Tropical Bar Reports

[Jinxx]

Great advice. I didn't even think of that. It only happened with the one chick thank god but something to be aware of.

Jinxx regularly goes to the zona smelling like Indonesia. Jinxx always smokes copious amounts of the stankiest dankest buds before hitting the zona to find a hot horny freakaleak. It's never caused me a problem. Even a couple times I got pulled over the cops looked in my eyes and told me I was high on something. I just played dumb and they let me go.

Jinxx is not saying it's ok to go around all nilly willy as if the cops won't f*ck with you. Zona cops most definitely will f*ck with you for any little reason. When I first started hanging out in the zona I used to duck into little alley ways and take a few puffs here and there. Hell I used to smoke out with the taco guy right there on constitucion by the entrance to Playboy Club. We would smoke until we saw a cop coming then we would put it down. Then when the cop got far enough away we'd start puffing again. I try not to do stuff like that anymore.

Oh and talking about chicas that have their own weed joints or their own vape pen to smoke. When I meet a pothead chica my cock gets extra hard. It's like a dream come true.

[Member #4730]

One of these days someone is going to spot your cash. And you're going to be visited by something you not see even in the Middle East. Tijuana cops taking donations.

I've been going to Tijuana since 2005 and no issues. My ex's family lives in the area. They just say to stay away from the drug scene and won't have issues. A family friend that a had a holistic wellness center in Tijuana came up missing and was never found. They still haven't found him since, but comparing a shakedown for money compared to your life is really funny to me. If you're still living then you can come up with more cash, but if your six feet under, then nothing really matters. I've been ripped off by more ladies during my travels, then by any police. Even in the states they just 86 you from the hotel.

[Jackie888]

I've done it for over 20 years all over the world. No issues. Most of the time leave some reserves in hotel safes, but Tijuana is definitely not as sketchy as some Middle East countries that love Americans. I've been to some third world dumps thanks to the U.S. Govt. Honduras was a lot sketchier than anyplace in Mexico. My handyman is from El Salvador and he has some stories on MS13. Almost similar to Al Qaeda tactics, not afraid of getting robbed, but beheaded might be worrisome. Rather take a shot to a vital than end up on a propaganda vid.

And yes, Im all about the adrenaline rush, probably trying to replicate the rush of being mortared or under gunfire while in the said overseas third world dumps. My ex grew up in MX city and TJ so not as bad as news makes life to be in MX. D.C. and New Orleans could be bad places too. I had a friend robbed at gunpoint near French quarter and a barista got shot in the face in D.C. You just never know what is going to happen in life. I got in a crazy auto wreck last week that shut down the 15 freeway. If I wasnt in a big truck, then the teenage girl almost took me out ramming her car into the side of my truck. I flew through the air at 75mph, slammed into concrete wall, and landed with minor injuries. You never know when it is going to be your last day so better enjoy as you dont get to push reset.

One of these days someone is going to spot your cash. And you're going to be visited by something you not see even in the Middle East. Tijuana cops taking donations.

[Member #4730]

1 or 2 grand and he walks to the border at 3 am in the most dangerous city in the world LOL. You must of been looking for one more adrenaline rush. Maybe next time. I need a guy friend like you to take me out to zona LOL.

I've done it for over 20 years all over the world. No issues. Most of the time leave some reserves in hotel safes, but Tijuana is definitely not as sketchy as some Middle East countries that love Americans. I've been to some third world dumps thanks to the U.S. Govt. Honduras was a lot sketchier than anyplace in Mexico. My handyman is from El Salvador and he has some stories on MS13. Almost similar to Al Qaeda tactics, not afraid of getting robbed, but beheaded might be worrisome. Rather take a shot to a vital than end up on a propaganda vid.

And yes, Im all about the adrenaline rush, probably trying to replicate the rush of being mortared or under gunfire while in the said overseas third world dumps. My ex grew up in MX city and TJ so not as bad as news makes life to be in MX. D.C. and New Orleans could be bad places too. I had a friend robbed at gunpoint near French quarter and a barista got shot in the face in D.C. You just never know what is going to happen in life. I got in a crazy auto wreck last week that shut down the 15 freeway. If I wasnt in a big truck, then the teenage girl almost took me out ramming her car into the side of my truck. I flew through the air at 75mph, slammed into concrete wall, and landed with minor injuries. You never know when it is going to be your last day so better enjoy as you dont get to push reset.

[Dogers69]

I decided to head out to Tijuana after a rough night at Barona playing BJ until 4 in the morning. I was up $1,500 and quickly dumped it with a few bad shoes. It would have been a killer night to quench my other vice. I got $500 and headed down to Tropical to see if I could find my regular. The mesero said she was eating and would be down in 10 min. I glanced around the club and it was kinda dead around 8 pm. She came down and got her 3 fichas and told her Im going to get a jacuzzi room. Went upstairs and bought the VIP card which got me 70% off the jacuzzi room. The room was one of the best outside of Vegas hotel rooms, but this is Tijuana. It had 2 br, 2 bathrooms, 3 large TVs, stripper pole, couch, jacuzzi, and sound system on main tv. The internet was kind of spotty. It also had 3 refrigerators with beverages. My regular came up to the room and she said when the club was closed during corona shutdowns, they used the suites and hallways to party. We got the jacuzzi going and a couple drinks from the refrigerator and did some sloshing around in the jacuzzi. It started getting hot and moved to the bed.

I like to get the ladies juices flowing so started kissing her body all over and giving her cat a tongue lashing. She was moaning and thighs wrapped around my head. We get down to action and put a pillow under her waist during mish. She must really love it since she started to have body quivering shakes and we had to stop as she was sensitive. We laid for a bit and continued the process again with getting the cat lubed up with my tongue and she got on top riding me like a true equestrian and this time either faked the o or just one that didn't make her as sensitive. For some reason junior couldn't go, but she was sexy as hell and I kept mentioning it to her. She just giggled and continued loving and said she likes doggy, so I obliged and gave her a good pounding. Those natural cheeks are glorious and I just had to laugh at myself enjoying these life's pleasures. Eventually after 2 hours, junior still couldn't go, so we just relaxed, talked about life, watches YouTube music videos. Eventually she bid farewell and it came time to discuss payment, she said she spent 3 hours with me and I decide how much to pay. I gave her $300 and she was fine with it. She said she might be working tomorrow or visit her dad in Ensenada that she hasn't seen in over 2 years. Not sure of family dynamics, but she said I could see her again for a couple of weeks and then she goes back home to spend time with her daughters and one of their birthdays in San Carlos...

1 or 2 grand and he walks to the border at 3 am in the most dangerous city in the world LOL. You must of been looking for one more adrenaline rush. Maybe next time. I need a guy friend like you to take me out to zona LOL.

[Captain Solo]

Greggy.

This tropical girl looks very hot and classy. I saw her in HK before.

Will try her ASAP. Thanks for your infos.

[Gregyyr]

You should probably worry about smelling like pot as you walk around the zona thereafter. Grounds for a police patdown of your wallet.

Great advice. I didn't even think of that. It only happened with the one chick thank god but something to be aware of.

[Member #4730]

I decided to head out to Tijuana after a rough night at Barona playing BJ until 4 in the morning. I was up $1,500 and quickly dumped it with a few bad shoes. It would have been a killer night to quench my other vice. I got $500 and headed down to Tropical to see if I could find my regular. The mesero said she was eating and would be down in 10 min. I glanced around the club and it was kinda dead around 8 pm. She came down and got her 3 fichas and told her Im going to get a jacuzzi room. Went upstairs and bought the VIP card which got me 70% off the jacuzzi room. The room was one of the best outside of Vegas hotel rooms, but this is Tijuana. It had 2 br, 2 bathrooms, 3 large TVs, stripper pole, couch, jacuzzi, and sound system on main tv. The internet was kind of spotty. It also had 3 refrigerators with beverages. My regular came up to the room and she said when the club was closed during corona shutdowns, they used the suites and hallways to party. We got the jacuzzi going and a couple drinks from the refrigerator and did some sloshing around in the jacuzzi. It started getting hot and moved to the bed.

I like to get the ladies juices flowing so started kissing her body all over and giving her cat a tongue lashing. She was moaning and thighs wrapped around my head. We get down to action and put a pillow under her waist during mish. She must really love it since she started to have body quivering shakes and we had to stop as she was sensitive. We laid for a bit and continued the process again with getting the cat lubed up with my tongue and she got on top riding me like a true equestrian and this time either faked the o or just one that didn't make her as sensitive. For some reason junior couldn't go, but she was sexy as hell and I kept mentioning it to her. She just giggled and continued loving and said she likes doggy, so I obliged and gave her a good pounding. Those natural cheeks are glorious and I just had to laugh at myself enjoying these life's pleasures. Eventually after 2 hours, junior still couldn't go, so we just relaxed, talked about life, watches YouTube music videos. Eventually she bid farewell and it came time to discuss payment, she said she spent 3 hours with me and I decide how much to pay. I gave her $300 and she was fine with it. She said she might be working tomorrow or visit her dad in Ensenada that she hasn't seen in over 2 years. Not sure of family dynamics, but she said I could see her again for a couple of weeks and then she goes back home to spend time with her daughters and one of their birthdays in San Carlos.

It was around midnight and headed to Senda Norte (hotel restaurant) and got my favorite, northern eggs, which consist of potatoes, covered by a thin cut ribeye, and a sunny side up eggs on top. It came with corn tortillas which were delicious. After my meal headed to the petting zoo of HK and tipped the ladies doing the shaving cream show. The other ladies in the club look like hardened pros or mercenaries of sorts, didn't feel they would offer the GFE service for my dollars. Also I prefer naturals and most looked like they had bbl and enhancements that don't fit their body type, to each their own. It was around 1 am and didn't see anything that interested me for takeout so headed back to tropical to find someone to shag in the room. Tropical was really dead around 1 am and just sat watching the tv as none of the talent attracted me.

As I was watching the tv a lady sat directly under the tv and kept giving me glances. She was attractive and I asked her how much arriba, she quoted $100, but then I countered with $80, which she didn't understand. She broke out her cellphone and entered into google translate $80 and she agreed. She asked if Id buy her a drink first which I obliged. She sat next to me and we started a conversation. She is from Monterey, has a degree in gastronomy, and I stated I like to eat and she rubbed my tummy. She eventually got touchy feely and put one of her legs over mine for easy rubbing of her kitty. She was groping my chest while I was rubbing her kitty and I could sense she was going to be a firecracker. We got her ficha and headed upstairs to the room.

We got to the room and she started to make out in the living room then we slowly removed articles of our clothing until we got to the couch. She got on top and I was licking on her breasts and making out, things got more intense so flipped her onto the couch and gave her kitty some love. She seemed to appreciate it and eventually found ourselves with her back on top riding me. I wanted more so carried her to the bedroom and got her in mish. She seemed to enjoy that position more and then the unexpected junior decided to blow. I guess he just needed a new thing besides the regular and I got her number for next time. She was new as she has only been in the club for about a week and used to be a dessert chef. She has a tight body which is unexpected as I would be big as a boat if I was around desserts all day. I'll try to hit her up again once in town. I'm glad I got the hotel room as I didn't have to pay them $20 for every hhr. I would have paid more for the short time basic room ($160) than I paid for the penthouse for the 4 hours of shagging ($149). I take that as a win in my book.

I checked out of the room and got my $125 deposit back and gave her $100 for the nice experience even though we negotiated $80. I still had money to burn so went to Chicago club to see if another regular was working. I told a mesero who I was looking for and he said she is upstairs. Well apparently that is what they always tell you so you buy a drink and hopefully find someone new. I forgot my regular told me she was going to be in Cancun. She is probably high as a kite floating in the ocean. I sat around waiting and noticed a lady grinding someone in a booth. I thought about going over and tipping her, but I'm sure it would be a bad look with the guy that bought her a ficha. She eventually got up and sat at the bar. Not sure if the guy ran out of money or told her he is leaving.

The mesero that told me my regular is upstairs said to try someone new and brought over Ketel. She is from Guerrero and doesn't speak any English. I bought her a ficha and she jumped on my lap grinding me out. Junior was tired so no arriba, but definitely try her next time as the sexual energy just oozed out of her pores. She reminded me of a porn hub actress I loved from Bang bus. I kept buying her more fichas and tipping her with the change. I'm sure she could grind me into the ground as her movements were unreal. She was even grinding me while taking sips from her ficha. I’d grab her neck and her eyes would roll to the back of her head. She seemed to really need a fuck and glad junior was dead as I was running low on funds. The only positive about getting older is junior needs a rest compared to going 6 times an hour when I was younger. Next time I'm in town, I'll definitely try to find her. Hope she stays in town. I bet the session would be explosive. It was around 3-4 am and I was starting to get dizzy so called it a night. I walked to the border and it seemed like everyone was starting work. The main line was crazy long, but the sentri had no line. I just walked and showed the agent my card and back into the USA in no time. Definitely need to head down again and maybe take Tuesdays off from work to get the killer hotel deals at Tropical. I highly recommend their penthouse room if you spend lots of time arriba. No hassle from hotel and girls are lovely.

[Jinxx]

I was impressed by the girls in Tropical as well. Heading down Sunday so going to see if the gorgeous girl I had before is still working. She wasn't cheap at $100 but like $500 in the US.

I was in tropical a few days ago and their talent level has increased from I was a regular there about a year ago. Tropical used to have a lot of very average looking chicas with only a few real hotties. This last visit I didn't really notice any average chicas, they were all pretty damn hot mostly 7's and 8's. The funny thing is I'm kinda complaining about the improvement, even though I shouldn't be. I used to receive extra special treatment from those average looking chicas. Oh well I guess this is the perfect opportunity to step my game up and start hooking up with hotter chicas. Still the truly great thing about tropical is there is very little plastic surgery and fake plastic butts compared to HK and Adelita's which means a lot to somebody like me.

[Gregyyr]

Day 1 of our Tijuana adventure.

All the previous reports were helpful on where to go and where to avoid. Go read back.

Anyway, started at Las Chavelas. No door fee on a Thursday night. Really bad layout. Long front to back, hard to see all the girls, sunken floor areas, too dark. Had a drink and a couple girls came over, our first of the night. Newbie just let her sit there, I put a doller in her bra and took her tits out and rubbed them. He just looked at me hahaha. Tipped a couple more over time and got pussy exposure. Then she took her friend's boobs out and they played a bit. Bought a beer for each along the way then sent them on their way. He said something like he didn't want to make her feel bad for saying no to more tips or sex. I just said they don't feel bad and then we left.

Looked in HK -- read yourself for that scene.

Then went to Tropical, where I wanted to go the whole time. As advertised. Beautiful layout -- good stage area, girls walk around and are not hyper aggressive sitting down every 2 minutes begging for money and drinks, hotter than Chavelas by far. Enjoyed that whole experience. Ordered some beers over time and just enjoyed the show. Eventually Michela (all natural, slightly thick but not fat, a couple hair strands are braided) went up on stage and danced and totally had me entranced. My look, great vibe. When she was walked around for dance tips I patted my seat and said come over. Right before she came back around some fatty sat next to me and started talking and I just said no mas, tu vas and she got up and Michela laughed..

I was impressed by the girls in Tropical as well. Heading down Sunday so going to see if the gorgeous girl I had before is still working. She wasn't cheap at $100 but like $500 in the US.

[UsaInEurope]

Day 1 of our Tijuana adventure.

All the previous reports were helpful on where to go and where to avoid. Go read back.

Anyway, started at Las Chavelas. No door fee on a Thursday night. Really bad layout. Long front to back, hard to see all the girls, sunken floor areas, too dark. Had a drink and a couple girls came over, our first of the night. Newbie just let her sit there, I put a doller in her bra and took her tits out and rubbed them. He just looked at me hahaha. Tipped a couple more over time and got pussy exposure. Then she took her friend's boobs out and they played a bit. Bought a beer for each along the way then sent them on their way. He said something like he didn't want to make her feel bad for saying no to more tips or sex. I just said they don't feel bad and then we left.

Looked in HK -- read yourself for that scene.

Then went to Tropical, where I wanted to go the whole time. As advertised. Beautiful layout -- good stage area, girls walk around and are not hyper aggressive sitting down every 2 minutes begging for money and drinks, hotter than Chavelas by far. Enjoyed that whole experience. Ordered some beers over time and just enjoyed the show. Eventually Michela (all natural, slightly thick but not fat, a couple hair strands are braided) went up on stage and danced and totally had me entranced. My look, great vibe. When she was walked around for dance tips I patted my seat and said come over. Right before she came back around some fatty sat next to me and started talking and I just said no mas, tu vas and she got up and Michela laughed.

Anyway, I'm a really good negotiator -- cars, tourist shops, etc. But she would. Not. Budge. On $80. She said the room at Rizo de Oro was $20. Let her beer run out and I let her feel like we were done and then asked again thinking she'd take what she could get. Nope. Well ok I guess I'll pony up as why not get what you want for an extra little more.

Paid my $1 to the doorman as we left and went to the room. Looked newish, very clean. Impressed! I've been led to a room that looked like a chicken coop with a stained mattress on it by a girl in Laos so I know how bad these places can get. This room was nice.

Anyway, the other top tip is you have to make sure she'll give a BJ before. That was part of my negotiation -- make sure she'll do it.

So we started undressing, I gave her a brief massage and both gave oral and then proceeded on. Had a great experience with 3 positions and we had to go over the time. Showered separately (she wouldn't come in) then left. She'd be a $500 an hour girl in the US. I know, we're not in the US and that's why we go to 3rd world countries to bang. Just sayin.

When I got back after I was beat -- had been traveling all day, was nearly 5 am my time (EDT) and drank a bit. Of course that's when he had FINALLY just brought a girl over (god he's slow -- and was sucking an MJ stick the whole night so was also stuck). He also takes an hour and a half to go through his massage ritual and whatever the fuck else he does. So I told him I'm leaving and have a good time and I'll see you tomorrow.

Got a Didi home -- much much cheaper than taxi, much cheaper than uber and faster to get picked up.

Stayed at the HI Zona Rio -- upscale neighborhood, only $3 ish e / w by Didi to the zona sexo, no threat of pickpockets or worse when we walk out, good breakfast cafes nearby, not hustled every block, good US standards room.

[UsaInEurope]

Tropical at midnight -- much worse than the night before -- maybe everyone was picked over already? One old guy was getting mouth to mouth by a fully clothed girl -- jeans and shirt and not that hot -- right next to the stage. Left quickly.

[Gregyyr]

Lolol!! What those poor girls do for money, that's why I feel for them sometimes.

So true SeeBeeJoe.

I met a gal in Adelitas from Venezuela and we talked a little bit about the economic frustrations. She was beautiful thin girl. I didn't take her upstairs but tipped her $10 for a few drinks and grinding on the couches.

[Dg8787]

Lolol!! What those poor girls do for money, that's why I feel for them sometimes.

I really feel sorry for them fucking an old ugly guy like me until they have a big orgasm under me.

[SeaBeeJoe]

Well said. I've said this before and will say it again that no girl says to herself when I grow up I want to have a job where strange men jump up and down on me trying to pound my pussy through the mattress.

Lolol!! What those poor girls do for money, that's why I feel for them sometimes.