Ho Chi Minh City - Massage Parlors

[LiamViet]

Thanks Tra Zmo. I will check out a few more from your previous d2 posts / recommendations this week if I can get over there and leave some reviews.

A shower is the biggest sign for me but some I am just unsure. Noticed a few more new places pop up off Q. H road in D2. Haven't tried any. Yet.

There are 50 plus massage joints in D2, 90% are full service.

If you're offered a shower it's promising.

Only the crummy ones start with a poor massage.

Thanks for your report.

[Tra Zmo]

There are 50 plus massage joints in D2, 90% are full service.

If you're offered a shower it's promising.

Only the crummy ones start with a poor massage.

Thanks for your report.

[LiamViet]

Visited d2 to see what the score was with massage. Went to a know joint down past the now closed down monhue restaurant. 2 pm.

Mid 30's lady in a blue dress appeared. Not sure if manager or not but asked for massage. I agreed an hour and she took me upstairs. Huge room with a small window hole in the door. Many signs saying they are a legitimate massage parlour and no naughty business LOL.

Was asked to shower so I did and as I returned to the room from the shower I was naked and laid on the bed. She gave a poor massage on shoulders, explores my legs with cheeky feels and then flipped me over. After a few minutes she asked what I wanted. She gestured hands towards her mouth for a BJ and I agreed. She said 500 k. Got it for 400 plus massage price. A good slow suck. Lots of time and she removed her full dress and sucked in just panties. After a while CIM. She cleaned up and continued naked massage. Started to rub again and began HJ but I was done and ready to go.

Would I return? Yes to see what else is on offer as saw a few more ladies on the way out.

[Samarth]

Hello all,

I am coming to HCMC for the 1st time in November. Will be staying at Saigon Star Hotel. I have read some decent reviews of the in-house massage parlor they have. Anyone have any experiences at this place? I am also looking for FS massage parlors. If anyone has any suggestions I would really appreciate it. Thanks in advance.

Try Vien dong hotel near backpackers street. Great girls with with HJ only. But they will give you the number so that you can meet them outside.

[D Cups]

Hello all,

I am coming to HCMC for the 1st time in November. Will be staying at Saigon Star Hotel. I have read some decent reviews of the in-house massage parlor they have. Anyone have any experiences at this place? I am also looking for FS massage parlors. If anyone has any suggestions I would really appreciate it. Thanks in advance.

It's been a few years but I used to be a regular there only because my hotel was very near. They had some hotties with nice boobs albeit higher priced than most other massage parlors. Oh and no FS. At least not when I was there but did get a nice BJ. I wonder if Benny's is still there? Now that was a great hot toc / low price / nice girls. Again, no FS. You have to get their number and have them come to your hotel. At least that's the way it was when I was there 10 times between 2008 - 2013. You can always go to Apocalypse Now club and get a freelancer if you can stand the loud music. There are lots of other bars near there too (downtown).

[Tustia]

Hello all,

I am coming to HCMC for the 1st time in November. Will be staying at Saigon Star Hotel. I have read some decent reviews of the in-house massage parlor they have. Anyone have any experiences at this place? I am also looking for FS massage parlors. If anyone has any suggestions I would really appreciate it. Thanks in advance.

[Tra Zmo]

Use your charm: charm the knickers off her and give her a good time too.

[Name6363]

I do understand why there are so many negative reports about HCM, poor service, kept waiting, mechanical etc. All totally justified because that's what the bros experienced.

But almost all the recent negatives are for spas in D1 and that's why I say Forget D1.

For less than 100 k you can be in a taxi or a Grab to D2 where you've more chance of a positive experience even, if you play it right, a GFE.

There are a few duds for sure so I'll suggest 3 sure-fire spas in my order of preference.

1 Mai Spa, NGO Quang Huy.

Up to 10 working here in shifts of 6 or so, age range early 20's to early 30's. 300 k / h. I keep coming back to Mai as I find it the best all-round experience..

Hi,

Your posts are so helpful with newbie like me who is going to travel there next month.

May I reassure further about Mai Spa?

300 k per hour means only normal massage right? So FS= another 1 m which mean total of 1.3 m no more than that (I will try to negotiate them).

*Just in case, if they are too pricey, am I able to ask for BJ or 69 with them with lower price? (I'm not sure if you were allowed to kiss or eat their pussy? I would love to if they have no objection).

Thank you.

[Meo Den]

This place got a lot of attention when it opened. A flurry of posts from new accounts especially on another forum. The publicity from the early police raid probably didn't do any harm either.

However, it really is a low value tourist trap and not IMO a hotspot.

The women aren't cute, even in the photos they show you for selection. My pick could have been another woman. She was maybe 4 years older than stated (that's standard practice of course) dumpy and had a kid so her breasts were like balloons five days after a party. She was friendly. I'll give her that.

The standard rooms are 1 m vnd. Cramped plinths and steam and sauna if you want them, the baths are awkward to get in and out of, not comfortable.

Basic routine is bath then oil massage (hot stones if requested) then topless pretend BJ, then HJ relief. Then they wash you and help you button your shirt. I really mean pretend BJ: they hold your cock as far from their mouths as a karaoke microphone. Some of the women might perform better than others, but the whole point of Zeus is that you pay a fixed rate and should get a standardised service.

Right now you can do much better with the massage girls on Bui Vien. They ask 200 k but most accept 100 k for one hour oil massage. Always better to be firm on the ticket price as this gives you more control with the tip. Not all are attractive by any means, many just Zeus quality, but there are some real cuties to be had, 18 and up.

I tip 200 k for happy ending, 300 for topless and kissing etc. If for some reason I don't want relief and they give a decent massage I tip 100 k. In some shops they offer private rooms for 200 k ticket. Otherwise, both in the afternoon and in low season you often get a room to yourself anyway.

So if you just want a cute girl, oil massage and HJ the BV shops are a better deal, 400 k versus 1 m.

Some of the girls will provide BJs (negotiable) and some will not. One or two shops do FS and ask 1 m vnd plus 200 k ticket: better than the China-type places as at least you also get a decent massage. But much better quality on kynu and similar for 500 k plus 50-150 for room.

If you want a professional BJ use the hot tocs. Rushed and no massage, but 300 k /400 k versus 1 m. Cheaper but more crucially better quality.

With the BV girls you get to see and chat with the girl before you commit.

Perhaps it's not a coincidence that you have to pay Zeus up front. Always a bad sign. If that had not been the case on my visit I wouldn't have paid, would just have walked. With the hot tocs and BV MPs you pay tip and ticket when you leave.

Finally, if you want a girl to take you around, eat with etc. Then talk to the language students in the park. They will buy you a cheap lunch or a coffee, then accept an invitation to a more upmarket place for dinner. They are more educated, speak English, are presentable and not embarrassing to be seen with like the hostess bar girl types. I think they are probably a better bet than hooking-up online.

Just my thoughts.

[Remduc]

Totally agreed with your choices!

Mai Spa remains my favourite so far. Was actually there this afternoon! Diva is also good but can't tell I had a good experience at Spa 49 as the choice of girls is quite limited and the lady I got was like asking for 2 millions and didn't want to low down the price. I then passed.

2 more places that according to me worst a visit:

In the treet in front of Mekong Merchant restaurant. After Tama river Japanese restaurant (so on the right side of the street). There is a small spa with around 6 ladies to choose from. The owner gives you naked massage if you're lucky. Loved it! Overall damage: 300 ticket and 1,000 FS.

Also, if you go up to the Vietnamese street of District 2 called Quoc Huong, there is a backyard (near Duong LE Van Mien) with 6 or 7 different massages (Thao dien Spa, welcome spa, orchid spa.).

I tried Mi Mi spa the last time and can't tell I was impressed by the lady skills but same damages in terms of money. Will the others one in the near future.

Happy mongering!

1 Mai Spa, NGO Quang Huy.

Up to 10 working here in shifts of 6 or so, age range early 20's to early 30's. 300 k / h. I keep coming back to Mai as I find it the best all-round experience.

2 Di Va Spa, Nguyen Van Huong.

Good choice of girls usually with good English but pricier, 500/ h.

3 Spa 49, LE Van Mien.

Smallest of the 3, only 3-4 girls on at a time all late 20's. But there are a couple of wild girls here who are on for anything.

[Remduc]

Has anyone tried Phuong Anh relax in District 10? Location is Su Van Hanh, near China and Hai Yen, unfortunately closed now!

[Tra Zmo]

I do understand why there are so many negative reports about HCM, poor service, kept waiting, mechanical etc. All totally justified because that's what the bros experienced.

But almost all the recent negatives are for spas in D1 and that's why I say Forget D1.

For less than 100 k you can be in a taxi or a Grab to D2 where you've more chance of a positive experience even, if you play it right, a GFE.

There are a few duds for sure so I'll suggest 3 sure-fire spas in my order of preference.

1 Mai Spa, NGO Quang Huy.

Up to 10 working here in shifts of 6 or so, age range early 20's to early 30's. 300 k / h. I keep coming back to Mai as I find it the best all-round experience.

2 Di Va Spa, Nguyen Van Huong.

Good choice of girls usually with good English but pricier, 500/ h.

3 Spa 49, LE Van Mien.

Smallest of the 3, only 3-4 girls on at a time all late 20's. BUT there are a couple of wild girls here who are on for anything.

Format in each of these is similar: you arrive and ask for a massage. They'll assign the girl whose turn is next. If you want to just ask to see all the girls: you'll probably make eye contact with one who appeals more. She'll be happy to be getting a shot out of turn. Off you go upstairs. In the room you're offered a shower: take it. Back on to the table and the massage starts. If it hasn't got interesting before the flip it certainly will after. You negotiate. FS in all is 1 m, sure they'll try to stiff your stiffy for more but just stay firm on 1 m. Sorry for the bad pun.

She'll usually leave briefly for a wash and a condom, on her return you get her naked and away you go.

If you're doing it right, you'll want to extend to 90 minutes.

Forget about D1.

[NgankoKyew]

Sorry bros. Don't want to hog the bandwidth so hopefully last question or two on Vien dong. Has anyone tried two girls there? I only want HJ but two bodies to play with sounds tempting. Also is the vip room really worth it? Im not into jacuzzis at all. What is the best time to go and is there a bad time to go? Last how much would yu tip if you had two girls? Thanks a lot guys. Will post any unique experiences.

J.

Yes. You can get 2 girls but pay for 2 tickets.

[NgankoKyew]

In HCMC this weekend. And checked out Zeus (first times) and Vien Dong (been many times).

Zeus. While this place gets great reviews from others, I was not a big fan. Too mechanical.

Quite easy to find on the main street. Lots of neon. 1st floor to the waiting area. Its a much smaller room than I imagined and lots of neon and tacky decor. Foreigners are offered a few different packages. The cheapest one is 1 Million, which is 90 minutes. All action takes place in VIP room, which includes the sauna, steam, shower, massage, massage with tits, poor BBBJ. I was told to wait 10 minutes for girls. After 20 minutes, I was given a selection of three girls from the Ipads. I picked what I thought was the best looking girl. I then had to wait another 5 minutes. Which took 20 minutes. I was very upsets.

When I got to room, girl was sweet pretty, not stunning. Must have been 20-21. Small but perky tits. As attendant closes door, he gives her a pill to swallow. Don't know what that was about and probably better I don't ask. After I goes thru motions of different stations. Girl was very mechanical. I tried to touch and kiss, but no luck. Massage was bad, tits massage was okay, BBBJ was not great. Only sucks tip of head. No CIM..

Ya. Difficult to FS but some actually ask for it. Depend on the girls. Anyways I tried number a girl call nhi and it quite nice, nipples nice to suck and easily wet.

[David Cohen]

HCMC is not an easy mongering place for bachelors. The attitude of prostitutes and sexual massage girls is worst with reference to sex service. They just want your money. The Viet women attitude sucks big time when comparing to other popular Asian countries.

There lot of scammers in the tourist District 1. You have to be very careful and don't respond to strangers on the street.

The social mobile apps (wechat, beetalk) too have lot of scammers with fake profile picture. Never book anyone using online apps.

The reasons:

- Socialist country.

- Prostitution is illegal, if it were legal, it would be cheaper and better customer service for sure.