Ho Chi Minh City - Massage Parlors

[Tra Zmo]

Hola Senor!

This deserves to be re-posted every 6 months or so.

Hello,

I live in VN since 20 years, I have some experience with the local scenes in saigon and I'm always surprised regarding the prices accepted by my fellow expats or tourists.

For information, in Saigon:

1/ a blowjob bar real price is 250 K (ticket) + 100 K for the girl (tip). For this price you have BJ + often CIM. The girl is often naked too.

It's the famous false haircut places, called HTGD. There are all around the city.

2/ In some massage places like Zeus (and others) you can have nuru + BJ + sometimes CIM. 500 K for the girl is a normal price if the place is high end.

3/ In massage places, a simple HJ (the famous happy ending) should never be paid higher than 250 K tip (exception for high end spa). Some locals & expats prefer to apply the 50% rule. Means you give to the girl the equivalent of 50% of the ticket. If the spa massage ticket is 500 K, you give 250 K to the girl for the happy ending. For 1 M, you give 500 K, etc.

4/ If you want FS, the normal price for the girl is 500 K / 1 H. Max of the max: 1 million. (hostel / place not included).

If you pay higher, it's just a scam and they abuse your naivety.

Saying yes for a FS at a massage place for 1.5 or 2 millions is just disrupting the market in a wrong way.

From 1 M, you can go on kynu and find the hottest saigon hooker ever, matching all your requirements.

The average price on Kynu is 400 K for FS.

I don't speak of people paying that for just a BJ! It's just insane.

The best way to avoid scam is to avoid Bui Vien and D1.

Outside the touristic areas, you have ton of places where a foreigner customer is something very unusual. You will find HTGD where you are welcomed like a king, with the girls jumping on your knees and begging you to choose them. Some of them will even love to offer you GFE for free (hugging during a long time, kissing, chatting, etc) and some will ask for your number to meet you outside and try to become your girlfriend. There are sometimes real jewels in this kind of place.

It's totally different from the vibe you can get in D1 places where you are just "Westerner number 2084932". Expats & locals avoid this kind of places.

In a nutshell: avoid bui vien and don't pay too much! A girl will not be a better shoot because you pay her higher, it's not how vietnamese girls think. At the opposite, don't bargain too much, it will ruin her mood.

Enjoy!

[Tra Zmo]

Visited Nature yesterday... Wouldn't recommend.

Yes, Nature Mild is just about the worst in the area in my experience: poor massage, mechanical pantomime performance.

Paradise, or Paradise Yoni, was recently reported as insisting the bro keep his underwear on! But another reported being offered a prostate massage, so YMMV. Tried it once, wouldn't repeat.

[Tra Zmo]

Post your opinion of the best FS massage in HCMC.

Hi Tustin, Welcome to the forum!

Mutant Chicken has skin in the game so he never freely shares any intel.

Either RTFF or contribute your own experiences if you want a tailored reply.

Enjoy your research.

[LiamViet]

Visited Nature yesterday. Went fairly early and there were a few girls that looked asleep in the downstairs lobby!

Got led upstairs about 3 floors to the top and a tiny room. Poor massage followed by the offer of a HJ for 500 or BJ for 800. Declined both. She played with my soldier for a bit but I wasn't going to change my mind. Wouldn't recommend. On the way out passed about 5 or 6 girls in different colour dresses and some were doing hair and make up etc. Perhaps it was too early? Anyone else tried here or any luck? Also a sign for another spa down the same road. Will try it this week.

[MutantChicken]

Post your opinion of the best FS massage in HCMC.

The best FS massage in HCMC is the one that's a tightly held secret as the girls are not too busy and so are hungry to please to get loyal customers and are not too tired from being fucked constantly.

[Tustia]

Post your opinion of the best FS massage in HCMC.

[LiamViet]

Decided to try Mai yesterday. A secluded road and a small parking area was nice and discreet. Was met by a lady in a small black dress, mid to late 20's and quite small. Walked me upstairs and the same routine as other places. Shower massage and a fondle from behind. I thought I would see what she did if I didn't make any requests or signs and she massaged my balls from between my legs from behind for a good 10 minutes. Felt great and as I got hard I went on to my knees slightly and she hooked around and carried on for a minute before trying to grab my soldier from the side and flip me over. She asked what I wanted and I went for a HJ. Normal price. Tried to touch her and she requested a sexy HJ is 700 and I said no. A reasonably good HJ but she wasn't as willing as other places without being offered more money. Not sure how this compares to Orchid so will try that place later. Anyone tried Thao. The spa near there or the other 4 or 5 places! So much choice but I want quality massage too.

[LiamViet]

I came across Bamboo when it was open in D2. When it was at its first location. A lovely lady working at the reception. Not sure where she is. Her name is Ha. Anyone know of where she is now? I understand it is a common name but someone may know who I mean. Also did the spa move elsewhere?

[SaigonTM]

I have had one gorgeous girl with amazing body and skills. Shaved perfect boobs etc. On other occasions I have walked out be / see I didn't like the line up. I've been to Thuy Moc and Mai a few times but I must have been unlucky be / see the girls were all ugly and I passed. Which places do you recommend in little Tokyo for FS?

Conclusion first I am not quite satisfied with Diva. Not sure if I did not go at the right time or our tastes are different. Appreciate your thoughts / feedback at Tra Zmo.

I arrive at 3:30 pm and only 3 therapists are available. 2 are 6/10 (late 20's or early 30's, 155 cm below and average weight) and the other one is 65 kg+ so no need to comment more. I picked up one and went upstairs. When she put down her phone I noticed that the screen is a pic of 2 kids at the age around 3 and 6. That was the moment that I decided not to do anything other than a regular massage today.

The room, facilities and her massage skill are actually quite good, almost equivalent to Golden Lotus (a franchise "heathy" massage shop in HCMC), but these are not the reasons I was there. She spent 30 minutes on my muscles, rolled me over and asked if I need a HJ. Not interested but asked for a quote for survey purpose. She quoted 1 M and I declined immediately. Eventually I paid 500 k downstairs as ticket price.

I have tried several places in D1 last month and this is my first attempt in D2. Obviously it is not very successful and can someone please tell me if I should still check out Mai Spa? Anyway I will recommend Vien Dong hotel for HJ and little Tokyp for FS. Pricey but girls are much more pretty there.

[LiamViet]

Tried T Moc on the road that is next to and runs parallel to Xuan Thuy. On a small cheeky little corner. Almost missed it but rode straight in and parked up. Nobody about so walked just round the corner and 3 girls sat on phones. One jumped up with a nice smile, mid 20's and a good looking body. Happy to have her massage me. Got quoted for a 1 hour massage. In the room which is the first room on the right was a bed in the middle, small shower room and it smelt great. Possibly burning oils. Got asked to shower. Returned and laid down. To my surprise I received a pretty good massage on back and legs for half an hour to forty minutes. Once flipped lower leg massage and then hands under the down. A cute grin and asked about HJ. 500 k. Happy to pay her. She let me feel around, told me to touch her breast and began to finger through her panties before I blew. Lots of compliments about my cock size and kept saying boom boom but was lost in translation. Regret not going for more! Recommend and may return again this week!

[WalterWong]

Hi Tra Zmo,

Thanks for your comprehensive response and sharing. Will definitely come up with more reports after site visits.

And yes, it's still worth checking out Mai for sure.

I can't possibly get around all 50 and report, so please help me out.

[Tra Zmo]

Hi Walter.

First, YMMV, so yes it could be that our tastes differ or maybe I've been here too long!

I'm surprised to hear Diva had only 2 girls available: usually there are 5 or 6 sitting around waiting for business. That is a sign of the times perhaps because now there are over 50 spas in Thao Dien alone there's a lot of competition and some of the mamas have been complaining that business is very quiet.

Maybe they've been letting girls go or they've moved elsewhere for more tips. Where to? If that's what's happened.

It's my money: if I don't click with the girl I'm offered I'll ask who else is available and have left if there's no hint of a spark.

It's a typical Vietnamese approach to things to offer something same same but different, but keep the price up and not negotiate much.

It would probably be a good thing for a bunch of them to be closed down or to go out of business so that quality might improve with the survivors.

And yes, it's still worth checking out Mai for sure.

I can't possibly get around all 50 and report, so please help me out.

[WalterWong]

Mai, Diva, Orchid are still my tops. But testing new waters is half the fun.

Conclusion first– I am not quite satisfied with Diva. Not sure if I did not go at the right time or our tastes are different. Appreciate your thoughts / feedback at Tra Zmo.

I arrive at 3:30 pm and only 3 therapists are available. 2 are 6/10 (late 20's or early 30's, 155 cm below and average weight) and the other one is 65 kg+ so no need to comment more. I picked up one and went upstairs. When she put down her phone I noticed that the screen is a pic of 2 kids at the age around 3 and 6. That was the moment that I decided not to do anything other than a regular massage today.

The room, facilities and her massage skill are actually quite good, almost equivalent to Golden Lotus (a franchise "heathy" massage shop in HCMC), but these are not the reasons I was there. She spent 30 minutes on my muscles, rolled me over and asked if I need a HJ. Not interested but asked for a quote for survey purpose. She quoted 1 M and I declined immediately. Eventually I paid 500 k downstairs as ticket price.

I have tried several places in D1 last month and this is my first attempt in D2. Obviously it is not very successful and can someone please tell me if I should still check out Mai Spa? Anyway I will recommend Vien Dong hotel for HJ and little Tokyp for FS. Pricey but girls are much more pretty there.

[WalterWong]

Mai, Diva, Orchid are still my tops. But testing new waters is half the fun.

Not quite satisfied with Diva. Don't know if I did not go there at the right time or our tastes are different. Appreciate your thoughts / feedback at Tra Zmo.

I arrived at 3:30 pm and only 3 therapists are available. My preference of girls is no different than the other guys. Tall, slim, pretty, young. Unfortunately I did not find my type there. 2 ladies are 6/10 (late 20's or early 30's, 155 cm below, average weight) and the other one is 65 kg+ so no need to comment. I picked up one and went upstairs, took a shower and laid down. She put down her phone and the screen is two kids at the age around 3 to 6. At that moment I decided not to go any further than a regular massage today.

The room, facilities and her massage skill are actually very good. But they are not the reasons that I came here. The therapist spent 30 minutes on me with decent skills, rolled me over and asked if I want a HJ. Not interested but asked for a quote out of curiosity. She said 1 M and I declined. She cleaned my body with hot towel and I paid 500 k as ticket price downstairs. Maybe still overcharged but did not want to argue for 100 k.

I have been working in HCMC for 1 month and had tried several places in D1. My first try in D2 is not successful. Not sure if I should try Mai Spa if it is equivalent to Diva. I would recommend Vien Dong Hotel for HJ and little Tokyo for FS, girls are much pretty there.

[Tra Zmo]

Yes, few new ones have opened off Quoc Huong- looking to cash in on our pastimes.

I've tried Orchid: it's owned by 2 who used to work in Mai. Linh there is great fun but can't take a great pounding. Thuy's older and not the most beautiful but goes like a train or as long as you can. Can also be coaxed into a bit of a**l No wonder she's a bit greedier looking for 1. 2. First time I met her, when it was time to flip over I found her already stripped down to her very sexy underwear. No element of doubt then.

Tried Brown down the lane oppo Fam Medical: got a shy girl there who just didn't do it for me so didn't bother trying. Mama San used to be in Harmony so I was welcomed with a big dirty grin but she was busy doing legit foot massages so I couldn't get talking to her much.

Mai, Diva, Orchid are still my tops. But testing new waters is half the fun.