Ho Chi Minh City - Massage Parlors

[Tra Zmo]

I am not fan of Thao Dien so far. The worst part is that the quality is not consistent, even when we are talking about the same place.

I tried a few times the small Spa (where supposedly the owner gives a naked massage, who I haven't even met once) , called Royal Spa (you can find it on gmaps) not far from Spa 49, after the Tama River Japanese restaurant.

But are we talking about the same place?

The one where the owner goes naked is about 1 km from where you describe your experience, on the side street opposite Mekong Merchant that runs down to the river.

[LivingInSin1]

Hi all,

This is my first review here. I've been a member forever (since this site was WSG Forums, where I used to post regularly). Anyway, this is more of a warning than a review.

On the recommendations from a few punters here, I rode over to D2 to check out Diva. There were only 2 girls on. Both were about a 7/10. Mid 20's. I chose Jin / Gin. A slightly chubby 20 something.

Had a shower first. Then she gave me a nice hard massage, then after about 45 minutes, she asked me to turn over. Then the negotiations started (well. I hoped she'd negotiate).

I asked for FS and offered her 1 m VND. She countered with 2 m (So I countered with 1 m, and told her I'd been there before and paid that much. She wouldn't budge. She even said that she'll give a HJ for 1 m. No way! I grabbed my phone, opened Google maps, and reminded her what country we were in (I had to double check for myself too. Just in case I had another mind lapse). Maybe she thought we were in the US / UK? No go. She didn't budge.

So I asked her to keep massaging me for the next 15 minutes, showered and left..

Exact same thing happened to me and a friend on two different occasions. They would not budge. They told me to ask around. It's always been 2 m. I'm a sucker and I caved and paid. My friend didn't and no action.

[LivingInSin1]

Which coffee joints are you talking about? What kind?

Just the typical Vietnamese coffee shops where the girls sit with you. No action but you can get numbers for later.

[LiamViet]

I am not fan of Thao Dien so far. The worst part is that the quality is not consistent, even when we are talking about the same place.

I tried a few times the small Spa (where supposedly the owner gives a naked massage, who I haven't even met once) , called Royal Spa (you can find it on gmaps) not far from Spa 49, after the Tama River Japanese restaurant.

First time:

Chubby 26 ish all smile girl, cute, gave okay massage, then tried to persuade for FS for 1 m and since I am not interested in that ever (can't cum in a condom for hours) she said okay 500 k for blowjob (which I never grew to like since high school) which meant 500 for a handjob is insane so I said no but I licked her and she came (yes), then massaged her a bit and left. Damage was 300 k ticket 200 k "tip" because why not.

Second time: Some middle aged lady, proper massage, but no funny stuff at all, she finished sooner than 1 hour. 300+100..

Try the spa off of Thao Dien St, the road where the Mon Hue used to be. Called them before early hours and they answered and agreed but I thought I would save it for another night.

[XyzMan29]

At the recommendation of one of my Vietnamese friends, I checked out the Spa at Vien Dong Hotel in D1. Normally I'd stay away from D1 spa's so close to Bui VIen st, but this place was recommended to me by a local who I trust.

Pretty standard Hotel Spa setup. Basic rooms, all the way up to VIP and even Super VIP. I chose the VIP room, which had a steam room, sauna, spa and massage table. I got shown into my room, then I told the guy what type of girl I wanted and gave him a reasonable tip (100 k).

While I was sitting in the Sauna, my girl came in (Nean). She was reasonably tall for a Viet girl, looked about 25 (she later confirmed that she was). Slim, with a great set of be-cups. I'd say she was about an 7.5/10. Pretty, but not quite my type.

The routine was pretty normal. She gave me a bath, concentrated a lot on the little man, then dried me off and took me to the massage table for a massage. The massage was one of the strangest ones I've had in a long time. She was doing the massage at 10 x speed. Her hands would rush over my body, then pinch various parts. But the weird thing is that she wasn't actually rushing. She just massaged in fast forward. The total time she was massaging me for was right on the schedule. Maybe I just had my first ADHD massage experience.

After massaging for awhile, she focused on the little man again. We settled on 1 m for a BBBJ with 2 shots. Probably a bit high, but I had her for 2 hours, and that included the massage tip (not including the payment to the house).

This is where it got really weird.

She left her shorts and top on, but let my hands roam everywhere I wanted (including inside her shorts). Then she started kissing my nipples, stomach, and then went down to give me the BBBJ. But for the whole time, she kept glancing at the door. I'm pretty sure the security guy was going past, because she was holding up the towel while attempting to do the BBBJ. She stopped after about 10 seconds and seemed to give up because of the security guy outside. With a frustrated look on her face, she made me sit up and face her (in a position that you couldn't see from the door). Then she pulled the bottom of her shorts to the side and jumped on top of me and started to slide my cock inside her for BBFS. Luckily I was thinking with my brain for a split second, so I stopped her immediately before I was fully inside her, and just asked her to finish me off with her hands. I did notice that she was extremely wet (Niagara falls), so she must've been pretty horny to offer FS without any negotiation for an extra tip.

After the first shot, she massaged me for awhile again, then flipped me over for another shot. I wasn't in the mood, so I just suggested that I have a quick shower and go.

In the end, I gave her 500 k because she didn't do the service we agreed on. She was happy and gracious enough with that.

The spa facility was quite busy, and I only saw Vietnamese people there. So it might be a local hidden gem in an expat enclave. I got a quick glimpse of some other WL's there, and they were all at least 7 to 9/10, with a couple of real stunners.

WIR? Probably, just because it's in a convenient location, and I'd love to see some of the other girls there.

[BinhThanh]

I am not fan of Thao Dien so far. The worst part is that the quality is not consistent, even when we are talking about the same place.

I tried a few times the small Spa (where supposedly the owner gives a naked massage, who I haven't even met once) , called Royal Spa (you can find it on gmaps) not far from Spa 49, after the Tama River Japanese restaurant.

First time:

Chubby 26 ish all smile girl, cute, gave okay massage, then tried to persuade for FS for 1 m and since I am not interested in that ever (can't cum in a condom for hours) she said okay 500 k for blowjob (which I never grew to like since high school) which meant 500 for a handjob is insane so I said no but I licked her and she came (yes), then massaged her a bit and left. Damage was 300 k ticket 200 k "tip" because why not.

Second time: Some middle aged lady, proper massage, but no funny stuff at all, she finished sooner than 1 hour. 300+100.

Third time: A girl called Mi Meo, a bit chubby, she got tired halfway through the massage but she was genuinely probably fucked to hell during the day so I offered her to relax, we switched places and pampered her a bit, got all goosebumps and shit, was fun. (Yes, I am old to just fuck, sometimes these moderately random things are more interesting then a pop. You will know when you get to 37. Fucked way too many girls back in Europe anyways and Asians are so-so in my book.) After that she asked if she can do anything for me, I said no thanks I have a wife, bye. (I don't but did not want to spend 10 minutes negotiating for subpar sex).

4th time: Some girl who gave a half ass massage, short, not much boobs, but petite, also pushed handjob for 500 k, she was so irritating that I said OK after a while, she jerked off for 5 minutes then told me to do it and shoved her nonexistent boobs in my face. Meh.

So I don't recommend the place too much. I will try Spa49 but almost none of the places are open 24/7 and I usually wake up at 2 pm and start to get frisky only around 10 pm so it's hard to schedule stuff.

Anyone know a good 24 hour spa? I don't mind if it's massage only really.

[XyzMan29]

Hi all,

This is my first review here. I've been a member forever (since this site was WSG Forums, where I used to post regularly). Anyway, this is more of a warning than a review.

On the recommendations from a few punters here, I rode over to D2 to check out Diva. There were only 2 girls on. Both were about a 7/10. Mid 20's. I chose Jin / Gin. A slightly chubby 20 something.

Had a shower first. Then she gave me a nice hard massage, then after about 45 minutes, she asked me to turn over. Then the negotiations started (well. I hoped she'd negotiate).

I asked for FS and offered her 1 m VND. She countered with 2 m (So I countered with 1 m, and told her I'd been there before and paid that much. She wouldn't budge. She even said that she'll give a HJ for 1 m. No way! I grabbed my phone, opened Google maps, and reminded her what country we were in (I had to double check for myself too. Just in case I had another mind lapse). Maybe she thought we were in the US / UK? No go. She didn't budge.

So I asked her to keep massaging me for the next 15 minutes, showered and left.

Some punters are obviously happy to pay 2 m, otherwise she wouldn't be so cheeky as to ask for it! Either that, or she high-balled me because she didn't want any more FS for the day (it was almost 8 pm already). We seemed to get along well. So I'm surprised at the whole ordeal.

WIR: Not with her. But maybe to satisfy my curiosity about paying 1 m for FS there (despite that being a bit high for VN).

[BlueBaron]

I tried all the coffee joints too. 109 was the best one.

Which coffee joints are you talking about? What kind?

[Wander Luster]

Hi TraZmo,

Yes it is the same Rose used to be in NGO Quang Huy. Thao moved to Tong Huu Dinh a while back. Just across the street from Van Hoa university. Wow I didn't know Thao could provide service herself. Would love to try her. Thanks.

On the side note there are 2 new spas just opening this week. Both locate in the alley 33 Quoc Huong. One is run by My, ex Sweet and Thuy Moc. So similar service is guaranteed. Tic is 400 k. I haven't tried both places yet.

"Van Hoa university".

What is that?

[Tra Zmo]

Hi Trazmo,

Do you mean the hair salon Angel Nguyen Thu? Harmony now has better lineup. You should give it a try.

Yes, that's the Angel I mean. I really can't say it was worth repeating, it was just an opportunity that had to be taken.

As for Harmony, I'd a regular there a few years ago who was the noisiest little bunny ever. But she's left the business. I occasionally hear from her when she's feeling super horny.

[KhoaadangPham]

Hi Trazmo,

Do you mean the hair salon Angel Nguyen Thu? Would love to test new water. Detail guideline on this one needed. Thanks a lot. Harmony now has better lineup. You should give it a try.

Spa Trang has closed, it wasn't great anyway and at least one of the girls is now in Brown.

I stopped going to Harmony a few years ago when one of the girls was getting far too fond of me. It might be safe to go back there now but I don't think I'll ever be able to repeat the hour / 2 hour full on sex sessions one of the girls used to provide.

Most of these close at 9, so last entry at 8. But I've seen the lights and signs on past 11 at New Life and Smile off Quoc Huong. Personally I prefer morning sessions when they're fresh.

I've banged girls in both Angels, but Yes the one with the steep ramp on Quoc Huong is more legit. Wouldn't mind a piece of its boss.

[Tra Zmo]

Spa Trang has closed, it wasn't great anyway and at least one of the girls is now in Brown.

I stopped going to Harmony a few years ago when one of the girls was getting far too fond of me. It might be safe to go back there now but I don't think I'll ever be able to repeat the hour / 2 hour full on sex sessions one of the girls used to provide.

Most of these close at 9, so last entry at 8. But I've seen the lights and signs on past 11 at New Life and Smile off Quoc Huong. Personally I prefer morning sessions when they're fresh.

I've banged girls in both Angels, but Yes the one with the steep ramp on Quoc Huong is more legit. Wouldn't mind a piece of its boss.

[FrankLamot]

After been a year ago mongering in Thailand and Philippines I am thinking in come back to these bussines around that area again. But at this time I was thinking about try Vietnam. I would like to know from somebody with experience over there which are the main differences regarding with Thailand or Philippines I can find in Vietnam. Interested as well in how vietnamese girls blow jobs skills are, whether they squeez hard with it and if they usually are in CIM and even swallow. In my experience filipino girls have quite better skills than thai girls. I hate lazy blow jobs you some times get from thai girls.

Best regards.

[LivingInSin2]

Diva: facility 9/10, line up 8/10,450 k for 1 hour. I usually pay 1 mil for BJ with good GFE, 1.5 mil for full service. My, Lieu, and Ngoc are my regulars.
Mai: facility 7/10, line up 6/10,300 k for 1 hour. Sorry TraZmo I know this is your favorite place, but most of the girls here are not my type. Phuong is no longer there. Uyen is the only reason I go to Mai. She is cute type of girl, provides FS for 1 mil good deal though.

Spa49: facility 6/10, line up 6/10,300 k for 1 hour, only 2-3 girls lineup at a time, mid-30's or older, Trang gives the best erotic massage in the area, CIM for 700 k to 1 mil depend on your mood.

Orchid: tried it once with Linh, she asked 1.5 mil for BJ so never mind. Facility 6/10, 300 k for 1 hour.

Rose: facility 7/10,500 k for 1 hour, stop coming back since Trang moved. The other 3 girls are not impressive. CIM from 700 k to 1 mil.

Smile: see my previous post, facility 7/10,300 k for 1 hour, lineup 7/10.

Oanhspa: facility 8/10,500 k for 1 hour, lineup 8/10,1 mil for BJ and GFE, Oanh has a body to die for.

Not tried yet: MiMi, New life reports and tips please.

Might be a dumb question but what time do these places close?

[LivingInSin2]

Was here last year and diva was solid. Back again and hopefully it's still the same. You guys recommend anything new? I tried all the coffee joints too. 109 was the best one.