Ho Chi Minh City - Massage Parlors

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[LewisCarrol]

Dear Mongers,

I will be visiting HCMC for 4 days towards the end of the month. Any recommendations on sure shot massage parlor with full service, where the staff knows basic english? I am inclined to try Zeus, Kiwi along with some hot tocs on npk. Based on the reviews. But any other suggestions would really help.

Also, my very first time in viet, do the masseur understand basic words like BJ, CIM? If not, can any kind soul please PM me the Vietnamese equivalent of the same (especially these two)?

Thanks in advance friends.

Safe Mongering,

LC.

[Mvpeddy112]

Hello everyone.

I had benn to HCM many times.

But everytime I only go to Vien Dong, because it's near to my hotel (New XXXXX).

It's a good place but I want to try other thing.

I'm going to there at the end of this month again, and I had collected lots of information.

I found someone said when you go to Boss Palace.

If you choose VIP room and tip the girl one million, the girl will offer you full service.

Is it true?

It's from other fourm but no one talk about it here.

So I want to make sure it.

I know someone said it quite expensive, but it's better way for me.

Because it's safer for me, comparing to the wechat call girl.

Thanks guys.

[Jayf1970]

Thanks a lot for all those who replied to my messages. I went to vien dong twice. Both times were around 5 am. First time regular room. Average girl, first one that came by, looks 5. Few minutes into it she asked if I wanted her to massage "happy". I said yes and proceeded to a fairly mechanical HJ while she had her T-shirt and skimpy shorts on and my hands roamed freely. Second time, upgraded room (forget what it's called). I was friendly to the locker room guy and asked for a full figured girl. The girl that came by was a seven but not full figured. So I asked for another. Second one was one of the most stunning girls I've been with in my fairly prolific global mongering adventures. Full figured. Beautiful. Medium by firm tits. Big round tight ass. Routine went similar to the previous visit but I had a grand time playing with that body. I'm pretty sure there wasn't more on offer. I offered but the girl said it's not a question of money it's not going to happen. Tip was around 10 usd first time and 25 usd second time paid after and no negotiation.

[CorpBen]

Sorry for the rookie question but what is Kynu and Htgd? Thanks!

[LifeIsABeach]

Heading to HCMC in a few days for the first time. Was wondering where you put your valuables (phone, cash, etc) and have peace of mind during the session?

Thanks!

I suggest a small bag that you put your valuables in and hang on to it. Otherwise, plan carefully and just carry what you need to pay at the massage parlor and leave rest at the hotel.

[CorpBen]

Heading to HCMC in a few days for the first time. Was wondering where you put your valuables (phone, cash, etc) and have peace of mind during the session?

Thanks!

[BlueBaron]

Hello,

I live in VN since 20 years, I have some experience with the local scenes in saigon and I'm always surprised regarding the prices accepted by my fellow expats or tourists.

They got girls on Kynu for more than 1 million too, have some who are 1.5 million and also 2 million or even I saw recently one Russian gal who was 4 million. This is true. But sure, the maximum is not 1 million only, it is more than that. And I can't say that this is a the price that can guarantee a great looking gal, as I have met a few who looked very normal and not beautiful for such a high price, namely 1.5 million. But I got also some very pretty ones for the high price too. It always depends on luck.

You didn't mention the other website danchoi xxx as that one I think is also good. I find that kynu and danchoi both get more new ads than thiendia. Yes overall thiendia is priced lower, but maybe they also have the kinds of gals who would be lower priced compared to kynu and danchoi, I mean that a super priced VIP type girl can be found on those other sites but rarely on thiendia. A good selection of girls of that type on those sites.

[Dvil00]

Been looking for one of those petite girls you see in vietnam. Finally found one outside a massage shop on bui vien maybe around nr 100.

Beds upstairs with nothing but curtains in between beds. Got her to strip half way and got a handjob, more was not on offer there.

Asked her if shed be intersted in joining me later in the hotel room, but she said she could not.

Anyway didn't get my ppetite vietnamese fix yet. Anyone know where I can find FS massage or escort with a nice petite girl?

[Meo Den]

Hello,

I live in VN since 20 years, I have some experience with the local scenes in saigon and I'm always surprised regarding the prices accepted by my fellow expats or tourists.

For information, in Saigon:..

Good report. I'd just add that most HTGDs around town are charging me 300 k (total). NPK charging foreigners +100 k is an example of the D1 tax you mentioned.

Re. Bui Vien, agreed the prices are ridiculous. Most massage shops in the hems will ask 150 k for a one hour oil massage but will accept 100 k. A fair tip for HJ is 200 k or 300 k if it includes kissing, topless.

[DonJuanVn]

Hello,

I live in VN since 20 years, I have some experience with the local scenes in saigon and I'm always surprised regarding the prices accepted by my fellow expats or tourists.

For information, in Saigon:

1/ a blowjob bar real price is 250 K (ticket) + 100 K for the girl (tip). For this price you have BJ + often CIM. The girl is often naked too.

It's the famous false haircut places, called HTGD. There are all around the city.

2/ In some massage places like Zeus (and others) you can have nuru + BJ + sometimes CIM. 500 K for the girl is a normal price if the place is high end.

3/ In massage places, a simple HJ (the famous happy ending) should never be paid higher than 250 K tip (exception for high end spa). Some locals & expats prefer to apply the 50% rule. Means you give to the girl the equivalent of 50% of the ticket. If the spa massage ticket is 500 K, you give 250 K to the girl for the happy ending. For 1 M, you give 500 K, etc.

4/ If you want FS, the normal price for the girl is 500 K / 1 H. Max of the max: 1 million. (hostel / place not included).

If you pay higher, it's just a scam and they abuse your naivety.

Saying yes for a FS at a massage place for 1.5 or 2 millions is just disrupting the market in a wrong way.

From 1 M, you can go on kynu and find the hottest saigon hooker ever, matching all your requirements.

The average price on Kynu is 400 K for FS.

I don't speak of people paying that for just a BJ! It's just insane.

The best way to avoid scam is to avoid Bui Vien and D1.

Outside the touristic areas, you have ton of places where a foreigner customer is something very unusual. You will find HTGD where you are welcomed like a king, with the girls jumping on your knees and begging you to choose them. Some of them will even love to offer you GFE for free (hugging during a long time, kissing, chatting, etc) and some will ask for your number to meet you outside and try to become your girlfriend. There are sometimes real jewels in this kind of place.

It's totally different from the vibe you can get in D1 places where you are just "Westerner number 2084932". Expats & locals avoid this kind of places.

In a nutshell: avoid bui vien and don't pay too much! A girl will not be a better shoot because you pay her higher, it's not how vietnamese girls think. At the opposite, don't bargain too much, it will ruin her mood.

Enjoy!

[Bellpepper]

Passed Kiwi Spa yesterday at approx 21.30. Two good-looking and flirty girls advertised their massage. 200 k for a private room. I accepted and the youngest followed me upstairs. She spoke not so much English but enough. I think she was around 25 yo. She wore a very very short miniskirt. She asked if I wanted to shower before and I said yes.

The massage was below average but I did not mind because it had other benefits. She sat on my back, my legs and my bum and it felt almost as she was naked. She also happened to strike my private parts accidentally. And later on not so accidentally. She teased me very efficiently.

A while after I had turned around she offered me a handjob which I accepted. When she had begun she apparantly changed her mind because she now offered me boom-boom. She wanted 2 million for that. I told her that I only had 1. 5 million which she accepted.

She lay down on the bed, put on the condom on me and we started missionary. Later we switched to her on top. It was a quite good GFE and she seemed to enjoy it.

The alley goes between Bui Vien and Pham Ngu Lao. It start at 104 Bui Vien. If you come from the Bui Vien and De Tham crossing and go west you can look for the 94 hotel and 96 hotel signs and after that you will find the alley to the right. If you are at Pham Ngu Lao and go west the alley is shortly after Elios hotel (to the left). Kiwi spa is halfway through the alley, to the right if you come from Bui Vien.

[Arn Poddict]

I am generally not a big fan of massage places but since the freelance and bar pick up scene sucked in HCMC I decided to visit some massage places to get laid.

There are some nice looking girls in the massage places in Little Tokyo area. Best ones I saw were at Cherry Spa and Rilakkuma spa. Full service places. Some naturally busty babes as well amongst the silicon barbies who dominate the scene. Price was 500 k Dong for the room and 2000 k Dong tip for the girl for full service. Massage + fuck.

I also tried Spa Vien Dong. There you cannot select the girl bust most looked OK that I saw wandering along the corridors. Hand job only. Girls will not take their clothes off. But a good massage though.

[Jager]

Thank you. Asian Lover Oz. For the massage parlor recommendation of Zeus on 359 Pham Ngu Lau, District 1.

I just returned from there, it is a Saturday afternoon, and let me add the opening hours are from about 1:00 pm until 1:00 am.

The place was still closed when I arrived at 12:45 pm. I waited next door in the air-conditioned backpacker place. After Zeus opened, no one was downstairs, so I went upstairs, where 2 girls, behind the bar counter, with the iPad, served me bottled water, and told me "5 minutes", very little English, but friendly.

One young Vietnamese guy was already in the room, then other locals come in, and suddenly we were about 8 guys, waiting on the chairs, getting cold bottled water, some were smoking, some where watching TV.

One of the girls from the counter called me over, showed me the iPad / tablet and I pointed to the 500 K. I was told to wait again, then she called me after about 10 minutes again, and showed me on the iPad / tablet a choice of 2 girls. One was 45 kg, and the other 55 kg, and had slightly bigger boobs, that was the one I selected. I paid 500 K for the room and 500 K for the girl, just like Asian Lover Oz described, no up sale, no haggling.

After another 5 minutes, I was asked to follow a skinny guy upstairs, who let me into a room and on my way upstairs, I saw the chubby friendly guy come in and go behind the bar counter.

The girl, that I had selected waited in the room and had almost no English. She pointed to take my clothes off, and offered the sauna inside the room. I politely declined, then was asked to go into the corner tub instead, where she started to wash me at all the right places.

Then she pointed for me to lay on my belly on the table, where the massage began, back massage was good, legs, arms, and then she asked for the hot stones, and a person brought in a basked with hot stones.

Her massage lube job on my back and front with her firm breast was outstanding. She then pointed to the edge of the massage table, where she started with a good BBBJ, and I finished, but not CIM.

Back into the corner tub, I was washed again, cleaned and toweled off. After I got dressed, I tipped her 100,000, because she was friendly, but she gave the tip with a note, to the chubby guy. He asked me, if I liked the service, I said yes, nice clean place, friendly girl, and I will be back.

Outside it didn't take 3 minutes to hail a licensed taxi, which took me back to my nearby hotel.

Thanks for the good recommendation, this is a hassle free, clean, friendly place, not much English, but the main points will be pointed out to you, and you will just lay there, relax and enjoy, without the chatting and worrying what will or will not happen next.

[MonkeyPaw]

I am staying off LE Thi Rieng in D1 near the intersection with Bui Thi Xuan. As I was walking to get some " che" Vietnamese dessert, I was approached by a couple of guys sitting in front of the Triip LE Han Dai Nam Hotel. This hotel is located on 142 Bui Thi Xuan and is NOT the same as the Dai Nam hotel off Yersin. The guys asked me if I wanted a massage with starting ticket price of 200,000 VND. I told them I was on my way to get some "che" and I maybe would try it on the way back. So as I was eating my dessert, I tried to to Google any intel and info about the place, but nothing came up. I was a little wary and nervous. But I was like "what the heck, I could use a decent massage" and I might as well take the plunge. If the massage was worth the money and offered extras, I would be the entrepreneur and write the first review. And here I am. So when I went back to the hotel, I was guided to the 7th floor by elevator. The reception area was very small and the receptionist showed me a menu consisting of a 200,000 foot massage, 980 K VIP, and a 1.5 M Super VIP. I was like WTF? This shit was expensive! I almost bailed out, but asked why the rooms were more than the other hotels? The receptionist told me this included the tip for the girl for VIP and the 2 girls for Super VIP. I was like "okay, that sounds better. " I went ahead and paid the 980 K for the 1 girl VIP massage. I was escorted to the room by a guy which I tipped 20 K for helping me select a girl. I wanted someone younger than 25 and not fat. After he left, I became a little worried. I already paid including the tip, but what if there were no extras? I started having doubts.

A few minutes later, girl #21, Thi, walked in. Looks wise she had shoulder length hair, decent weight, and spoke decent English. I asked her, why the price so expensive for a massage and she kind of shrugged. She said if she massaged good, I can tip her more afterwards. Apparently she didn't understand, my question. And her response made me more worried that I just paid a 1 M for a very expensive lame massage. So the following happened. Sauna, followed by bath which she washed my privates well, followed by a decent oil massage. The decent massage part scared me. Usually a good oil massage is not part of a place that provides extras. On the flip I just closed my eyes and hoped for the best. Suddenly I felt tongue on my nipples. When I opened my eyes, Thi was naked from the top. Her breasts were everywhere. She kissed and licked over my body and even lapped some ass as well. Now, I know why she cleaned there as well. She started to give me a sloppy BBBJ no stop no quit with lots of spit. She also climbed on top of me and exposed her pussy for some fingering and grinding while giving me a HJ for a few minutes. Then she returned back to using her mouth when I asked her to. About 10 minutes later I spewed all in her mouth and she spat in a towel. Finally, Monkeypaw was relieved. There was a happy ending after all. So long story short. The 980 K at Triip LE Han Dai Nam is all inclusive. In case anybody else wants to grab her, Thi #21 works 12 pm-12 midnight. BTW she is very fond of Thailand and has never been in case anybody wants to take her for a mini vacation. That's all she talked about.

Monkeypaw 2 paws up for the massage at Triip!