Ho Chi Minh City - Massage Parlors

[El Frances]

She then pulls down my shorts and comes down to 300,000. I really just wanted to get out of there at that point, but in order to keep the peace I said OK, 300, even though I know I am still overpaying. She then gave me a pretty crappy hand job. I took my wallet with me to take a quick shower and then started to leave.

My experience is that when the girl insists too long time for getting high price, she usually also gives a bad handjob! Anyway, there is no contract signed! bad service = bad tip!
I remember once a massage girl got me crazy at Bongsen Hotel. First, she gave me a poor massage. Secondly, she got me nervous insisting on getting a too high price. It was similar as with you. Finally, getting tired I agreed for less than she wanted, but more than what I should pay. Of course, she gave me a quickie without trying in any way to provide a good service. Finally, she left me alone 5mn to answer her mobile phone. I was so upset that I went out of the room by myself while she was phoning. When I went to the counter to pay my massage she was looking what I put in the "tip" line, and I just put 0!

Sometimes it's better to take another massage than to stay with a girl who you feel she considers you as a sucker!

[Vnwood]

Hey guys,

I was introduced to this board by a very distinguished member here. I am relatively new to Vietnam, but have a few experiences.

Does anyone know the address to Vien Dong Massage? I have RTFF and have only read some mention of it, but no real report and location. It is supposed to be popular with the locals. I am white, so would I be accepted?

Would love to report back on my findings. Thanks.

[Saigon Ican]

Here's my report on Lido which is the same place that Larry L Lizard went to earlier. The price for entry and a one-hour massage is 100, 000 if you come before noon, I forget how much it is after noon. This comes with a free foot massage although you will be expected to leave a separate tip for it. Obviously, you don't have to take the foot massage if you don't actually want one.

The girl I got was perhaps a 7, slightly chubby for an Asian girl. Nonetheless, she knew what to do to turn negotiation in her favor. So when it came time, she asked, I said yes, and then she asked how much. Of course, her first offer was something like 500, 000, a ridiculous sum to pay for 15 minutes of work in Vietnam. Yet there is probably somebody not knowing any better who will pay that much every once in awhile.

After explaining how often I get massages and how often I usually pay I still was only able to get her down to 160, 000. Afterwords, she complained some and asked for more but in the end she also told me to come back and ask for her by name/number and that she would go for the same price next time.

Total damage here was 260, 000. Let them know you've been here awhile, you'll be here a while, and you know what the local prices are.

[Russell Crowe]

I decided to check out the massage parlor scene and wandered over to the Sachi Spa. It is in an alleyway off of Dong Du. I echo what has been said before, it has no private rooms, what they have are like bathroom stalls almost with partitions that don't go all the way to the floor or ceiling.

The whole experience was awful. The girl gave me shorts to wear and when I said I didn't want to wear them, she did what all Asians seem to do when they don't want a confrontation, just smiled and walked away.
So, I put the shorts on, no big deal. She came back and proceeded to give me a decent massage for about 20 minutes.

Then, she hands me off to another girl. It must be an arrangement where the girl I had didn't do extras, so she passed me along to one that did. Anyway, about two minutes in she starts placing my hand on her tits and asking me if I want extras. She wasn't specific about what, but I was not assuming sex given the room situation.

Contrary to what I had read earlier, she starts asking me how much I will pay. From what I read, a handjob is normally part of the routine and you tip around 200,000. She starts at 800,000 and I had to suppress a laugh. I said I would pay 200,000 and she starts calling me cheap. I am cheap, but more than anything I don't like getting ripped off.

She then comes down to 500,000 and I tell her no, I will just take a massage at this point. Of course, this has now made the mood somewhat hostile since she has called me cheap several times. She continued to give me a crappy massage while trying to convince me to pay her price.

She then pulls down my shorts and comes down to 300,000. I really just wanted to get out of there at that point, but in order to keep the peace I said OK, 300, even though I know I am still overpaying. She then gave me a pretty crappy hand job. I took my wallet with me to take a quick shower and then started to leave.

Something that pissed me off was that on the way out, she brings back the girl that massaged me first so that I could tip her as well. If that girl wasn't getting a piece of the 300,000, she is stupid. Anyway, the whole experience felt dirty from start to finish.

[AdHome01]

I'm in Da Lat right now and I was recommended to try Golf3 massage. I'm currently staying at another hotel and what I'm wondering is, do I have to be a patron at their hotel or can I just walk in and ask for a massage at the front desk.

You do not have to be a patron, just ask at the front desk.

[Trantastic]

I'm in Da Lat right now and I was recommended to try Golf3 massage. I'm currently staying at another hotel and what I'm wondering is, do I have to be a patron at their hotel or can I just walk in and ask for a massage at the front desk.

[Playsafe]

Anyone know exactly where the Superbowl is? What street, or the address?

Thanks

I posted the address in the General Info section.

[Hardlock1]

Anyone know exactly where the Superbowl is? What street, or the address?

Thanks

[Teazian]

I usually stay at the Park Hyatt when travelling for business. Their staff are very nice. But very pricey. This time, I was on my own. I can speak vietnamese, not perfect but acceptable.
I have a friend who is running a travel agency and she helps me booking a hotel not far away from Ben Thanh market. Sorry, I can't mention the hotel cos I want to protect their business. Rememeber, we are reading this forum, as well as the cops and local agency.
On the first morning, I went to the Massage salon operating within the hotel. As I had an appointment with my relatives at noon, so I just opted for 1 hour massage. I was escorted to the changing room, and took all my clothes. I was given a boxer short. Then I was guided to a nice room.
The massage session was great. The girl stepped on your back. 15 minutes before the end, she asked whether I wanted massage there. I said yes, she then covered the lower part and did it under-cover.
Cost: 10 USD for 1 hour massage and 200K or 12USD
On the same evening, I went back for 2 hours VIP. I got body massage, foot massage and facial. The whole session was exceptional, except all the girls were working on you so there are no special. Cost 25 USD and 200K or 12 USD tipping the 3 girls.
I came back the following morning, and opted for 1 hour massage. This time, the girl litterally sat on my back, and rub her pussy on leg and thigh.
Then 20 minutes before the end, she asked whether I wanted massage there. She took off my short, didn't bother to cover anything, pour oil on my little brother and worked on it. She let me roaming under her panties, fingering as well.
Cost 10 USD for the massage and 20 USD for tipping.
I'm sure that the girls are ready for take away.
PM me your phone number and I will SMS you the name of the hotel as well as their Web site. No Vietnamese phone number, only overseas phone number. I just want to protect good business from crack down.
By the way, cost of room is 70-80 USD with air con, king size bed, and good wi-fi.

[Toohard]

Just a quick report on an MP experience I had a few months back in HCMC.

I walked in to a massage place at Pham Ngu Lao, ordered for a body massage at100k which came with free foot massage. (Note foot massage is done at a separate area from the body massage) Since this was my first experience for this type of establishment, I didn’t know how the system worked. So I just followed whatever told.

After a nice shower/Jacuzzi/steam/sauna/and more shower, which was very clean and nice, I was given shorts to wear. The mama san led me to a small but clean cubicle and told me to wait. I didn’t know what to do in there while waiting for a girl, but the instinct told me to just lie down on the bed facing up, where I noticed the railing fixed on the ceiling. After seemingly a long wait, a petit, a little chubby girl entered. She seemed to have some rudimentary understanding of English. Rapport was established between us by smiles and simple conversations. Having done the normal massage, (I was still face down) she moved onto some suggestive hand movements between my cheeks (read a gentle AR). As she probed her thumb through the crack, I lifted my bum a little to get the full effect of it. Nice. She motioned me to flip over, with which I duly complied.

She works on my toes, pulling, twisting and moving up the legs, the calve, the thighs. As she kneads my thighs, her hands purposely brush my member and balls. I feel it rising with anticipation and the inevitable end.

There, she stops, bringing me back to the reality. She leans over me and asks if I want a massage down there, to which I say "how much". She starts with a ridiculous price like 500K. A 500K for a HJ, no way. I negotiates down to 300K (this is still too high) but I was quite chuffed with the AR technique she demonstrated earlier on. She tries to cheer me up by saying that the next it would be 200K. I feel better.

She starts the gentle up and down movement on the now limp member, but building up by touching balls and AR actions. By now the poor chap is now fully obliged. I extend my right hand to touch her bum and bosom. She let me do that as long as it does not go too deep. I ask if I can see her pussy to which she says no, but lets me touch it over her knickers. I try to move the fabric to one side. But this effort is thwarted by the tight fitting of her knickers. Oh well.

Being conscious of time, I decide to unleash my load. She gently squeezes out the last remaining liquid, cleans me up, and gives me an affectionate hug, signaling this is THE END.

Total damage: 100K body massage + 300K tip. (away too much! )

Remember free foot massage I mentioned in the beginning? My next report will be about that which develops into a rather unexpected event.

Folks,

Fyi. All massages come with happy ending in vietnam. I have yet to go to one that didn't provide happy ending. All inclusive. Never ask "how much"! That is the us style.

The vietnamese guys I talk to say that "what is a massage without the finish"

When I go to these places, I usually ask for a HJ first, then massage, then another HJ at the end.

Good luck

[Larry L Lizard]

Just a quick report on an MP experience I had a few months back in HCMC.

I walked in to a massage place at Pham Ngu Lao, ordered for a body massage at100k which came with free foot massage. (Note foot massage is done at a separate area from the body massage) Since this was my first experience for this type of establishment, I didn’t know how the system worked. So I just followed whatever told.

After a nice shower/Jacuzzi/steam/sauna/and more shower, which was very clean and nice, I was given shorts to wear. The mama san led me to a small but clean cubicle and told me to wait. I didn’t know what to do in there while waiting for a girl, but the instinct told me to just lie down on the bed facing up, where I noticed the railing fixed on the ceiling. After seemingly a long wait, a petit, a little chubby girl entered. She seemed to have some rudimentary understanding of English. Rapport was established between us by smiles and simple conversations. Having done the normal massage, (I was still face down) she moved onto some suggestive hand movements between my cheeks (read a gentle AR). As she probed her thumb through the crack, I lifted my bum a little to get the full effect of it. Nice. She motioned me to flip over, with which I duly complied.

She works on my toes, pulling, twisting and moving up the legs, the calve, the thighs. As she kneads my thighs, her hands purposely brush my member and balls. I feel it rising with anticipation and the inevitable end.

There, she stops, bringing me back to the reality. She leans over me and asks if I want a massage down there, to which I say "how much". She starts with a ridiculous price like 500K. A 500K for a HJ, no way. I negotiates down to 300K (this is still too high) but I was quite chuffed with the AR technique she demonstrated earlier on. She tries to cheer me up by saying that the next it would be 200K. I feel better.

She starts the gentle up and down movement on the now limp member, but building up by touching balls and AR actions. By now the poor chap is now fully obliged. I extend my right hand to touch her bum and bosom. She let me do that as long as it does not go too deep. I ask if I can see her pussy to which she says no, but lets me touch it over her knickers. I try to move the fabric to one side. But this effort is thwarted by the tight fitting of her knickers. Oh well.

Being conscious of time, I decide to unleash my load. She gently squeezes out the last remaining liquid, cleans me up, and gives me an affectionate hug, signaling this is THE END.

Total damage: 100K body massage + 300K tip. (away too much! )

Remember free foot massage I mentioned in the beginning? My next report will be about that which develops into a rather unexpected event.

[Dragonfly22]

Strictly from a massage standpoint the basic babrbershop is a no hanky panky facility. The only good thing is you can have a good massage by a sweet lil 20 something scantily dressed rubbing her nubile body all over you for about 4 or 5 USD for an hour. Good thing is you can sometimes negotiate a later date. Had one of these everday as therapy......most of the hunnies are stunning.

[Desmondh69]

I am not looking for a decent massage. So where can I go?

[Heinz Q]

I actually had a decent massage, with lots of extras including BBBJ, and FS, at the superbowl out by the airport. The Mamasan, although she hates to be called that, speaks great English and will set you up. It has been a while but i believe the total damage was 300K.

Apart from that it is nearly impossible to get anything more than previously described. It used to be easier, 5 or 6 years ago, but I think the Government has been cracking down in an effort to attract tourism.

[Wendella]

I agree that Massage is not really much of an attraction in HCMC. And "Bars and Clubs" is a bit too specific, and doesn't include other types of venues and pickup options. Getting Hotels separate is a good thing though.