Bangkok Reports

[Chaos Theory]

Just planning my trip. Thursday 13 October is a holiday to commerate the old King. I assume all bars will be closed Thursday night. Will they shut early (midnight) on Wedensday too? Just want to know if I should extend my trip a couple of days to compensate for the missing evenings.

Thanks.

CT.

I was back for the first time in BKK post pandemic in June and it was already coming to life. Very excited to see it a few months on.

[GrapeMan]

1- Five-some, Six-some, Twentieth-some?

- Basically, I want to fill my bed with Thai girls. I know this is one of the most expensive items on the list but if you have any advice on how to achieve this please let me know.

As others said, meh not really happening, wouldn't be interesting anyways, the Thai girls would just be blabber on doing their own thing or scamming or whatever. IF you had a buddy and got 4 girls (2 each) that's very doable, but similar thing apply. 2 girls is totally fine, 3 girls is pushing it, but they'll do it. IF you're thinking the "harem" style fantasy, thai girls mostly dont want to deal with that and will just be talking to each other in thai, talking shit on how stupid you are and playing on their phones, not really interested in whats happening except maybe the one of them thats having to blow you at the time.

I know some more experienced people who have strong connections with some notable girls have had those specific girls arrange larger events, and arrange themselves and the girls for the event, but those are highly unusual and not really just available in the way you want that would make it worthwhile.

Have some threesomes instead -- make sure to confirm with both girls they will do full lesbian with each other. You need to confirm it, don't assume. Be specific and confirm. You want this. If I'm getting the jist of your fantasy, you 100% want lesbian action.

2- The prettiest of them all.

- I want fuck the best-looking girl. I've seen some escorts that are beautiful and know that gogo bars are where the good-looking girls are but if you know where to get some tall top-tier victoria's secret looking girls, let me know. I'm open to high-end escorts.

I'm sure there are ultra high end escorts around, but you don't need to be in Thailand for those girls, and this probably isn't the place for that kinda activity, we're lower budget here. If yuo're just looking for pretty thai girls, they can be found at most MPs and gogos as well as escorts, something for every taste, whatever you're into that you think is "pretty"

- Twins.

- Getting Twins would be the ultimate fantasy. I've looked around but don't see them advertised anywhere. Please let me know if you have had this kind of experience in Thailand and where would be the best place to search for this.

4- Steps.

- Any step-mom / step-daughter or step-sister combos (preferably without the 'step' There's a reason every pron site is plagued with these scenarios. I figured that if there's any place in the world has them it would be Bangkok.

I'm sure any two thai girls would lie to you and say they are twins. I'm sure any two thai girls will lie to you and say they are mom daughyetr whatever.

5- Go costume / lingerie shopping.

- Might be a mild one but somehow it has stayed on my list. My plan is to hire a long-term girl and take her to a mall or place where we can shop for costumes and lingerie and buy what I want her to wear. The problem is I'm not sure where the best place for this is or what would be some of your recommendations when doing this to avoid overspending money.

I mean, any thai girl you want to give money to will take your money. She doesn't care about the you or whatever, as long she gets your money, whatever. If you want to dress her up in a costume when you're banging her for cash, she won't care one bit. However, I mean, many escorts and MPs have some costumes for the girls already, you can ask. They don't care, if that's what you want them in and they have it, they'll toss it on. You want to bang a school girl or nurse in the ass, I'm sure many places and girls can accommodate that without much fuss.

[EihTooms]

Thanks for sharing. Always enjoy reading and learning from your posts.

If too personal, no need to answer: are you originally from the US?

Yes, from California most recently. I retired early and moved Thailand almost 10 years ago at age 58.

[YngMong]

Some context (skip this part if you don't want to know my life story):

First off, I want to thank everyone here for sharing their knowledge and experiences. I've been doing some reading and research going through every post but I still have the urge to directly post some questions that I think will be beneficial or at least fun for everyone to chime in. There have been a couple of life events in my life that have finally pushed me to want to do something for myself, from working 15 years straight to somehow get out of poverty, being raised with a very negative view towards sex, to losing loved ones and not being able to celebrate my 30th birthday due to the pandemic a couple of years ago, I'm long overdue for some me time. It all has given me the courage to take a solo trip and attempt and scratch off some of my bucket list items. After a lot of research, I think a holiday in Bangkok / Thailand is the best place to do that.

So, without further ado, here's my bucket list for Bangkok.

1- Five-some, Six-some, Twentieth-some?

- Basically, I want to fill my bed with Thai girls. I know this is one of the most expensive items on the list but if you have any advice on how to achieve this please let me know.

2- The prettiest of them all.

- I want fuck the best-looking girl. I've seen some escorts that are beautiful and know that gogo bars are where the good-looking girls are but if you know where to get some tall top-tier victoria's secret looking girls, let me know. I'm open to high-end escorts.

3- Twins.

- Getting Twins would be the ultimate fantasy. I've looked around but don't see them advertised anywhere. Please let me know if you have had this kind of experience in Thailand and where would be the best place to search for this.

4- Steps.

- Any step-mom / step-daughter or step-sister combos (preferably without the 'step' There's a reason every pron site is plagued with these scenarios. I figured that if there's any place in the world has them it would be Bangkok.

5- Go costume / lingerie shopping.

- Might be a mild one but somehow it has stayed on my list. My plan is to hire a long-term girl and take her to a mall or place where we can shop for costumes and lingerie and buy what I want her to wear. The problem is I'm not sure where the best place for this is or what would be some of your recommendations when doing this to avoid overspending money.

Let me know what you think or if you know where I can find some of the more rare items on my list.

Also, I'm genuinely interested in what are some of the items from your (sex) bucket list that you have been able to fulfill during one of your visits to Bangkok / Thailand.

Check out two of the girls at Hunny Bunny on S 33 might be sisters.

[Kookey]

Of course Ruamchit is guest friendly. It's main clientele are the girls who come from Thermae. Like most other guys I've stayed at Ruamchit plenty of times. Dated rooms but clean and really a decent place for the price. Great location. Make sure you still book the room for 2 even though you are by yourself.

Any hotel along the main drag of Sukhumvit will be noisy. Not so much from bars at Rumachit rather from the lawnmower engine tuk tuks. After banging 3 or 5 Thermae girls at night you will be so tired noise is irrelevant anyways.

Much appreciated for your response, I was worried of the fact that being too noisy and finding it difficult to fall asleep, your message gave some clarity.

Will be there in November, have many places lined up for the visit (assuming 2-3 shots a day, LOL I believe I can do that).

Thanks again lovely people and brother man at Banana Boi!

[Banana Boi]

I am planning to book Ruamchitt plaza Hotel for 5 nights, will be the sole person staying. However I have these 2 questions, please help me on that.

1. is this hotel guest friendly?

2. How noisy is it to stay here at nights assuming its close to road / metro line?

P. S. Staying here to pickup from thermae cafe each evening.

Of course Ruamchit is guest friendly. It's main clientele are the girls who come from Thermae. Like most other guys I've stayed at Ruamchit plenty of times. Dated rooms but clean and really a decent place for the price. Great location. Make sure you still book the room for 2 even though you are by yourself.

Any hotel along the main drag of Sukhumvit will be noisy. Not so much from bars at Rumachit rather from the lawnmower engine tuk tuks. After banging 3 or 5 Thermae girls at night you will be so tired noise is irrelevant anyways.

[YngMong]

Hoping someone can help with a few more Q's I had before my long awaited return to the best city in earth.

Arriving close to midnight. Anywhere I can get a sim at the airport at that hour. What's the best company need data for about 10 days.

What's the situation in regards Marijuna in Thailand. Where can one get, is it only available in smokeable form and how discrete do you need to be using it or is it better to just stay away?

Bolt or Grab in BKK and Pattaya?

Cheers.

YM.

[Vendelo]

I mostly agree with Jsxyz's and Vendelo's reasoning for why I still often shop and take girls from go-go bars, even though they are usually more expensive per pop.

However, I do live in Bangkok. Been here for almost 10 years. For the past 9 of the years I have lived here, with rare exception for a week or two here and there, I have always had at least 3-4 girls in my "stable" so to speak that I can call on any day or night of the week to come over for sex. Well, that isn't really how it happens. What usually happens is they all send Line messages to me every day or every other day asking if they can come see me today, tomorrow, when? And then I decide which ones I will see on which nights and in what order.

Beauty being in the eye of the beholder, IMO, the vast majority of the now dozens of different girls I have had in this favorite repeat "stable" have been above average lookers, easily doable and happily so by most men out there. But, obviously, that can only by my opinion.

For example, for many months and in a couple of cases years I have juggled a choice of an adorable 20 year old university student, a lovely 21 year old government service graduate, a 21 year old wannabe model, slim but curvy, white skin hiso girl who is apparently supported primarily by her parents and a very sexy, hot body 32 year old online clothing and perfume business owner.

All but the hiso girl stays Long Time Overnight from about 6 pm until 11 am or 12 Noon the next day. DFK, Shaved Pussy, BBFS+CIP and BBBJ+CIM is always on the menu (except one, see below), always up to me which way I finish, both or how many times. Swallowing My Cum is included with the first two adorable / lovely girls I listed above.

I give them 2,500 - 3,000 baht the next morning except for the hiso girl. I give her 2,500 for a leisurely, zero clock-watching Short Time. And she is not reliable for a CIM finish BBBJ. So I really just have DFK, Shaved Pussy, BBBJ as foreplay and then BBFS+CIP with her for the 2,500 baht I give her.

Really, it has been some version of that for me virtually every week and month for the past 9+ years but with dozens of different girls, even during Covid closures. I could have nothing but a constant stream and variety of girls like that knocking on my door any time I agree to see this one or that one, with that level of service and at those ST / LT rates.

Yet, I still get off my butt and go on the hunt at gogo bars at least once or twice a week and even though, all included, a mere Short Time with a gogo girl is bound to cost me 4,000+ baht. And, frankly, I doubt I will meet and score many if any new gogo girls as sweet, sexy, adorable and as hassle-free for what I want as any of the 3-4 favorite repeats girls I cited above.

Why do I bother? Because being on a physical, visual, tactile hunt is in itself an aphrodisiac, a mind and body stimulant, even a form of sexual foreplay.

Also, granted it isn't nearly as challenging a hunt as looking for new girls to "date" in my home country, considering my preferred style of securing an upfront agreement for BBFS+CIP (or sometimes BBBJ+CIM +/- Swallow) from a nearly stone sober above average gogo girl, it isn't exactly the slam dunk, walk in the park that settling for standard menu covered fare or "go with the flow and be ok with whatever she gives me" approach either.

So it presents at least some challenge and gamesmanship to the proceedings. And, after all, that kind of fun is why I moved here, not to just sit in my room and wait for a knock on my door.

Thanks for sharing. Always enjoy reading and learning from your posts.

If too personal, no need to answer: are you originally from the US?

[EihTooms]

What I don't get is the prices being paid at a Spa for FS.

For appx 3 K you get a hot one to spend the night with you from TF.

For the 4-5 k you are paring at a go go bar you get a premium sideliner, non timewatcher with a true GFE.

Why are the punters paying so much?

I mostly agree with Jsxyz's and Vendelo's reasoning for why I still often shop and take girls from go-go bars, even though they are usually more expensive per pop.

However, I do live in Bangkok. Been here for almost 10 years. For the past 9 of the years I have lived here, with rare exception for a week or two here and there, I have always had at least 3-4 girls in my "stable" so to speak that I can call on any day or night of the week to come over for sex. Well, that isn't really how it happens. What usually happens is they all send Line messages to me every day or every other day asking if they can come see me today, tomorrow, when? And then I decide which ones I will see on which nights and in what order.

Beauty being in the eye of the beholder, IMO, the vast majority of the now dozens of different girls I have had in this favorite repeat "stable" have been above average lookers, easily doable and happily so by most men out there. But, obviously, that can only by my opinion.

For example, for many months and in a couple of cases years I have juggled a choice of an adorable 20 year old university student, a lovely 21 year old government service graduate, a 21 year old wannabe model, slim but curvy, white skin hiso girl who is apparently supported primarily by her parents and a very sexy, hot body 32 year old online clothing and perfume business owner.

All but the hiso girl stays Long Time Overnight from about 6 pm until 11 am or 12 Noon the next day. DFK, Shaved Pussy, BBFS+CIP and BBBJ+CIM is always on the menu (except one, see below), always up to me which way I finish, both or how many times. Swallowing My Cum is included with the first two adorable / lovely girls I listed above.

I give them 2,500 - 3,000 baht the next morning except for the hiso girl. I give her 2,500 for a leisurely, zero clock-watching Short Time. And she is not reliable for a CIM finish BBBJ. So I really just have DFK, Shaved Pussy, BBBJ as foreplay and then BBFS+CIP with her for the 2,500 baht I give her.

Really, it has been some version of that for me virtually every week and month for the past 9+ years but with dozens of different girls, even during Covid closures. I could have nothing but a constant stream and variety of girls like that knocking on my door any time I agree to see this one or that one, with that level of service and at those ST / LT rates.

Yet, I still get off my butt and go on the hunt at gogo bars at least once or twice a week and even though, all included, a mere Short Time with a gogo girl is bound to cost me 4,000+ baht. And, frankly, I doubt I will meet and score many if any new gogo girls as sweet, sexy, adorable and as hassle-free for what I want as any of the 3-4 favorite repeats girls I cited above.

Why do I bother? Because being on a physical, visual, tactile hunt is in itself an aphrodisiac, a mind and body stimulant, even a form of sexual foreplay.

Also, granted it isn't nearly as challenging a hunt as looking for new girls to "date" in my home country, considering my preferred style of securing an upfront agreement for BBFS+CIP (or sometimes BBBJ+CIM +/- Swallow) from a nearly stone sober above average gogo girl, it isn't exactly the slam dunk, walk in the park that settling for standard menu covered fare or "go with the flow and be ok with whatever she gives me" approach either.

So it presents at least some challenge and gamesmanship to the proceedings. And, after all, that kind of fun is why I moved here, not to just sit in my room and wait for a knock on my door.

[SoberHans69]

How's the club and freelancer scene in Bangkok at the moment?

Thinking of spending my last few nights there but not into Go Gos.

[Chimpo Chinn]

I did a quick tour of Nana on Friday, and things seemed pretty lively. I haven't been here since pre-COVID and was worried about how far things would be back to "normal", but I think it's pretty close.

I visited Spanky's first as I recall it was my favorite from my last trip; this time I wasn't overly impressed so only had one beer there. I popped my had into a few more bars on the 2nd floor, all were pretty dead, and most are the type of gogo that I really just avoid. Lots of sad looking, unsmiling girls barely "dancing" on the stage. One exception was Mandarin which I loved. Spent a good hour or so and several drinks there. There were tons of girls, all smiling and actually dancing, and overall just a good vibe. I considered asking one girl in particular about barfine, but after a lady drink she didn't seem all that interested in even chatting so I took that as a sign. Also notable that I didn't see anyone getting barfined, but maybe it was too early (11-ish I think).

Last stop was Blondies which I also liked a lot. Good quality girls, most seemed to be just slightly thicker in the right places than your average gogo lady, and I'm a sucker for the black lingerie they wear in that bar. The place was empty though, not sure why. To me the girl quality was on par with Mandarin, although there were far fewer ladies. I'd estimate only 15-20% of the number they had in Mandarin.

I finished the evening with a nice take-out Thai meal from Thermae, but I think this evening I will go back to Mandarin and re-consider barfining there. Decisions, decisions!

You didn't go into a Rainbow 4 or 5,?

Not a fan of Billboards but it is apparently packed.

Blondies has Thick girls. Not a surprise no customers.

11 pm is too late to start barfining. The best do go fast.

[Vendelo]

Everyone has different preferences (and budgets). I personally like the overall experience of sitting and drinking a few beers in a select gogo or beer bar; while I absolutely hate the legwork and time / effort involved in something like TF. And if I decide to pick a friend for some company, I can see exactly what I'm getting, on the spot; whereas with TF or similar options I'd have to put in more time and effort to meet in person before I'm even sure I want to spend time with the lady. If not, even more time wasted.

I guess if you're living here or staying for an extended period, it would be a different story. But when you're in town for a couple days, efficiency is worth the extra cost IMO.

I have a love / hate relationship with TF. I love it because I can communicate with girls ahead of my trip. I hate it because pics are highly filtered and many times the girl is less pretty in real life.

I really prefer meeting a girl at a bar. Getting to know her a bit. Being able to see her entire body. Then barfining her.

On my last trip to Phuket, I visited Rawai. Stopped at a bar and was immediately attracted to a beauty whom I barfined 30 minutes later.

[Kookey]

I am planning to book Ruamchitt plaza Hotel for 5 nights, will be the sole person staying. However I have these 2 questions, please help me on that.

1. is this hotel guest friendly?

2. How noisy is it to stay here at nights assuming its close to road / metro line?

P. S. Staying here to pickup from thermae cafe each evening.

[Jsxyz]

I did a quick tour of Nana on Friday, and things seemed pretty lively. I haven't been here since pre-COVID and was worried about how far things would be back to "normal", but I think it's pretty close.

I visited Spanky's first as I recall it was my favorite from my last trip; this time I wasn't overly impressed so only had one beer there. I popped my had into a few more bars on the 2nd floor, all were pretty dead, and most are the type of gogo that I really just avoid. Lots of sad looking, unsmiling girls barely "dancing" on the stage. One exception was Mandarin which I loved. Spent a good hour or so and several drinks there. There were tons of girls, all smiling and actually dancing, and overall just a good vibe. I considered asking one girl in particular about barfine, but after a lady drink she didn't seem all that interested in even chatting so I took that as a sign. Also notable that I didn't see anyone getting barfined, but maybe it was too early (11-ish I think).

Last stop was Blondies which I also liked a lot. Good quality girls, most seemed to be just slightly thicker in the right places than your average gogo lady, and I'm a sucker for the black lingerie they wear in that bar. The place was empty though, not sure why. To me the girl quality was on par with Mandarin, although there were far fewer ladies. I'd estimate only 15-20% of the number they had in Mandarin.

I finished the evening with a nice take-out Thai meal from Thermae, but I think this evening I will go back to Mandarin and re-consider barfining there. Decisions, decisions!

[Jsxyz]

What I don't get is the prices being paid at a Spa for FS.

For appx 3 K you get a hot one to spend the night with you from TF.

For the 4-5 k you are paring at a go go bar you get a premium sideliner, non timewatcher with a true GFE.

Why are the punters paying so much?

Everyone has different preferences (and budgets). I personally like the overall experience of sitting and drinking a few beers in a select gogo or beer bar; while I absolutely hate the legwork and time / effort involved in something like TF. And if I decide to pick a friend for some company, I can see exactly what I'm getting, on the spot; whereas with TF or similar options I'd have to put in more time and effort to meet in person before I'm even sure I want to spend time with the lady. If not, even more time wasted.

I guess if you're living here or staying for an extended period, it would be a different story. But when you're in town for a couple days, efficiency is worth the extra cost IMO.