Bangkok Reports

[Mogwai]

Yes, the wonder pill is readily available all over, but obviously don't go for the big brand name pharmacies in malls, go for the more 'mom and pop' looking small pharmacies anywhere along sukhumvit road. Ask for the usual suspects and when they say no, inquire about the Thai generic brand. They're very proud of it, and rightly so. It works just as great, maybe even better, but in the end it's that one active ingredient in there that we all know and love anyway. Very cheap. A pack of 4 barely cost $12.

I guess you are referring to Sidegra. Back in November 2021 I bought a pack of 4 for only 120 Baht, so that's just over $3, at the pharmacy right behind the entrance to the Foodland supermarket in Soi 5.

Only to find out once again by the way, that stuff like this doesn't work for me. It gives me a boner, but it also prevents me from cumming. So what's the use? I'm done with it forever.

[Newton York]

Resupply condom day, did some touristy shit, always had great food every day. God, the food here is just nothing short of sublime. As depressed as I was when*I had to leave, I knew it was for the best, look I'm already an ill old man, with how awesome the food was here I woulda ate myself to a heart attack at some point. *.

Can Can: With the rain I decided to just do a little reconnoitering and as I was walking by Can Can massage I saw Aer! Holy Moses, the amount of shit I had to go through to try to repeat with her the other day and there she was just sitting there, so I walked back, didn't even bother with the lineup, paid the mamasan and in the room, Aer looked at me and said she remembered me! Aer does not disappoint, very active, very friendly and smiley, tries so very hard to please. She even has a cute lisp when she talks. Knowing what I know*about myself and my limp dick problems even with the wonder pill, I opted to have her blow me until I came in her mouth. She's one of the few on this trip that guaranteed a CIM. And a very excellent CIM indeed. The hold her head down while you nut and she keeps sucking you off kind. A fantastic time was had. Some kissing, etc. Thoug she has a lot of pimples, I can look past that because of her beauty, her tits and her kindness. *.

Kokoro: Back to this place and exactly like last time as I'm at the door waiting to be buzzed in, some other dudes show up. It's like Grand Central station here. I mean, see'Mon.! Why the fuck when I show up, other dudes have to show up at the exact same time? What the hell, this almost never happens anywhere else. From the small lineup I picked Bella. Easily the prettiest in the group. The earlier 2 douchebag guys that showed, left anyway cause apparently none of the pussy standing in front of them was good enough. Jeez. Anyway, Bella was fresh and young looking, sweet and friendly, she was good, sex in multiple positions and good BBBJ, but again it was just so damn slippery. This time, definitely no rimming, so a bit sad there, but overall ok. Just to be around beauty like that makes me happy enough. I tell ya fellas, if I had the wonder pill the day I met Ryoko here, it woulda definitely been worth it. No doubt I woulda exploded. Now that chick was good. They all look so good walking up the stairs too with that tight purple / blue uniform. *.

[Newton York]

Got a fantastic haircut today for $12 bucks. Jesus H Christ. What have I been doing living here in the US northeast all my life? Haircut here's like $40 bucks these days. Jeez. I get it now fellas. I finally see what you see. I finally get what you veterans have known for decades about Thailand. Loaded up on more of the wonder pills. *.

Daisy Dream: On to this place and while the lineup wasn't great, around 7 girls or so, Nikky stood out. Sadly, she spoke way too much, but did give me rimming, which is quite rare. We spent some time in the jacuzzi, some sex, I nutted doggy. Through talking to her I was able to glean more of the lives of these girls and how many of their stories parallel. Whether you want to choose to believe them or not, it's up to you, but one can see how much their culture plays into the fact that the girls have to end up taking care of everybody back home. Having spent so much time in South East Asia all those decades ago, I can attest to the veracity of much of the cultural aspects. So while it's always advisable to not fall in love*with them, don't end up sending them money all the time. If they give you exceptional*good service, it's always okay to tip. Hell, everytime*I look at the hundreds of baht I tip, it's easy to forget that it's just barely even $10 bucks to me. A good time was had. One thing to note is the fantastic interior decoration of this place. It's almost like you're paying the premium for the place itself, but in the end I ain't here to fuck furniture. So the place can be a real dump or a palace, don't matter to me so long as the chick is bangin'. *.

Hunny Bunny: Stopped by, line up rejected. No particular attractive one stood out, though one girl really did her best to stare me down to pick her. In the end, maybe I shoulda picked her. This'll come into play soon enough. *.

Aurora Massage: Not the same Aurora from Day 1. This one is on the same Soi as Hunny Bunny. Picked Sai from the lineup. Easy choice to make, she's easily hands down the best looking, and you can*find her on youtube even. The place she works at seems to be on Youtube for some reason. Perfectly made bolt-ONS, quite friendly though fairly distant. But her sheer beauty made up for the business like vibe, I came hard in doggy fucking her small thin frame while grabbing onto her fantastic tits from behind. Real stunner this one. Did not repeat, but a good time indeed was had. *.

Erotica: Back to this gogo bar at Nana to pick up the girl I saw. Could not care to remember her name but the number was #33. Saw and spoke to her a number of days ago and I thought what a nice chick. Let's come back to short time her and I came back this nightand boy do I regret it. They say you regret the things you don't do and not the things you actually do, but this time man did I regret picking her up. I know the game, and it's always a crapshoot, we're talking about hundreds of girls across dozens upon dozens of places to pick them up, there won't be reviews of each and every girl, so buyer beware, but all things considered it could've been worse. At least there was fucking, though she treated it like I was performing surgery, I could tell things were going downhill the moment I paid the barfine. It was a switch that had activated in her brain, from sweet and friendly to this very distant, cold dark look on her face. It was eerie. Shoulda known when you see how this gogo bar tries so hard to grab people in, literally, grab you by the arms and won't let go. Not the playful*way soi cowboy one's do it, here the mamasan in particular is very aggressive. Short time hotel was very bad too, I don't expect much from places like this, but it was quite bad. Easily the worst hotel / motel room I have ever been in my life and trust me I've been in many. I stopped and told her to leave, and alone in the dingy short time room, I resigned to the fact that the trip would have some blemishes. But by God I came damn close to a perfect trip. No trip is perfect I get it, but sometimes you got to let your brain do the talking and not the dick all the time. She was hairy down there too, tight enough I guess, but she checked out from moment one. Still a less worse experience than the 2 worst experiences I ever had, both in Bangkok a number of years ago. Reports of those still exist here I think. One of those happens to be a girl from Nana as well. One of the rainbows I pulled her from. As much as I want to write nana off, I can't because thank Christ I remember that back then I did pull one sweetheart from Nana so it's not all bad for me. So again it's a crapshoot, luck of the draw kinda thing. Jut pray to the Sex Gods. It's all we can do. What can you do when they're so nice, and you think you got all the bases covered, they can still turn on you. Hell man, a lot of dudes get divorced when it's supposed to be until death*do us part, so I'm just saying. It can happen to any of us. I did my best. And I'm pretty much a veteran hobbyist at this point. We can still fail. Just part of life. I read on another forum the experience of one where he really had a bad time with a gogo bar girl, and I chalked this up to me having lesson learnt. At least it wasn't*as bad as that guy. And since it was short time, financially not too bad as well, going to write it off. It wasn't even enough that I already barfined the *****, but the mamasan kept hassling me for more drinks as I was on the way out with the girl. Jesus H Christ lady. *.

Tycoon: Can't remember when I went there, but I know I left almost right away, mamasan was extremely pushy and the second a girl sat next to me uninvited, I said goodbye. Girls weren't that good looking either. This place was apparently foreigner owned, like a few of the other gogo bars so you'd think they'd know not to hassle people so much, but there you go. *.

Dollhouse: To remedy the bad taste in my mouth I took a tuk tuk for the very first time not just in Bangkok, but in my life, to essentially run to soi cowboy. Apparently tuk tuks are supposed to be really cheap, and what I paid for the trip from nana to cowboy, it did seem very cheap to me, again I'm comparing to NYC prices here, I mean Jeez, what would an uber cost for that distance in NYC, I can tell ya, it ain't cheap. From the entrance of cowboy, ran over to dollhouse*in the rain and the second I could locate Fan, I barfined her longtime. It took a while to get her out of the bar, but unlike Erotica, there was almost no pressure to buy more drinks before I left with the girl. One of the longest sex sessions I got to have on this trip, I fucked her long and good, multiple positions, before all that we showered together, etc. Very long doggy too, I like to pound them' from the back. Came via a combo of BJ and HJ. Lot's of making out, DFK. Very sweet girl, though initially she had issues with the condom, which was kinda weird. And she couldn't find the shower cap when it was right there. A little ditzy? But still sexy. Still though, compared to what I would pay at a massage sex place, it may not be all that worth it, especially since I don't like them' to sleep in with me. I always kick them out by latest 2 or 3 am, cause I got to sleep alone. Nowadays I can only ever sleep alone. It happens when you've been alone your whole life. Again, not lonely, just alone. Up to this point, it's been what, 20 sex sessions? Managed to review most of them, those that I can remember anyway, and so far only 2 or so that would be considered 'bad', so overall things are ok. Again, statistically not too lousy. Most were ok, but the damn good ones more than made up for everything else with their personality and character. Maybe I should slow down a little, give my dick and wallet a rest. Barely been here 2 weeks up to this point. With Fan, there might've been an issue with the condom being too small, it's never been an issue before but I think since the sheer power of the wonder pill has made me so engorged, beyond today I started looking for my own condoms with a slightly bigger size. Works better. *.

[Newton York]

As I have mentioned before, be careful of "wonder pills" if you have heart problems or family history of heart problems. (I was 48 in rocking shape with an absentee dad who never told me that 6 of 8 aunts and uncles were dead from heart attacks / failure by 48. I learned about that family trait the interesting way. LOL Nothing regular trips to a doctor wouldn't have found but as I said, I was in rocking shape and suffered from hubris. LOL).

Excellent reports Newton York. I will be there on the 11th. Reading your reports intently.

It's a risk for sure, for me it was a huge risk too since I'm on so many old man medications. I mentioned it in my report for Day 4 or 5, the first one I took, it made me feel really weird. Thought I was going to faint or something. But at my age, if you got to go, go doing what you love. It sounds like I'm joking, but I literally don't have anything else to live for. I've said this many times, and I'll say it again, it's not so much I wish I was dead, more like I was never born. With medication like that, that's not prescribed, make sure you understand the risks. I knew the risks I was taking, and I'm prepared to go. I've lived a long, and mostly painful life. So for you dudes out there thinking of the 'wonder pill', yes I totally second Ampervert's warning.

[IAmNate]

Hello,

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Can I bring them home? If anyone will be in BKK on those days my IG is n8 notsogreat.

Thank you and thank you.

[Clewis632]

OK, I must be running on outdated information.

Do any of the gogo's on Cowboy or Nana charge an entrance fee?

They don't but you will have to buy a drink. You won't be able to just hang out drinking water.

[Lefeu]

...Been a while since I had some fun with a girl from Russia or Eastern Europe or even Turkey...

I am having some fun now with girls from Eastern Europe. I am currently in Germany and on my 2nd week visiting FKK land.

Prices have gone up, from 50 Euros to 100 Euros, for 1/2 hour sessions plus entrance fees. But the scene is slowly coming back to normal. As for Russian girls, I suggest you visit Dubai.

[Llantarnam]

Okay tonight Crazy House NUDE 1st and 2nd floors, Baccara 2nd floor 1 shift topless 2nd shift fully clothed but no panties, Dollhouse nude, Billboard tub topless, Spankys topless. Those are the bars that I visited tonight.

OK, I must be running on outdated information.

Do any of the gogo's on Cowboy or Nana charge an entrance fee?

[Houston Player]

I thought that before covid topless was the exception not the rule?

Okay tonight Crazy House NUDE 1st and 2nd floors, Baccara 2nd floor 1 shift topless 2nd shift fully clothed but no panties, Dollhouse nude, Billboard tub topless, Spankys topless. Those are the bars that I visited tonight.

[AmPervert]

As I have mentioned before, be careful of "wonder pills" if you have heart problems or family history of heart problems. (I was 48 in rocking shape with an absentee dad who never told me that 6 of 8 aunts and uncles were dead from heart attacks / failure by 48. I learned about that family trait the interesting way. LOL Nothing regular trips to a doctor wouldn't have found but as I said, I was in rocking shape and suffered from hubris. LOL).

Excellent reports Newton York. I will be there on the 11th. Reading your reports intently.

Yes, the wonder pill is readily available all over, but obviously don't go for the big brand name pharmacies in malls, go for the more 'mom and pop' looking small pharmacies anywhere along sukhumvit road. Ask for the usual suspects and when they say no, inquire about the Thai generic brand. They're very proud of it, and rightly so. It works just as great, maybe even better, but in the end it's that one active ingredient in there that we all know and love anyway. Very cheap. A pack of 4 barely cost $12.

[Llantarnam]

Not true. There may be an exception but all the bars that I normally visit have the same level of nudity as before Covid.

I thought that before covid topless was the exception not the rule?

[Houston Player]

Hey guys, hopefully someone can give me the lowdown here. Are most (if not all) gogos not topless anymore in their main rooms? Seems like a post-covid thing. Checking in as I was hearing that many if all don't do topless anymore unless they have a second room or story like Baccara.

Not true. There may be an exception but all the bars that I normally visit have the same level of nudity as before Covid.

[PayForIt]

So let me get this right. You spent 4,500 baht for a BJ from some old ladies including a grandmother? Awesome!

I really enjoyed reading the report from Thomas. Ok he agreed to do something he and others might not want to do every day of the week, but what a refreshingly honest report, no hint of "I was with 4 stunners who were all 10/10". Instead, a genuine account of an unusual but really fun time. I take my hat off to him. Mongering can become a little repetitive at times. We all want the slim, sexy, pretty face with good skills. Great 99% of the time, but to do something different and have this sort of "party" - I think he'll look back and consider it 4,500 baht well spent on a really fun experience.

[GrapeMan]

Hey guys, hopefully someone can give me the lowdown here. Are most (if not all) gogos not topless anymore in their main rooms? Seems like a post-covid thing. Checking in as I was hearing that many if all don't do topless anymore unless they have a second room or story like Baccara.

[Flyer1999]

Yes, the wonder pill is readily available all over, but obviously dohmn't go for the big brand name pharmacies in malls, go for the more 'mom and pop' looking small pharmacies anywhere along sukhumvit road. Ask for the usual suspects and when they say no, inquire about the Thai generic brand. They're very proud of it, and rightly so. It works just as great, maybe even better, but in the end it's that one active ingredient in there that we all know and love anyway. Very cheap. A pack of 4 barely cost $12.

Thank you sir.