Bangkok Reports

[Smoothy]

Please PM if you have any numbers.

I have come to the conclusion that it's not possible to send you a PM. I've tried a few times over the years and your inbox is always full.

[Smoothy]

Well we all have our bucket lists. I am looking for identical twins. They have to be good looking, but other than that I don't care what their ethnic origin is as long as its Asian. I don't want Caucasian or African twins! 2nd on my bucket list is a mother and daughter combo, but again the pair have to be smokin' hot and Asian. Please PM if you have any numbers.

I currently know a pair of very nice 19 year old identical twins in Jakarta. I also know a 40 year old mom in Jakarta who is quite hot for her age and has a 21 year old daughter who is even hotter. Unfortunately, neither scenario is cheap. To be with just one of them is not expensive, but to bring them together for threesomes is a different story. They would have to meet you first, then agree to it if they felt comfortable with you. It's not just a case of calling them up and having them come over. the pic on the left is one of the 19 year olds, on the right is the 40 year old. I don't have a pic of the 21 year old.

[Smoothy]

Mine is identical Asian twins with curly blonde hair dyed is OK 6 feet tall with their under 40 year mother who looks 30 showing them how to take care of me.

I'm not into lady boys.

[Gargano19]

Any one knows where I can buy Dental dam in Sukhumvit area? I tried asking at couple of pharmacies near my condo, but they didn't have it.

I can make one out of condom, but it plain sucks between the act.

[Member #4698]

Went to Soi Cowboy yesterday. <snip> A new bar has come up at the end of the Soi cowboy on right side. I reached the bar around 10:30 pm. A full on girl on girl show was on display on bike in the center of the stage. The action was full on with strap on, licking and anal. The girls in the bar are hot and they either have black or orange colour costumes. Bar fees change for accordingly. Selected a girl by name Nut for over night. Had some fun within the bar before heading to my hotel. The girl was very sweet around 24 years. Gave a nice GFE experience was with me till 11:00 am in the morning. I had to rush for client meet around 12:30, so took her for lunch at steak house. Over all very nice experience. Will try out Patpong area tomorrow.

This Go Go is called Kazy & Kozy. I believe Kazy is the bar on ground level with the bike on the stage. When I was there in early June there was nothing going on at Kozy the bar upstairs. One or both of these bars is supposed to be affiliated with Crazy House. It is good news to hear that you thought the girls were hot. When I was there the girls were average at best, although they seemed to have good attitudes and were trying to keep things lively and entertaining.

[JustTimePass]

Went to Soi Cowboy yesterday. Surprised to see few bars closed, additional ladyboy bar opened up. Nearly hoped into each bar but was not able to focus on what I needed. Two very interesting bars have come up first on the left (if you come from Ashok station). Nude shows couple of girl were hot but none were ready to come to hotel. All were insisting taking short time, in the hotel near Soi Cowboy. I am living just 2-3 minutes walk from Soi Cowboy. Also I was not interested in short time. Rather with bar girls I always prefer to have over night (each to their own). A new bar has come up at the end of the Soi cowboy on right side. I reached the bar around 10:30 pm. A full on girl on girl show was on display on bike in the center of the stage. The action was full on with strap on, licking and anal. The girls in the bar are hot and they either have black or orange colour costumes. Bar fees change for accordingly. Selected a girl by name Nut for over night. Had some fun within the bar before heading to my hotel. The girl was very sweet around 24 years. Gave a nice GFE experience was with me till 11:00 am in the morning. I had to rush for client meet around 12:30, so took her for lunch at steak house. Over all very nice experience. Will try out Patpong area tomorrow.

[EihTooms]

Dear friends.

The recent Russia post gave me an idea. Russian girls are easy to find, but some others are not so easy.

In Bangkok, where I can find hot Aboriginal girls for LT or for full night? What will be the usual rate / price for LT? Any night clubs with Aboriginal girls in Bangkok?

I have no interest in any type of girl other than Aboriginal (not even African). An Albino Aboriginese is ok, but I prefer them to be dark skinned. A threesome with one albino and one normal Aboriginal would be a dream come true. If they are a midget, that's ok too, but not under 4 foot 7. As long as they are hot (at least a 8 out of 10) and have nice noses. Can I get guidance in this regard?

Some of you Aussie guys must know the answer. I hear Aboriginal girls are a hot commodity for Aussies. If you don't want to share the info publicly because you want to flood the market with mongers, please send me a PM, I promise to keep the info to myself.

Thanks in advance gents.

Hell, I'd settle for a natural born Thai femalle under 30, generally regarded as a bargirl 7.5 or better, with a shaved or well groomed pussy, who will bareback me without a hassle or prolonged discussion about condoms for within 1,000 baht of the going rate for her particular P4P venue or option. Yet I have not in several years of living here encountered one genuine professional mamasan, papasan or pimp who can or will reliably point one out to me even if a nice tip is on the line.

And to think you weirdos are hoping to be directed to your dream freaks for free on this site. Damn. The sad part is I believe in today's Thailand you guys might have an easier time hooking up with your exotic wish list through conventional third party guidance than I do with my rather tame and mundane one!

[Franciscass]

Well we all have our bucket lists. I am looking for identical twins. They have to be good looking, but other than that I don't care what their ethnic origin is as long as its Asian. I don't want Caucasian or African twins! 2nd on my bucket list is a mother and daughter combo, but again the pair have to be smokin' hot and Asian. Please PM if you have any numbers.

Mine is identical Asian twins with curly blonde hair dyed is OK 6 feet tall with their under 40 year mother who looks 30 showing them how to take care of me.

[Member #4698]

Dear friends.
In Bangkok, where I can find hot Aboriginal girls for LT or for full night? What will be the usual rate / price for LT? Any night clubs with Aboriginal girls in Bangkok?

I have no interest in any type of girl other than Aboriginal (not even African). An Albino Aboriginese is ok, but I prefer them to be dark skinned. A threesome with one albino and one normal Aboriginal would be a dream come true. If they are a midget, that's ok too, but not under 4 foot 7. As long as they are hot (at least a 8 out of 10) and have nice noses. Can I get guidance in this regard?

Well we all have our bucket lists. I am looking for identical twins. They have to be good looking, but other than that I don't care what their ethnic origin is as long as its Asian. I don't want Caucasian or African twins! 2nd on my bucket list is a mother and daughter combo, but again the pair have to be smokin' hot and Asian. Please PM if you have any numbers.

[Smoothy]

Dear friends.

The recent Russia post gave me an idea. Russian girls are easy to find, but some others are not so easy.

In Bangkok, where I can find hot Aboriginal girls for LT or for full night? What will be the usual rate / price for LT? Any night clubs with Aboriginal girls in Bangkok?

I have no interest in any type of girl other than Aboriginal (not even African). An Albino Aboriginese is ok, but I prefer them to be dark skinned. A threesome with one albino and one normal Aboriginal would be a dream come true. If they are a midget, that's ok too, but not under 4 foot 7. As long as they are hot (at least a 8 out of 10) and have nice noses. Can I get guidance in this regard?

Some of you Aussie guys must know the answer. I hear Aboriginal girls are a hot commodity for Aussies. If you don't want to share the info publicly because you want to flood the market with mongers, please send me a PM, I promise to keep the info to myself.

Thanks in advance gents.

[Biffduff]

A most excellent and entertaining report. Thanks much!

Cheers, pal! Getting kudos from a legend like yourself is high praise indeed! I've posted some other 'entertaining' reports in the past (even 'with distinction!) But this is the first time in a while. I'm still in BKK for a few weeks, so will try to keep reporting.

I've said it before, but sometimes this board is more like 'bored' -- lots of arguing about currency exchanges and tailors and hotels. I hope we can all try to get along and get back to giving each other info on how to. Uhh, 'support' these service providers.

[Penguin69]

Since I don't live in Thailand (anymore), I haven't been keeping up with this forum too much. However, I can't recall seeing many (any?) reviews of this place. Website is easily searchable and very informative. If I still lived in Bkk, I might keep all this info to myself, but I'm hoping you lads keep the place in business for my yearly visits. Since I'm staying in the area, I've been three times in the past week or so.

Setup: Walk 100 m or so up Suk soi 33 and turn right into the first side-soi. Once turned, you can't miss the sign for 7 Heaven on the left. Walk in to find a nerdy girl behind the desk with an iPad with photos of the girls that are currently available (I think you can pre-book through the website, but I haven't bothered). 1300 for one girl, 2500 for two, and some various extras for 'easing your load' onto various body parts. So, it's obviously more expensive than every other BKK BJ bar I've heard of. Here's the first benefit -- the girls are actually smoking hot. Here's the real kicker -- if you shoot within ten minutes, you get a second shot within a 40-minute (total) window (second shot can be BJ or HJ -- up to the girl).

1st session -- Mai: I was intrigued by this ten-minute 'target' so primed myself with a bit of visual stimulation before walking to the shop. 5 girls available on the iPad. 3 extremely hot -- like, 3 x as hot as any L or Kasalong girl has ever been. Turned out to have that Japanese doll-look that I feel slightly guilty about liking so much. Big, obviously fake, knockers. Cute face. About 5'5, probably 48 kg. Perfection, in my opinion..

Great report. Good to get a heads up on this place. Like the straightforward website. All girls very cute indeed. Like Mai, but Mali isn't listed. Maybe too new for site update. Bam looks right up my street.

[Happy2017]

Dear friends.

Visiting Bangkok during second week of August and staying near Nana Plaza for 6 days. In Bangkok, where I can find hot Russian girls for LT or for full night? What will be the usual rate / price for LT? Any night clubs with Russian girls in Bangkok? Can I get guidance in this regard.

Thanks in advance.

[Goatscrot]

Since I don't live in Thailand (anymore), I haven't been keeping up with this forum too much. However, I can't recall seeing many (any?) reviews of this place. Website is easily searchable and very informative. If I still lived in Bkk, I might keep all this info to myself, but I'm hoping you lads keep the place in business for my yearly visits. Since I'm staying in the area, I've been three times in the past week or so.

Setup: Walk 100 m or so up Suk soi 33 and turn right into the first side-soi. Once turned, you can't miss the sign for 7 Heaven on the left. Walk in to find a nerdy girl behind the desk with an iPad with photos of the girls that are currently available (I think you can pre-book through the website, but I haven't bothered). 1300 for one girl, 2500 for two, and some various extras for 'easing your load' onto various body parts. So, it's obviously more expensive than every other BKK BJ bar I've heard of. Here's the first benefit -- the girls are actually smoking hot. Here's the real kicker -- if you shoot within ten minutes, you get a second shot within a 40-minute (total) window (second shot can be BJ or HJ -- up to the girl).

1st session -- Mai: I was intrigued by this ten-minute 'target' so primed myself with a bit of visual stimulation before walking to the shop. 5 girls available on the iPad. 3 extremely hot -- like, 3 x as hot as any L or Kasalong girl has ever been. Turned out to have that Japanese doll-look that I feel slightly guilty about liking so much. Big, obviously fake, knockers. Cute face. About 5'5, probably 48 kg. Perfection, in my opinion.

We go upstairs, rooms have actual beds! Do the washing up and get down to business. She's so fucking good that I'm done in about 7 minutes. "Ow eek krang, mai? (Want one more time? Didn't take long for me to say yes. Out comes the oil for the handjob. It was passable, but I was pretty damn spent. As we were approaching 40 minutes, she's looking at her watch. Not really in a bored way, but more just warning me that we've got to get a move on.

So I do something drastic.

I sit up in and grab her hips while she's rubbing away and I sort of thrust forward as if I'm in that face-to-face position in a Japanese porn where they grab the waist and pummel away. This puts me and my little fella face to face (and was quite the abdominal workout). As the clock expires, I empty myself.

Directly into my own left eyeball.

I think this might be karma for when I accidentally poked my thumb into a Kasalong girl's left eye at the moment of truth way back when. Mai and I had a good laugh about it as she cleaned me up.

In short, I decided then and there that this is the only BJ store I'm going to henceforth, but I'll remember my posture and when to avert my eyes.

Tipped her 200 baht for a job well done.

2nd session. Mali (no, that's not a typo -- there's a Mai and a Mali): Again, Japanese look and big-ish (but natural) knockers. Not a stunner, but I managed to hit the ten-minute target again due to some strategic prep-work. Again, I'm offered a second pop if so desired. And again, I'm feeling spent, but thought I'd give it a go. She gave it the old college try with a HJ and eventual BJ, but I told her at about 30 minutes that it just wasn't going to happen.

Tipped her 200 baht for her efforts.

3rd session. Poppy: Hottest gal I've ever seen in an establishment of this nature -- and the least enthusiastic. I understand that her job sucks (ha! But whatever happened to pride in a "job" well done? I speak pretty high-level Thai, so I was asking her before we began why she seemed so down and depressed. She brushed off all questions with vague answers and started with a very mechanical and (dare I say boring?) BJ. Was consistently brushing my hand away as I was touching her arm or guiding her pumping hand. Regardless, I made it under the 10-minute limit -- a near miracle, given how un-erotic the situation was. I basked in afterglow and then suddenly realized that she was getting dressed and was prepped to clean me up. I could have raised a bit of a stink about getting a second shot, but was fairly certain that whatever limp-wristed handjob she might be able to proffer would just be a waste of time for both of us.

Didn't tip -- which is very rare for me. Feel sort of bad about it; she might have really been having a bad day and just couldn't muster the acting ability to be enthusiastic. However, it was pretty mechanical and disappointing (especially since she is admittedly super hot).

Would I return? Hell yes -- probably immediately.

A most excellent and entertaining report. Thanks much!

[Goatscrot]

Ha ha. I fear you are not making a joke here. I don't think the average shy girl wants to talk about such things. Silently doing naughty things could be the limit.

No point to ask questions, when she may need to tell a bullshit answer. Better not to ask difficult questions, e. G. About the Thai Boyfriend.

Once took a very hot body girl with amazing naturals from Crazy House, Nat (Nut), age about 18, who was rumoured to have a Tom girlfriend partner. 10 points for body and 8+ for the face. Yet she seemed really into the DATY and the fucking. I had a good time. I was not going to risk asking her about are girls or guys better in bed, does she really need a big cock or not, etc. I thought better to mind my own business and concentrate on the sex. Unfortunately she soon quit working there. Rumoured to work in some Thai oriented Coyote club in northern Bangkok. Maybe her Tom GF, did not like guys fucking her.

You are correct, I'm not making a joke. I have no time or patience with "shy gals" and really they should not be in the P4 P industry hoping to get western dudes for customers.