Bangkok Reports

[Syzygies]

Now the plan is to arrive Bangkok at 9:20 pm (after a 25 hour flight from Canada), hit Dr BJs by 11:00 pm, then troll either the Beer Garden or Thermae for some overnight freelance company. Next day, I am tempted to venture into Bangkok's Chinatown in search of a really raw experience (and would welcome any suggestions from members) . Or I might just content myself with a soapy massage, followed by some more late night trolling in the Beer Garden and / or Thermae. The day after that I am planning to hop a flight to Udon Thani for about a week (if I like it, or less, if Pattaya calls out to me). Any thoughts?

Your plans are a little mystifying. You have a huge amount of time so no panic needed. Just gradually tick of all the places that should be tried out. We don't know what you are looking for in a girl, each guy wants something very different. So specify that in order to get better advice.

From the way your plans read, I guess you are looking for cheaper and older girls, not necessarily that pretty. Do I read you wrong? 11 PM is close to closing time for Dr. BJs. Now called Woodbar. If I was going there I would arrive 5 PM maybe. Soapies are a bad idea at 11 PM also. Late at night you might be better off with a Bar, freelancers on the street, or a disco, or the Thermae. Thermae is not highly recommended by me unless you are Asian.

Why Udon Thani? Up country mongering or some other reason?

I am not best person to give advice most likely, since I would not be bothering going to Chinatown and don't even go Biergarten much. I want a hot very pretty girl, not necessarily the cheapest.

Consider areas where there are lots of venues, e. G. Lots of Oily MPs in Soi 24 to 26 area of Sukhumvit, so you can move from place to place till you find a girl that really appeals. Perhaps you are not so fussy as me.

[LA Guy 5]

You just told Syggies that you didn't like his tone and asked if him he understands English but you were not going after him? Ahh I understand now?

If by "Syggies" you mean Syzygies, you are completely wrong. What I told him in the only post here I directed at him was I understood what he was saying. And the next thing I knew Smoothy came along and started insulting me.

[WildBillLewis]

After a few abortive attempts, I'm headed back to Asia landing in Bangkok on January 21 and heading straight for Sukhumvit. About two years ago I was planning a one hundred day holiday. But life got in the way. As a stop-gap measure, I gave Sousa in the DR a go (and found it to be a huge disappointment), and then spent a week in Rio (which was awesome weather-wise, girl-wise and venue-wise) . But Thailand continued to call out to me. Pattaya in particular. So I'll be landing in Bangkok on the 21st and leaving 73 days later on April 4th. In between, I plan to hit Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia and Cambodia, but the majority of my time will be spent in Thailand. Been twice, both times for a month: the second time I spent the whole time in Pattaya (search 28 Days for the blow-by-blow). Now the plan is to arrive Bangkok at 9:20 pm (after a 25 hour flight from Canada), hit Dr BJs by 11:00 pm, then troll either the Beer Garden or Thermae for some overnight freelance company. Next day, I am tempted to venture into Bangkok's Chinatown in search of a really raw experience (and would welcome any suggestions from members) . Or I might just content myself with a soapy massage, followed by some more late night trolling in the Beer Garden and / or Thermae. The day after that I am planning to hop a flight to Udon Thani for about a week (if I like it, or less, if Pattaya calls out to me). Any thoughts?

73 days in Asia at 62 years of age. It is going to be epic!

[Member #4698]

I don't wish to get into another pissing contest so soon after the last brouhaha that I was involved in over in the Pattaya thread, 555, but as an interested and yet objective 3rd party, I thought I would just say that I have found the Jakarta thread to be a very informative place populated by a pretty good bunch of very knowlegeable guys. I still consider myself a relative newcomer to Jakarta. My next visit will be only my 4th in as many years and I am still learning my way around that large megalopolis. But I have always been treated very well over in the Jakarta forum and the resident BM's there have been very friendly and have freely given me a hell of a lot of usefull information. Hopefully I have paid it forward in some small way with my own Jakarta trip reports. So IMHO, the Jakarta forum is one of the best on the ISG. Case closed. End of story.

[Smoothy]

Looks LB like. No wrong, perhaps that would be too much of a compliment (to some). She is not as pretty as many LBs.

To say she is not as pretty as most LBs is not an insult by any means. The best looking girls in Thailand are LBs. Haha. My theory is that if the girl is drop dead gorgeous, she must be a lady boy. It's safer to stick with the plain Jane's.

[Smoothy]

Never heard of Ko.

One of the nicest guys I've met on this forum over the years. He's posted hundreds of photos on the Indonesian forum. Class act and a big contributor to this site for many years now.

[EihTooms]

Some of those fake watches work fine. I bought a couple of them that have lasted over 5 years.

Oh, thank god. I hate to think I risked getting run over by a bus trying to make wide circles around those families of shoppers on Sukhumvit's sidewalks all for a junkie watch.
hehe

[Member #2041]

Last night would have been January 2nd. Many people in Thailand are on a New Years Day break / holiday until January 4th or 5th. Probably some Coyotes, bargirls, even freelancers as well. Some shops and small restaurants were still closed as of today, January 3rd. I guess NYD is a much bigger holiday here in Thailand than it is in the USA or other countries.

The street shopping area might also have been skimpier than usual because of the New Years Day holiday, but many of those street shops on Sukhumvit have had to either move to other areas or reduce the size of their operation to cling as close as possible to the walls and fences because a new law forbids them from blocking the walkway or sidewalk now. Don't think that had anything to do with the King's death, just that those shops had inched their way toward each other on either side of the sidewalk until it was so bottlenecked nobody could get past a single shopper deciding whether to go with the fake watch that would surely croak before the week was over or the lousy power pack that wouldn't survive more than three electrical charges.

Some of those fake watches work fine. I bought a couple of them that have lasted over 5 years.

[Syzygies]

There are three guys on ISG who often post exceedingly obnoxious posts and really bring this board down. They are BKKdog, Smoothy, and Ko. I make no apologies for reacting to such people in the manner in which I do.

I did not really mean to start something here. I thought I was trying to hose it off, cool it down. Not sure anyone noticed BKKDog or Smoothy being so obnoxious, other than yourself. Maybe strong opinions disagreeing with someone at times. Never heard of Ko.

Look all of us have to cop a bit of disagreement and smart ass comments at times. I even disagree strongly with my buddies at times. No big deal.

[EihTooms]

Last night I noticed that there are much less girls outside the bars especially the bars that had the set types in front. None were out. Guessing the city is changing after the King is gone. The street shopping area near Soi 4 also seemed to be almost completely missing. There were big crowds and even Baccara was holding the curtain open and inviting people without having to join as in the past. Just wondering if this is a crack down or just a change. Also there were police sitting at tables near both entrances which I have never seen in this area before. Some cute girls dancing AfterSkool who were a lot of fun for the price of a drink. Tit was the name of one girl who was very hands on. Lots of fun.

Last night would have been January 2nd. Many people in Thailand are on a New Years Day break / holiday until January 4th or 5th. Probably some Coyotes, bargirls, even freelancers as well. Some shops and small restaurants were still closed as of today, January 3rd. I guess NYD is a much bigger holiday here in Thailand than it is in the USA or other countries.

The street shopping area might also have been skimpier than usual because of the New Years Day holiday, but many of those street shops on Sukhumvit have had to either move to other areas or reduce the size of their operation to cling as close as possible to the walls and fences because a new law forbids them from blocking the walkway or sidewalk now. Don't think that had anything to do with the King's death, just that those shops had inched their way toward each other on either side of the sidewalk until it was so bottlenecked nobody could get past a single shopper deciding whether to go with the fake watch that would surely croak before the week was over or the lousy power pack that wouldn't survive more than three electrical charges.

[BionicMan]

Would make much more sense if you guys open your own fight thread and decide whether use guns or swords at dawn (you can set dusk if that is more convenient to you) and settle it there.

So that a moderator can clean this thread (still called "Bangkok reports") from all this flaming and reciprocal accusations or bragging who has the longest prick, pardon me, the more posts.

Both are of no interest here. Main interest here is about Bangkok shagging opportunities.

[D Cups]

You must be one of those crybaby democrats, LA Guy. Waaaa waaaa I didn't get my way again waaaaa waaaaa waaaaaa. Smoothy has been a good poster, I don't know about the other two. Smoothy has posted good advice as well as some awesome big titty girls from all over Asia.

There are three guys on ISG who often post exceedingly obnoxious posts and really bring this board down. They are BKKdog, Smoothy, and Ko. I make no apologies for reacting to such people in the manner in which I do.

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[Member #4591]

You must be hallucinating; I only went after Syggies (sic) in your imagination.

I do have around 10,000 posts on another board and did win a monetary award there once for posting the best guide of the year. I was later asked to be a moderator there and did this for a few years while continuing to post numerous guides and trip reports. As to where my reports of distinction are here, frankly and truthfully I see your posts, Smoothy's, and Ko's, and the environment you guys create really acts as a de-motivator to post much here. I am not the only one who has reacted this way.

You just told Syggies that you didn't like his tone and asked if him he understands English but you were not going after him? Ahh I understand now? I also understand that I am not the only one who has reacted this way about you. So case closed then. No reports of distinction for you, thanks for coming out.

I don't like the tone of your first two sentences. I said in the post you were responding to that so long as it is not a psychotropic drug I was pretty sure you don't have to declare it and, in fact, I don't. Do you have a problem understanding plain English?

Oh by the way, since you are the thread expert on obnoxious posts, could you please tell me if the 2 posts of yours I just quoted are obnoxious? If so I would like to say that they bring this board down and maybe you should stop frequenting this board and head over to the board where you are held in such high regard. I don't think ISG is the place for you mate, but unfortunately, that's not for me to decide.

[LA Guy 5]

And now you are going after Syggies too? Who is the one with the problem? Please show one report of yours in the reports of distinction thread and I will be very happy to apologize to you for being so obnoxious! However, Syggies and myself better send Jackson a request to remove our posts from the reports of distinction thread because they bring this board down. You seem to have problems on this board and another board so I beg to differ, the problem is not ours, it's yours. I'm waiting to see the links to your reports of distinction as per the other members recommendations. Thanks.

You must be hallucinating; I only went after Syggies (sic) in your imagination.

I do have around 10,000 posts on another board and did win a monetary award there once for posting the best guide of the year. I was later asked to be a moderator there and did this for a few years while continuing to post numerous guides and trip reports. As to where my reports of distinction are here, frankly and truthfully I see your posts, Smoothy's, and Ko's, and the environment you guys create really acts as a de-motivator to post much here. I am not the only one who has reacted this way.

[Member #4591]

There are three guys on ISG who often post exceedingly obnoxious posts and really bring this board down. They are BKKdog, Smoothy, and Ko. I make no apologies for reacting to such people in the manner in which I do.

And now you are going after Syggies too? Who is the one with the problem? Please show one report of yours in the reports of distinction thread and I will be very happy to apologize to you for being so obnoxious! However, Syggies and myself better send Jackson a request to remove our posts from the reports of distinction thread because they bring this board down. You seem to have problems on this board and another board so I beg to differ, the problem is not ours, it's yours. I'm waiting to see the links to your reports of distinction as per the other members recommendations. Thanks.