Bangkok Reports

[Syzygies]

Australian? One syllable too many I would guess.

Nope, there is no need to be very specific about where one comes from an a forum supposed to be anonymous. Its enough I have said I am a Farang. Even in my home country they think I come from somewhere else, as my accent has been affected by being too long elsewhere. It is possible my writing has been influenced by Thai and German languages.

One buddy had a very changed accent after just one year in Canada, when he was about 21.

[Ed Setra]

Didn't he say in a while ago post that he is an Aussie?

Australian? One syllable too many I would guess.

[Penguin69]

I can still be surprised. A new member ask a quistion about hotel and he got a lot of answers. Me, a senior member, ask a quistion, but got no answer at all. Well, I did not worry but looked forward to stay in Bangkok. Here is my report:

I arrived to my hotel "The Promenade" Suhkumvit Road soi 8 at 9 pm. A nice and very cheap hotel. Nice and clean room. A small, but nice and clean pool on the rooftop. Friendly staff. I really needed a shower after the fligth.

After that I headed to Bamboo Massage in soi 8. I have been there before and have never been disappointed. I choose a nice lady for 2 hour, 2. 400 baht. A really happy choice. Very good sex and massage. A very sweet woman. After that I was a little time in my room for phonecalls etc. Then I went to Beer Garden, but nothing in my taste. I took a walk on the street and to my surprise some of the cart bars was back. Probably the police only closed down, so they can charge more to allow. A had a couble of drinks with a sweet FL. Took her home, 2. 000 baht LT.

Think I 'll pay a visit to Biergarten for a little MILF action at these rates.

Pity you can't recall names of all places.

[LaxMan21]

Thank you my friend, as well as EihTooms and Syzygies.

If you're looking for FL, along lower sukhumvit area at night there will be some African ladies hanging around. If you see an African lady hanging out around there or on soi 4, she's a FL. There's always a few around lower sukhumvit any given night.

Other than that, you can probably find a couple African escorts if you browse the various escort sites.

[LaxMan21]

I'm only 30 years old and it is my first trip out of Australia in 9 years. Africa is a bit too much at this point!

I'm going more in a spiritual / cultural / artistic holiday, not primarily for women.

Why don't you fly to Africa then? Easier to find there.

During my stay in Buffalo / USA I was looking for Swedish women. I did not find any.

So my next trip was to Stockholm.

[AskeAske]

I have not spend much time in Bangkok lately. When I have been here, it had been a short stopover, 12 to 16 hours. I have 2 time made a short report about to enjoy a short stopover. Now I can stay for 2 full days and I want to take FL or Beer Garten girl. Can anyone help me a little bit and tell me how much I should expect to pay for ST or LT. And what are the opening hours for Beer Garten. Thank you for help.

I can still be surprised. A new member ask a quistion about hotel and he got a lot of answers. Me, a senior member, ask a quistion, but got no answer at all. Well, I did not worry but looked forward to stay in Bangkok. Here is my report:

I arrived to my hotel "The Promenade" Suhkumvit Road soi 8 at 9 pm. A nice and very cheap hotel. Nice and clean room. A small, but nice and clean pool on the rooftop. Friendly staff. I really needed a shower after the fligth.

After that I headed to Bamboo Massage in soi 8. I have been there before and have never been disappointed. I choose a nice lady for 2 hour, 2. 400 baht. A really happy choice. Very good sex and massage. A very sweet woman. After that I was a little time in my room for phonecalls etc. Then I went to Beer Garden, but nothing in my taste. I took a walk on the street and to my surprise some of the cart bars was back. Probably the police only closed down, so they can charge more to allow. A had a couble of drinks with a sweet FL. Took her home, 2. 000 baht LT.

Next morning we eat breakfast and I say good bye. I went to Beer Garden again, but to early. Almost no one there. I did a couble of tourist things and later I eat a great late lunch at Kimpinski Hotel in their Michelin restaurant Kiin Kiin. It can certainly be recommended. I went back to Beer Garden and chatted with a very friendly girl. 34 years old and only a 6/10. We agreed on 1. 700 baht for 3 hour. Then she ask if I also want to take her friend as well. Ok, we agreed in 3. 000 in all. Of we go to my room. Really funny and experienced girls. We have a lot of fun for that 3 hours. After that I rest a little in my room.

Dinner is street food in soi 8. Really good and crispy porkbelly, rice and vegetables, iced water. In all 60 baht. I go one more time to Bamboo Massage. Again very good service for 2. 400 baht. Back to the room and after a little rest and some phonecalls I go to have a massage in a near by massage shop. I don't remember the name. One hour Thai massage 300 baht. The masagegirl is a very sweet young girl, 22 year and 8/10. She want to give a happy ending, but I invite her to my room for LT. We agre at 1. 500 baht. She stay with me until next morning 8 am, where I take taxi to the airport.

In all a very good time in Bangkok. What not to like? 36 hours, 6 girls, happy time. Will I do again. YES. I love Bangkok and the girls there.

[CzarNicholas]

Is this a case of sour grapes? Or there were no girls that you really wanted to pick? Genuine question.

There is a term in economics called "demand destruction" which simply means the price has been raised to a point where it begins to destroy demand.

I see it in Angeles / manila bars, I don't know how many stay open.

Is demand destruction, sour grapes? I say not.

If mongers do not want something for the price being offered.

That's not sour grapes.

Philippine bars are horrible, the quality is terrible and the price is non negotiable LMAO (of course you have to find ways around this).

So the best monger in the world is expected to pay the same as the worst.

Regardless of the hookers value, whether she is the very top girl or the very bottom.

I've never seen anything so retarded in my life.

Well, I see bars that are very empty in BKK as well, in very high rent areas.

I think how do they stay even open?

Just the rent alone must be killing them.

[CzarNicholas]

Is this a case of sour grapes? Or there were no girls that you really wanted to pick? Genuine question.

If I have a pocket full of pesos but I see nothing I want, or feel is worth the insane price of 10000.

How is that sour grapes? Seriously?

When you walk up the stairs, and open the door.

You have girls sitting at the bar, like they are sitting at a funeral.

How is that enticing? I'm not one of those chumps that think if I give them enough money.

I can make them happy, and maybe they will reciprocate lmao.

I walked in and out of several of the bars on Burgos, I didn't see one hooker I wanted.

I left for Angeles a few hours later, I will say the bars there aren't any better, just cheaper.

Is that sour grapes?

Angeles bars will hire any hooker (I think manila will also).

Rotten teeth, crooked teeth / chipped, cavities on front teeth / missing front teeth.

Beer bellies or as they are called jolibelllies, saggy ass tits.

I saw bar girls working on walking street on different occasions.

And street girls working in the bars.

Its all one ecosystem.

I think I studied it well, almost 4 months of hitting it hard 24/7.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

I don't even need to read the name to know that it is Syzygies who posted. Your style is distinctive German-English. I don't mind reading the posts though as they are sometimes interesting.

Didn't he say in a while ago post that he is an Aussie?

[Bubba Boy]

Does anyone know of a massage place or oily where the girls display them selves in bikini's?

The now defunct Annies used to have their ladies in bikinis but it seems every other place has them wearing dresses. Once the dress comes off it can be a complete lottery. Sometimes a horror show actually.

Anyone with ideas?

[LaosMan]

I have been told I write near English too. That means the grammar is not quite right, and maybe missing words in my case or typos. I did read the question. Don't be too sensitive. Nice you reworded to make it more meaningful.

I don't even need to read the name to know that it is Syzygies who posted. Your style is distinctive German-English. I don't mind reading the posts though as they are sometimes interesting.

[Blanquiceleste]

I saw many WGs it was Saturday night.

I didn't want any of them.

Is this a case of sour grapes? Or there were no girls that you really wanted to pick? Genuine question.

[CzarNicholas]

I haven't been to Bangkok in about a year, but that is now the going rate for a short time? I hope not.

Butterflies has some hookers that charge 1500 BF 3000 for them.

Its a bit different in each place I've been.

Most I think are 4000 total, give or take 500?

[Penguin69]

First was at Soi 4, looking for the hot deaf girl. Some deaf girls signing, but not the right one.

Peeked in Long Gun due to seeing a hot girl enter there the other night. Stage was full of nude girls dancing, all Milfy types, none skinny, and 80%+ were fat or at least chubby. Quite a bit of large naturals going, for large tit lovers. One older woman had well beyond Double DS, possibly an F to G cup, seemed quite natural. Bare exposed pussy on chubby girls does not seem to excite.

All the slimmer girls were wearing bikinis (not on stage at the time), and possibly all had double layer bras to indicate Coyotes. None really exceptionally pretty in the face.

All customers were farangs, except one Asian dude in the corner buying drinks for 3 or 4 Coyotes. A bar quite low on surgeries. Did not even notice any nose jobs, and only 1 or 2 sets of sillies. Did not find the target girl or anyone of equal standard. Then some boring shows started..

Maybe I'm being naive but would it be ridiculous to ask one of her fellow SWs who the elusive dream mute girl is? WOuld another mute girl know her name at least if nothing else like contacts deet. Someone who can speak Thai (Syz) maybe could be lip read (Then again, maybe this is a shot in the dark.

[Smoothy]

Peeked in Long Gun One older woman had well beyond Double DS, possibly an F to G cup, seemed quite natural.

She's been there a while. Nice girl to chat with, and has huge tits, but her tits are too soft for me. She's obviously had kids.