Bangkok Reports

[Tomasb]

Thanks for the honest clarification but in reality that is far from "fair". That price is an all nighters with a hottie from Billboard.

Noted on the no LB rule. Thanks for the reminder.

Just one final clarification before I let this encounter disappear into the archives: the 5 k baht was for ST + room + time overrun, in aggregate. I think it was a little on the pricey side but still fair. The 800 baht barfine was on top of all this, so the total cost came to basically 5.8 k baht, not including drinks.

[Tomasb]

Amen to those sentiments.

Well possibly the dumbest question I've ever seen, but here, let me explain to you that if you see a burka babe On the streets of Bangkok offering herself to all and sundry, you can bet your bippy that she's unattractive.

And even under the billowing Burkas You can see the outline of lumpy asses and jiggling hips and boobs that probably look like my grandma's with nipples pointing to the toes.

And let me add that they wear face exposing burqas so that you can judge the length of their mustache.

The thought of banging one makes me shudder. The whole package is as bad as a fat assed African in a cheap dirty dress with cheap skewed wig.

[Maddy69]

Any recommendations for my wife and me as a couple in Bangkok?

Many nuru places and fiwfans ladies don't seem to be too much open for threesome action.

Any recommendations besides Nana? Could be expensive, we just would like to get fun.

[Nyezhov]

If they had a burkha on how could you tell?

Well possibly the dumbest question I've ever seen, but here, let me explain to you that if you see a burka babe On the streets of Bangkok offering herself to all and sundry, you can bet your bippy that she's unattractive.

And even under the billowing Burkas You can see the outline of lumpy asses and jiggling hips and boobs that probably look like my grandma's with nipples pointing to the toes.

And let me add that they wear face exposing burqas so that you can judge the length of their mustache.

The thought of banging one makes me shudder. The whole package is as bad as a fat assed African in a cheap dirty dress with cheap skewed wig.

[Nyezhov]

Long flight from LAX. Singapore-Bangkok. Arrived at 11 am to be pleasantly surprised by the short lines. I was expecting it to be busier than it was.

I stayed one night so I could attend my buddy's proposal party at the Octave bar.

Since I only had limited time I called an outcall massage services: https://www.bangkokoutcallservice.com.

Full service session with a decent massage for 5000 baht. Session lasted close to three hours. I was happy at the end with my choice.

I will be back in Bangkok after few days in Pattaya.

Doing this report on my phone and quickly too. This is my second attempt since the first report got deleted by accident.

Tell me about that flight I'm thinking of doing it in the summertime. That being from Singapore to LAX on Singapore airlines?

[GatorAk]

Long flight from LAX. Singapore-Bangkok. Arrived at 11 am to be pleasantly surprised by the short lines. I was expecting it to be busier than it was.

I stayed one night so I could attend my buddy's proposal party at the Octave bar.

Since I only had limited time I called an outcall massage services: https://www.bangkokoutcallservice.com.

Full service session with a decent massage for 5000 baht. Session lasted close to three hours. I was happy at the end with my choice.

I will be back in Bangkok after few days in Pattaya.

Doing this report on my phone and quickly too. This is my second attempt since the first report got deleted by accident.

[Llantarnam]

Loads of Burkha babes on Soi Nana. I guess if you have the fetish.

No, they weren't attractive.

If they had a burkha on how could you tell?

[Roll8426]

Which lady is Peepo as the website not got that name listed:

https://butterflymassage.x.2nt.com/e...dy_page-e.html

I don't see her on the website anymore either, which means either it's not updated or they took her off.

Peepo was listed in the photos I got from their Line when I inquired which ladies were available tomorrow. You might have better luck inquiring with them directly via Line. Her photos were a be- to me at the time but seeing her in real life totally crushed that perception.

[Nyezhov]

Loads of Burkha babes on Soi Nana. I guess if you have the fetish.

No, they weren't attractive.

[Nyezhov]

I see some users are reporting, in the Bangkok hotels thread, of customers bringing back duo of girls at hotel. But how do you hire a duo in the first place? Through an escort agency?

10000 baht for a duo out of Billboard. You want to make sure that your duo involves serious pussy licking by the girls instead of just taking turns. At my age, I don't need turns, I like the show better.

[Forty Drinks]

Ah yes, that annoying autocorrect here that won't let you type single letters. Anyhow, for the record, girls are not "assigned" at Analisa or similar places (Passion, Paradise, Kiss etc.). Whether you want one or two, you can and should choose them yourself. If you don't they'll just give you whoever most needs the work, and that's usually not good.

1st up are the Ugly Muglies is True. Momma and poppa will always refer to them as Good Service. Hahaha. Hahaha.

[Betong]

I've always noticed that for 4-hands massages they assign the cliched pairing of 2 girls that I'll rank at be and see respectively, at least in my opinion.

Ah yes, that annoying autocorrect here that won't let you type single letters. Anyhow, for the record, girls are not "assigned" at Analisa or similar places (Passion, Paradise, Kiss etc.). Whether you want one or two, you can and should choose them yourself. If you don't they'll just give you whoever most needs the work, and that's usually not good.

[Llantarnam]

Go to a bar, pick up 2 girls. Go to 2 different bars, pick up the hottest girl in each bar. Pick up a girl at a bar, have her show you all her friends available and you get her to call her hottest friend to join you. Hold 10,000 baht in the air and walk through Thermae. Go to a massage joint and get a duo. Go to Terminal 21 with a sign around you saying you are searching for a duo.

Been in Hua Hin before recent return to BKK.

Over the course of my stay hooked up with 3 different girls in HH. When I casually mentioned the chance of a thresome they all looked horrified. Maybe better luck in BKK.

[Vrsabien]

Butterfly Massage
Booked Lyn Linh in advance yesterday. Compared to her pics, she's vastly subpar, with kind of bad baby damage, flabs and stretch marks. Face was still alright though. However, when walking in I saw Peepo, who conversely looked so much better than her pics. Seriously, Peepo looked A rank on my SYT meter. I thought about returning for her the following day but then the recep said Peepo's not working the next few days. Bummer.

Which lady is Peepo as the website not got that name listed:

https://butterflymassage.x.2nt.com/e...dy_page-e.html

[Banana Boi]

But how do you hire a duo in the first place?

Go to a bar, pick up 2 girls. Go to 2 different bars, pick up the hottest girl in each bar. Pick up a girl at a bar, have her show you all her friends available and you get her to call her hottest friend to join you. Hold 10,000 baht in the air and walk through Thermae. Go to a massage joint and get a duo. Go to Terminal 21 with a sign around you saying you are searching for a duo.