Bangkok Reports

[11Bravo]

I stopped in Tilac tonight on Soi Cowboy. ...
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So I bought her the obligatory drink and she quickly pulled the Tequila and Coke scam, meaning you buy them 2 drinks for 400 bt. I told her no and she was ok with that but nevertheless not off to a good start. After a brief chat, I zeroed in on the details. Her quote was: $5 k short time, 7 k long time, 1300 BF and this only for one hour door to door. She gulped her drink down, then asked for another and I respectively declined.

Ah, Tilac. Some fond memories... I liked it for the front porch, hang out, watching the passing throng, BG's out for a bite to eat, punters with their pulls... 3 ring circus. Then inside, the what, 4 arms stage, different shifts, along with the individual table dancers between seats. Always amazed (and yes, I am easily amazed) how even, sans panties, they could maintain a minimum amount of modesty... Or maybe I'm dating myself.

Seems in a decade, things haven't changed. I remember one girl, some number Stick had mentioned, certainly attractive, one slow night, she deigned to give me a glance. A perfunctory "Where you come from? You buy me drink?" got a "No... ", as I was precognitive. Off she flitted, looking for another sucker, I mean flower. Besides that seat was reserved for a chorus girl who I knew was fun.

Few nice experience and pointers from @ 11Bravo prompted me to try MTW.

I went there the next morning I arrived & around 10:30 ish.

Never been THAT early, usually noon, early afternoon. An institution for sure, shown by your experience, knock on the door, and presto chango, they're open. Obviously not the bar of choice for some, but while some just HAVE to exclusively drive that Range Rover over city streets, myself, though I do enjoy driving a nice ride, sometimes there's just NO substitute for wadi bashing in a Lannie (rover). Just makes a nice change from the staid city streets...

[Banana Boi]

How do you get access to the Pattaya addicts forum? I registered one time but never could get permission to access anything of value.

You're not missing much being on the member's only section. A bunch of guys who travel to Thailand once in a blue moon and goes to 1-2 gogo bars per night (usually the same gogo bars) who think they know more than a guy who lives in Pattaya and hits 5-10 gogo bars every single night, or in another sex city hitting up sex clubs there. So annoying I stopped posting there.

But yes you have to apply to be a member. TFMI is one of the things of value on PA. I don't use TF so not much use to me.

but the advanced section has a lot more. Moreso than what is on this site (IMHO).

What's better than Monkeypaw vs the world? Sub Commander vs Raj Raj and his 10 aliases he had before Raj Raj? The part I love is he doesn't even try hiding his new handles. The entertainment value on ISG is priceless. For actual information, just come to Thailand and walk around yourself. That's how you learn the most. Meet guys on the board. Guys are very different in person than they are online. Met guys I didn't get along with online years ago and have become very close to after meeting in person.

I am considering going to Pattaya Sunday. Tuesday, but are places open? I've seen a couple of websites suggesting that Pattaya is closed or dead on those days (understandable). Or would Chiang Mai be better. But same question applies. Which would you go do over a Sunday. Tuesday period?

Depends on you. If you're under 30 and decent looking you can go to CM and get civilian girls from all over the world for free, no different than picking up girls in your home country. For the other 97.5% of us it's not even a realistic question to compare Pattaya vs CM. Any night is good n Pattaya. More girls on Friday and Saturday. Sure but only means 2x more guys and girls barfined early in the night.

[Rj1991]

How many times are you going to ask this question? IMO your original plan to arrive Friday and check out Cowboy and Nana Friday and Saturday, then go to Pattaya on Sunday is a good option. Pattaya has plenty of action Sunday through Tuesday. The only other option to even consider is going straight to Pattaya when you arrive on Friday. Only go to Chiang Mai if you want to go sightseeing.

Sorry! First time posting and didn't see it upload so thought there was a connection issue on my end.

Thanks for the advice! Will do.

[Tvataham274]

How do you get access to the Pattaya addicts forum? I registered one time but never could get permission to access anything of value.

If I recall you have to make x amount of posts to get full access something like 50, I tried it once and to be honest found the site pretty useless, just my opinion.

In regard to the Abbreviations, you can work most of them out, the one I find interesting is LB for ladyboy, but if you check some of them on TF don't mention that they are LB's!!

You need to be a member. It's either 25 or 50 meaningful posts to be upgraded. I agree, the public sections are fairly vanilla and not really worth all that much, but the advanced section has a lot more. Moreso than what is on this site (IMHO). More organized at least, with multiple sub forums and not just one big unorganized thread about Pattaya.

Also, review for TF girls. Who to seek out, who to avoid, as well as LB warnings which aren't allowed here.

[PgReal]

How do you get access to the Pattaya addicts forum? I registered one time but never could get permission to access anything of value.

If I recall you have to make x amount of posts to get full access something like 50, I tried it once and to be honest found the site pretty useless, just my opinion.

In regard to the Abbreviations, you can work most of them out, the one I find interesting is LB for ladyboy, but if you check some of them on TF don't mention that they are LB's!!

[Tomasb]

I stopped in Tilac tonight on Soi Cowboy. First, because I wanted to see if this girl with a very hot bod and a nice smile was there when I stepped in briefly over NYE. I grabbed a seat in back and after blowing off a few girls, she appeared off the stage and saw me ogling her. I figured, wrongly as it turned out, that she recognised me flirting with her last Sunday. In fact, it became apparent after a few minutes she had no idea who I was.

So I bought her the obligatory drink and she quickly pulled the Tequila and Coke scam, meaning you buy them 2 drinks for 400 bt. I told her no and she was ok with that but nevertheless not off to a good start. After a brief chat, I zeroed in on the details. Her quote was: $5 k short time, 7 k long time, 1300 BF and this only for one hour door to door. She gulped her drink down, then asked for another and I respectively declined.

A few other things, virtually all the girls wear flesh coloured stockings so the guys don't stroke their legs with their grimy fingers. You know who you are! Also, I espied a couple in there I thought could have been post op LB's. When I asked the girl I was with, she seemed a bit stunned by my question and her body language made me think that I had correctly ID'the one. For what it is worth, post op LB's have been encroaching in NEP bars. This one suspect was dressed differently than the other girls; no bikini and did not dance. Instead, she had been outside trying to entice punters and landed one who she brought inside bar.

[Houston Player]

https://tfmi.wtf/

Guides and the meaning behind the labels can be found on the pattaya addicts forum.

How do you get access to the Pattaya addicts forum? I registered one time but never could get permission to access anything of value.

[Tomasb]

It's still there but I find it boring and a cliche. The bands are not that good and redundant. The same old hustler chicks etc. I give it a pass now IMHO.

What's happened with Hillary2? Now I'm bummed out as it was my favorite haunt even though I can't stand Clinton. LOL.

[Tvataham274]

Can you tell me where I would find thus?

https://tfmi.wtf/

Guides and the meaning behind the labels can be found on the pattaya addicts forum.

[PgReal]

Can you tell me where I would find thus?

Sorry I got distracted when writing my post. If you google it will come up, but also it's https://tfmi.wtf.

You need a TF account as well, you open (loginto) your TF account first in a separate tab, then when you click a profile in the above, it will open their profile in TF for you to contact them (and see if they are online etc).

I am not sure who is behind this site but I've managed to set up a few meetings in TF by using it successfully, their is a girl on it for example who you see around Thermae a lot.

[Houston Player]

Hi all,

I'm heading to Bangkok at the end of Jan arriving on Friday. I plan to stay and check out Nana and soi cowboy Friday and Saturday. But I'm unsure where to go next.

Which would be better punting on Sunday, Monday, Tues. Pattaya or Chiang Mai?

Would your answer change if it was Friday and Saturday night in Pattaya or Chiang Mai?

Appreciate any advice.

How many times are you going to ask this question? IMO your original plan to arrive Friday and check out Cowboy and Nana Friday and Saturday, then go to Pattaya on Sunday is a good option. Pattaya has plenty of action Sunday through Tuesday. The only other option to even consider is going straight to Pattaya when you arrive on Friday. Only go to Chiang Mai if you want to go sightseeing.

[TConor]

Time for a report from a recent visit to my budget class MP at the far end of Sukhumvit 24. I chose "Gigi" from the line of reasonably pretty girls sitting out front. The cost for 1 HR massage before extras was 250 B. Gigi led me into the small, dimly-lit shop with side by side massage pads and only a curtain separating the areas. I wondered if this would end up being a straight massage only, but I was provided with nothing to change into besides a small towel. So. I stripped naked, lay face down and lay the towel over my butt. Gigi started with the usual Thai massage moves, but after half an hour "accidentally" brushed my cock, escalating to numerous grazes of my upper crotch area, resulting in a very hard cock bulging under the towel. Eventually she dispensed with the towel, and started with a handjob, uninvited. There's something about not having the whole "you wan special massage" conversation that excites me! But the best surprise was yet to come when Gigi got down close and then put my raging hard-on into her mouth. It was easily the best BJ from a MP and probably ever. Toothless, good pace and deep.

Needless to say, I, quickly (and quietly) approached orgasm, amidst a room full of other people getting massages, with no sign that this was a suck shop! Eventually I let loose into her mouth and, to my delight she did not recoil, and even after sucking me dry, she did not rush to the sink to spit. She calmly finished up the allotted hour, and then grabbed her phone, and showed me her message: "Can you give me 1,000 B?

More than fair: I quietly paid up and walked out happy! Returned the next day for the identical treatment.

Do you mean up from the corner on the other side of the soi from the 7/11. About 500 meters from Sukhumvit?

[Rj1991]

Hi all,

I'm heading to Bangkok at the end of Jan arriving on Friday. I plan to stay and check out Nana and soi cowboy Friday and Saturday. But I'm unsure where to go next.

Which would be better punting on Sunday, Monday, Tues. Pattaya or Chiang Mai?

Would your answer change if it was Friday and Saturday night in Pattaya or Chiang Mai?

Appreciate any advice.

[Tlito]

This describes my perfect MP experience! No talking, negotiating, etc. Just delivering! Care to share the name of the MP?

Cheers / Pulse.

I was in a parlour one day at Pattaya and the lady said wow that is a beautiful cock and sucked me long and hard. Correct. It was fun and unexpected.

[Rj1991]

I've just joined and spend the last couple of hours going through different threads. Very useful. Thank you. I'm sure these question has been asked so apologies if I'm going over old ground.

I am seeking advice on which cities I should prioritise punting given that I'll be looking to punt on "slow days" too (Sunday, Monday, Tuesday).

I'm flying into Bangkok on a Friday and plan to punt Friday and Saturday night there (Nana and Soi Cowboy).

But I'm not sure what my next move should be? I am considering going to Pattaya Sunday. Tuesday, but are places open? I've seen a couple of websites suggesting that Pattaya is closed or dead on those days (understandable). Or would Chiang Mai be better. But same question applies. Which would you go do over a Sunday. Tuesday period?

The other option is to go to Pattaya or Chiang Mai over the weekend but such would you choose if you could only choose one and why?