Bangkok Reports

[Sunlover2]

Where did you get that ratio of dividing your age by 2 and adding 7 years. I was given the same ratio by a cab driver maybe 17 years ago. I thought that it was great advice then, hahaha.

It is a time honored axiom.

For woman the formula is: double her age plus 7 years; plus $20 million dollars.

SL.

[Syzygies]

Because May is a tiny framed girl she has a small pussy too and tends to put on way too much lube for my liking, but to be fair she was struggling to get me all the way in for the first few minutes. Eventually we got there and tried a few more positions before I couldn't hold out any longer. All in all I'd probably give her performance a 6. 5 too. She did try hard to please me and is a really sweet girl but she probably needs some more experience before I'd try her again.

Did you know that the average vagina is only 4 to 5 inches long? Could even be less.

Fortunately it has the ability to stretch, but that can take some time, especially if the girl has not had cock for a period of time. So all I can say is bear in mind the pussy can start tiny, and go at it very gradually, allowing the girl some comfort during the stretching need to take the whole cock. Some girls can be so small and lacking elasticity that might never be able to take the whole cock. The worse thing that can is when the girl is so scared of the cock or the way man wants to use it, that she stiffens the legs and then the stretching might not occur properly, so girls can make it even harder to take a cock.

If a pussy could not stretch, a baby could not come out, and only one sized cock would ever really fit properly.

Rubbing rubber causes friction, so Lube is necessary with condoms even with normal levels of natural pussy juice, to prevent abrasive rubbing.

[Hotman 666]

I recently came across an old friend I used to shag when she was around 20. She was a wild, wild girl then and despite the fact she's now 35 and has obviously lived hard, I figured I had to try it once more for old times' sake. Well, probably a mistake. Better to leave the good memories as they are.

Tell us more! Sounds like it may be an interesting story.

Hotman.

[KrisMonger]

She does look really nice. It's not the cheapest you can get, but no matter. "Privet Tour" LOL.

If this girl really appeals a lot, okay Try her for a single day or partial day first. Then negotiate for a longer term, to be paid each day, if you really hooked on her. You certainly don't want to pay for anything to far in advance, in case the partnership sours, or you simply get bored with her. Alternatively, she may not like yourself.

I only ever took girls for multiple day travel, when I already knew them very well (was a real favorite), and knew that we were very compatible and would have a really good time, her in casual girlfriend mode. For example took a massage girl to Krabi, and Phi Phi Island for multiple days, for swimming, snorkelling, eating and sleeping together. Had a great time. Was much cheaper than an escort girl. In fact she was very shy to set a price and would virtually take whatever I thought was fair, since she would get a good break from work. Had to pay her deductions for not attending work too, but not that steep.

Once took a girl to Singapore to make it more enjoyable, but that is a quite expensive destination. Did not pay her, but had paid her rent some previous time.

There is so much info on the internet, I fail to see why anyone needs a travel guide, as such. A girl to have fun with and sleep with, yes, makes more sense.

You can go to tourist attractions in Bangkok by taxi or skytrain. Major tourist attractions have guides that work at the venue, and have good English.

For mongering destinations, use Google Maps to find where they are and go by yourself.

Thanks for your input Syzgies and Grr (and others) - I am planning to take the girl out to Angkor what and possibly to Yangon -so your suggestions of sampling and choosing is a good one.

[Zeus9]

I had planned my night a couple weeks ago a lot differently than it went, but that's what usually happens. I live outside of Bangkok a bit, so I'll book a room off of Suk just to make things convenient. I was going to book a favorite at TulipMassage, and then go Crazy house after I had a rest. I checked in early and walked across the street to grab some food and a few beers at The Game right under Nana BTS. I stop by The Game quite a bit, but I never pull girls out of there. I talk a lot to the waitresses there (who all seem like good girls), so I try and not ruin my good reputation with them. I ended playing pool with a pretty attractive and sassy girl with big tits popping out of her tank top. The conversation goes further and she gives me a story about working at a massage place and this was her day off. The story I got was familiar, so I sped up the process and asked if she wanted to come to my room. We head off to my room and get down to business pretty quickly. I cannot remember her name even though we still chat on line. Her face was a 7, but the body was an 8. Really nice perky large see cups. No baby damage and 26 yo. She had a large unfinished dragon tattoo that wasn't done very well on her back. I would have less of a problem if she would have just gotten it finished.

So after 2 pops and a better than average GFE, we went to go get some food. She still hasn't mentioned anything about money and wants to go the dance club that night. I told her that I wasn't interested in that at all. She seemed a bit disappointed that I wanted to move along without. So we made plans for her to come back over to the hotel at 1. She said that she was going to come up and beat on my door until I let her in. So I forced her to take 2000 baht. She seemed a bit uncomfortable taking it for some reason. She spent half the day with me, so I thought 2000 was fair, so.

So I head off to Crazy House looking for any one of 3 girls in particular (Ying, Dragon lady, and Anna). I find none of them, but end up with 2 cuties on my lap. One was 37 kilos she said! Her body was tiny with no boobs at all. I've never tried to fuck a girl that small, so I was curious to try, but her face wasn't that pretty, so I wasn't interested in bar fining (700 baht I think BF and she offered 2500 for ST). I liked her friend better, but a regular of hers came in and bar fined her off of my lap. That's how it goes sometimes. Crazy house was pretty packed and had lots of hot girls, but I still had my freelancer from earlier coming back over at 1 whether I like it or not. So I leave before 12 to pick up some beer from 7/11. I get back to the room and send a few messages to see if she's coming. I don't get any answers, so I start to set up a backup plan. Lollipop BJ bar was right behind my hotel, so I decided to kill some time there and make something happen if the FL didn't make it back that night. As I walked back I saw another bar close to LOllipop that looked like it had a lot of girls and customers. So I hopped into what I found out later was Check Inn Bar. As soon as I walked in I could instantly tell it was a ladyboy bar. So I turned on my heel back over to Lollipop. The girls aren't so attractive there, but I at least wanted to have a few more beers before I called it a night. The best looking lady there was probably around 40 if that tells you anything.

There was another bigger girl that I was playing pool and games with to kill some time. She was tall and thicker. But still kind of pretty. She came off as a pretty fun girl in the sack, so I said fuck it and took her out of the BJ place at closing time 2 am. It was a good move. She was a super horny, aggressive, and rowdy fuck! And she had some serious BJ skills, but a bit to much hard sucking for me. She left my dick bruised in spots! But the deep throat was great. We kept going at each other until about 6 am. After the 2nd pop we took a bit of a rest. She wanted to leave at 8 am, and I had no problem letting her go without another fuck. I wouldn't have up for it! I gave her 1500 for her efforts.

[Zeus9]

35 is so young (relative to my age). LOL. Could still be in good nick for the body. My GF is 38 and body still great. A little skinny but still decent curves and not saggy. Face a little bit deteriorated compared to 12 years ago. Main Gik (or 2nd semi GF) is about 33. Excellent on the bed, some baby damage to figure, but fairly minor.

Its the 45+ year olds that is going too far for me. The two girls I have done around that age are too far deteriorated for me to be interested any more. The question now is, will I still want to fuck my GF when I reach 70, and she will be approaching 50. She will be well past the formula of divide my age by 2 and add 7 years. I have had an easy life physically so fortunately pass for being 10 years younger than my true age.

Where did you get that ratio of dividing your age by 2 and adding 7 years. I was given the same ratio by a cab driver maybe 17 years ago. I thought that it was great advice then, hahaha. But if we stick to that ratio, then we can't keep a GF for more than a couple years without throwing it off.

[Grrrr]

After a few not so great experiences yesterday I figured I'd try something else. Headed to a place I'd had a good experience at last time in bkk, be at be massage, it's on the same street as Cherry.

The line up was ok, probably not as good as last time but there were 2 or 3 that appealed. I chose a new girl to the industry, May. She's 19 yo and very baby faced which is not usually my thing but she did have a certain cuteness about her although I wouldn't say classically beautiful, about a 6. 5 to my taste.

In the room she gave me the usual thorough shower which was my first chance to see her body up close. Naked she looked great but in a late teen kind of way, so not an ounce of fat on her, sweet little A cup boobs and a somewhat grown Bush.

The massage was reasonable, so was the oiled up body slide was better and then the flip. Without any further ado May was giving an ok BBBJ, only ok because I can tell she is inexperienced, she didn't lack enthusiasm though. After A solid 10-15 mins of that it was raincoat on and prepare for the main event.

Because May is a tiny framed girl she has a small pussy too and tends to put on way too much lube for my liking, but to be fair she was struggling to get me all the way in for the first few minutes. Eventually we got there and tried a few more positions before I couldn't hold out any longer. All in all I'd probably give her performance a 6. 5 too. She did try hard to please me and is a really sweet girl but she probably needs some more experience before I'd try her again.

[Syzygies]

I recently came across an old friend I used to shag when she was around 20. She was a wild, wild girl then and despite the fact she's now 35 and has obviously lived hard, I figured I had to try it once more for old times' sake. Well, probably a mistake. Better to leave the good memories as they are.

35 is so young (relative to my age). LOL. Could still be in good nick for the body. My GF is 38 and body still great. A little skinny but still decent curves and not saggy. Face a little bit deteriorated compared to 12 years ago. Main Gik (or 2nd semi GF) is about 33. Excellent on the bed, some baby damage to figure, but fairly minor.

Its the 45+ year olds that is going too far for me. The two girls I have done around that age are too far deteriorated for me to be interested any more. The question now is, will I still want to fuck my GF when I reach 70, and she will be approaching 50. She will be well past the formula of divide my age by 2 and add 7 years. I have had an easy life physically so fortunately pass for being 10 years younger than my true age.

[Betong]

I recently came across an old friend I used to shag when she was around 20. She was a wild, wild girl then and despite the fact she's now 35 and has obviously lived hard, I figured I had to try it once more for old times' sake. Well, probably a mistake. Better to leave the good memories as they are.

[Syzygies]

Looked up craigslist and found this ad - http://bangkok.craigslist.co.th/trv/5951359452.html.
Anyone been with this one?
Planning a visit to BKK and wanted to see if I can sign up a girl (English speaking) that can pick me up, show me around and essentially be GFE through the trip. While some escort agency girls seem to indicate that they can provide that experience. Wondering if anyone in forum has any recommendations.
Kris.

She does look really nice. It's not the cheapest you can get, but no matter. "Privet Tour" LOL.

If this girl really appeals a lot, okay Try her for a single day or partial day first. Then negotiate for a longer term, to be paid each day, if you really hooked on her. You certainly don't want to pay for anything to far in advance, in case the partnership sours, or you simply get bored with her. Alternatively, she may not like yourself.

I only ever took girls for multiple day travel, when I already knew them very well (was a real favorite), and knew that we were very compatible and would have a really good time, her in casual girlfriend mode. For example took a massage girl to Krabi, and Phi Phi Island for multiple days, for swimming, snorkelling, eating and sleeping together. Had a great time. Was much cheaper than an escort girl. In fact she was very shy to set a price and would virtually take whatever I thought was fair, since she would get a good break from work. Had to pay her deductions for not attending work too, but not that steep.

Once took a girl to Singapore to make it more enjoyable, but that is a quite expensive destination. Did not pay her, but had paid her rent some previous time.

There is so much info on the internet, I fail to see why anyone needs a travel guide, as such. A girl to have fun with and sleep with, yes, makes more sense.

You can go to tourist attractions in Bangkok by taxi or skytrain. Major tourist attractions have guides that work at the venue, and have good English.

For mongering destinations, use Google Maps to find where they are and go by yourself.

[Grrrr]

Back in BKK and had to dates with TF girls. First one said the usual stuff on her profile, you know the "I'm not bargirl" "I have good job in office" "not like talk about sex" blah blah. 555. She was the one who initiated contact with me and right after introducing ourselves she comes out and says "I have car payment 2000 be, can I come see you? I promise take care very good 3 hours". She looked pretty cute in the pics so I said yes. So she turns up and is not as cute as the pics (Duh! And about 5 KG heavier but I took her none the less. Great massage and ok sex. Stayed the full 3 hours. Nice girl but wouldn't repeat.

Next TF girl was a freebie but in still turned into a bit of a disaster. Went for a few drinks and ended back in my room (hid the wet towels from previous girl and got new ones&#128512 and showered before bed. In the bed things took a turn for the worse when I discovered this girl had a stinky pussy, to the point that there was no way I was getting hard. This is the first time in my life I can recall not getting hard.

Earlier I saw a girl at the S23 end of Cowboy who was smoking hot. Dressed in a skin tight black catsuit with pins holding it together at both sides and no bra or underwear visible, she late walked into Crazyhouse. Needless to say I'm heading in there tonight. I snapped a secret pic of her although the quality of the shot is not great.

[Grrrr]

Looked up craigslist and found this ad - http://bangkok.craigslist.co.th/trv/5951359452.html.

Anyone been with this one?

Planning a visit to BKK and wanted to see if I can sign up a girl (English speaking) that can pick me up, show me around and essentially be GFE through the trip. While some escort agency girls seem to indicate that they can provide that experience. Wondering if anyone in forum has any recommendations.

Best,

Kris.

Over the years I have taken taken Thai P4 P girls abroad a couple of times but have never had to pay anything like the prices quoted in the ad. If you have the time to spend in bkk to meet a few girls it won't be to hard to find a companion.

In my experience price usually comes down to two or three factors the first being how much she enjoys your company. The second, how much she needs the $$. And probably the most important, where you are taking her. If you are taking her to some place in Thailand that 20 guys have taken her before, like Phuket, expect to pay more. But if you are taking her to some place every girl dreams of like Paris or London I would expect to pay substantially less. I spent 10 days in Japan with a Thai P4 P 2 years ago and she asked me for only a few thousand baht to cover her rent and power bill while she wasn't working.

There's no way I'd pay that girl from the ad 12,000/ day to go to some destination that would be a lifelong dream fulfilled for a Thai girl.

[EihTooms]

Are Ae or Nid CIM ladies? I realize nothing is guaranteed, just curious, as the hotel I'll be staying at is fairly close by.

Thanks.

As far as I can recall I've never had either of those girls. But I think it is understod that any Thai venue that is generally known to specialize in BJs is providing genuine BBBJ+CIM experiences. An exception should be reported to the mamasan / owner immediately as a denial of what every one of us had better agree is what we're paying for in those places.

Be aware, there is a subtle but determined effort afoot to play word games with that traditional concept and rip off the unwary in some venues. I have seen websites with menus of services offered such as "800 baht Blowjob Massages" that actually mean COVERED BJ without a genuine BBBJ with a genuine CIM finish within those 4 walls. It is up to us to make sure a terrible idea like that fails and fails miserably.

[Crazy4Thai]

I have a regular masseuse in BKK for the last 3 years or so. She will throw in a (very good) HJ unless I stop her. She is 56 and more or less looks it but not unattractive. One day just to mess with her I offered DATY. She agreed and it was like eating a 22 yo. Wet Wet Wet and sweet and responsive beyond belief. Now she loves me too mutt! I think some time I'll throw in some rimming and see if she'll pay ME. She must have talked about it with her co-workers too because now she sort of rushes to me when I arrive and everyone is eagerly suggesting that I need "2 ladies" LOL. I just might explore that.

[Syzygies]

I went to Soi Cowboy with a friend who used to visit Bangkok many years ago. He found a woman there working as a mamasan who had to have been in her late 50's and he ended up taking her home. I thought he was nuts. He said over 30 years ago she was the hottest go-go dancer in patpong. I certainly would not have guessed it. If he's taking old women from years ago over the new young 20 years olds, they must have been good back then.

30 years later is a bit too much, but funny story.

I took a girl from the Thermae Soapy 25 years ago many times. I fucked her again about 4 or 5 years ago (freebie). She has put on weight, bad smokers breath, not bald pussy, pussy did not taste as good a it should. Talks too much and understands English somewhat after living in USA for a stretch. She said my performance for sex was much better than 25 years ago. She had given me DATY lessons long ago on how to do it right. She would be happy to be my GF now, too late. I finally realised I was lucky not to take her as a GF many years ago, even though I was hooked at the time. She had too many boyfriends in those days.