Bangkok Reports

[Red Kilt]

I'm undecided about but that night's LD girl. Cute little thing but I couldn't tell if she was a bloodsucker. I'm normally a little worried when a girl orders tequila and gulps it down, but she didn't ask for another shot immediately, sitting there until next stage time, so maybe worth a second look.

I would discount the "gulping down a tequila shot" as meaning much Oosik.

Nobody slowly sips a tequila shot as though it was a single malt.

I think girls who order a tequila (or any shot) should understand that if she orders a tequila then she must wait until such time as you are finished your drink and you are ready to order another one. This girl seemed to pass that test.

[Oosik]

I'm heading back tonight and it will be interesting to see how it turns out. Usually I would just not go there anymore: lots of other places to choose from. In fact, quite often I just move on after I've bought a girl a LD for sort of the save face reason: If I never did the LD then obviously I just didn't realize how awesome she was; after a LD I'm basically saying, "You've been tested and found inadequate. ".

Right now, though, Sharks seems to be the best in several ways, so I find myself ready to do battle again. And it isn't just the coyote girl I'm undecided about but that night's LD girl. Cute little thing but I couldn't tell if she was a bloodsucker. I'm normally a little worried when a girl orders tequila and gulps it down, but she didn't ask for another shot immediately, sitting there until next stage time, so maybe worth a second look.

Agreed about tourists getting in trouble. I'm polite, don't drink, and generally spot the scams coming, but yeah, if you're drunk and / or dumb I could see getting into some trouble. Probably shouldn't have said that: Tonight I'll get my ass kicked by twelve coyotes and a ladyboy.

[Adrena]

The only thing I hate about go-go's are how pushy the girls can get.

I wish I didn't feel like a dick for having to tell them no rudely, but they won't accept anything else.

If I smile and politely say no, they get more aggressive, which almost makes me want to leave.

Those girls act like piranhas, sometimes.

[ParkVille]

Yeah last time I was at Shark, one of the bar girls tried to sit down next to me while I was with the girl I normally bar fine. She just calmly but surely walked up to our bench, and slid down and started to talk a bit. Proceeded to give the lost puppy eyes so I knew the LD request was coming. I declined. She politely left as we both understood the score: She is at least trying to make some money tonight, and I am not going to be a source of it. She was also rater unattractive too. There may have also been an outside girl who tried to follow me in as well and I immediately told her no (as polite as possible, but still firm). It's important to shut that down quickly.

At any bar here, you have to be upfront with the women very quickly. Tell them no soon, in words or better in body language, so they don't linger around. And much less loss of face (if there really is any) when you do this upfront, instead of hanging around and bailing later. If they sense an opportunity, they will keep trying. Imagine going on a fishing trip where there are very few fish at all in the entire day. But you see a fin flip, so you make the best of it and sail over there, and cast your lure out for 2-3 hours hoping for a bite. That's what these girls will do the moment you hesitate; they know you are thinking about giving in (a tip, a barfine, lady drinks) and will keep fishing for it.

Now don't be too cheap all the time, in just any bar. Some bars are actually dangerous and they beat up the clients who don't pay their scams, like some of the ones in Pattaya I see in the news. Although it's usually tourist who don't know the score and not mongers that get beaten up. I don't think any monger would just get beaten up that easily for being cheap. I think at Soi Cowboy's typical bars you should be totally fine, it's a very public, bright and tourist policed area.

[Oosik]

About half way through a one month visit, though five of those days were spent as a refugee in Angeles. I may soon have to stop traveling:

A month ago traveled to visit my mother. The next day she died.

Two weeks ago showed up in Thailand. The next day the king died.

Fled to the Philippines. Two days later the super typhoon hit.

I should wear a cloak and carry a scythe. Maybe start traveling to a lot of reality show locales.

One Kasalong visit, three Som's visits. Happy endings are getting even, um, harder than ever. I'm surprised the Som's girls don't flee when I turn down the soi. It's certainly not due to a lack of effort on the girl's part: I've been quite impressed at their determination. Real troopers. Not a single complaint or "You cum soon?

Maybe I'm just more tired than usual: I'm trying Thai lessons for a second time in a desperate attempt to learn some word other than vagina, which I generally can remember as it is my name. Frankly, if I wanted to get up before noon five days a week I would not have retired seven hours after I was eligible.

Or maybe I'm getting old. I should ask my doc since he blames all my other ails on that: Bring on the insurance-subsidized pharmaceuticals! Actually, that is not the problem: with me the "E" in "ED" is ejaculation.

Based on ParkVille's posts I've taken to frequenting Sharks. As mentioned, same revealing outfits as ever, music, and a fair selection of cuties. And a horrific selection of tattoos. One girl has an amazing figure from behind, long legs, awesomely defined ass, all topped with a back with one side completely painted and a good (not!) start on the other. For obvious reasons I haven't looked closely, but it looks more like patterns than any photo-realistic artwork, so I could see it like a Rorschach Test, with me pounding away doggie style and suddenly blurting out, "It's a schnauzer driving a Zamboni, right?

As also previously mentioned, there is a bit of an air of desperation along the soi. Just walking down Cowboy was different (besides the darkness). Normally I get through with no one targeting me: Stare straight ahead and walk fast. Now I find myself getting cut off by coyotes (or whatever the hell those girls are) every few bars. Maybe it is just that there are fewer other targets so I am more exposed, but the ultimate was on the first Shark visit a girl outside said "Hi!" as I headed in. I smiled back and went to find a seat. Soon I saw her enter and roam around a bit. Turned out she was looking for me. Maybe that is normal, it just has never happened to me before. I sort of thought that the outside was coyote hunting grounds, the inside was regular BG hunting grounds. She plopped down beside me and, against my better judgement (she was maybe average looking), I bought a LD. Immediately the pestering for BF started, and it just didn't end. Having quickly determined that a repeat visit was definitely worthwhile, a repeat visit that didn't involve that little bloodsucker, I downed my drink and waved the check bin. I gave her my customary, and probably overly generous, "Thanks for blessing me with your presence" tip. She demanded more, I laughed it off, but she persisted all the way to the door. Holy crap! I believe her name is Som, sort of a skinny thing with bad teeth.

Fast forward two nights and I was back. I bought a comely young lass a beverage and just as I was getting ready to leave, trying to catch the eye of the waitress, my old friend spotted me. She ran up, sat down beside previously mentioned lass, and demanded a drink. To aggravate matters, the waitress brought back the change in the form of a 500 baht bill and a few coins. Yes, the lass was comely, but not 500 bath comely, so I asked the waitress for smaller bills. So now Miss Bloodsucker knew what money was involved and definitely thought that she should get a tip for sitting down for four minutes, three and a half of which involved her asking in different ways for a drink. She was stunned that the gratuity was not forthcoming. This is behavior I associate with Patpong, not Cowboy!

I see there is a billboard for the Galaxy Note7 at the Phrom Phong BTS. Apparently Thais like their phones like they like their food: Hot.

I definitely come down on the "Good thing" side of the street stall removal debate. People walking here (including a lot of falangs) seemed to be in peril of being rear-ended by glaciers, and that was BEFORE mobile phones caught on. I tend to move at my Soi Cowboy speed. More passing lanes are good. And, on a final note on that matter, hey, tall, grey haired falang at the Asoke BTS! Did you REALLY think it was a good idea to stop dead center at the top of the escalator to reply to a text?

[Syzygies]

I just video chatted with one of my Crazy House girls. She confirms that CH was shut down. She says she has not worked for a week. I am just glad she is ok. I don't have much more info than that. Stickboy says the bar has been ordered shut until Nov 1 and he speculates a possible name change and no more nudity. But at this point who knows?

Service staff writes in her worst Thai spelling, that was shut by the army not the police, and was not due to nudity. I guess they have been more covered lately.

Speculating:

Closure till 1 Nov is probably due to girls who are not Thai citizens. Suzie Wong previously had a similar closure.

[Asian Rain]

I just video chatted with one of my Crazy House girls. She confirms that CH was shut down.

Lower Sukhimvit stroll. I was on my way tonight to Asoke Place short time hotel to meet a tasty WeChat student-in-need when she messaged back that she could not go out. So I decided to check out Soi Cowboy. Almost all bars in operation, with girls dancing in bikinis with very toned-down music. Not a single Arab bar coyote in sight, with what looked like normal staff trying to call customers inside. I was thinking to myself how great if it were like this all the time, with the exception of the bikinis. I went down to Crazy House and indeed the sliding door was shut. I saw 4 CH girls sitting in front, one of which I had BF'd before, and she confirmed that no business and no customers for her. While we were chatting some guys came up to the door and the bouncers slid it open. From what I could see, there were some ladies drinking with customers, but no dancing, music or any naughtiness of any kind. I looked down at the girl and got into a kind of lets-get-the-white-out mood and gave her the "bai duai" signal. Off to Asoke Place where they assigned me my usual room and the white was gotten out a short time later. Bargain considering no barfine or drinks, just ST fee. She mentioned that CH operations will resume on 1 Nov, so let's see if the CH spirits rise again on All Saints Day. If they do reopen, it will be a much tamer scene as I doubt they would want to risk further sanctions.

Afterwards decided to stroll up Sukhimvit. Of course no cart bars in operation. Quite a few Africans hanging out, including one particularly nubile specimen hanging out at the cross bridge in front of Westin. Usual SW gang in front of McDo. Walked up to Thermae for a look-see. Instead of doing my usual quick round, I stopped and took a really careful look at the girls. Quite depressing selection of talent, but maybe my satiated state was an influence. My final thought was "I can live without" and observed that some of the ladyboys out front were a sight better than what was inside. Thought to check out more of Sukhimvit, but decided to call it a night.

I heard today that the government has gathered reps from all the television stations that "normal" broadcasting can resume from 14 Nov after the 1 month mourning period. Advertising will resume, but shows will be strictly general audience material. So I expect the "slow slow" situation to continue well to the end of the year given the mood of the government and people. The holiday for King's be-day is on 5 December, so that will form another point to extend the mourning. Enjoy Bangkok, AsianRain.

[Syzygies]

I just video chatted with one of my Crazy House girls. She confirms that CH was shut down. She says she has not worked for a week. I am just glad she is ok. I don't have much more info than that. Stickboy says the bar has been ordered shut until Nov 1 and he speculates a possible name change and no more nudity. But at this point who knows?

Big news. Before they used to get tip offs before a raid or inspection. It is hard to believe nudity will go for too long. I will see what the number 1 waitress thinks will happen.

[Uncle Volodya]

I'm still undecided on what I'm going to do after I land at 11 PM Saturday night. I still have the option of calling in a girl but I still want to take my buddy out too. So when the bars and go-go's are closing at midnight, are the girls mostly just going home like they used to at 2 or 3 AM? How about the freelance street action in the Nana Parking Lot and along Soi Nana? Nothing to be found at 1 or 2 AM? I assume the pop up bars along the Lower Sukhumvit aren't opening as that would be too obvious.

And how about the late night restaurants? Are they closing also? I'm thinking of calling in some girls and just relaxing with a meal and a few beers before heading up to the room.

If everything is closed and there's not even street action, then the final option would be to have a girl buy some beers and meet us in the hotel for a small private party in the room.

Thanks for any additional help on my questions.

There should still be FLS around at 1 AM. And there will be girls form Thermae out on the sidewalk in front too. By 2 AM, though the selection may have completely dried up. So move yoru ass through immigration quickly!

[Socker]

But I think I am done with Thermae. If you don't look Japanese / Korean, forget it. I did pick up some beauties from there on 2 different earlier trips but struck out the last 2 trips. The good looking girls showed no interest in me. Some of the beauties appeared annoyed that I dared ask them out, either quoting me a large Baht number for ST or telling me plainly they would not go. Others waived me out before I even opened my mouth...

At least you gave it an "All American Try" and actually tried talking w / these lazy hookers. I don't bother unless I get a look, any look will do, and then I approach. There are a few exotic lookers in there, they're not classically pretty but sexy nonetheless. I always look for them and have done alright from time to time.

There will always be the stunners that won't look at you, matter of fact, some get a sour look on their face which really makes you think, why am I here. The compensation is the are dead lame fucks and the Ks and Js don't have a problem w / that. I would so they are actually saving me a lot of hassle by being so aloof. I guess I will always want to stop by there for a cold one and see if I can get lucky. It's also good for a few chuckles watching the strange collection of people trying to connect or not connect.

Nice try Lefeu, you get an A for effort. Sounds like you're having a good trip. Good Luck.

[KhaoLao]

I'm still undecided on what I'm going to do after I land at 11 PM Saturday night.

Nana closes sharp at 12. Some places in cowboy closes at 12.30 max.

Only places for you will be Levels, Climaxx and Narz and other usual late night spots, but all of them closes max. At 2 am. I haven't found a place yet which opens longer as 2 am.

[Member #4698]

I just video chatted with one of my Crazy House girls. She confirms that CH was shut down. She says she has not worked for a week. I am just glad she is ok. I don't have much more info than that. Stickboy says the bar has been ordered shut until Nov 1 and he speculates a possible name change and no more nudity. But at this point who knows?

[ShangHangin]

Thursday night (10/27) update from the field:

Cowboy: Overall rather quiet. Lights off outside. Crazy House closed last night. Baccara running all 3 floors, but girls in short skirts and button up tops. Not much skin. (Asking rates: 600 BF, 3000ST.) Similar vibe in other clubs. General takeaway is that overall vibe, energy level low.

Nana: Outside lights on, but dimmed. More energy than Cowboy. Gogos are all in bikini inside. Halter / skirts outside. No nudity on stage but girls are pulling tits out with clients, etc. Rainbow 4 girls all colorful bikini clad (1000 BF, 3000ST), good energy, girls active and drinking with clients. Other gogos pretty much all black and white bikini outfits. Everything closing at midnight.

FLs on the street out front Nana. Quoting as low as 1200ST.

SH.

[Whoreman]

Something tells me that you are not very handsome.

Why the smarmy comment? He could be a Brad Pitt lookalike for all you know, it makes no difference to the fact that Thermae is rubbish if you're not East Asian or happy to pick up their rejects. And anyone can be quoted a high price in a gogo bar. He probably could've negotiated down.

[OfficeMatt]

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