Bangkok Reports

[EverythingThai]

Hi all. Trying to find basics to navigate a 4-6 day stay. Thinking of staying exclusively near khlong toei but at an air bnb. Do you recommend or just go with a traditional hotel? Plan to do the common areas but willing to branch out to Thaniya? And close areas. I'll go to Pimp? And report back what I find. I am into greek and multiples. Prefer young but service wins with manageable looks. Want to maximize my time there so not as cost sensitive. Also, cash is king still. I tried researching before posting so I know how the first post should be more giving then asking. Thanks all. Anyone who messages me directly I can give you the details in Southern MD, Northern Va (avoid right now) and Southern California.

About the pimp. It's nothing like the scene in nana plaza, soi cowboy or patpong. And far from the Pattaya scene. If you can convince a girl to go with you, it will be ST and the prices start at 6000 Baht ST. Then they will only consider it if you are a decent spender. That means paying for their time. How it works is you buy a bottle service package. Then you choose 1 girl for each guy. So, if you are alone, the bill will be higher of course. Then you pay about 1500-2500 Baht for the first hour with each girl and 500-800 Baht for each additional hour. They will drink from your bottle. There is no bar fine. You will need to make a side deal with the girl and they can't leave until at least 2 am. Most girls there won't do BBFS and LT. It will be one shot with a condom. But dam, they are smokin hottttt. The experience will be more of a GFE than a PSE.

For example, my last visit there cost me 25,000 Baht for my bar tab, 10,000 Baht for the lady. Have fun mate.

[Captain Solo]

I have been in Bangkok, Pattaya and various places in Thailand about 10 times, also many places in Asia. I am familiar with So Cal, Tijuana, Mexico.

Had some very sweet sessions with FIWFANS girls. I want to explore areas besides nana and Patpong.

Any bro in town that week want to link up to have some fun, PM me.

Hi all. Trying to find basics to navigate a 4-6 day stay. Thinking of staying exclusively near khlong toei but at an air bnb. Do you recommend or just go with a traditional hotel? Plan to do the common areas but willing to branch out to Thaniya? And close areas. I'll go to Pimp? And report back what I find. I am into greek and multiples. Prefer young but service wins with manageable looks. Want to maximize my time there so not as cost sensitive. Also, cash is king still. I tried researching before posting so I know how the first post should be more giving then asking. Thanks all. Anyone who messages me directly I can give you the details in Southern MD, Northern Va (avoid right now) and Southern California.

[Nyezhov]

Hi all. Trying to find basics to navigate a 4-6 day stay. Thinking of staying exclusively near khlong toei but at an air bnb. Do you recommend or just go with a traditional hotel? Plan to do the common areas but willing to branch out to Thaniya? And close areas. I'll go to Pimp? And report back what I find. I am into greek and multiples. Prefer young but service wins with manageable looks. Want to maximize my time there so not as cost sensitive. Also, cash is king still. I tried researching before posting so I know how the first post should be more giving then asking. Thanks all. Anyone who messages me directly I can give you the details in Southern MD, Northern Va (avoid right now) and Southern California.

Dude go to the hotel section of the forum and see where people are staying. I would stay around the Sukhumvit area. I could recommend you a dozen hotels, go to Agoda and find in your price range. If you can afford pimp, you could afford a super nice hotel. Avoid Thaniya it's a waste of your time. So is Patpong.

[Forty Drinks]

Hey, I got the Gaijin / Farang treatment at the doors to 2 JTV / KTV I wanted to party at. Some pretty ladies all around but no better than going to the bars in Nana Plaza. So I went to a Japanese bar and talked to Mamasan, bought her some drinks (she is 35-40 range but PRETTY). Had a feel, dropped 2 k Baht (less than the 33 k Baht possibility), got a cab to Cowboy and spent a wad on some pretty ladies in bars and took one home for ST (expenisve at 3 k) but she was a delight. Full Service like a nice little PSE. I will repeat with her. Did not so BBFS just BBBJ, DATY, shower COB, CIM.

Overall for the night I got my balls drained, had a feel up of 5-6 nice ladies at Nana places and got boom booms, all for under 10 k.

Teachable Lesson.

3,000 short time is not EXPENSIVE. It's the baseline rate to the girl.

Precious School person had intense negotiations with 2 Hombres last night. Look like kinda Scruffy if you asked me.

Not sure a better quality girl would take them on.

Sorry but I had a 🧠 Freeze. I should have gone across the street and watched till conclusion. Don't know if she took them on.

[Steve 9696]

Hi all. Trying to find basics to navigate a 4-6 day stay. Thinking of staying exclusively near khlong toei but at an air bnb. Do you recommend or just go with a traditional hotel? Plan to do the common areas but willing to branch out to Thaniya? And close areas. I'll go to Pimp? And report back what I find. I am into greek and multiples. Prefer young but service wins with manageable looks. Want to maximize my time there so not as cost sensitive. Also, cash is king still. I tried researching before posting so I know how the first post should be more giving then asking. Thanks all. Anyone who messages me directly I can give you the details in Southern MD, Northern Va (avoid right now) and Southern California.

Hey Nova. Experienced forum contributor check my posts. Interested in any So Cal scene. I travel to La a couple times a year. Done Seeking. Flew a girl from London I know. But would love to learn the local scene. Seems some KTV and Kgirls but tough nut to crack without references. Any and all intell welcome. Meant this as PM but been drinking. Hahaha. Anyhow Pm me!

[Dcrist0527]

Due to a personal issue, my international days might be coming to an end. To the point my next trip may be my last. So I am thinking of doing something new. Maybe a can't miss. I've long heard SE Asia is a prime destination. I have covered South America and Mexico fairly well. So my struggle is deciding between Bangkok and Colombia or Brazil. Of course so much is subjective, but I have a few objective questions.

I enjoy massages, particularly body to body. I also enjoy the bar scene. I like to have a drink or two and get to know a girl before discussing term $. With that in mind, I definitely see me prioritizing the soapies and the gogos. (I'm still researching gogos and have alot to learn) Generally speaking, I seek value and don't seek out the leaat epensive option. But I do stick to a budget. Am I in the right neighborhood to budget somewhere around 16,000 baht (daily) for a quality 90-minute b2 be with at least a BBBJ AND a few drinks and maybe a couple hours with a barfined girl? (Obviously I'm not including food, airfare, hotel, etc. In that total).

I've read alot about the declining quality in looks at the soapies. Personally, I'm picky. Way too picky for a guy with my looks. LOL I am not a trophy hunter. I don't need a 10 to be happy. But I do like a pretty face. I know in Colombia, for example, I can't walk down the street without mentally salivating. Is the massage scene so bad that I'll have to visit multuple spots to find a 7?

Lastly, what is the recommended minimum stay? Or perhaps more to the point, how long does it take you to feel normal after those flights. The flights I'm looking at are 25-31 hours. I'm not staying in Thailand for a month. Say what you want, but this is not a location that I find terribly interesting to me in a tourist sense. In fact, I'm not sure I'd stay 2 weeks. Is it just crazy to make that trip for a week and a half, for example?

Thanks in advance.

[Belvaros]

Looking forward to your report. Hope the grand was $1000 not THB! You won't blow much for the latter! Merry Christmas!

Hey, I got the Gaijin / Farang treatment at the doors to 2 JTV / KTV I wanted to party at. Some pretty ladies all around but no better than going to the bars in Nana Plaza. So I went to a Japanese bar and talked to Mamasan, bought her some drinks (she is 35-40 range but PRETTY). Had a feel, dropped 2 k Baht (less than the 33 k Baht possibility), got a cab to Cowboy and spent a wad on some pretty ladies in bars and took one home for ST (expenisve at 3 k) but she was a delight. Full Service like a nice little PSE. I will repeat with her. Did not so BBFS just BBBJ, DATY, shower COB, CIM.

Overall for the night I got my balls drained, had a feel up of 5-6 nice ladies at Nana places and got boom booms, all for under 10 k.

[NovaThings]

Hi all. Trying to find basics to navigate a 4-6 day stay. Thinking of staying exclusively near khlong toei but at an air bnb. Do you recommend or just go with a traditional hotel? Plan to do the common areas but willing to branch out to Thaniya? And close areas. I'll go to Pimp? And report back what I find. I am into greek and multiples. Prefer young but service wins with manageable looks. Want to maximize my time there so not as cost sensitive. Also, cash is king still. I tried researching before posting so I know how the first post should be more giving then asking. Thanks all. Anyone who messages me directly I can give you the details in Southern MD, Northern Va (avoid right now) and Southern California.

[11Bravo]

At 11 Bravo. This is the best thing I have read here to date. I agree wholeheartedly. Read the forum. Get out there, walk down the sois where the massage parlors are, talk to the ladies, try out a few, or if you like bars (I do not), go to a bar, buy a lady a drink or two and talk to her, maybe barfine her if you like her. Get LINE and use it. I'm in Chiang Mai and am getting laid almost every night, mostly at massage shops, and mostly arranged via LINE. Also, when you walk down the sois and the ladies call out, "handsome man, do you want massage?" remember, it is only your wallet that is "handsome. " But if you talk to them, laugh with them, have a session with them, and have fun with them, maybe you will seem handsome, too. Bottom line is that you'll learn and probably have a good time.

Excellent advice, though it is just common sense. Yes, it's business, but just like when you were working, there were some customers you enjoyed being with, and others you couldn't wait to get out of there, minimal work done. NNNN baht will get you laid. Someone with a friendly attitude, good heart, fun, you'll most likely have an enjoyable time. Someone with a superior attitude, entitled by his race or passport, yes, will get laid, but might not be the fun one was expecting. Personal experience: my 2 fav's, one found by reading the forum, the other by walking down a soi. And LINE keeps me in contact with both. And whether they meet others' definition of hotness, I don't care. They meet MINE and that's the only criteria that counts. Only YOU can make the go / no go decision.

Wow Things has changed. Forums used to be placed to exchanged info but now it seems it just place for sad people going on rants.

Well If this rant has made you feel less depresed then good.

Have a nice whatever.

Guess he's going to take his ball and go home.

Nothing has changed, it is a place for exchanging info. The info is there. Like a library, the books are there, it's just that YOU have to go back in the stacks to look, the librarian won't.

The forum is a place to exchange info, but that doesn't appear to be your intention. You just want others to save you the time of looking back through previous posts (it's all there) and do the donkey work for you.

Once you have tried a few places maybe you will report back on your experiences.

Look on the bright side, at least there wasn't a promise to write an FR on receiving the info (ISG's version of "the check's in the mail").

Ill save the fella from reading 50 pages of Gibberish. There is NO at present a Massage Parlour of Noteworthiness.

There was one pre covid with Hot girls who actyually did massage, Sex was optional but they appreciated you partaking.

AIR BALL.. AIR BALL... .AIR BALL...

Now of course, Basketball is correct IF you accept HIS rules of hotness. Myself, I'll pick a cute girl with a great attitude over an all star starfish. Sure, you can score baskets with both, but the former is so much more fun playing with than the latter. As I've often said, I'm not a form over function type of guy. And if you follow BeachDrone's advice, sometimes you can land that all star with a great attitude, personal experience anyway.

[Llantarnam]

Have been using TF for a couple of weeks, so thought I would give some of my observations:

1) you can set the criteria for who you want to meet (for example ladies in Bangkok under the age of 30) but you cannot force people to respect them. As a result I have had a about 400 responses to my profile, including half the grannies in Thailand who want to be my friend.

2) prices quoted range from 2 k to 20 k (normal price being 2. 5 k - 3. 5 k).

3) Contacts include 2 ladyboys who wanted to show me a good time.

4) one very attractive African girl cancelled at the last minute when she realised that when I said I wanted to stick in her bum hole that actually meant her a*.

5) lots of single mothers.

6) lots of younger girls have braces on their teeth (particularly those that don't smile in their photographs). Do you realy want a blowjob from somebody who has a mouth full of metal.

Overall I like TF, but it can be a bit of a uphill task getting girls to talk to you (even after they have said they are freelancers).

[Llantarnam]

Wow Things has changed. Forums used to be placed to exchanged info but now it seems it just place for sad people going on rants.

Well If this rant has made you feel less depresed then good.

Have a nice whatever.

The forum is a place to exchange info, but that doesn't appear to be your intention. You just want others to save you the time of looking back through previous posts (it's all there) and do the donkey work for you.

Once you have tried a few places maybe you will report back on your experiences.

[PayForIt]

I will report back on a specific joint I'm partying at tonight. Intent is to take 2 ladies and go wild and blow a grand.

YMMV.

Looking forward to your report. Hope the grand was $1000 not THB! You won't blow much for the latter! Merry Christmas!

[MrMr123]

At 11 Bravo. This is the best thing I have read here to date. I agree wholeheartedly. Read the forum. Get out there, walk down the sois where the massage parlors are, talk to the ladies, try out a few, or if you like bars (I do not), go to a bar, buy a lady a drink or two and talk to her, maybe barfine her if you like her. Get LINE and use it. I'm in Chiang Mai and am getting laid almost every night, mostly at massage shops, and mostly arranged via LINE. Also, when you walk down the sois and the ladies call out, "handsome man, do you want massage?" remember, it is only your wallet that is "handsome. " But if you talk to them, laugh with them, have a session with them, and have fun with them, maybe you will seem handsome, too. Bottom line is that you'll learn and probably have a good time.

Wow Things has changed. Forums used to be placed to exchanged info but now it seems it just place for sad people going on rants.

Well If this rant has made you feel less depresed then good.

Have a nice whatever.

[FilthyBeaver]

This place caters to wealthy thais. I've been with Dr's, business men ard generally locals of considerable means that have subscriptions. The subscriptions do include access to girls during club hours to take wherever you want. I believe they tolerate faragns but it's far from a sure thing and more of a money grab / blue ball experience until you crack the nut which will most definitely take more that a night of indiscriminate spending. Not mu kind of place as the kissing is deafening and it's wall to wall people but I was hosted by said wealthy person and I literally had access to anything I wanted. Unfortunately I didn't want anything but to leave.

Follow Steve 9696's advice. I have been to Pimp twice now. I only went the second time because I did not believe it could be as disappointing as the first. It was! Here are the pros and cons of Pimp. Pros. There is a very large line up of girls and the majority (but not all) of them are good quality with one or two stand outs. Probably fair to say the quality is better than any of the bars you will find in Nana. Billboard and Butterflies are decent with some good options but you will be looking at the girls dancing on stage in Pimp and thinking you made a good choice. Providing you have money to burn you could well find the place amazing. Another pro. The private rooms you take girls to are better than your hotel. Some have their own pool table and KTV (Karaoke facility). It is high standard. The rooms are superb and the shows on stay and music are far better than the loud din of Nana. Here are the cons. It's miles from anywhere! You'll be in a cab for 30 minutes if you are are only 14 minutes from Nana. No big deal if you leave early enough. Next con. It is soul-less. Ok you are going for girl company not the vibe, but because the pricing is off the scale you will find that (a) there are not a lot of guys there (b) when a crowd of (mainly Korean) guys do appear they keep themselves to themselves but the the girls know they are big spenders and you may find unless you pick quickly you suddenly get little attention from the best lookers. The prices of drinks and rooms are high. You will be expected to buy a bottle of something (not great if you expect to stay sober ish to perform). You mentioned spending 10 k or more. It's the latter and by some margin. Budget for 20-25 k. You won't be taking girls out of Pimp club. They work inside the club. Sure once in the private room the girls will give you their Line numbers but if you only have one night that's useless to you. People think 20 k is crazy money. Depends what you are used to. It's circa 500-600 euros for an amazing night of entertainment with some great looking girls in luxury. If you were in Europe it would be value for money. But you are not. That's the problem. You just cannot ignore that for that sort of money you can stay in a quality hotel, hit Nana, Soi Cowboy or Thaniya and for that sort of money you could take half of the girls in one of the bars back with you! So despite the quality. And Pimp does feel high class, I am not sure the lack of atmosphere warrants spending that sort of cash.

I would either hit Nana, or I mentioned Thaniya / surrounding area. It gets few mentions on this forum but has become my preferred destination. Sure it's mainly Japanese guys territory but the girls don't care if you are not Japanese if you are generous. I find it, and the Silom area more laid back than Sukumvit / Nana. For a private room and KTV in Thaniya you'll pay 3500 - a long way short of Pimp prices. Hence it's easy to take 2 or 3 girls for a party if that takes your fancy. There are a few decent agogos close by. Have fun and report back.

[BeachDrone]

Interesting question, "Can someone... ", but that's not really THE question, is it? THE question would be: "Will someone..."

Now, if only there were places, threads, in the Thailand section that discussed massage parlors, escort agencies... Wouldn't that be a wonderful world? The sun would be shining, skies of blue, a soft cooling breeze blowing, birds chirping, angels singing. Maybe someday, with unpaid members willing to regurgitate the info members have written into the latest version of ISG BKK Cliff notes.

Over the years of MY experience, I've picked up some translations:
HER: Where you come from? = how fat is your wallet?
HER: How long you stay BKK? = can I quote the tourist price or the resident price?
HER: Where you stay? = What's the travel time and method going to be for my return?
HIM: I read the forum but couldn't find anything. Would someone tell me about xyz? = MY time is valuable, yours isn't, so get cracking there boy, hut, hut.

Now, from my understanding, the latest paid version of ChatGPT, 4. 0, could give you a couple of PAGES of where to go, why, what to do, who to see, etc. , etc. all categorized by oily, soapy, nuru, PSE, ... Truly a wonder to behold. Unfortunately, as other members have pointed out, I'm a Cheap Charlie, so all I have is the free version of ChatGPT, ver. 0.1. So: RTFF.

But who knows? Maybe Basketball will throw a 3 pointer at the buzzer and win the game, answering your question, but history says, "air ball".

And yes, in the time it took to write this, I could have provided some specific info, but what fun is that (for me)? I get my info the old fashioned way: I work for it. If you have the time to punt, you have the time to read.

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For the benefit of the Administrator, to avoid a red card (I like my handle, don't want to lose it): here IS some advice: Load the LINE app on your mobile before arriving. Everyone uses it here (OK, a few also use WeChat, but the Thai default is LINE). It gives you a direct LINE (pun intended) to her, outside of an agency, dating app, bar, MP, etc. Most likely won't beat a bar fine, but certainly makes it easy to contact her again, whether it's a couple of days or a year (even 3 if the next Covid variant shuts things down again - personal experience on the last one). Find out where she's working, if she's working, on restricted duty for the monthlies, etc. Allows conversations outside of any organizational restrictions...

OK Admin, so maybe only a yellow?

At 11 Bravo. This is the best thing I have read here to date. I agree wholeheartedly. Read the forum. Get out there, walk down the sois where the massage parlors are, talk to the ladies, try out a few, or if you like bars (I do not), go to a bar, buy a lady a drink or two and talk to her, maybe barfine her if you like her. Get LINE and use it. I'm in Chiang Mai and am getting laid almost every night, mostly at massage shops, and mostly arranged via LINE. Also, when you walk down the sois and the ladies call out, "handsome man, do you want massage?" remember, it is only your wallet that is "handsome. " But if you talk to them, laugh with them, have a session with them, and have fun with them, maybe you will seem handsome, too. Bottom line is that you'll learn and probably have a good time.