Bangkok Reports

[Syzygies]

After my first seven or eight rejections in a row for what I would want from those rare cuties in Beergarden Soi 7, I just resigned myself to going in there with friends who like the place as a mongering venue and to eat the food. Still, that amounts to at least one visit there per month over the past 6 years.

I went there with a friend who wanted to go there maybe only 2 or 3 times ever. Most friends had little interest in it. Never took a girl to fuck from Biergarten (or is it Beer Garden) ever, unless my Alzheimers is getting bad. Hence would have little idea about fluctuation of Talent levels but I never saw any.

[EihTooms]

Without a doubt, most of the girls there are old and ugly. However, there are some cuties in there once in a while. I actually enjoy Biergarten more than Thermae. I know the girls at Thermae are much better looking, but sitting in Thermae and having a beer sucks. Biergarten is a much more pleasant environment to sit and have a few beers.

After my first seven or eight rejections in a row for what I would want from those rare cuties in Beergarden Soi 7, I just resigned myself to going in there with friends who like the place as a mongering venue and to eat the food. Still, that amounts to at least one visit there per month over the past 6 years. And while I am there I do what has been mentioned in this exchange; meet and chat with whoever has potential sitting next to me, comes over to me, draws me over to them, see what happens. And my answer to that last part is nothing much positive happens. For me, that is. Which I am fine with.

Weirdly, I have a much better rate of success for either BBBJ+CIM or BBFS+CIP with the younger, better looking girls in Thermae than with any of the women in Beergarden Soi 7, from the rare cuties to the marginally passable ones. Hard for it not to be better and a lot better! lol. I have no idea why that is so, but there it is.

[EihTooms]

I had a buddy who went to Dr. BJ's almost every day when he visited Bangkok. There was one girl there he absolutely raved about. The one and only time I tried Dr. BJ's was with that girl. I thought the BJ was mediocre and never returned.

I only recall taking one girl there in the past, but took her many times. It was EE, their first Super Star with the signature horn-rimmed glasses. She took them off during the session if you asked her to. I might have taken another girl there once, but don't recall now.

Even as their Super Star, EE would invariably stop about two strokes too soon, which sometimes actually caused pain in my dick and I would hurriedly reach down and do those last two strokes with my own hand because she had already pulled away and was beginning to stand up! LOL. I had to remind her not to do that before every session, to please do just two more long strokes before bailing out after she thinks I am done. If I didn't mention it before each session, she never remembered it on her own. She had too many customers to remember such a thing about one on her own, I suppose.

[Robert Long]

Without a doubt, most of the girls there are old and ugly. However, there are some cuties in there once in a while. I actually enjoy Biergarten more than Thermae. I know the girls at Thermae are much better looking, but sitting in Thermae and having a beer sucks. Biergarten is a much more pleasant environment to sit and have a few beers.

Yup, a good place to sit and have a few beers at a good price. Good music and the food is not bad. Just wait for the diamond in the rough. There are always a few under 40 and ready to go. They all speak English so it makes it easy to define and agree on services and rates. No disappointments here, they are as horny as we are.

Crazy house is to small. Loaded with smoking Asians and just too crowded. The servers push the ladies on to the Asian boys and wait for the drink order. They had too many ladies on the stage when I went in and busy upstairs. An idiot at the door that wants a drink order before you go in and pay 170 baht for a beer. But they do have the best tall and shapely ladies in Cowboy.

RL.

[EihTooms]

Good report to introduce this bar.

I don't think the name of the bar is at all relevant. Does not have to mean anything. They have to come up with something for the name. Yes few bars have the word "bar" in the name (at least I am guessing that. Never paid massive attention to such a detail). Maybe there are exceptions "Mercury Bar"? "Enter Bar"? (not even sure). Seems redundant though unless name is an adjective or verb needing a Noun. Ha ha. I am happy with you just calling it "Geisha" or Geisha bar, no problem at all.

The girls maybe trained not to hassle the customers. It is not that uncommon in bars for girls to dash outside to join the attempted customer pulling. I think if you want to buy a girl a drink, should be up to you to give her the signal if she looks in your direction, or to even go tell her, or get a staff member to do so. Some girls are very shy about being proactive or pushy. Indeed I hate pushy girls, myself.

So nothing in your report really put me off at all, except potentially the girls might not be pretty enough to hold my interest long. I would still go for a look for sure. Price of lady drinks and customer drinks can be a topic of interest, especially lady drinks, since can vary a lot. However you would not know if never bought one obviously.

Syzy, I don't recall any girl striking me as fitting your generally cited specs. But I am usually not in a "taking notes for a future report" mode during those times. Just cruising around with a positive attitude and seeing if I am inspired one way or another. I do recall my plain club sodas were 120 baht each at the 9PM hour. But, you're right that I did not find out how much a Lady Drink costs (or a beer or other alcoholic beverage) because I did not invite a lady to order one. Also, we know these new bars can swing far and wide on the issue of appealing lineups at first. One week it is bleak, the next week it is fine, the next week bleak again, etc. LOL. Remember that happening at Butterflies when it first opened?

On the name of the place, when I first looked up from the ground level of Nana Plaza and saw it simply as "Geisha" (although I did not make such a mental note of it that I was sure about that the next day), the thought occurred to me that IF the owners had intended any meaning at all to it other than simply a familiar Asian word for a certain kind of female, they might have been implying they intended to cater to a primarily Japanese customer base. And there was also the possibility that it was not going to be a typical go-go bar per se but a bar employing girls who will drink with, entertain and even dance for customers but are not typically available for sex. The classic definition of "Geisha". LOL. Much like some bars on Soi Cowboy that are mostly filled with non barfineable Coyotes.

Again, that was only from looking at the top floor signage from the ground level before I climbed the two floors up to go inside.

But the main reason I wanted to mention in passing about possibly being wrong about the exact name of the place with that one sentence early in my report was for the sake of the Search feature here and a certain kind of confusion about the names and locations of places that pops up every now and then. We don't know but that in a few months there will be a "Geisha BKK", a "Geisha Bar" or even a "Geisha Boy" in the area, brought to us by the fine folks who brought us "Geisha"!

After all, in and around Nana Plaza we already have a Mandarin Bar (upstairs) and a Mandarin Bar (upstairs upstairs), which have caused some confusion here in the past, a Twister and now a Twister BKK that have already caused some confusion, several Rainbow Bars, one that started out as Rainbow 4, switched to Rainbow 5 and is now back to Rainbow 4 again, and a collection of Hillary Bars. I just thought it might be a good idea to try to be as specific as possible about this bar in the first mention of it in this thread.

[GrapeMan]

OK good to know. Didn't know I could walk in and see more girls. I never paid attention to all the Bangkok BJ bar posts in the past but now just want to try one.

Are there still BJ bars near Patpong? I remember reading about some in the past.

I think Star of Light is still open, and not sure its the same as the other bars, as I've never bothered to go there when there are all the other places on Sukhumvit. Never been a big fan of the patpong area or nightlife there.

[Banana Boi]

. Unlike other areas, places like Wood, Chrome, and Eden's don't have all or even most of their girls hanging outside, so don't be turned off on that. When you go in though, the numbers and quality go up a lot. .

OK good to know. Didn't know I could walk in and see more girls. I never paid attention to all the Bangkok BJ bar posts in the past but now just want to try one.

Are there still BJ bars near Patpong? I remember reading about some in the past.

[GrapeMan]

We are going through a period of notably low quality of looks at the most easily surveyed BJ Bars in the area; L0litas, Kasalong and Wood Bar. None of the 3-4 above average lookers who could have been seen and taken at some point during the day or night shift have been working in them for a few months now. And EE, the first Super Star at Dr. BJ's Salon (now Wood Bar), left 2-3 years ago and took almost all of her higher standards influence at that bar with her, IMO.

Man EE was always occupied or not present when I went, heard about her, saw pics, was excited, but always not available. I had some great ones though, all of which I believe are gone now.

Whats the best one going now? Or all they all on the level I assume. Last time I was abound doing it, I guess they were all offering about the same quality.

[GrapeMan]

I had a buddy who went to Dr. BJ's almost every day when he visited Bangkok. There was one girl there he absolutely raved about. The one and only time I tried Dr. BJ's was with that girl. I thought the BJ was mediocre and never returned.

Guess everyone has their style. I've had some really really great service there, mixed in with some mediocre ones, that well, you have, its over and you move on. In the older days I'd put its quality in the top tier of BJ bars (especially that they had a large staff to choose from really helped) and that they would often do 2 shots (depending on you and the girl). Now, prob just run of the mill.

[Nyezhov]

By the way I was in Spasso Saturday night. Had some wonderful (overpriced) cocktails, watched Lukaku finally score a goal and watched the goings on. Girl score: 3-4 generous on a scale of 10. Older, fat, roboboobs and generally unattractive. The dudes were no better, old and fat, not like I'm anything to write home about, but at least I don't have some 5000 B milfish heifer hanging on my arm. There was one Indian looking girl who was slim, elegant, exotic and beautiful. From the waist up. Her bottom looked like the back end of a 67 VW Beetle. If you are an ass man she was for you.

I went to Thermae too. Surprisingly uncrowded. 20% doable to my standards. But I was was drink limped by then so just went home.

[Shank6400]

Does anyone know of a service where I can have 2 or 3 GFE style girls with me to guide me through Payttya and BKK. Sort on my person guides that I play with at night. Any suggestions or can someone point me in the right direction?

[Nyezhov]

We are going through a period of notably low quality of looks at the most easily surveyed BJ Bars in the area; L0litas, Kasalong and Wood Bar. None of the 3-4 above average lookers who could have been seen and taken at some point during the day or night shift have been working in them for a few months now. And EE, the first Super Star at Dr. BJ's Salon (now Wood Bar), left 2-3 years ago and took almost all of her higher standards influence at that bar with her, IMO.

I rolled past the those bars at midnight on Saturday, the stuff outside was horrible.

[Sum12]

I was walking by Landmark hotel yesterday around 12 and saw this CIS lady sitting there. Black hair, kind of heavy, big lips probably made up. Had a good time at Nana and was returning back around 2 and she was still there. Anyone know who she is? Thinking of approaching her but already had my share of fun. Also is it ok if I just approach her at the landmark and ask her for a drink and maybe take it from there. I have seen her just sit there many times in the past as well. In fact for a couple of months ago as well.

[EihTooms]

Soi 7/1 is oddly sometimes just completely deserted except a handful of workers hanging out, and its not many. I've never figured it out, guessing when people go down that street, they know what they are looking for and find it and go in, or leave quickly so no need to have everyone out or whatever. Unlike other areas, places like Wood, Chrome, and Eden's don't have all or even most of their girls hanging outside, so don't be turned off on that. When you go in though, the numbers and quality go up a lot. All that said, its a long way from the Dr. BJ's days of quality and amount of girls in the spots there. Dr. BJ's was truly a special spot in its day.

We are going through a period of notably low quality of looks at the most easily surveyed BJ Bars in the area; L0litas, Kasalong and Wood Bar. None of the 3-4 above average lookers who could have been seen and taken at some point during the day or night shift have been working in them for a few months now. And EE, the first Super Star at Dr. BJ's Salon (now Wood Bar), left 2-3 years ago and took almost all of her higher standards influence at that bar with her, IMO.

[Smoothy]

All that said, its a long way from the Dr. BJ's days of quality and amount of girls in the spots there. Dr. BJ's was truly a special spot in its day.

I had a buddy who went to Dr. BJ's almost every day when he visited Bangkok. There was one girl there he absolutely raved about. The one and only time I tried Dr. BJ's was with that girl. I thought the BJ was mediocre and never returned.