Bangkok Reports

[Whoreman]

Tonight was my third and final time with Offdek and similar sideline websites. I saw a nice looking 19-year old with good reviews so I added her Line and received a Tiktok video that confirmed she's my type. The subsequent problems were a result of the nature of the Offdek system. The website profiles are obviously created by agents, often using identical wording. They also control the Line accounts and have no idea what is acceptable to the girls in terms of customers or services provided. And then there's the problem of double booking which I've seen mentioned in the customer reviews. So tonight, mindful of the fact that the second girl I tried wasted a lot of time before letting me in her room and counted the time I was waiting downstairs as part of the 40 minutes, I arrived 10 minutes early. The agent told me to wait. 20 minutes later I saw some old Thai guy come down and go to the carpark so that was probably the previous customer and 5 minutes later I got the room number. I went up, knocked on the door several times and could clearly hear somebody moving in the room after every knock but she didn't open it. I'm sure she looked through the peephole, saw a white guy and refused to answer. More fucking about with the line account just made it clear that it was indeed an agent who had absolutely no idea what was going on. So what Offdek has to offer is cheap but average looking women with a risk of looks and service that don't match the profile or worse still faffing about in a hotel for 30 minutes and looking like a total arse in front of the staff. I'm sticking to massage parlours in future. They are slightly more expensive but at least they change the sheets between customers.

[SexIsLove]

I've seen that in Thai porn before. It looks totally gross and I thought the guy had some kind of disease so it doesn't surprise me that some girls prohibit it.

A lot of Filipino guys do this as well with beads. At least that was the case in the 80's, have not hung around with that crowd since.

[Whoreman]

Not sure but I have a qualified guess, my Thai girlfriend showed me pictures of what Thai men do to their dicks to give the girl more pleasure.

They insert pearls inside the skin on the shaft of their dicks, like bumps some dildos have.

Sure looked ting tong!

I've seen that in Thai porn before. It looks totally gross and I thought the guy had some kind of disease so it doesn't surprise me that some girls prohibit it.

[Whoreman]

I've used offdek. Went to a hotel girl was said to be 22 when I got there she was closer to 32 and clearly they used apps to make her look way better. I still went with it as it was only 1200 and I was there already. Shit experience overall.

Most girls are fine with farang. The problem is getting girls to go BB is very difficult. You're usually talking to pimps and not one has agreed to BB even if I offered a tip. You would have to go to the room and try to get the girl in person to BB. Much better going to the plaza seeing the girl in person and asking no condom right there and not dealing with all the BS.

Some of the photos are so obviously touched up the face looks more 2 D than 3 D. I wouldn't use these websites if you don't have a high level of confidence in your ability to identify these.

The second of these website girls I tried claimed to be 24 and looked exactly that. In fact, she looked better than in her photos and video. She turned out to be a nasty little harlot, in both a good and bad sense. She fucked around between me arriving at the hotel and her letting me into the room so I didn't get my full 40 minutes, washed me in the shower like I was an object rather than a human, and wasted time brushing her teeth but then refused to kiss me even though that was a service advertised in her profile. On the positive side though she licked my body and "eggs" and sucked my dick with great enthusiasm, and was very skilful at knowing what position I wanted her in (play all the poses) and getting into that position like the obedient little fucktoy she is. In particular, unlike most Thai girls who hunch their backs during doggy, she arched her back perfectly with her arms stretched forward, her head right down and her arse right up while moaning wildy.

But I would say for most guys who post here, the risk of ending up with a girl whose looks and service are far below expectations is too high and you would be better off sticking to Nana.

[Franciscass]

Well Google translate often comes up with complete nonsense or appearing to mean the exact opposite of the actual meaning but the most common prohibitions are customers on drugs, BBFS, sex toys, anal and sadism.

Some more examples of cute translation.

Can Lick eggs, Lick Jimi. Can break your mouth. Can be completed according to the torso or chest.

Face crack +300 baht crack in the mouth +300. Can take out the nipple, can massage it. Feeling thin frame. Work as you like.

You can play all the poses, not frustrating.

Burning, Burning well Honey no matter Lower fit-nod, easy to install Do not get size more than 56 "(for fear of looseness 555).

Secretion of elixir into the mouth, add 400.

Secretion Amrit water on my face, add 400.

Sex toy add 300 (item pair Sky).

Cosplay 300 (awaiting repair sewing).

Pearl / 500-1000 do not add (on this, let me talk to Mike. Single brothers and sisters, others will be jealous).

1200 baht / 1 water / 40 minutes.

1400 baht / 1 water / 60 minutes.

(this price includes room and bags).

[Tummen]

Any idea what this means, seems to pop up a lot of profiles.

"Do not accept the elder who do mana. Implant pearl injection. Ask for permission.

Not sure but I have a qualified guess, my Thai girlfriend showed me pictures of what Thai men do to their dicks to give the girl more pleasure.

They insert pearls inside the skin on the shaft of their dicks, like bumps some dildos have.

Sure looked ting tong!

[GinAndTonic555]

I've used offdek. Went to a hotel girl was said to be 22 when I got there she was closer to 32 and clearly they used apps to make her look way better. I still went with it as it was only 1200 and I was there already. Shit experience overall.

Most girls are fine with farang. The problem is getting girls to go BB is very difficult. You're usually talking to pimps and not one has agreed to BB even if I offered a tip. You would have to go to the room and try to get the girl in person to BB. Much better going to the plaza seeing the girl in person and asking no condom right there and not dealing with all the BS.

[Whoreman]

Any idea what this means, seems to pop up a lot of profiles.

"Do not accept the elder who do mana. Implant pearl injection. Ask for permission.

Well Google translate often comes up with complete nonsense or appearing to mean the exact opposite of the actual meaning but the most common prohibitions are customers on drugs, BBFS, sex toys, anal and sadism.

[Franciscass]

Overall this isn't the holy grail of mongering that it's occasionally presented as. Although my experience is extremely limited, it seems unlikely you're going to find many 1000 baht stunners. You'll easily find girls equal in quality to 80% of go-go girls though and for less than half the price. I paid 1200 baht for 40 minutes and will definitely try other girls but for those reluctant to try it out, you're not missing out on anything amazing.

Any idea what this means, seems to pop up a lot of profiles.

"Do not accept the elder who do mana. Implant pearl injection. Ask for permission.

[EihTooms]

Tell him to check out Don Don Donki inside The Market Bangkok, next to the Big C Super Store opposite Central World.

I noticed they had many costumes like those for sale months before Halloween so it must be a regular sales item there.

Following up on my previous post, I stopped in that Don Don Donki store today, saw they were still selling ladies' costumes but did not see any quite as sexy as the ones in those pics. They had the usual Playboy Bunnie, French Maid, Sailor Moon/High School Girl, Cheerleader stuff. But not with skirts as short as the the ones in those pics.

Of course, any seamstress working a sewing machine on the street can remedy that in about 20 minutes for 60 baht I suppose.

[PedroMorales]

Uhhh he asked for Bangkok.

He just has to ask any bar girl. That easy.

[AssLover945]

I recall a shop in Patpong (Silom) a few years ago. Near Bada Bing Go Go.

Don't know if still open.

Yup in patpong soi 2.

I will tell him that, thanks for reminder.

[AssLover945]

Why not just buy online rather than wandering around feeling awkward?

He stays in a house shared with others, so I assume getting it by post / courier may not have been possible.

[AssLover945]

Lots of Pattaya shops selling that crap to go go girls and so on in Central Road and 3rd Road and others. Ask the go go girls. They are Oracles of Delphi on crap like this.

Uhhh he asked for Bangkok.

[Whoreman]

*****man, thanks for you honest & straight forward report. I agree with you that this venue along with the Kapoo Clubs warrant more exploration. It is not El Dorado, the Lost City of Gold, but considering the price we shouldn't expect it to be. Just some nice looking girls with good attitudes is all that is required.

BTW, where was the girl's rendezvous hotel?

Ratchada 17.

It's worth exploration for a certain kind of monger, especially those who like the massage parlour scene and can speak a reasonable level of Thai. It would just be a frustrating waste of time for your average farang who likes picking up girls in bars.

I did try out some kapoo clubs years ago. The girls were much higher quality, often genuine students, but in the end paying to have a girl wank me off is not my thing. I know you can develop a relationship and then she'll do more but for me that defeats the whole purpose of paying for it.