Bangkok Reports

[Jamie69]

Sorry this is a very late report.

This was my first visit to Thailand apart from a very short trip with a non mongering friend when I was around 18. We went to Patpong but there was no action had and I was going to make up for missed opportunities 20 years later.

I arrived in Bangkok on my way home from Australia in January. It was quite late around 11. 00 pm and I was knackered so was not expecting much from my first night. Taxi from airport was easy and I had tried to book Nana Hotel but they had not replied to my e-mail. But headed there anyway. As we got closer my tiredness started to disappear as I saw more and more beauties and by the time we pulled into the parking lot I had spotted Nana Plaza opposite and I knew I had to get there asap. Crap recepton at the hotel but they fixed me up with a room. It was good enough as it was clean enough (no cockroaches) had Wifi and was just across from the action. I was keen to go so showered and got out here quickly.

Got grabbed at by a couple of the ladyboys as I made my way across the road but made it safely (heart beating like shit) and entered the Plaza. At first site it was less busy and maybe smaller than expected and I did a lap of the ground floor to try to take it in. As I ended the lap a couple of guys doing the same thing said we 'we walked too quickly' and I had made the same mistake. So I grab a beer and sit to watch the goings on. First impressions after the beer is that it is really much more chilled out there than I had expected. I spotted a black girl leaving who caught my eye (I was not anticipating too many and I do prefer black so that was a good sign). Anyhow time was ticking so I decided to do the whot etour so ventured up the broken escalator and looked around. I decided that I wanted a quick ST to leave myself an option for LT, and hooked up with a bar girl pretty quickly. It was good but I would not repeat as I wanted to have as much fun as possible.

After this I had a few beers in the bar oppoiste NP by the hotel. There was a shit hot black girl in there but she was with someone so I watched her and the cummings anf goings until closing. As the offical bar closed plastic chairs and a cool box were placed on the pavement and a temporary bar was opened LOL. Anyhow the black girl had gone and I decided to call it a night and went to the hotel. But the drink and girls got the better of me and I decided to venture out just to see if I could snare someone for the night. I think I went down Soi 5 and I could see girls on the opposite side but had to walk a while before I came across a bridge to cross whcih I did. Walking back I came across some black girls and to my delight one I had spotted earlier who I quickly took back with me and saw again over my trip as she was so good.

Next night I ventured to soi cowboy and had a good time in one of the bars ther with two floors and the glass ceiling. I took a girl from there. Not a dancer but she was outside and I feared the worst as I thought she was too hot but to my surprise she was an animal in bed too. Next night I tried Patpong but it was a bad experience. Went upstairs to a joint following another group in thinking more safety in numbers. I sat down and an ugly fat bird sat next to me. Tere was a fatter uglier one stripping on stage. I ordered a beer and the fat girl asked for one but I refused. Next thing there are two drinks placed in fron of me and no bill arrives. Stood up and demanded the bill which was inclusive of stage show and girly drink. Kicked up a fuss and got it down but still ended up paying way over the odds and never finished my drink.

Had a few days in Pattaya before returning and just took in NP and the delights there which were great. Took a better room in Nana Hotel which was worth the money. I like this place as it is so convenient to just take the money you need and slip back for more when you need it. Also booked viagra, kamagra and cialis easily and all worked fine.

[BKK Dreaming]

Nana Parking lot is still 1000-1500 Baht,

There are a few girls that will only do 1500 baht, they seem to get it so have no reason to take less,

If they want 1500 and you like them, well "what the hell" you are on vacation,

As far as 700, I guess with that "you get what you pay for" and I think you will get more of a rush job at that low price,

It does cost these girls some money to "work" the parking lot, many live a long way from Nana and need to take a taxi home if its later than the BTS runs, plus hair, make-up and clothes.

If you are told 2000 baht or more its just a polite way of saying they do not want to go with you, no big deal, thats one of the reasons they are there, they get to pick if they want to "go with you"

BK

[Cunning Linguist]

For Nana carpark. 1000 baht is still the going rate. I've even negotiated down to 700 which is quite easy especially if you use the short time rooms nearby.

That is good news indeed. Thanks for the info. As for combatting the hideous Ladyboys, I will give a little monetary gift to the Nana Hotel guards and ask them to warn me whether the she really is a she (there are rare occasions that you can be fooled). The guards check their IDs. Last year, when I protested in utter disgust when a ladyboy tried to pass as a girl, the guards explained in a chuckle that they didn't intervene because many Farangs like ladyboys. Ugh! After that, they were prepared to warn me.

I really do prefer the Nana Parking Lot to the gogo dancers. Last year, I had a rough couple of times one night but then I hit the jackpot.

[Member #4698]

The coffee shops won't be around much longer. (for non-residents)

Yes, I know. That's why I am paying one last visit to Ams in October before the ax comes down. It is like going to your favorite bar a few weeks before prohibition. I think the Dutch may regret their hasty decision, who knows? But maybe it is time to get a Oregon drivers license. Portland in 2012. Does Portland even have a red light district?

[Mangofan]

This begs the question: is sex rising so much so quickly there? Last year, I regularly paid 1, 000. 1,500 baht for short time in the Nana Hotel parking lot. Is this still the case or has it gone up so much? Just asking, especially when I am going to Nana parking lot this week! I prefer there because there is a chance the girls are not shaven but I am wary of disgusting ladyboys which makes the place "dangerous".

For Nana carpark. 1000 baht is still the going rate. I've even negotiated down to 700 which is quite easy especially if you use the short time rooms nearby.

[LittleBigMan]

There are several articles reporting that Thai hookers get the majoirty of their HIV infections from their Thai BF's.

Thai men rarely wear condoms with Thai girls.

Several years ago maybe 3, I was at a Expat meeting one Sunday and the guest speakers were two well known doctors who specialized in this area. One was foreign and one Thai. Within their presentation and statistics the one the stood out was the majority of new infections in Thailand came from foreigners.

Believe as you will? LBM

[Seven Spot]

The coffee shops won't be around much longer. (for non-residents)

http://travelblog.dailymail.co.uk/20...therlands.html

I agree Amsterdam is not the best destination for the girly action and you must state everything you want before you step into a girl's storefront like complete nudity and kissing or they will try to squeeze another 20 Euros out of you. It happened to me: a pretty Australian girl refused to take off her bra unless I agreed to fork over another 20. I paid up, but never again. The sex was alright with her surprisingly. But the number one rule in AMS is ALWAYS NEGOTIATE BEFORE YOU STEP IN! Furthermore the hotels in Amsterdam are way overpriced and rooms are very small. That's why I fly twice as far, twice as long to get to south East Asia.

But AMS has coffee shops and I enjoy wandering around the red light district with a vacant smile on my face. And occasionally an attractive girl will pull me into her bedroom. So when you look at it this way, Amsterdam is better than OK. It is great. When they get that in Thailand or PI or anywhere else let me know. Do you have any idea how much better Pattaya would be with legal coffee shops on 2nd road? Hanging around beer bars all day long – you got to be kidding me. But, with Thailand I can understand a little why they don't cotton to the idea. Thailand is a fairly prosperous nation. The leaders believe it is not worth the trouble despite all the money it would bring into the economy. But, I can't figure out why a poor country like the Philippines does not decriminalize. It would bring in 100's of billions of Dollars and Euros every year. And fuck the American and European governments. What are they going to do about it? They can't even kill Gadaffi or stop the mass murders in Syria.

[Cunning Linguist]

I have lived in BKK for three years, and read this site everyday but never said anything. So here goes.

*Sex costs 1900 to 2600 baht in Bangkok. Anything less is cheap, any thing more is stupid. Talking about the price with the girl is also stupid.

Happy Mongering.

This begs the question: is sex rising so much so quickly there? Last year, I regularly paid 1, 000. 1,500 baht for short time in the Nana Hotel parking lot. Is this still the case or has it gone up so much? Just asking, especially when I am going to Nana parking lot this week! I prefer there because there is a chance the girls are not shaven but I am wary of disgusting ladyboys which makes the place "dangerous".

[Member #4698]

Amsterdam is a big rip-off. What I paid there for 20 minutes with a Thai girl I could have had her spend two nights with her in BKK.

I agree Amsterdam is not the best destination for the girly action and you must state everything you want before you step into a girl's storefront like complete nudity and kissing or they will try to squeeze another 20 Euros out of you. It happened to me: a pretty Australian girl refused to take off her bra unless I agreed to fork over another 20. I paid up, but never again. The sex was alright with her surprisingly. But the number one rule in AMS is ALWAYS NEGOTIATE BEFORE YOU STEP IN! Furthermore the hotels in Amsterdam are way overpriced and rooms are very small. That's why I fly twice as far, twice as long to get to south East Asia.

But AMS has coffee shops and I enjoy wandering around the red light district with a vacant smile on my face. And occasionally an attractive girl will pull me into her bedroom. So when you look at it this way, Amsterdam is better than OK. It is great. When they get that in Thailand or PI or anywhere else let me know. Do you have any idea how much better Pattaya would be with legal coffee shops on 2nd road? Hanging around beer bars all day long – you got to be kidding me. But, with Thailand I can understand a little why they don't cotton to the idea. Thailand is a fairly prosperous nation. The leaders believe it is not worth the trouble despite all the money it would bring into the economy. But, I can't figure out why a poor country like the Philippines does not decriminalize. It would bring in 100's of billions of Dollars and Euros every year. And fuck the American and European governments. What are they going to do about it? They can't even kill Gadaffi or stop the mass murders in Syria.

[BionicMan]

. but what is LB?

It should be a Lady Bar. Otherwise it is someone we can't talk about in this forum, LOL.

[Luvpuss]

Amsterdam is a big rip-off. What I paid there for 20 minutes with a Thai girl I could have had her spend two nights with her in BKK.

Of course Thailand is cheaper.

But, in my opinion, if you are a true monger, have some money, and want to experience as much as possible that mongering offers, I believe at least one trip to Amsterdam should be on the list. The uniqueness of the girls from all over Eastern Europe in those windows was different and fun for me. I was able to take one when she got off work, LT. We took the train and stayed at her Apartment.

If you are into weed (I am not) and girls, it is fun for a few days.

[Member5555]

Be a little more specific as the rates vary greatly between Gogo, MP, SW, FL, or LB

Thanks for the quick reply and sorry for the late one but what is LB? And I would look for some clean place like may be a good massage parlor, a reputable bar in case of the infamous bar girls. Also, request some info on what the lady drinks cost like, a range or something. Don't want to be in for a rude shock if I can avoid it.

[Oidar]

Which is exactly why so many of us go there! Mango, Tulip, Snow White, and Victoria are about the only places where you can rely on getting really good no holes barred sex in BKK.

Uncovered right? I used to be a regular at these places, and after my second visit with almost any girl there were no more condoms. At first I would tell myself I'm young and handsome they do not do this with everyone. But I was kidding myself. Maybe not everyone but 40% of thier customers fuck no condom.

That is why I would much rather take my chances with a bar girl who fuck a few guys a week, than a massage girl who fucks a few a day.

Believe me MANGOfan I have no personal interest any massage girl, I just know some because I would wait until midnight to meet massage girls so I would not have to pay the shop. 90% of all the massage girls I have met would give thier mobile, and be ok with waiting until midnight.

[Goatscrot]

I know the price is 2000-4000 baht. I do not need to say "Tao rai?". Discussing prices with hookers (or asking what you can and can't do, like apparently you do Amsterdam) is boring.

I could also tell you Apple and Cherry's real names. I can tell you that they live in a apartment together with Kan also. I have been there. I can also tell you, as I am sure you are well aware of, if there is any place in Bangkok to go if one is seeking no holds barred, dirty sex it is Mango Massage. Which is why I stay away from the place.

Which is exactly why so many of us go there! Mango, Tulip, Snow White, and Victoria are about the only places where you can rely on getting really good no holes barred sex in BKK. Honestly for the most part I find Thai women to pale in comparison to Farang women when it comes to imagination and psychological interplay in the sack. Thai women (yes, even hookers) are for the most part shy creatures. While many working girls have had more meters of penis in them than four olympic sized swimming pools, many still consider some of the "fantasies" that we would consider normal, quite dirty. BUT, they positives of Thai women over-ride that huge downside. They are really most agreeable companions. The Chinese did not come here a couple of hundred years ago for the weather.

[Goatscrot]

You mean hot young women enjoy dating attractive young men?

You must be kidding. I for one am shocked.

Damn funny! 5555+