Bangkok Reports

[Mangga]

I passed through Bangkok for two nights recently, after some time away. Had a couple of nights of fun at Soi Cowboy. A few observations.

Cactus Bar. Very sad that the old owner seems to have moved on and the bar has lost much of its old character. The new lit-up bar adds nothing to the ambience. The slightly faded rundown feel of the olde place was part of its charm. Of course it was always a bit hit and miss in terms of the quality of the fucklets. Mostly nude, which is a must for me. But sometimes the Cactus girls would have been better off as fully clothed waitresses. Truly awful some of them. But from time to time there was some real gems that got my cock rising. And if the girl in question gave my pants some extra attention while I fondled her naked tits, then so much the better! I always liked that the nude dancers would sit with you with their tits out, even if they did put some panties on. Unfortunately, fully nude groping ala Crazy House was not on the cards.

The previous time I had frequented Cactus was one of those times when I lucked out with the nude dancing fucklets. Two very delectable morsels were on the stage. One with a classicly beautiful figure, with very nicely shaped tits, firm arse and everything else very nicely proportioned. The other had big tits, though perhaps a little pendulous, and the rest of her body was not quite so well proportioned as the first fucklet. To my slight surprise I found the big titted fucklet turned me on the most, even though most measures would have rated the other girlie as more beautiful. Perhaps this proved that, deep down, I'm really at tit man at heart! Anyway, I beckoned both of them to sit with me, ordered both a LD and started to have some fun. Full on tit groping and cock strocking (only through my pants, of course). Paradise in Bangkok again.

Best of all, they both had excellent attitudes and seemed rather sweet and naive. Perhaps they were newbies. This made them even more appealing. I don't like the "professional" style, which can seem very unauthentic. I chatted with them for quite a while, making full use of their very delectable bodies Unfortunately I wasn't in the postion to BF either but, had I been able to, I think I would have fucked the big-titted fucklet. Or maybe I might have taken both of them for some fully naked cock stroking.

Anway, on my recent visit I found the place full of coyote-style girls with very modest bikini type outfits. (Maybe they weren't literally coyotes, but they felt like it compared to the free-and-easy sluttiness of the olde Cactus girls.) Worst of all, they have those stupid pantyhose on! Which makes them seem even more off-limits and covered up. I've noticed that's a new trend in a number of bars in Cowboy. Are these bars owned by the same owner, who seems to want to lock up the girls' pussies in nylon? Just for a test, I sat with one of the bikini-clad girls and bought her a LD. She was friendly enough and followed my instructions when I put her hand on my cock. She also didn't object when I managed to work my hand through the formidable barriers of padding, wires, and I don't know what else, of her bikini top and finally got my hands on one of her tits. But it felt like Friday night at the movies, 1950's style. No chance of getting those titties out. My hand couldn't move because it was so tight and constricted inside the fortress-bra.

Crazy House. This is obviously now the number one bar if you like plenty of up-close-and-personal with some barely clad fucklets. And many totally unclad fucklets. And that is sure what I like in a bar! Having a number of totally nude fuck toys wandering around the bar or sitting on stools is like nothing else. On my visit I had been ogling one very sweet little thing showing off all her glory on the stage. Small tits, but young innocent face and a great little shapely arse. We had exchanged a few smiles and suggestive moves as she danced. On my way back from the toilet she was sitting on a stool near the lift, so I couldn't resist the chance to test out her sweet little titties. Yes they were real! (as if I didn't know). She smiled but didn't follow me to my seat. But the mamasan had seen this little interchange and told her to go and sit with me. So suddenly this little nude spinner was sitting on my lap. And yes, the rest of her body felt as good as her little bitty tities and very long nipples. I even had a bit of fun with her pussy, which she didn't object to. This went on for the space of two LDs and two dance cycles until she eventually disappeared. But by then my eye had been caught by quite a different style of the naked female form. Very big and perfectly shaped tits on a full curvy body. MMM. Just my type. Even better she had a slightly (what shall I say) goofy face that added a girl-next-door charm to her. I have to say that the "perfect" model-type face doesn't really get me going. There were indeed a couple of very photogenic model types also completely nude on the stage, but my little man told me that the slightly plainer one (with those magificent tits) was the one to go for. Ah yes, CH is the standard for the hands-on experience these days. Of course it is a little on the pricey side and it may be too full-on for some.

Doll House. Also a nice experience. Some very pretty little things in nice costumes, but I only stayed for a drink because a number of others had forgotten to bring their costumes to work! I beckoned one of those over to my table and told her she was a naughty girl for leaving her gear at home and getting around like that. Actually, by the time she had got down from the stage and to my table she had managed to find some skimpy little replacements to put on. But, interestingly, she was so naughty that she did nothing but smile when I lifted the skimpy top off her tits and showed them off for display. And they felt as good as they looked. Further punishment for such behaviour was that I slowly checked out what was under her skimpy panties. I found something rather nice and moist as I explored quite some way into her naughtier regions. So Doll House is now on my list for future visits.

A few random observations and memories. Cowboy is ever evolving, sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse. Now the big problem is that it is getting too overcrowded as its fame spreads. Let's hope for the best for the future.

[Hiete]

I don't know if you are face oriented or body oriented, or why you like Billboard so much.

I found very few really pretty faces in Billboard to my taste. Bodies better. Maybe too much silicone. Its so dark ot is sometimes difficult to see how plain some girls are. Still Billboard is definitely one of the better bars. I just think Twisters has prettier girls on average. My taste.
I hate multi layer bras though so have no idea what the tits are like for many girls.
The bath girls in Billboard are probably the ones with better tits.

I like CH because of naked girls hiding almost nothing.
Coyotes are all over dressed for me. Billboard has a lot of Coyotes too.

I don't really fancy a particular girl. They may be short or tall with short hair, dyed hair or curly hair. Ideally shaven down below but not a requirement. Tits vary from melons to pears as long as they're not completely saggy which I hate. The same goes for burger nips which looks horrendous. I don't mind silicone as long as they look good and have a good proportion / girl ratio. I'm don't like fat chicks either.

As for Billboard I think I look for about 80% to my left (Jacuzzi) where the girls dance topless. For some reason I don't really fancy the girls on the carousel with their high heals and for some reason a bit more cold looking to my feeling. There's a girl that fits the whole package for me which is #77. The name is Bam who I believe is from Bangkok. She's less than 150 cm and under 40 kg. Long curly hair, not that much tits but nice ass and a solid body. No baby damage but dark skin. Hazelnut eyes. English is very good too. There's a sort of Hawaiian type of look about her. I just melt when she looks at me. Don't ask me how she is in bed as I haven't tested her out yet.

I was not aware that Billboard have Coyotes.

I agree with you that CH is great in terms of WYSIWYG and there are times that I prefer CH over Billboard. A few nights ago I started my stroll in CH. Found me a seat on the left side in the middle I would say which is a spot I prefer the most for some reason. You have quite a good look of all the girls from that area. I do sometimes sit on the bar stool right in front of them but it spoils the overall view even though it's nice to have a pussy an inch from your nose from time to time!

There was a girl in her robe that got my attention when I came in. After 15 minutes or so she was on stage in her leopard outfit. For some reason 4 other girls were convincing the girl I laid my eye on previously to take it all off which she did. Actually the other girls were taking it off from her. I could finally lay my eye on her number which was #4 who I assume it is Jane that you have described before. She definitely stood out more than the rest of the pack. She's rather short, dark skin but I've noticed some sort of belly (Not saying baby) damage just above her bellybutton if I'm not mistaken and not that much ass but still very doable. I didn't notice a tattoo from where I sat. Even though I really did much like her at the start she started to act strange until the point that I thought that she was drunk so I gave her a pass even though it was maybe only 9. 30 pm. Needless to say that once she was off the stage she was taken by another punter and never say her again.

There was another sort of diva looking girl with black wavy / curly hair with a solid killer body but one of the most ugly silicone tits in the joint. Tits look like a body builder kinda type tits. Face was also below standard and probably have done a nose job too. Basically you can recognize her from her big tattoo on her back (Right side) that runs down on her leg. She has a thin line of pubic hair. Even though she was attracting quite some customers I'm not sure how she would have looked from close by. Overall there were better looking ones (Forgot the numbers already) but her body shape (except tits) sure did it for me although she probably looks like a beaten up gorilla when you wake up next to her in the morning. A short time in a dark room with strobe lights on might do the trick though. LOL.

Continued my journey and went to Sharks which was a first time for me. Actually the quality of the female overall wasn't too bad with perhaps about 4 girls that stood out. Music was more mainstream which was fine for me. They seem to have quite some fun on and off stage too and it's a nice addition to see some of the girls wearing a look through bra. I will go back again for sure.

After Sharks went into Tilac and another joint I forgot the name of. Both were as good as empty or no positive vibe to feel so I left promptly. It's the second time I'm going into Tilac and even though I'm lacking experience I'm not sure that they fill their establishment with enough customers to live from. I guess that have the luck to have been a part of that Hangover movie.

[Tryntry]

Depends on the airport you fly in and out of. The traffic can be aweful in BKK. If it is Swampy, take the airport link to Makkasan station and grab the MRT at Petchaburi Rd and go one stop to Sukhumvit. To save more up and down time, don't use the BTS but grab at taxi to Soi 26 amd go to Snow White. Then reverse the process to go back. Don't take a taxi or you will risk being late. Forget it all completely if you get caught up in a long line at immigration entering Thailand.

Yes, lines can be horrendous long!

I don't know what airline you are flying in on? But, if you are in Biz or First class, they normally give you a complimentary Fast Pass. Allowing you to use the that lane for an most expeditious entry! I hope you can afford to pay the upgrade? And get your ass to Snow White ASAP! I highly recommend you get back to airport (ONE) hour before departure. Still need to clear immigration. Enjoy, Happy Hunting, Good luck!

[Syzygies]

If you are PAYING her barfine, you are already PAYING for her time. Therefore, no need to rush anyway. If I pay for any girls barfine, she is now on 'my' schedule. That's what I just paid for. And I sure as hell am not going to rush. If she has a problem, she better tell me upfront.

That is all very fine if the girl you want has an empty schedule. With your attitude, some will just say sorry, she is busy. She has other regulars lined up already. I talk about getting a chance to try in demand girls with a lot of pre-bookings. Sure that was an abnormal situation for an abnormal girl that typically did several STs in one night.

[Member #4591]

Hi,

I have a short stopover (11:15 am to 6.45 pm) coming up From PP back home.

Is this time in experienced / senior members opinions to go to a oily and have a bit of fun?

My luggage will go straight through.

Thanks.

Depends on the airport you fly in and out of. The traffic can be aweful in BKK. If it is Swampy, take the airport link to Makkasan station and grab the MRT at Petchaburi Rd and go one stop to Sukhumvit. To save more up and down time, don't use the BTS but grab at taxi to Soi 26 amd go to Snow White. Then reverse the process to go back. Don't take a taxi or you will risk being late. Forget it all completely if you get caught up in a long line at immigration entering Thailand.

[BlueKangaroo]

As I have mentioned earlier that I am RTTF for a week and shortlisted a few sites according to previous reports but there were some negative reports about lords and it was a tie BTW Spasso and Mixx and also a lot of people recommended baccara so I was confused as I had just one night and don't want to take risk that's why is asked this lazy question. I last visited Bangkok in 2013 so didn't know what is best know at that time NEP and colonze, Caesars was considered best. I am sorry if I have breached rules of this forum.

I think you're overthinking it. The thing about these places is that there are many factors that affects your experience, so what could be deemed as the "best" place by 10 other people could end up being just a "meh" experience for you.

However if anything, Lords does have prettier girls, like in some cases I would say almost model-like in quality, but then again this really depends on your personal preference. Service is a different story where it depends on the girl, your chemistry with her, and etc. The good news is that if you go in and you don't like what you see, you have the option of leaving and going somewhere else. This is also why generally speaking I prefer SC or NEP because all the bars are literally right next to each other that bar hopping is so much easier (if you're lazy or short on time to travel around).

[Sammy1968]

Hi,

I have a short stopover (11:15 am to 6.45 pm) coming up From PP back home.

Is this time in experienced / senior members opinions to go to a oily and have a bit of fun?

My luggage will go straight through.

Thanks.

[Pipe Layer99]

... I therfore always go to bars earlier enough to be the girl's first customer. I used to take one BG at about 6. 30 pm to be sure to not interfere with her schedule of other dates and have plenty of time for no rush....

If you are PAYING her barfine, you are already PAYING for her time. Therefore, no need to rush anyway. If I pay for any girls barfine, she is now on 'my' schedule. That's what I just paid for. And I sure as hell am not going to rush. If she has a problem, she better tell me upfront.

[Cheema]

As I have mentioned earlier that I am RTTF for a week and shortlisted a few sites according to previous reports but there were some negative reports about lords and it was a tie BTW Spasso and Mixx and also a lot of people recommended baccara so I was confused as I had just one night and don't want to take risk that's why is asked this lazy question. I last visited Bangkok in 2013 so didn't know what is best know at that time NEP and colonze, Caesars was considered best. I am sorry if I have breached rules of this forum.

[Member #4698]

Mumbai Guy, you took the words right off my page. I couldn't agree more.

If you have really RTFF you will get answers to all your questions. However I can list a few answers for you. YMMV.
1. Most high end soapie is definitely Lords. Never heard of a high end oily. All oilies have similar operating model. However if PSE is what you are after then Tulip and Snowwhite are right up there.
2. Best GoGo in SC is Crazy House without any doubt.
3. According to me best freelancer club is Spasso.
4. As regards to escorts sites I don't have much experience as that is not what I patronise. But I have availed the services of escorts through Smooci but had mixed experience.

Rule #1 - READ THE FUCKING FORUM before asking any broad lazy questions. I see the OP recieved a rather tough love reception over in the Makati forum when he posed similar questions over there. I guess some guys never learn. My advice is Go Back 6 to 9 months. Read the reports, take info from the better ones, and then ask the forum specific questions. You will be amazed at the helpful responses. Or not. 555. It's your trip. So even though another lazy will come along and ask similar questions 3 weeks from now, here is my reply:

1. the Lord. Read my reports, as well as others, if you really want to know more.

2. CH. My favorite too. Many posts both positive and negative on this one. Go Go's have become a controversial issue on the BKK Reports forum. I don't know why. Some BM's no like.

3. Mixx (across the street). Its more international than Spasso, possibly hotter girls here, and it gets going a little later.

4. Yes, no, maybe. Escorts are not my cup of tea. I like to meet girls first, pick who I find attractive over for the audition, make sure there is a connnection or at least a nice personality, and then decide. This works for me. Escorts are too much of a crapshoot. I do not trust the photos and I have no idea if I will like the girl who knocks on my door plus: 1. I have less than 5 minutes to decide if I want to keep her or not, 2. I have to pay in advance, and 3. I don't like waiting in my hotel room for a girl. I would much rather be out and about.

[Mumbai Guy]

After thinking a lot I changes my layover to 40 hrs with one night stay at Radisson blu plaza.

Now please tell me.

1 which is most high end soapy and oily massage.

2 best gogo in soi cowboy.

3 best high end freelancer club with girls from other nationalities.

4 can I trust escort sites such as scoochi etc.

I want to make the best of the night I have I did RTFF and have shortlisted some sites but any expert opinion will be more beneficial I want GFE experience for LT at my hotel with the best Bangkok has to offer and next day I want to try best soapy or oily thanks. Any help help will be appreciated.

If you have really RTFF you will get answers to all your questions. However I can list a few answers for you. YMMV.

1. Most high end soapie is definitely Lords. Never heard of a high end oily. All oilies have similar operating model. However if PSE is what you are after then Tulip and Snowwhite are right up there.

2. Best GoGo in SC is Crazy House without any doubt.

3. According to me best freelancer club is Spasso.

4. As regards to escorts sites I don't have much experience as that is not what I patronise. But I have availed the services of escorts through Smooci but had mixed experience.

MG.

[Member #4591]

Speaking of skin color, dark or light is relative. Some guys consider a girl who is even a bit darker than pure white to be too dark. (usually Asians have this mentality, even if they themselves have darker skin) A while ago, I recommended the girl in the photo attached here to bkkdog because he was posting interesting posts at the time and I suggested he try this girl who I believe is an awesome GFE and great sex. I was curious if he would think as highly of her as I did. I've lived in southeast asia since 1998 and I rarely recommend any particular girl, but this chick rocks in bed and is lots of fun. His comment wasn't "cool, I'll check her out". It was "does she have white skin"? My reply was that her skin isn't as white as mine, but I don't consider it dark. However, in my opinion, it's absurd to put skin color as the only way to select any girl.

I can only say that my question is no different than any other. For example, does she have big tits. Does she shave her pussy? Is she short? Yes, I generally prefer the lighter skinned ladies over the darker ones but that's my preferance.

[Syzygies]

The reason the deal fell apart and she returned your 700 baht barfine could be as simple as she spied a long time regular customer enter the bar just as she was heading to the changing room or she saw a Line message from him on her phone back stage and choose to go with him instead. The message might have been that he will be there in 20 minutes to pick her up or something like that. I have been that guy and I have been the guy where the girl changed the plan on me. Can't say I remember it going all the way to the changing room after collecting the barfine. But it can happen anytime during an encounter. I have had girls I barfined only once before hop off Japanese customers' laps and rush over to greet me and accept a barfine offer right on the spot, leaving the Japanese customers confused and annoyed. And I have had girls turn to me and excuse themselves just as I was starting to consider and discuss their persistent barfine request because they saw a regular long time customer of theirs walk in the bar and wave at them.

Her using her boss as the excuse for why she couldn't go with you was probably just classic Thai avoidance of taking responsibility for disappointing you. Otherwise, it doesn't make sense for a bar owner, manager, mamasan or whoever to suddenly decide an already barfined, regular, non Coyote go-go dancer ought to return a barfine and not accept a ST offer like that.

Agreed. All very likely possibilities. Bargirls like to bend the truth a lot.

90% chance her stated reason was bulldust.

Sometimes it is quite frustrating to get to girls, past their regulars. Took me over a year maybe two to get the first opportunity with Jane CH. Now she comes to me automatically, being an established regular. She probably is not quite as popular as originally due to getting older and slight body changes including her skin having got darker.

Another regular of mine used to be variable in performance depending how sexed out she was. Now retired and claimed to have had no dick for 2 months so last night extremely horny and needing dick badly. 3 shots for her and asked to move to rent a room nearby so an easy walk for her to get a fuck without being to far from her new business endevours. I love to catch regular girls returning from a long break, when rather under fucked.

I therfore always go to bars earlier enough to be the girl's first customer. I used to take one BG at about 6. 30 pm to be sure to not interfere with her schedule of other dates and have plenty of time for no rush.

The guy was lucky the girl cancelled really. Money not wasted. Once happened to me the girl received the phone call from mamasan to hurry up for her regular customer just as we were starting on the bed. That turned quickly into a horrible waste of money and put me off Spankies bar that the mamasan would do that. The girl turned totally to shit, so to speak.

[EihTooms]

On 13th August 2017 I went into the Bangkok Bunnies in NANA at about 10.30 PM. There were some good looking ladies. I liked No 188 and call her to come down. She came and we agreed for Bar Fine for take out Short time at 3000 BT. She went to change and took some time to come back. She came about 10 Minutes and said sorry as her boss did not allow to leave her and returned 700 Bar fine. I did not like it and hence not taken other lady from this bar.

The reason the deal fell apart and she returned your 700 baht barfine could be as simple as she spied a long time regular customer enter the bar just as she was heading to the changing room or she saw a Line message from him on her phone back stage and choose to go with him instead. The message might have been that he will be there in 20 minutes to pick her up or something like that. I have been that guy and I have been the guy where the girl changed the plan on me. Can't say I remember it going all the way to the changing room after collecting the barfine. But it can happen anytime during an encounter. I have had girls I barfined only once before hop off Japanese customers' laps and rush over to greet me and accept a barfine offer right on the spot, leaving the Japanese customers confused and annoyed. And I have had girls turn to me and excuse themselves just as I was starting to consider and discuss their persistent barfine request because they saw a regular long time customer of theirs walk in the bar and wave at them.

Her using her boss as the excuse for why she couldn't go with you was probably just classic Thai avoidance of taking responsibility for disappointing you. Otherwise, it doesn't make sense for a bar owner, manager, mamasan or whoever to suddenly decide an already barfined, regular, non Coyote go-go dancer ought to return a barfine and not accept a ST offer like that.

[Dccpa]

Speaking of skin color, dark or light is relative. Some guys consider a girl who is even a bit darker than pure white to be too dark. (usually Asians have this mentality, even if they themselves have darker skin) A while ago, I recommended the girl in the photo attached here to bkkdog because he was posting interesting posts at the time and I suggested he try this girl who I believe is an awesome GFE and great sex. I was curious if he would think as highly of her as I did. I've lived in southeast asia since 1998 and I rarely recommend any particular girl, but this chick rocks in bed and is lots of fun. His comment wasn't "cool, I'll check her out". It was "does she have white skin"? My reply was that her skin isn't as white as mine, but I don't consider it dark. However, in my opinion, it's absurd to put skin color as the only way to select any girl.

I thought I was picky, but I bow down to bkkdog. She looks about as light skin as anyone who gets out before sundown and she seems to be stunningly beautiful. Personally, I would do a lot more than check her out.

Edit - Syzygies We normally like the same girls, but I see what you mean about her arm and nose ring. Just got my first trifocals this afternoon and my eyes are still adjusting. Smoothy knows for sure, but I think her long hair, the camera angle and her using the left arm to support her body may be combining to distort the look of her arm. I don't like nose rings, but if the pretty enough, I can live with it.