Bangkok Reports

[Projektzer]

Where did you get her? I'm so disappointed in bkk. Struggling after three rip offs.

Been here 24 hours. Last night did rounds at Thermae and Soi Cowboy. Thermae saw only 3 that I would bang, but none I would pay the asking price of 2500 plus room, out of the couple of hundred or so in the bar. So many of the girls were staring, smiling, and grabbing me was I walked by. Guess they were new or haven't seen me awhile. Sorry, I am much pickier now. If you were there, you know which guy was me. Saw a bunch of dudes looking too. Not sure why. Onwards to Soi Cowboy. Man from Iran bars still scamming again. Baccara was dead awful, bottom floor being worse. 190 baht for a Coke, really? The girls PRE-COVID were way much better looking and thinner. Few from that group were even there, and the ones that were, gained weight. Waitresses joke with me about the girls and they know I am not a tourist anymore. "You same Thai," they said. "You know everything!" They asked about Pattaya. I said, Walking Street is 500% better. Tonight let's see what BS lies in Nana. Instead of staying near Nana or Asoke, this time I booked a much nicer room than where I stayed before, for a third of the price, but somewhere away from the tourists traps. The place I am at is still bustling and less than 50 baht round trip to Terminal 21. Night market is great and lots of pretty girls. Food is cheaper and plenty of stalls. No way am I dropping 2500-3500 for that weak talent level at Thermae. And definitely not 5000 or more for that crap at Soi Cowboy. Sorry if I offend anybody who has first time to Thailand eyes. Last night, banged a slim light skinned, perky titty girl in this area for only 1100 for ST, that looked better than 99.5% of Thermae chicks I saw and for sure 100% of Baccara girls. Either my eyes are changing or I am getting real good at mongering in Thailand. Don't know what I am doing or talking about. Or just fucking lucky. 1100 LOL.

[Dg8787]

They are pantyless but from down below you really can't see anything. They aren't squatting or anything like that. Hahaha.

I thought they were all winking at me.

[Banana Boi]

They are pantyless but from down below you really can't see anything. They aren't squatting or anything like that. Hahaha.

I guess I have better vision than you.

[L00PY]

I thought it was a crime to throw money on the ground because of the risk of stepping on the king's face?

While it's a crime to disrespect the monarchy, I guarantee no one a bar is going to complain or report anything. On second thought, if someone did something horrendous, I could see maybe the charge being tacked on.

Oh, I forgot to mention I passed by L's and Kasalong. The former had a scary looking lineup. The later seemed closed.

I'm in Pattaya now and definitely feels like there are more working women here.

[EihTooms]

If it's diffcicult for you to get bareback in Bangkok, you should go Pattaya! All girls do BBFS.

I wouldn't say it is difficult for me or anyone to get bareback anywhere in the world. It just depends on who you're asking for it or forging ahead to get it without asking.

Also, my preference and style is to get an agreement for it up front, well before I have paid a barfine or taken a girl. Rarely do I leave it unaddressed and "go with the flow and see what happens in the room", because I absolutely abhor the Safety First 20 Minute Lecture And Discussion and History Lessons of Condom Use or an all new negotiation over price while I am poised at the point of penetration with an increasingly disinterested erection.

Therefore, my record of results is not going to be the same as that of the "go with the flow" in-bed lecture students and happy re-negotiators' experience and results except by coincidence.

My results in getting an up front agreement for BBFSCIP with girls I deem more than acceptable in terms of looks and demeanor in Bangkok go-go bars and in-person Freelancers still runs at about 60-65%.

I am fine with that.

However, the number and percentage of girls I have deemed more than acceptable in terms of looks and demeanor in Pattaya, anywhere in Pattaya, has historically been far, far fewer than I see and meet in Bangkok. At least up until the Covid closures. I have not gone to Pattaya since the reopenings.

And the number of times a Pattaya girl that I have been interested in fucking enough to approach, chat, charm, share laughs, drinks, wonderful chemistry etc leading to a negotiation and offer for it in a club, a beer bar, on Soi 6, in gogo bars on Walking Street, on Beach Road and the LK Metro area has agreed up front to it logs in at exactly 1 out of approximately 60+ attempts over several trips there in the past 10 years.

I met that one agreeable Pattaya girl in a Walking Street gogo bar. I would rate her about a "Bangkok 6" in terms of looks but was a "Pattaya 7. 5" in my eyes.

Her service was meh. I had no interest in repeating with her even though she pestered me for days on Line to meet her again.

So what can I say about Pattaya? Obviously, the few girls I have bothered to approach there did not get your memo about all Pattaya girls doing BBFS. Not with me, that is. Far from it. My record of success in getting an upfront agreement for BBFSCIP in Pattaya with the very few girls there I would want to fuck even for free is abysmal, worse than any other P4 P destination I have ever been.

And, of course as always, YMMV.

[11Bravo]

Cheers thanks again.
I have never heard the expression Trink before.
Do you mind explaining it to me. Not having a shot at all. Just never heard it.
Thanks and good punting always.

Bernard Trink, the Nite Owl.

Back in the dark ages, before the MRT, before the BTS, before smart phones, before mobile phones (the horror, the horror), when webpages were in their infancy, we got our news from hardcopy newspapers, in this case, the Bangkok Post. Trink wrote a weekly column, the Nite Owl, (Friday or Saturday, been 20 years so have forgotten which) that was MANDATORY reading. Detailed what was going on in the adult entertainment industry: bar news, openings, closings, special events, who had attractive girls, massage parlors, etc., in Nana, Patpong, Cowboy, Pattaya, Phuket, along with some humorous (IMHO) musings on Thailand. He'd lived in BKK since the 60's. Back in 2003, the Post decided the Nite Owl column was not fit for a family newspaper. Shame. Anyway, there were many Trinkisms, one of which was "'Nuff said". (The other column I miss is "The Sloane Ranger", weekly column, Wednesday? on tech, hardware and software).

Think Stickman before the internet. If you don't know Stick, google "Stickman Bangkok". Weekly column every Sunday.

Came across this amusing article the other day, what a typical Nite Owl column would look like if he were still alive and wrote one today. Fun read and brought back a lot of memories, along with more Trinkisms.

https://www.pattayamail.com/alltime/...ecalled-411760

[CaliGuy33]

Been here 24 hours. Last night did rounds at Thermae and Soi Cowboy. Thermae saw only 3 that I would bang, but none I would pay the asking price of 2500 plus room, out of the couple of hundred or so in the bar. So many of the girls were staring, smiling, and grabbing me was I walked by. Guess they were new or haven't seen me awhile. Sorry, I am much pickier now. If you were there, you know which guy was me. Saw a bunch of dudes looking too. Not sure why. Onwards to Soi Cowboy. Man from Iran bars still scamming again. Baccara was dead awful, bottom floor being worse. 190 baht for a Coke, really? The girls PRE-COVID were way much better looking and thinner. Few from that group were even there, and the ones that were, gained weight. Waitresses joke with me about the girls and they know I am not a tourist anymore. "You same Thai," they said. "You know everything!" They asked about Pattaya. I said, Walking Street is 500% better. Tonight let's see what BS lies in Nana. Instead of staying near Nana or Asoke, this time I booked a much nicer room than where I stayed before, for a third of the price, but somewhere away from the tourists traps. The place I am at is still bustling and less than 50 baht round trip to Terminal 21. Night market is great and lots of pretty girls. Food is cheaper and plenty of stalls. No way am I dropping 2500-3500 for that weak talent level at Thermae. And definitely not 5000 or more for that crap at Soi Cowboy. Sorry if I offend anybody who has first time to Thailand eyes. Last night, banged a slim light skinned, perky titty girl in this area for only 1100 for ST, that looked better than 99.5% of Thermae chicks I saw and for sure 100% of Baccara girls. Either my eyes are changing or I am getting real good at mongering in Thailand. Don't know what I am doing or talking about. Or just fucking lucky. 1100 LOL.

How are you liking BKK compared to Pattaya?

Once you've left the hotel you're staying at, would love to know which one. I usually stay in the On Nut area but I'the like to stay in a different area of BKK just to change it up.

[Cha Chumplin]

I thought it was a crime to throw money on the ground because of the risk of stepping on the king's face?

As long as you pick it up off the ground it's perfectly fine. LOL. Hahaha.

[Cha Chumplin]

If all you wanted was a BJ just go to a BJ bar. Less than half of what you paid and always reliable and convenient.

Never seen an African in a BJ bar.

[Cha Chumplin]

There's no nudity on the main floor at Baccara. You need to go upstairs for full nudity. If you look up through the glass floors from the main floor you can see the dancer's pussies who are nude upstairs.

They are pantyless but from down below you really can't see anything. They aren't squatting or anything like that. Hahaha.

[Cha Chumplin]

Not sure why you're surprised.

Every foreigner is a "hansum man" and a target in BKK.

The sooner you accept that and learn to see and avoid the scams, the better off you'll be.

If you look and act like a tourist, its no different than wearing a bright neon sign that says " SCAM ME, I'm a noobie". Its like a shark being attracted to blood.

Don't get me wrong, I've been scammed when I was a noobie in China, but took it as a lesson learned and didn't make the same mistake again.

As far as your race is concerned, don't even go there. I have some black friends there that get more ass that me (I'm white).

One a general level Race is a factor. Not to be blown off.

Certain races will have a harder time interacting with people who are highly the are word.

Remember in the best of times we are beneath them. So act accordingly. We are ugly smelly fat. Only saving Grace is we HAB money. Hahaha.

[Detwing1]

Someone please explain to me why they love Bangkok?

Are you an older gentleman and massages / escorts are your thing?

Are you a straight monger that can't get sex on a normal basis from at least decent looking women back home?

Or, do you live here permanently and have the time to uncover and polish the gems?

Staying anything less than a few months here, and it is a sh*t show IHMO.

So many games, straight up con people, and fake smiles. Not to include what I feel is outright prejudices towards Blacks regardless how you present yourself. I'll be in Thailand for at least another 3 weeks and I can't wait to leave Bangkok this morning. I couldn't even sleep well during the night I was soo pissed that I allowed myself to be jerked around on Soi Cowboy last night. I should have known better. Don't remember the bar, but it is either next to or two doors down from Suzy Wongs. I only got sucked in because NOTHING was looking alluring enough to pay stupid prices and a real cutie SEEMED interested enough that just maybe she'll barfine. If not, no biggie. I'll have a couple drinks with her and bounce. I didn't care to spend a little change for small time chatting and BS'and with a hot young thang.

Each time it was "2" drinks for her. Long story short, I burned $100 in record time. That shock came when I felt barfining here was not an option and asked for the bill. Prices were insane and she said something to the effect that she does not do that. I would have been ok spending half of that, but the quick work to drive the bar tab up left a very bad taste in my mouth. Soi Cowboy will NEVER get one dime from me. It's my first time during this week that I asked about the barfine and then get rejected in a sense.

I did pick up a FL on Suh Thursday night that was good enough for a ST play. Nothing to write home about. The funny thing is she kept saying. You handsome on the ride down the elevator to let her out. If I was soo handsome, why the f*ck didn't you act like it in the session? The service was meh.

I did get an amazing massage at the Health Land in Ekkamai. I got the 90 minute aromatherapy oil massage. I asked for hard pressure and man those little elbows went to work. I felt like a noodle when she finished. It did surprise me when she basically scooted down the underwear they provided. There's no way in hell a man can massage me like that. At one point I tensed as it seemed like she was about to plucker my backside at one point.

So many details, so little desire to type all this stuff out. I appreciate you guys that take the time to list all this stuff. I'll probably post just interesting tidbits going forward. I'm going to try to relax in Rawai / Patong Beach. I need to wash the Bangkok filth away and reset. This has had to be my worst mongering experience ever and I've been at this at least 15 years and 5 continents. However, I do think I would be ok if I lived in Bangkok. I wouldn't ever go in the tourist zones. Lots of women demanding regular relationships online.

Not sure why you're surprised.

Every foreigner is a "hansum man" and a target in BKK.

The sooner you accept that and learn to see and avoid the scams, the better off you'll be.

If you look and act like a tourist, its no different than wearing a bright neon sign that says " SCAM ME, I'm a noobie". Its like a shark being attracted to blood.

Don't get me wrong, I've been scammed when I was a noobie in China, but took it as a lesson learned and didn't make the same mistake again.

As far as your race is concerned, don't even go there. I have some black friends there that get more ass that me (I'm white).

[AlwaysHorny 2]

I'm in Rawai now. I will post a report in the Phuket thread at some point. Definitely more options here and there seems to be 100's (exaggeration) of massage parlors. Had a fun time last night in Bank Bar and then on go Zhu with two attractive ladies, but no boom boom. I think I'm about to go get a massage and let this one mid 30's ladies take away the pain.

If Thai good times is reading this, what is the deal with bar staff? Are they available. I got zero pressure for lady drinks and there were a couple that I would do. I played pool with what I assume is a FL. The flaky one at the end of the night.

I would like to buy you a beer if you are in the area.

[ElMexicant]

Been here 24 hours. Last night did rounds at Thermae and Soi Cowboy. Thermae saw only 3 that I would bang, but none I would pay the asking price of 2500 plus room, out of the couple of hundred or so in the bar. So many of the girls were staring, smiling, and grabbing me was I walked by. Guess they were new or haven't seen me awhile. Sorry, I am much pickier now. If you were there, you know which guy was me. Saw a bunch of dudes looking too. Not sure why. Onwards to Soi Cowboy. Man from Iran bars still scamming again. Baccara was dead awful, bottom floor being worse. 190 baht for a Coke, really? The girls PRE-COVID were way much better looking and thinner. Few from that group were even there, and the ones that were, gained weight. Waitresses joke with me about the girls and they know I am not a tourist anymore. "You same Thai," they said. "You know everything!" They asked about Pattaya. I said, Walking Street is 500% better. Tonight let's see what BS lies in Nana. Instead of staying near Nana or Asoke, this time I booked a much nicer room than where I stayed before, for a third of the price, but somewhere away from the tourists traps. The place I am at is still bustling and less than 50 baht round trip to Terminal 21. Night market is great and lots of pretty girls. Food is cheaper and plenty of stalls. No way am I dropping 2500-3500 for that weak talent level at Thermae. And definitely not 5000 or more for that crap at Soi Cowboy. Sorry if I offend anybody who has first time to Thailand eyes. Last night, banged a slim light skinned, perky titty girl in this area for only 1100 for ST, that looked better than 99.5% of Thermae chicks I saw and for sure 100% of Baccara girls. Either my eyes are changing or I am getting real good at mongering in Thailand. Don't know what I am doing or talking about. Or just fucking lucky. 1100 LOL.

[Supmam]

Have been watching a lot of thai porn. Esp tuktukpatrol. I'm curious if anyone has hooked up with manee (bitchy808 on OF). Her OF looks tempting as she offers dm for other requests but at 50 per month not realistic. The other one is ployly on OF but she's in pattaya. Another one is partythai who is fairly wild too.

Any intel appreciated.