Bangkok Reports

[KrisMonger]

Looked up craigslist and found this ad - http://bangkok.craigslist.co.th/trv/5951359452.html.

Anyone been with this one?

Planning a visit to BKK and wanted to see if I can sign up a girl (English speaking) that can pick me up, show me around and essentially be GFE through the trip. While some escort agency girls seem to indicate that they can provide that experience. Wondering if anyone in forum has any recommendations.

Best,

Kris.

[Syzygies]

Now we are dealing with some of the core questions of life.

Always important to choose the right type of mongering venue at the optimal time of day. I have always been an early monger, trying to get girls fresh, before they did anyone else if possible, but also to maximise the line up if surveying the girls, e. G. 5 PM+.

[Vittu]

Now we are dealing with some of the core questions of life.

[Syzygies]

Went to Som's haven last Tuesday a little after 11 pm. L<cut>
She did get a bit impatient at the 10 minute mark or so and started using a bit too much hand, but it did get me out in time to catch the last MRT of the night, so it all worked out I guess.

Went to Kasalong Friday night at around 1030 pm or so. <cut>
As soon as I did, I felt like I made a mistake as I got the feeling she wasn't into it. She smiled and everything but I perceived a flash of irritation / laziness that I should have trusted.

Ha ha . So Som's has the walk of shame even more than Soi Eden (Soi 7/1), due to restaurant trade. LOL Just make sure you don't know any one too well (by name). If they don't know your name or who you are, they cannot gossip about you, right? I have to be careful entering Crazy House bar to make sure customers of a nearby Sports Pub don't see me, because they (non mongers) will know me. One staff member already saw me with a young girl in Soi Asoke. However I do walk past Cowboy bars, where I am well enough known, with pretty barfined girls.

Question for all. Do guys normally get really good BJ service from unknown girls at this time of night. I imagine / guess the prettier girls would have done too many BJs, by this hour, and would not be very enthusiastic. However, maybe a good percentage can give consistent professional service?

These places are known as "bars". So I guess before midnight is generally fine for bar type mongering, however I wonder if it is a bit late for best BJ service. I normally attended BJ places in daylight or rather early in the evening. Once my regular girl said to me "no fuck tonight", as she was "fucked out" by three previous customers, so BJ only. Unfortunately I did not particularly like her BJ that much, so passed. I berated myself for turning up a bit too late that day.

I never cum quick, so taking BJs, I have often been asked, when the fuck I am going to cum. LOL. So I don't see this as being particularly unusual. You get used to it, somewhat, as long as the nagging is not too severe. LOL. Perhaps this is a sub-conscious contributing reason for hardly ever taking BJ only any more.

Plus I need very slow and sloppy. No jackhammer stuff, and only the lightest hand touch on balls. It is a bit hard to describe a BJ as a GFE experience, since the girl is not going to be turned on at all. I guess sitting back and getting blown or wanked is not for everyone. Some of us are addicted to pussy and others are addicted to a-holes.

I used to use BJ bars for BJ mainly when very short of time, like 30 minutes max available for mongering. Hardly ever the case these days.

[JiveMofo]

Was there a large late night dinner crowd at the restaurants on that Soi? Sometimes there too many people for me. 555.

I actually cruised past Som's Haven earlier that night (8 pm or so) and there was a large restaurant crowd at that corner place. Feeling a bit shy, I did a meandering you-turn and left. When I went past later there were still quite a few people, but I decided IDGAF and went in anyway. That's kind of been my attitude since then. Given the crowds, looky-loo couples on Soi Cowboy, NEP and the like, it seems there are eyes everywhere. Unless I was worried about running into people I know, I'd just do my thing and not worry too much about it.

[Mauldid]

Was there a large late night dinner crowd at the restaurants on that Soi? Sometimes there too many people for me. 555.

[JiveMofo]

Went to Som's haven last Tuesday a little after 11 pm. Lineup wasn't that impressive so I just took the girl who greeted me. I think her name was Ai. She took me to an upstairs room and I got undressed as she went to get her kit. When she returned she washed my junk in the sink, then I sat on the couch and she got to work. Nice sloppy BJ with a slow. Fast rhythm that repeats. She did get a bit impatient at the 10 minute mark or so and started using a bit too much hand, but it did get me out in time to catch the last MRT of the night, so it all worked out I guess. 700 baht + 100 tip (that may have been a bit unwarranted, but I was feeling generous). Will definitely go back but probably try a different girl next time.

Went to Kasalong Friday night at around 1030 pm or so. Same as Som's, the lineup wasn't that impressive, so I just picked the one I thought was the prettiest (unfortunately I have forgotten her name). As soon as I did, I felt like I made a mistake as I got the feeling she wasn't into it. She smiled and everything but I perceived a flash of irritation / laziness that I should have trusted. Same routine as Som's where they take you to a private room, you get undressed, they get the kit, wash your junk, you sit on the couch and they go to work. The BJ was just OK, not as wet / sloppy as I usually like it and less than 5 minutes in, she starts rushing me. Using way too much hand and going too fast / sucking too hard. 'Why no come yet? I had to keep telling her to slow down as her impatience was having the opposite effect. At this point I kind of wanted it over with as well, so I popped as soon as I could. 800 baht + 0 tip (which was requested and gleefully denied with explanation). Don't think I'll repeat, but keep in mind that others have reported good experiences here. All depends on the girl. Trust your instincts.

Cheers.

[Member #4591]

Both those prices are way too high. LT should be about 2000 and ST about 1000-1500 depending on your negotiating skills.

At Spasso? Are you on crack! Give your head a shake. Have you even been there? I suspect not unless Spasso is a park bench on beach road in Pattaya.

[Syzygies]

Bisht,

I don't know why he's posting this bullshit. You can't get a Thermae girl for those prices, let alone a Spasso girl. Better off taking advice from someone who actually knows something, like Bkkdog, rather than a one-trip guy who was asking about prices when he was there in March 2016 and almost certainly did not go to Spasso.

Right on, Jimmy boy. Triumphant "B'shit" for Bisht. I have to wonder about the quality of a LT 2K girl, if one could be found walking the streets of China Town.

I also don't really understand how come a guy (Crypton) could pay 1.5K for ST and expect LT to be only 500 Baht more. Yeh a desperate street walker with severe baby damage might do LT for 2K.

I remember when taking a hot girl for LT every night from a gogo or Thermae was a "no brainer". Ridiculously cheap and girls in no hurry to leave. Unfortunately it was 25 years ago. My buddy tells me about 35 years ago and was even better.

[Aron001]

So a little background first, I visited Bangkok back in 2013 for vacations and I had an awesome time. So back then I went to a massage place with my friend and he requested a massage, I didn't cause I wasn't in the mood but while my friend was getting his "massage" I was talking to this cute Thai girl, anyhow to make the story long short we had a great connection and we exchange numbers. 2 weeks ago, I happen to have a overnight connection flight and got in touch with her "K". Prior to my trip I asked "K" if she was willing to meet with me, "K" replied Yes. I followed up with prices for ST and LT to which she quoted ST = 3 K bath and LT = 5 K bath. I was arriving at 9 pm and my departure was next day at 7:30 am and I still wanted to go out to dance Latin salsa (I'm a Latino and salsa dancing is a must). So I counter propose with ST = 2 K bath she accepted with little push back. So, I arrived to BKK and drop my luggage in the airport storage, is very convenient I must say. I arrive to my salsa place (Rembrandt hotel near Soi Cowboy) like around 11 pm and stay there till midnight, so after I had my salsa dance out of my system I decided to get some action. I first stop by Crazy House (CH) and I have to say this place hasn't changed since my visit in 2013, all girls young, naked, and super friendly. Anyway, I really wanted to bang the girl that got away so I texted "K". So here is the thing because I had a short stay I didn't book any hotel, I forgot my condoms in my luggage, and I needed a ride back to the airport cause at 5 am the train-link is not working. "K" told me she was an hour away but she wanted to see me so we agree to meet outside CH. So around 1 am she shows up and I told her the current situation, she was very calm and said she didn't know of hotels in Soi cowboy but she could take me to the airport. With that we go to "Toy bar" right in Soi Cowboy, after a few drinks (to make it less awkward) and a bit dancing we are in the mood to get some action. So we found a ST hotel conveniently located right around the corner and I bought water and a packet (3 units in packet) of condoms. So we shower, foreplay, and do our thing twice and around 5 am we start heading out. I was happy she didn't back out from taking me to the airport, actually she had a nice Honda car. I had one condom left but I figured I would not use it so I left it in the room. While in the car we are making out and touching each other, so total GFE. When we are arriving to the airport I thought she was going to drop me off at the arrival gate but no she said she wanted to be with me till I leave, so I said okay. Once we find a parking spot I told "K" I want boom boom in the back seat, to my surprised she immediately said okay. So I was kicking myself in the ass for leaving that condom in the room, at the end we didn't boom boom for obvious reasons. I paid the agreed 2 K bath plus gave "K" a tip of 500 bath. She was a very nice sweet girl and she stayed with me till I had to go thru immigration. I forgot to mention that while in the room I took some XXX pictures and did a little TV-MA video.

Not sure if I contributed to damage the market for you guys but considering she is the one that got away, the GFE, the nice pics and vid, plus the ride to airport I think it was only reasonable. But please comment on this so other guys can learn from it.

Stay safe.

[Shekhar647]

I would hit the PSE Oilies (Tulip, Snow White, Cherry etc), they're as close to a sure thing you can have in a short timespan.

"Russians" (in reality, below-average, over-the-hill central Asians) are a hit and miss in Bangkok in the best of times, and usually provide substandard service. In other words, very likely to leave you less than satisfied and with a bad aftertaste, which is not a problem on a long visit (can get a Thai to make you forget), but is not something I'd want on a very brief visit. If you still want to look for them, try around Grace hotel, and in particular the hotel across from Soi 3 near the small soi leading to Bumrungrad Hospital (I think White Orchid is the hotel name, but not sure). And ask the pimp in the lobby about girls. Not too likely you'd find much in the early afternoon, but not impossible either, and if you go for "Russians" it's all a crapshoot anyway.

Thanks you so much. I will let the Russians go!

[Shekhar647]

Hi Shekhar. There is a thread about "Service Options and Hotels for a Short Bangkok Layover" started some time ago--look at the bottom of the Thailand forum page. You might want to read the few reports, but we get many question and very few reports from folks who do what you intend to do.

My two baht: /1/ You have more than enough time to go to any of the oilies or soapies, if you don't have to deal with checked baggage. If you have to claim baggage, store in at Left Baggage at BKK, re-claim and recheck, then you have time but not much. /2/ Use the airport link. You can easily get caught in traffic (especially traveling in rush hour, to make that 7 pm Departure). /3/ Remember that you have to re-enter the departure area via immigration and security checks -- that can be a 1 hour dismal adventure, too.

If you do make good use of the layover, report back! TTG.

Great advice bro. Will report back.

[Uncle Volodya]

Thanks Guys. I landed this 10/10 Viet chick at Spasso. Now befor people here go like "oh you can get A viet for cheaper blah blah blah" I will tell you she was unlike any other viets I have seen so far. Anyways deal was struck at 6 k LT at around 115 am. Experience back in the hotel was flawless. She left at 12pm

She told me most girls heading back home tomorrow evening for Chinese New Year. So mongers have a good time tonight as I am not sure how many girls will be around after tonight.

Have fun!

2. 5 JK LT and 1. 5 K ST? The guy clearly doesn't know what he is talking about, or he is quoting prices from 2008. 555.

If you found her that attractive and she gave you a real GFE then 6 K is better than OK for Spasso. Last time I was there I was offered 8 K by a pretty Viet girl. I did not counter offer as I wasn't really sure I wanted her and I also wanted to check out Mixx that night. Did you guys negotiate or did she start at that price? Maybe it's the same girl?555.

Tall, slim 30's. Said she was a model before. Sorry I forget her name.

My problem with Spasso is not with price. Rather the girls are older, many overweight, and it's so dark in there that you really can't tell what you are getting. If it really was wall to wall Vietnamese 9's and 10's I'd be ready to pay the inflated prices.

For the poster staying at the Hyatt it may be better to go over to Mixx. It's only a short walk away and has a much better selection (in fact a lot of the Spasso girls also go there). However, it gets started much later than Spasso. I wouldn't go before 1 AM. They also have a Ladys' night on Wednesday. I've never been but it may be worth checking out.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Both those prices are way too high. LT should be about 2000 and ST about 1000-1500 depending on your negotiating skills.

Bisht,

I don't know why he's posting this bullshit. You can't get a Thermae girl for those prices, let alone a Spasso girl. Better off taking advice from someone who actually knows something, like Bkkdog, rather than a one-trip guy who was asking about prices when he was there in March 2016 and almost certainly did not go to Spasso.

[TimTimGuy]

Hi,

I have a 7 hour stopover at Bangkok. Will be there basically from noon till 7 Pm. I have been to Bangkok before but the time that I have this time around is tricky. Any suggestions on how best to use this time. I am looking at doing a Massage but any other suggestions. Do we know where and if Russians would be available?

Hi Shekhar. There is a thread about "Service Options and Hotels for a Short Bangkok Layover" started some time ago--look at the bottom of the Thailand forum page. You might want to read the few reports, but we get many question and very few reports from folks who do what you intend to do.

My two baht: /1/ You have more than enough time to go to any of the oilies or soapies, if you don't have to deal with checked baggage. If you have to claim baggage, store in at Left Baggage at BKK, re-claim and recheck, then you have time but not much. /2/ Use the airport link. You can easily get caught in traffic (especially traveling in rush hour, to make that 7 pm Departure). /3/ Remember that you have to re-enter the departure area via immigration and security checks -- that can be a 1 hour dismal adventure, too.

If you do make good use of the layover, report back! TTG.