Bangkok Reports

[TConor]

The best breakfast I can remember having was at the Landmark. I can't remember anything about the bed or shower though, it was many years ago and they were remodeling (my soon to be remodeled room was a good deal at the time).

More recent trips, I've traveled enough for work to stay with reward points at hotels I wouldn't otherwise recommend. But there is at least 100 of them to choose from. Too many really, overwhelming selection.

One hell of a buffet breakfast both on the roof and on the ground level. My only problem was when I thought I had made it from the bar through the lobby to the elevators, the hotel dick would always manage to assist me to the front desk to pay a 500 baht companion fee. Of course this had nothing to do with breakfast, more a happy hour ritual.

[Meorme]

Thank you very much for the detailed reply!

I'm listening to your advice, will go to a hotel for sure.

Can you give 2 names of hotels you suggest? Money isn't my top concern, but also not looking for too luxurious hotel since I guess I'll be out of it for the most part of my trip.

What's most important for me is a big bed and a big shower. A good breakfast is also a big advantage. Thanks again!!

The best breakfast I can remember having was at the Landmark. I can't remember anything about the bed or shower though, it was many years ago and they were remodeling (my soon to be remodeled room was a good deal at the time).

More recent trips, I've traveled enough for work to stay with reward points at hotels I wouldn't otherwise recommend. But there is at least 100 of them to choose from. Too many really, overwhelming selection.

[Beijing4987]

Fernando. I sent you a PM.

I should have chosen Suzhou4987 instead of "Beijing" don't go there anymore.

[FernandoAlonso]

It has been a while.

Lucky I spent a few days in LOS after the long COVID hiatus. Pretty much everything is back to normal, however on a less busy level. Prices gone up but if you cannot get laid in LOS, well shame on you.

Thailand pass and insurance are past but were actually no real problem, 30 minutes max and you have all you need for immigration. Get the free SIM card and pay the online rates NOT what they post on the booths at luggage pick up. I paid 300 for 16 days 20 GB (Dtac) got a "free" SIM card with my Covid insurance but am sure if you ask you will get the same deal. Change some money at the orange Superrich downstairs before boarding the AirportLink, if you still have 35 Baht better change at the green one's headquarter for the best rates or wherever you consider convenient. Both have Apps so rates are fully transparent.

Get a hotel in Asoke area for convenient logistics and go fuck your brains out. Hotels allow early check in and do not insist on visitor registration in my experience as guests are still scarce. Line is a must, OKC and TFF can be helpful but I found the whole online thing time consuming and little productive. Got an appoint from a freelancer 2000ST but she never showed up at my hotel.

Massage parlours: same as always but they now ask 1000 for a HJ and 2500 for FS. The latter you may get down to 2000, still to much IMHO for the quality (or lack thereof) you receive, but the options are everywhere. For a good massage avoid the ones with the suggestive clad ladies trying to lure you in but I found the massage quality varying even with the veggie ones.

Specialised MP: Tulips kept the old prices and A+ service, SW is closed (RIP my favourite), Cherry told me only normal massages but I might have been too early in the day. All have a lack of customers and providers are older and of medium looks but lots of enthusiasm and experience.

Soapies: there is a new one in / near Soi 23 called Aya with nice decorations (for whoever that is important), high prices but a decent lineup (get their line and they will send you the lineup of the day). Standard room starts at 2300 for 60 min at current discount, 4000 gives you a 90 min in a Jacuzzi room and goes up to 10 k for 2 girls in the Super VIP room. Girls seem to partially come from former Eden but I found no A+ service on offer. It is owned by a bunch of foreigners so let's see how long it lasts. I find it overpriced but you know what you get. The other soapies seem closed, at least the ones I know (Annies, Nataree and the ones around it but I did not a lot of research by foot, I had better things to do).

BJ bars: woods still a cheap 800 Baht but few girls, a bit rushed service, 7 Heaven 1300, cute girls well trained but a bit sterile and pricey. Did not find Dugaporn (Heaven, Lolitas, Kasalong etc. Are gone.

SW on Sukhumvit and Thermae: lots of newly female outside, in Thermae quality rather low (also for the non alcoholic beverages AVOID) prices up to 3000 be for ST, I found it depressing and service not matching the prices, even I got a cute little spinner on her first day (or month / year LOL) on the job. Prices on the street quoted were 1500, even 1000 but I did not find that worth the bad looks. Enough choices though.

Soi 23: most bars open now with girls outside and no customers inside, Arab bars all still closed (sharks is a makeshift restaurant LOL), not the party atmosphere from the past and the cuties outside seem still to be the marketing and not working squad.

Nana Plaza: more action in general.

Airport departure very fast and efficient, no need to show up hours in advance. Hope that helps, pm for more details and enjoy not having to wear masks, you lucky bastards! At the moment Thailand seems together with German FKK the easiest option for a sexacation.

Go enjoy.

FA.

[Explorer8939]

Thank you very much for the detailed reply!

I'm listening to your advice, will go to a hotel for sure.

Can you give 2 names of hotels you suggest? Money isn't my top concern, but also not looking for too luxurious hotel since I guess I'll be out of it for the most part of my trip.

What's most important for me is a big bed and a big shower. A good breakfast is also a big advantage. Thanks again!!

If only there were a section here on Bangkok hotels.

[Dg8787]

Where did you get it done from?

I had the first one done by an older Chinese woman in the US. Years ago I had some done in BKK. It is always a hit and miss with different masseuses and shops. The better ones I have had was a massage shop in Manila that specialized in it before Covid. I believe they have closed down.

Some of the Korean massage spas in Angeles City, PH do it. They call it Jelipsum massage. Not all are pros at it. The pros know how to massage the exterior of the prostate and testicles and slow strokes on the penis. I tell them not to finish me off as I find this Jelipsum massage really prepares me for an explosive FS finish later.

You might look for a Korean massage spa, if they existing in BKK.

BTW, during the first times I had to get past my homophobic feeling with someone playing with my A hole.

Good luck in finding one.

[Member #4753]

Has anyone had luck in finding any cute young no baby damage massage girls in BKK?

Care to share via PM?

Perhaps you have just left BKK and won't see her again, pass the info on the a frequent poster on (hopefully good info).

[Chimpo Chinn]

Hey,

I'll be in BKK for the first time since 2019 in one month. I'll be staying by the Ploenchit BTS.

Anyways, are there a lot of street walkers available in the Nana / Asok area at night? I recall near the Stumble Inn there would be a ton of freelancers. Curious of that is still the case.

Thanks.

Available but of lower than low quality.

[Ben Birdwell]

agoda.com

Adelphi Suites Bangkok, Dream Hotel Bangkok, Radisson Suites Bangkok Sukhumvit all these range $40 to $60 per night.

The list of hotels is endless near Sukhumvit.

Airbnb near Sukhumvit too.

Adelphi Suites is great! I usually stay there when I'm in Bangkok. It's location is great. Just down the street from the Nana BTS station. Clean and friendly staff. Breakfast isn't shabby either!

[SsivTapti]

Thank you very much for the detailed reply!

I'm listening to your advice, will go to a hotel for sure.

Can you give 2 names of hotels you suggest? Money isn't my top concern, but also not looking for too luxurious hotel since I guess I'll be out of it for the most part of my trip.

What's most important for me is a big bed and a big shower. A good breakfast is also a big advantage. Thanks again!!

agoda.com

Adelphi Suites Bangkok, Dream Hotel Bangkok, Radisson Suites Bangkok Sukhumvit all these range $40 to $60 per night.

The list of hotels is endless near Sukhumvit.

Airbnb near Sukhumvit too.

[Nite_Runner]

1 hour away is a bad idea, I would never do that. I am living near patpong and so happy with that, sometimes you don't get the girl you want or the girls ditches you last minute. No problem just walk out and choose another one, or get a massage or go to a gogo bar, there are so many options available that too any time of the day. Yesterday night I could not sleep so went out for a walk, it was around 2 am and the gogo bars girls were going back home, just picked up 1 hotti and fucked her till 4 in the morning. Thats the fun of being in thailand, you will miss all this if you stay out of the main action area.

Completely agree. And I'm sure that doesn't include traffic. There are 100's of reasonable accommodation options within walking distance of Sukumvit that are very, very safe. Also, I'd recommend you stay in the Sukumvit area until you get your feel for the area as it is very ex-pat friendly and safer. You will have no problems in finding talent to go to your hotel as long as you have baht.

N_R.

[Member #4753]

There are plenty of AirBnb in the lower sukhumwit area. They will work out about 1/3 cheaper than a hotel.

Sukhumwit Road starts at the city center and each lane to the left is an even number soi, Each lane to the right is an odd number soi.

Lower Sukhuwit goes from soi 2 to perhaps soi 23/22 which is Asoke on the BTS (skytrain) There is tons of action in this area.

Soi 25 up to 50 are still good and many people stay there. The further up the sois to cheaper it gets geneneraly.

A condo on soi 50 will be 2/3 the cost of one at Asoke soi 21.

Each lane to the left is ODD, each lane to the right EVEN.

I shouls not post after beers - 555.

[Sarha Otzar]

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Stay closer. Find a map of BTS (skytrain) and MRT (subway) and stay at least near those lines. They are fast, easy to use, and a very pleasant ride.

If you're worried about escorts coming to a hotel, especially around lower sukhumvit, just don't. Every hotel there sees dozens come through their lobby every night. Usually coming in with a guy and leaving alone. Some hotels, you could just hang out in an elevator and hit on any girl "going down". Ya. It's that normal in these hotels. Those hundreds of women working in gogo bars in Nana and on the street in front of it go somewhere with the guys that pick them up. And, surprisingly, many of these hotels let girls go right up to your room door alone if you call an escort. (I made private arrangement with girls in massage parlors several times, first time expecting call from the desk or lobby, but no, right up to the room door. At the Westin.)

Thank you very much for the detailed reply!

I'm listening to your advice, will go to a hotel for sure.

Can you give 2 names of hotels you suggest? Money isn't my top concern, but also not looking for too luxurious hotel since I guess I'll be out of it for the most part of my trip.

What's most important for me is a big bed and a big shower. A good breakfast is also a big advantage. Thanks again!!

[TConor]

Most gogo bars are open now, you can come any time. Sawadi kaaaaaaa.

555 x 1. 50% = 832.5 .

[LuvMe17]

Planning a trip to Thailand can anyone tell me which is best time to visit thailand and where I can find pick up values. Just checked on internet and found this pick up bar video.

https://youtu.be/A0PbzTmvd3g

Most gogo bars are open now, you can come any time. Sawadi kaaaaaaa.