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08-21-23 05:26 #54769
Posts: 114Originally Posted by Montecristo [View Original Post]
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08-21-23 05:22 #54768
Posts: 268Ball massage. Certified.
Those that are fan of Thai massage, rather than that greasy oil alternative, may have ran into something called "nuad kasai", which to the less educated of us basically means ball/testicle massage.
Up on till yesterday I've been thinking there isn't all that much to this, except a slightly glorified wankjob. I have on occasion though met women who more obviously than others knew what they were doing, the best being a woman in Chiang Mai some 10 years ago. She obviously knew very well what she was doing, could explain it was to improve circulation and give more power, but I've never met anyone like that again.
Yesterday I was however wandering down Sukhumvit soi 33, looking for an at least somewhat pleasant looking woman for Thai massage. After a while I got the usual handjob offer (I have my own hand, thank you), which doesn't interest me much, and she wouldn't do BJ. We chatted a bit and somehow she mentioned "nuad kasai" ("nuad" means massage, "kasai" I had until yesterday been guessing means testicles, but now I'm guessing it means genitals, since she mentioned it can be done on women too).
Joking some more about this, she showed me her course certificate for completing a two day course in ball massage, which I display for my brothers amusement here.
Now, the woman herself said she was not very good at it beforehand, which turned out to be right, but I figured that if she has a license/diploma, it might at least be interesting.
Cost was 500 baht, though make sure you agree on this beforehand. She said if I wanted to shoot my shot too, it would be 1000 in total. Obviously taking the mickey of me, and I would not agree to pay more than 500, handjob and ballmassage included, but since I was only interested in the massage, I didn't care what she wanted to add a handjob.
She mentioned if I go to a hospital where they teach it, the location of which she showed me on google maps, it cost 2,500 per hour. I'm half tempted to go there just for an amusing experience, but I don't want to end up in the newspapers as "crazy farang goes to hospital looking for ball massage", as I don't really have any idea what part of the hospital it's on (reproductive problems would be my guess, but even then ...). She said both men and women go there.
Anyway, if anyone wants to try the shop is on Sukhumvit soi 33, name Kyoto massage. The woman's name is Da, around 30. The Thai massage was good, the ball massage was better than many other experiences, but if the woman in Chiang Mai was 10/10, this was only 6/10. Most others would have only been 3-4/10 though.
Book Thai massage (650 for two hours), then tell her in the cubicle you want "nuad kasai". Perhaps show her the diploma on your phone if she cannot understand your pronunciation.
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08-21-23 05:11 #54767
Posts: 141Originally Posted by NewtonYork [View Original Post]
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08-21-23 02:52 #54766
Posts: 265When it comes to getting around Bangkok, I have just one word for you: GRAB.
Back in the dark ages before Grab, you got around with the relatively new at the time subway and metro, and God forbid if you fell into the nightmare known as the Bangkok taxi. And yeah, you could take the tuk-tuks, they still try to rip you off, but it will still be relatively cheap depending on what currency you brought in. But in this golden age of Grab, where you not only see who the driver is on your phone and their reviews, but you get the price quoted to you before you get in the vehicle and you can pay cash at the end of the trip, and they even give you your change back (just tip them the change). I almost exclusively used Grab on my 3 week trip last year, went all over to Bangkok's touristy spots, and it was so easy. And affordable. What taxis cost in the rest of the world, Grab in Bangkok is cheap by comparison. Gawd, I miss Bangkok. You fellas that get to be in Bangkok all the time, appreciate what you have. You have no idea how lucky you are. Bangkok is paradise, heaven on earth.
Originally Posted by MakeItOrBreak [View Original Post]
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08-21-23 02:41 #54765
Posts: 265Curious about them deaf girls in front of Nana
I will forever be curious about them deaf girls in front of Nana Plaza. Some of them were pretty hot, and there's something sexy about them' when they sign language to each other. Like any good hobbyist, I strive to fuck all kinds of girls. Young and hot, hot MILF types, every color, creed and nationality, pussy is pussy. Hot is hot. But I have never fucked a deaf girl. And of course Thailand is where you can get some. I wonder. I really wonder. Man, I got to try next time, but it's so out of my wheelhouse. I know, I know, it's a transaction like any other, but there's something sweet and vulnerable about them' you know, like you want to protect them and take care of them and stuff. You older fellas might remember that movie from the 80's 'Children of a lesser god' starring deaf super babe Marlee Matlin. Man, I had such a huge crush on her. Yeah, I bet fuckin' a deaf chick would be really hot. Cause they got that whole different way of vocalizing, yeah, I bet it'll be really sexy. Anybody here ever fucked the deaf girls in front of Nana, please share, thanks dudes!
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08-21-23 02:30 #54764
Posts: 265Sadly, I didn't do the Huay Kwang soapies on my last trip, I just did oilies. I know what you mean, lot going around about the decline of them soapies. But last I heard, Nataree was back in the form of 'Little Duck'. Try as I might, I have not found any reviews about it anywhere, and I wonder if that too is closed. It's the same building and everything. I meant to try some soapies when I was in Bangkok last year, I mean I was there for 3 weeks, but man, I was just too busy with the oilies and massage places in sukhumvit, phrom phong, etc. Yeah, I know with Grab, Huay Kwang is easy to get to, but it still kinda 'feels' too far. On my trip to Thailand a number of years ago, I did experience Emmanuelle, and it was ok.
Yeah, a lot of the oilies in Sukhumvit and Phrom Phong have chicks in their 20's. Not exactly fishbowl like the soapies, but definitely a line up. Sadly, I have never tried fiwfans, but I have tried escorts, not from smoochi, but direct from the agencies, and at best it's hit or miss. And believe you me, they don't look the photos. I'd say maybe 1 out of every 3 kinda look like their photos. I wrote up on one of my reviews from last year on how this one chick from an escort agency, she looked almost nothing like her photo, it was borderline disastrous. Enough you could tell it was the same chick, but oh my gawd she was terrible looking in real life. I've had enough experiences, that I'm a little averse to finding chicks on the internet, be it fiwfans or smoochi or escort sites, at least with real life line ups, whatever the service may be, you can see what she actually looks like.
Originally Posted by Optional [View Original Post]
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08-21-23 02:20 #54763
Posts: 265Yes, there's no way better to sum it all up. If you're white, you can look like freakin' Danny Devito, chicks in Asia, South America and Africa are going to be all over you. Nobody's going to know if you're rich anyway, so long as you have enough cash. And if you're white, you're basically 'western' to everyone else in the world, doesn't matter if you're from the Siberian heartland. I remember this sad sack of a dude who was from Greece, second generation American, and he was bitchin' to me that he couldn't get chicks here in the states, cause he does look like shit, and I told him, see'Mon. Dude, I look like shit too, but I'm drowning in pussy, you know why? Cause I go to Thailand! Oh my gawd. Anyway, moron got saddled with an okay looking eastern european chick who already had a kid with some other guy. Another idiot who got saddled with some other guy's kid, just so he can have sex. Believe you me, I've fucked my fair share of eastern european chicks here looking to stay in the country, and yeah, I'll fuck them', sure as hell ain't going to marry them'.
So yes, long story short, you want to pick up chicks in Thailand? You don't even need to be rich or handsome, you just got to be white. Oh my God dudes, have you seen how many old, fat, balding, decrepit, half-dead, can hardly walk Danny Devito type white guys waddling around Thailand with young Thai chicks? I don't get it either, but this is the place for me to get laid cause Thai chicks have really low standards for the guys they fuck. And I'm a fat, ugly old guy! I fit the bill!
Originally Posted by Nyezhov [View Original Post]
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08-21-23 02:07 #54762
Posts: 265Oh my gawd dude, if you like that, then you got to go see one of the chicks I saw at Thermae. To me, I had a terrible time, but you'll find her in one of my old reports from last year, I don't remember her name right now off the top of my head, but service wasn't good, and her Bush was just lousy hairy. The kind of hairy that yes, you can fuck, but there's no feasible way to eat her out. Just no way, but since you like that stuff, I would recommend her to you.
Originally Posted by Huntsman [View Original Post]
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08-21-23 02:03 #54761
Posts: 265What you say is true dude. In my interactions with chicks in Thailand, when the conversation goes onto their experiences with other customers from around the world, in every instance, every girl I've met and I've met many in Bangkok, said they don't like Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, etc. They throw in something called 'malays' as well, plus arabs. Them's the way the cookie crumbles. They would state stuff like those dudes are disrespectful, cheap, borderline violent, hairy, etc. First up, regardless of your skin color, always be a gentlemen with these chicks, God knows their life ain't exactly a bed of roses since they're out there fucking us! And, for the love of God fellas, shave yourself down there. Every girl I've met, not just in Thailand, but everywhere, appreciates smooth and clean plumbing on which they can ply their trade. Granted, some Thai girls don't shave down there too, and I don't like that, but most Thai girls, do have it shaved or tastefully trimmed. It ain't your fault dude that your peoples are perceived like that, but you do what you can. Say, quick question dude, I saw this fascinating documentary about the caste system in India, how true is that in this day and age? Man, that is something, 3 thousand year old tradition of defining people by birth. I know life sucks here for a lot of people in the states, but for the lowest caste in India, it sounds like a real living hell.
Originally Posted by Kadaklaunda [View Original Post]
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08-21-23 01:48 #54760
Posts: 265I think it depends on the place where they work, at best it's once every few months. On their own, not regularly. Heck, for a lot of them, they don't go for a yearly check up, cause it is what it is. If they could afford a better life where regular check ups was a thing, they wouldn't be fucking us. Sad but true. Then again, I've met a lot of people here in the states that can more than afford a regular check up, but won't do it until they have a heart attack, ha!
Originally Posted by NinjaGoku [View Original Post]
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08-21-23 01:40 #54759
Posts: 265I've been to Sharks! Pre-Covid days of course, I still remember my train ride from Frankfurt to Darmsdat and took a cab to the place. It was years ago, but I recall it was good.
I too second this fiwfans thing, I think if you're limited on time, just walk into places like those in Phrom Phong or Huai Kwang. Talent is there for you to choose, and there's kinda enough reviews out there in forums to be able to identify the talented girls.
Originally Posted by Nyezhov [View Original Post]
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08-21-23 01:34 #54758
Posts: 265What you're describing kinda sounds like an escort you'd get for a day or 2. I did something like back in one of my past Bangkok trips. Got the chick for a day, spend some time doing touristy stuff, she took me to 'Asiatique', who knew Bangkok had a big ferris wheel type place, went back to my hotel, fucked, etc. I got her again for another day the next week, but sure I coulda paid her for 2 days in a row. If you're talking about those websites where you pay a local to show you around, I think they screen for that stuff, cause they don't want to be messing around with prostitution. Yeah man, just get an escort for 2 days. Or better yet, get a different one for each day.
Originally Posted by KalaBairava [View Original Post]
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08-21-23 01:26 #54757
Posts: 265Why is everyone talking about Indian dudes when we should be talking about chicks?
Hmmm. Even though this forum exists for talking about chicks we'd like to fuck, weirdly everyone is talking about Indian fellas? Uh. Ok I might as well add my two cents. I remember last year on my blow out 3 week sex-travaganza trip when I was at Nana Plaza, I saw this kinda weird thing. There was this small group of dudes from the 'sub-continent', and one of them' just as he's about to walk into one of the bars, the doorman immediately barred him and said you can't go in and waved him away. I'd never seen that before. I also did observe that they do tend to travel in groups, more often than other races / nationalities. But as to the other tropes, like them being cheap, or sharing one beer between 5 guys when in a bar, I have personally never witnessed it, but then again when I'm in Bangkok I'm there for the girls, so I don't really notice what other hobbyists are doing. In my world travels, I've seen all manner of assholes be all manner of skin color. So, I don't know fellas. It's kinda weird you all be here talking about dudes, and what they may or may not be like or how they may or may not be treated like, when we should be discussing chicks. Hot, hot, sexy Thai chicks. Ok, sure, it's pretty much a given if you're a white dude, you go anywhere in the world you're worshipped like a God, that's a fact, that's how the world works, it sucks for most of the world, it's great for the lucky dudes who are white. If you're any shade of yellow, brown or darker, it's a sad reality of the human experience that you'll get discriminated against. Everyone knows this, I'm just saying the quiet part out loud. There's no use talking about how Indians are treated in Thailand, or how they have a bad reputation as tourists. If you really want to get into it, then this full faced tattoo fella might be your cup of tea, cause he really, really likes to talk about how Indian people are, and he gets to say all that and more cause drumroll. He's Indian himself. *.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiQu6r_9QPk
I don't know though fellas,*I'll leave it to you guys to judge. Since everyone here is so fascinated by Indian fellas in Thailand let's keep the conversation going. The dude does have almost 60 k subscribers, based on what I know about Youtube, that and his view count, he could conceivably make around 2 grand a month. Not bad for someone living in Thailand. *.
It's a sad reality of literal millennia of human history that people of darker complexions get treated like shit. Yes, Indians do have a certain reputation, but so do all other*peoples. I don't want to talk about sad stuff dudes, let's focus on the chicks man. Which babes in what bars, massage places have you seen recently? Was she good? How much was she? Stuff like that. Let's talk about*that cool stuff. Man, I went through hell in South East Asia decades ago for my country, I'm just old and tired now. Old and desperate, I finally succumbed and went to a massage joint for some sex here in the sexual wasteland that's the good ol' USA, and man oh man, the amount of money I paid for a very subpar experience I coulda gotten three 90 minute really good sessions in Bangkok. Makes me want to unlife myself. Not one to give up so easily I walked down a few blocks and found another joint where no sex was provided, but the HJ was great, and I got to suck on some titties. You guys are so lucky to be in Bangkok you know that? Instead of trolling each other, talking shit about people from other parts of the world, let's focus on giving good, decent, detailed reports on what matters most. Chicks. *.
So. To the chicks. Again, it's good to know Haru (now known as BB) is still around. As much as I like Noey I like her better cause she let me do more stuff. I like how they spelled their website as "Bangkak" instead of Bangkok, makes it so much easier to find online. God knows there must be a million 'smile massages' in Bangkok. I wonder why so many left BKK Happy and moved there? Don't matter. So long as they're still around for God knows when I can make it back. I'm in the midst of securing some income, will try to work these weary bones so I can make me some cash, so that if the world doesn't implode by 2025, maybe, just maybe I can make it back. Man oh man, I hope those same girls will still be around by then, I know it's a long shot, they move around quite a lot. *.
I first noticed the whole BBFS thing from butterfly some months ago, and I've only ever seen*it on one other site. But I wouldn't be surprised if other sites start stating it. I think it's something that's picking up in Thailand, I know it's always been there, kinda under the radar where you arrange with the chick if she's cool with it for extra cash, but to see it out in the open on websites, that's kinda unusual for Thailand. I myself have never actively pursued it in Thailand, but yes I've been offered it. And believe*you me, I've been tempted. I mentioned either in this forum or another one that I did succumb years ago with a chick here. By the time I went to see her again the 2nd, 3rd time, etc, all pretense of the condom was out the door, it was like being with a hot, sexy girlfriend that just wanted your seed inside her. But alas, the chicks here aren't affordable anymore. Not that they were that affordable to begin with years ago. By the time I left the game here in the northeast, it was already 200 bucks a pop. Now? It's damn near 400 bucks. Jesus wept. 400 US Dollars? You got to be kidding me. Want to blame Japanese people for upping the average price of girls in Thailand? How about blame*the idiot Wall Street types for causing hot*chicks in most big cities to cost so much. Thank God for local 'privats' in cities like Prague. You can at least still get hot babes for about 100 bucks there, no guarantee on service, but ain't it worse if you pay more and the service still sucks? At least in Thailand, if you walk away from a subpar session, you can*just tell yourself "oh well, at least it didn't cost so much". She was great though, still remember her name to this day. I know. I know I can find someone like her in Bangkok at a fraction of what I paid here in the states, but even without a condom, my dick just doesn't want to cooperate no more, I absolutely need pharmaceutical assistance, and with all the travels I've done, Thailand's the only place in the world where I've found said pharmaceutical help that works best for me, sans prescription too. I'm an old man fellas. *.
Why aren't there more Ukrainian girls in Thailand now with all that's been happening? Want to talk about reputations though, I hear that Ukrainian girls are expensive and have a pretty high and mighty type attitude compared to their eastern, central european counterparts. Then again, maybe not. I'm way too lazy to go over my own old reviews, but it could have been a Ukrainian chick I fucked back in Prague that one time, and she was super sweet. See fellas, shouldn't brush everyone with a single stroke. Ok fine, who cares about how dudes are anyway, but I always contend that chicks from all over the world are worth fucking if they're sweet. To hell with perceived tropes and reputations. I mean, I'll be upfront with ya'll, I too avoid Air India, apparently people from the subcontinent have an effect on one's olfactory organs, but if Priya Price (I know she's not actually Indian, but who cares) or Priya Rai was standing in front of me buck naked, ready to fuck, I sure as hell ain't going to say no, ha!*.
Ok, I've joined in the conversation to continue inane and pointless stuff. Now, let's get back to talking about girls, please someone report on a trip or something. Tell us about a hidden gem of a girl, some new massage joint we never heard of. An awesome bar girl you met. Please, report on that. I can say all this cause I freakin' contributed, I always do, just look back on all my reports from all over the world. And you can be damn sure if I'm still alive long enough for another Bangkok trip, I'll report it alright. *.
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08-20-23 22:29 #54756
Posts: 2720True But
Originally Posted by SinfullyKorean [View Original Post]
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08-20-23 22:17 #54755
Posts: 459Most gogo bar girls will know where the short time rooms are at. I think they're only about 400-500 baht.
As for fiwfans, it's usually an incall setup. So you're going to their location.
Originally Posted by Steve9696 [View Original Post]