Bangkok Reports

[Nyezhov]

I note in number 7 below the Thai word I used got edited out. The reference was don't be someone who Thais will call a monitor lizard. Don't be rude, overbearing, smelly, howling noisy drunk, gropy, greedy, loud, arrogant, mean, violent, cheap or stupid.

[Nyezhov]

Thai girls like guys that are "Jai Dee", however there have to be limits to it.

Yep, I can see that you know what it is. Guys it's something inside. It's raining and ya broke your coffee mug and they overcharged your electric bill by two whole euros. Fuck yeah dude hey I'm alive, let's go to the Thai National Museum and study rice baskets and then get a beer. And a BJ O YEAH, yeehaww, life is good, hey baby before ya start sucking did I tell you about my coffee mug what a great day.

That's Jai Dee. Not getting on the Internet and bitching about your electric bill and Thai folks all be thieves. Bet the BJ girl will feel that attitude.

You are in Thailand. You are alive. What more do you need? Ya ain't got the misery of being stuck in traffic in LA, or wintering in Manchester or catering to some fat bitchy wife or being an Arsenal fan. You are in Thailand getting gobbled by a cute 20 year old. I can't wait till tomorrow maybe I'll have the trots. What an interesting day!

[Syzygies]

While I mostly agree with everything else in your post, this part is wide open to subjective interpretation, imo. Yet I have not read anyone else questioning it, as though it is universally understood what one could do behind closed doors in this hobby, let's say in Thailand specifically, that "gets you a bad reputation".

Would you or anyone else who has already read this but not questioned it care to list a few things that punters do behind closed doors that would in a meaningful way make it difficult for them to take another girl in the bar because the girls talked badly about it?

For sure I don't question it, and surprises me that you question it. Gossip is rife in the bar. Some girls or staff will tell me that certain girls are not for me, meaning well, since I treat my info source girls well. Equally well girls hear plenty of gossip about the customers, which maybe true, or greatly exaggerated. They will know a surprising amount of detail about what things you like to do in the room, unless the girl is too ashamed to mention she went along with it to her friends. Girls will know if you typically cum in 5 minutes or 50 minutes, quite likely.

Plenty of times a mamasan or other staff member will tell some newbie girl that I am a guy to be trusted, as have a good reputation. On the other hand I have been subject to undesirable gossip. E. g. , girls get to hear that I fuck for long time and don't come quick. Girls get to hear that I used to always / mostly take 2 girls at a time from Suzie Wong. One girl who does not like to do threesomes, and possibly having a delicate pussy, used to avoid me for over a year. Eventually she saw from her own observation that I was popular among good girls in the bar, and not cheap Charlie. She finally decided to approach me because she knew that her looks were special to me. Soon she became my regular girl, for normal non threesome bookings, because she found out I was a very worthwhile customer, despite rumours, and despite previously taking several different girls. There was nothing so bad to be avoided. She was superior to most girls in looks and style. Her fears of me due to gossip were totally unfounded really. She would handle that I cum slow as long as did not get a pounding.

I have been refused by hookers without knowing why on occasions. However very likely to be due to gossip about how I am and what I do, I. E. Reputation, or sometimes purely because I previously refused the girl when she approached me. There are several possibilities.

I do get to hear about reputation of other customers in the bar. I. e. The girl will say that a particular guy is a heavy groper, or a total waste of space and time, or cheap Charlie, or Mr. Stinky. Etc. There are guys that will be avoided, and others that are considered easy prey, or Psycho guys, etc. So not only is the general reputation of your peers from a Culture considered, but also personal reputation (which is much fairer). Personal good reputation can overcome the reputation of your peers.

Another problem can occur where girls may avoid a guy, if he is seen as "belonging" to some girl in the bar, who won't take kindly to others trying to "steal" her customer. This is absolute bullshit from the customer point of view, since it is our choice, and we are not married to the girl. One girl this year did a tantrum while drunk (and possibly on substances) since I don't take her any more. She just started work in Shark. She seems a bit psycho these days. I used to take her a lot years ago but then her body was great and while she was crazy she was fun. Now she has had a baby, her ass is now fattish rather than sleek, her pussy has altered and does not suit me anymore since her baby some time back in Suzie Wong (possibly doctor stitched her up a bit to taunt). Most of all she is now too crazy to be tolerable. However hard for her to understand why I have moved on. She used to think she had semi ownership, most likely. Fortunately has not affected my current regular girls in Shark. I enjoy a very good reputation there, which unfortunately then has to lead to keeping undesired girls away. Two favourite girls there is enough for me, so I can't be generous and buy drinks for any of their "friends" on a regular basis. Two well treated girls is plenty.

If a girl is popular in a bar, and she has several guys interested in her concurrently, your reputation could count for a lot, if she does not know you well personally. Customers with good reputation will be at the front of the queue.

Guys well known at Bacarra with good reputation and known to be not a waste of space, won't get asked to buy a drink before entry most likely. I did get asked to buy a drink first, probably because totally unknown by the doormen, and maybe I look like a hard type (deceptive). Will refusing to buy a drink before entry count in my favour next time? LOL Of course not if they remember me (unlikely - it's too long ago).

[EihTooms]

And behind closed doors, don't do anything that gets you a bad reputation. They will talk to each other..

Truer words were never spoken. That's how I roll anywhere. Why'all can argue about Mr. Paws techniques and psychological state all you want, but that's how the world works.

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While I mostly agree with everything else in your post, this part is wide open to subjective interpretation, imo. Yet I have not read anyone else questioning it, as though it is universally understood what one could do behind closed doors in this hobby, let's say in Thailand specifically, that "gets you a bad reputation".

Would you or anyone else who has already read this but not questioned it care to list a few things that punters do behind closed doors that would in a meaningful way make it difficult for them to take another girl in the bar because the girls talked badly about it?

I suspect I have done things behind closed doors that many posters here believe ought to make it almost impossible for another girl in the bar who heard about it to happily go with me and deliver very good service anyway. But I can't think of one time where that actually happened.

Of course, I'm not hazy on things like beating up the girls or kicking them out with little or no money/fee despite their giving fair and decent agreed upon service. There is no grey area in that kind of behavior. But there is a whole lot of other stuff some punters do far short of that kind of thing that other guys might say the girls will surely talk about and, therefore, the perpetrators might as well avoid that bar for a good long while.

Like what?

[Syzygies]

Not only is this great advice it is funny as fuck. The whole post is worth printing puts everything into perspective.

Yes I like Mr Nyezhov's advice too. Great point made. A Classic post that some will disagree with, but is "spot on" for me. Rob should have quoted properly. I am "Jai Dee" (for useful people) but still ignore people that are of no interest to me. No Cheap Charlie. Just like we enjoy lots of girls, they give lots of guys a good dirty time. You don't ever want to serious during a sex session or with hookers. Its about having fun. If there is no fun, move on. I think Nyezhov covered all of that well.

Thai girls like guys that are "Jai Dee", however there have to be limits to it.

[Bubba Boy]

1. It's your life and RFF.

3. Treat folks like you want to be treated. If they treat you like shit after you been nice, move on.

4. That stunner #47 just took a load in her mouth right before you. She's 20 and you are 60. Don't fall in love.

Not only is this great advice it is funny as fuck. The whole post is worth printing puts everything into perspective.

[Rob Jones]

1. It's your life and RFF.

2. Everyone gets ripped off one in a while. Try being married if you don't believe that.

3. Treat folks like you want to be treated. If they treat you like shit after you been nice, move on.

4. That stunner #47 just took a load in her mouth right before you. She's 20 and you are 60. Don't fall in love.

5. If folks don't like you because of your race creed nationality colour or religion, fuck them and move on. There aren't other places to go?

6. Jai Dee.

7. Don't be a. Don't be a Cheap Charlie.

8. Some coochie is better than others, but there ain't a lot of bad coochie.

9. Same with BJs.

10. You are walking on top of the ground instead of laying underneath it. Therefore it's a great day no matter what. Did I say Jai Dee?

I'll be there in October for a 6 month stay. Maybe I'll go to Baccara. I can speak bad Japanese, that will keep them amused. Watashi wa echi ojisan 555. And if I'm not treated nice, or if it isn't fun. I'll leave.

NB. If I would have seen MP doing public boom boom motions I would have laughed my ass off. It's all about FUN guys, death is serious and pussy ain't.

Good advice. At times we all take ourselves too seriously and the 2 main points are if your alive you are doing well and bad sex is better then no sex LOL.

[D Cups]

I've been hanging out in Pattaya, HK, and HCM more than BKK. .

Nice rack on that one MP, thanks.

[Decpticon]

Hi,

Did any one try No 1 angelescort.

Did any one try Nana and Karita. Can you give your experiences and suggestions.

[Nyezhov]

Make your presence known to staff by being friendly. Be respectful to the girls in the club. Buy drinks. Pay fair money for girls. And behind closed doors, don't do anything that gets you a bad reputation. They will talk to each other..

Truer words were never spoken. That's how I roll anywhere. Why'all can argue about Mr. Paws techniques and psychological state all you want, but that's how the world works.

Fist bump that security guy! Buy him a sausage Big smile! Clean and put together! Broken Thai with laughter! Offer that mint! Buy a drink, hell, just buy a random lady drink, , buy the mamasan a drink, smile, smile, smile. Don't be a sloppy loud drunk, don't lose your temper, don't grab ass girls you aren't going to buy, don't throw around money but don't be cheap, act like a fun gentleman and not a.

I have seen a lot of changes in Thailand over the past 20 years. But all the discussion on the Sanuk and Monger Boards remains the same about this hassle and that problem and did I pay too much and that stunner is a starfish, etc.

Here's my added rules to Mr. MPs.

1. It's your life and RFF.

2. Everyone gets ripped off one in a while. Try being married if you don't believe that.

3. Treat folks like you want to be treated. If they treat you like shit after you been nice, move on.

4. That stunner #47 just took a load in her mouth right before you. She's 20 and you are 60. Don't fall in love.

5. If folks don't like you because of your race creed nationality colour or religion, fuck them and move on. There aren't other places to go?

6. Jai Dee.

7. Don't be a. Don't be a Cheap Charlie.

8. Some coochie is better than others, but there ain't a lot of bad coochie.

9. Same with BJs.

10. You are walking on top of the ground instead of laying underneath it. Therefore it's a great day no matter what. Did I say Jai Dee?

I'll be there in October for a 6 month stay. Maybe I'll go to Baccara. I can speak bad Japanese, that will keep them amused. Watashi wa echi ojisan 555. And if I'm not treated nice, or if it isn't fun. I'll leave.

NB. If I would have seen MP doing public boom boom motions I would have laughed my ass off. It's all about FUN guys, death is serious and pussy ain't.

[The Cane]

I think it is the other way round mate. Baccara was not racist till 2016 and used to let all decent looking punters. They started asking most non Jap clients to buy drinks before entering somewhere in 2016. However in early 2018 I was shocked when they pulled members only BS on me. I have read few more reports of this happening now a days. Looks like they are becoming the next CH or Rainbow 1.

This is only partially true. They were requiring non-East Asians to buy a drink before entering before 2016. I know because I was there before 2016 and witnessed the practice myself. They were still letting everybody in though. No racist "members only" BS. That said, I was denied entry at the Baccara in Pattaya with "members only", unless I agreed to pay the "members fee" before going in. That was like the price of one drink. Pissed off by this practice that I had seen at a couple of Bangkok bars already (Baccara & Rainbow 4 forgot the new name), and one other in Pattaya (Angel Witch), I passed. I'll spend my fists full of money elsewhere!

Baccara Bangkok certainly had a lot of tutes! But, on the first floor there were so many of them crowded onto the stage that you really couldn't get a good look at all of the girls. And most of them seemed to be bored and disinterested doing their listless "Thai tute shuffle". I preferred going upstairs to the second floor I believe it was. It was much more comfortable up there, and I saw a really cute Thai girl I wanted. She turned me down (I fucked way better than her in Thailand by the way), and seemed uninterested in going with anybody but East Asians, even to accept a drink. She would come out and do her shuffle and then disappear for long periods of time. I also saw that she was trying to hide or cover up the number on her little skirt. Maybe she was on the rag? Who knows LOL!

[Syzygies]

You're obviously not looking at it from their side as much as you should.

Unnecessary sarcasm perhaps, but I don't totally disagree with either of you. Frances raises some valid points, but seems to be looking for a place of perfection, rather than being realistic. A lot of the girls in the bar are going to have a shitty character, and a small percentage are probably good for having some fun.

Yes, certain groups of guys are too much hassle, and get refused entry, rather than being a big waste of space. Meanwhile Billboard will probably let them in, because they have a lot of space and tolerate the partying groups who won't sit down quietly. I don't go in Baccara any more and waste their space. I am certainly not going to buy a drink before I see if there is a decent seat available and maybe even some girls that suit my taste.

We all have to understand the underlying motivations of all concerned, but especially the girls. The first one is selfishness, which often leads to poor behaviour if a guy is not seen as a possible long term client. Next is that the job can be awfully boring for girls, so if they can have a good time, while making money, even better. Girls often cannot work properly without alcohol assist. Partying and getting drunk is very normal. Some of the girls can be horny and get themselves off in the right circumstance.

Some of the girls want a proper boyfriend as well, who knows why, but to feel really needed by someone like in a normal relationship, so may be fucking the doorman or DJ or some outside taxi driver or tout, for free. That is still better than the pimped girls supporting some druggie Thai boy.

One of my bargirls told me about her new Thai boy who works near the bar, acquired recently, she was open to getting one, and yet is still orgasmic with me, she just can't help it that her pussy is very sensitive, and cums very easily from DATY. At least she assures me she is taking precautions not to get pregnant and stuff up everything. She did not want to be seen with me going to a certain ST Hotel, because apparently even her father drives a taxi not far away at all. Go figure! She does not seem to keep a lot of secrets. Somewhat abnormal.

[EihTooms]

Eihtooms, do you need us to quote all of MP's posts so you can read them?

Thanks for the offer, Banana Boi, but not really. If it is his overriding intention is that some of us not read his posts then I am good with that. I view my commenting on anything I see quoted in another person's post as a comment on what that person has deemed worthy of consideration and discussion and not a response to MP. I don't need or miss commenting or replying to MP directly.

And, frankly, those two points I agreed with in my previous post were the only two I have read in any of his posts going back to the days when I could read all of them in their entirety that I would also recommend to any other punter. I honestly believe that, to whatever extent the 100,000 baht bar tabs and pizza dinners for the doormen are meant to improve his results with a girl in his room, he could junk all that silliness, just apply those two factors and get essentially the same results in the room he is getting now.

Maybe even better results since much of that stuff is no doubt seen by the girls as the act of a man more interested to throwing his money around indiscriminately than in getting value for that money from her in the hotel room.

Plus there is still plenty of opportunity for him to get his kicks humiliating them when he tells the server to take the barfine off his check bin if in the subsequent discussion the girl pretends not to understand what a BBBJ means, not to believe that yes many Thai girls provide a CIM finish or whatever. So no loss there for him or anyone else inclined to apply those two elements and dump all the unnecessary and likely counterproductive effort and expenditures. At least then the humiliation of them would have been earned and would serve a purpose for the greater good.

[MonkeyPaw]

I've been hanging out in Pattaya, HK, and HCM more than BKK. Thursday night I came back to see if there is any new talent. Started my night at Baccara and got there around 7:45. Doors open at 7:00 but the girls trickle in from 7:20-8:00 for the first wave, second wave arrives before 9:00, and third and fourth waves are 10 and 11. I like to get there early to get a seat and watch them come in one by one. So after saying "Hi" to Sam (bald headed fat guy at the door), I walked in. By the way again. Don't bribe this guy with money. Just pay respect to him, so he notices you. Offer him a drink. He likes food and he likes coffee. Better he's your friend, than not. The owner is European, but has plenty of local Thai investors. So they are always keeping check on one another to any rules being broken. Baccara club runs like a well oiled machine, they know how to make money. There is no ping pong balls, no yee sip baht, and no bribes. None of that stuff is needed to keep their girls. Drinks, barfines, and use of that short time hotel is all they need. It's like a monopoly.

As soon as I walked in the mood in the club changed. The Baccara girls and I have this love and hate relationship. In other words, I'm not new to the game they play on other customers. I've been told by some of the girls that I'm the only guy that was able to play back. What game that is? Try going there and making a list of the top looking 60 or so trophy girls that work there over a span 4-5 years. And then banging each of them one by one and being able to get the best experience from as many as on that list as possible. You start breaking in circles of friends and then it gets much harder and harder, so after each and every time, I had to up my game with the next girl. Then to have girls spread rumors or pussy block one another because you ditched them for the next. Geesh. Doing this without over paying for below par service is not easy. The most I've paid for short time was 3,000 and long time was 10,000, but there are lots of in between depending on the services provided. And by now most everybody knows I like to tie these girls up and get them in vulnerable situations where they lose all sense of control and make them cum over and over again. I'm kinky, but not gross, not a sadist or try hurt the girls. These girls know at Baccara my reputation already. "Money is not and issue with him. And if he wants you, he will call you. Don't try to approach him with our fake smiles and games. " The kinkiness, I think they keep to themselves so they save face amongst each other. Many of the girls there are pissed that I've never barfined them after all these years because they have this tendency to want to compare themselves with each other and the best looking ones. Fortunately for me, I used to be the boyfriend of probably the most popular girl in the ALL the go go bar clubs in Bangkok. So that's how I got my start by playing with the devil. She was the #1 hustler in ALL of the Bangkok go go bars. Too bad the devil didn't know who I really was. I always win.

Thursday night, there was a handful of new talent, maybe only one new girl that I would add to my list. On the other hand, there was another girl, #299, that I need to get off that original list. If anyone has been with her and had success, share some intel. That way I can prepare my game with her. She's slim, has silicones, and bangs on her hair. Anyways, the rest of the girls that I wanted to be with, I have already done so. I need to make a quick point about Baccara. I sat there for about 45 minutes and I saw at least two Indians or Middle Easterns. They were well dressed and groomed and looked to be in their 40's. They sat at the bar, well behaved, and bought drinks and seemed to be enjoying their time. I also saw a black older man who was around 60, out of shape, and spoke with what sounded like a African accent. He sat right next to me, bought 1 beer and called down a very small and petite girl with short hair and no ass, no boobs (#421 or #412 I think). Her first drink was an orange juice big drink. In less than 15 minutes, he was barfining her. From the conversation I over heard, it was going to be a poor service job but at least he was able to get in and do so. She quoted him 3000 for 45 minutes across in the short time hotel and all money up front. I personally would have never barfined her (not my type). But he understood his limits. Get what you can get and the slowly build your reputation. So when Eih Tooms mentions that most of these members on here need to look at themselves, their mannerisms, hygiene, and how they are groomed BEFORE they scream racism, he is right. Just because you can't succeed, don't think that it's only about race, especially when there are others of the same race who can. With Baccara, come early before 8 pm. Pay respects to Sam. Make your presence known to staff by being friendly. Be respectful to the girls in the club. Buy drinks. Pay fair money for girls. And behind closed doors, don't do anything that gets you a bad reputation. They will talk to each other. The less you are known, the flashier you have to be to get the top talent. But be careful, the top trophy girls are very good at their game of taking all your money and giving back crap.

After Baccara, I went to Sharks. Lots of new coyotes dancers, who have no business even being on stage. I was appalled. However there was a new cute slim one that attracted my attention. Maybe not older than 21. Sometimes, I look at a girl and gauge very quickly how much I want play with this one and how much effort and how much money. To me she was equivalent to something I can get at Twisters. It was only around 9 pm about 15 customers, so I just wanted to play a quick game since many of these coyotes are drink hustlers and have no intention of going with customers. Pay attention, this is how it's done. I called the waitress over and pointed to the girl I wanted. Waitress asked if I wanted to buy her a drink? I told the waitress, "You must be new. Go tell the girl if she wants to boom boom me. If she says yes, she can come off stage to sit with me and I will get her 5 drinks. And if she says yes, I will get you (the waitress) a drink also. " The new waitress happily rushed over there and asked the new coyote. Her friends over heard and looked at her. I stood up, so she can look at me and spun around, and then waived her come over. I made a circle with one hand and repeatedly stuck in my finger in it with the other hand. That's the universal sign for boom boom. She shook her head to the waitress "No. " I did all this without fear of who was watching in the club. There were dancers, mamasans, waitresses all watching this scene. I don't consider myself unattractive by any means, so I know it's not my looks. And it's not definitely not a money issue either. So by her publicly not wanting to come sit with a customer like me, what revelation was just made to everybody including the 15 customers at Shark? This is how you get a coyote to show her true colors as a hustler to other customers. Saved me some time, money, and from a shitty experience. Some might be thinking, what if she did come off stage and agreed. Then it's a new game, 1 drink at a time and many questions asked, until I pay the barfine at the end, and the rest of the money after the session in my room. At anytime I could always send her back. Just getting them to come down and commit to you is the biggest hurdle. But make sure it's not to hustle you for drinks. You have to compete with so many other customers for the best talent. At any of the Man from Iran bars in Soi Cowboy and Cowboy 2. Ask the girls immediately"can you be barfined?" before allowing them to sit or even grab your arm as you are walking by outside of the clubs on the strip. Gauge their looks quickly and feel for fat, firmness, and flab all within that first drink that is ordered. Tell them to bring the barfine ticket and keep in it the bin with the drink bill. Anything fishy or if you feel she is going to be a bad experience, cancel the barfine and pay the drink tab and GTFO.

After this I walked into Nana Plaza and did a tour of Rainbow 2 (downstairs in back right corner next to London Calling) #72 looked cute with her new boobs. If anybody got to see how they looked let me know. I've only been with her when she had natural ones. Perhaps it's time to take a peek at her new body. Rainbow 5 (second floor next to Twisters) has the most girls #5, #56, and #11 looked pretty hot this night. #5 hates me, though I've been with her like 5 times, #56 (been with twice) adores me but I know she has a tomboy and she doesn't know I know, and #11 looks like she will be on my next to bang list. If anybody has intel on #11 please share. By the way feel free to ask me about certain girls at Rainbow 1, 2, 5, and Baccara. These are the clubs where I've done most of my damage in Bangkok besides Scratch Dog and Hanker Club.[Deleted by Admin]

Anyways, I just wanted to do a quick tour of my favorite clubs on my first night. My last stop was at Thermae and it was packed full of customers and girls, many new faces I haven't seen before. This was about 11:00. I bought my usual club soda and did one round the joint. I spotted a sexy girl with huge boobs (standing to the left as you walk in next to the cashier booth where the "elf looking girl" often stands) being chatted up by two Japanese guys in their 30's wearing what looks to be there work suits and carrying backpacks. Don't ask me why? I'm not Japanese, maybe it's for show and tell. Anyways, I gave them about 3 minutes to close the deal with her. She wouldn't look directly at them in these 3 minutes, so I swooped in for the kill. I walked over, told them, "domo arigato" while squeezing myself into the conversation. I can feel them staring at the side of my head, but I don't really care. I just smiled, said Hello, and asked how much for short time? She said 3000. I said I'll give you 3000 plus tip and my room was only 1 minute on Soi 13. She said okay, and we left the two Japanese guys looking a bit bewildered to what just happened, but there is plenty on talent there. It will be okay for them. It's been awhile since I reviewed a girl. Pretty much because it's a different girl everyday, but I kind of get lazy and bored of writing the same thing. So this will be quick. The 3000 became 4000 baht plus 200 taxi for her to go home because she could barely walk afterwards. Now good experience with me starts with a decent girl and ends in with BBBJ CIM. However, a great experience is like with this one, a 23 year old girl with a hot body, big boobs, involves sex toys, restraints, some light electro shocking of the boobs, squirting, multiple orgasms, BBBJ, 69 ing, sex in multiple positions, and finish with CIM. Of course the LINE IDs are swapped to cap it all off. Meet Bam Bam a 23 year old from Thermae. Enjoy.

[Goatscrot]

Just what the question is asking thanks.

Yes, for over 18 years.