Bangkok Reports

[AmericanThief]

Has anyone had a threesome where you DIDN'T have to change the condom when you switched to the other girl's vagina? In my experience everytime I want to penetrate the second girl they stop me and want to change the condom. Even in the mouth the girl wants to use a wet wipe on me before she starts sucking. Please provide name of any place that won't do this.

[Smoothy]

Is there more than normal in this area? In my previous trips here, it seemed they were mainly around the darker inbetween area from Soi 4 to Soi Cowboy. Now they're clustered right in front of my hotel and all along Soi 4 and they're very aggressive at times. Clearly look away and they still try and step in front of you and grab your arm. I have yet to see one that I thought was hot and even attractive. Very annoying.

They are ugly and annoying. However, if guys would stop paying for their services, they would not be there. I blame the guys who take those kind of girls for that trash cluttering up the streets.

[Paolo99]

You have to get serious with them to get change back. So now I carry plenty of small currency (exact change) so as not to play that little game. I don't like problems.

The twenty and fifty notes are the most precious in Thailand. I always keep a lot of them during my trips and use them only for taxis, bars, small restaurants and tip for restaurants or traditional massage girls.

[JesseJames]

Agree but a customer should never accept wait staff to pull you by the arm and drag you to the only open table left in the corner of the bar where you can't see shit. This happened at the 3 second mark. Then when I decided to leave instead of sitting in a corner I tried to walk out but it happened to be when the girls were rotating to do their stage standing. I am not rude so didn't push my way through the girls but the waitress pushed me in to the girls to get my out of CH. This happened after maybe about 30 seconds after I entered the bar. I am anything but a freeloader in bars. You clearly get good service at CH since you are a regular. The agressiveness at CH is annoying imo. Maybe I'm just a laid back Pattaya gogo guy. I don't tolerate rude pushy wait staff.

They maybe quick to bring you a drink but disinclined to bring change after paying bill. You have to get serious with them to get change back. So now I carry plenty of small currency (exact change) so as not to play that little game. I don't like problems.

[SexInStl]

Agree but a customer should never accept wait staff to pull you by the arm and drag you to the only open table left in the corner of the bar where you can't see shit. This happened at the 3 second mark. Then when I decided to leave instead of sitting in a corner I tried to walk out but it happened to be when the girls were rotating to do their stage standing. I am not rude so didn't push my way through the girls but the waitress pushed me in to the girls to get my out of CH. This happened after maybe about 30 seconds after I entered the bar. I am anything but a freeloader in bars. You clearly get good service at CH since you are a regular. The agressiveness at CH is annoying imo. Maybe I'm just a laid back Pattaya gogo guy. I don't tolerate rude pushy wait staff.

I just calmly nod no.

Even when they try and grab my arm, I just politely move it away and point anywhere away from them as to where I'm going.

Usually, I'm just going to walk through at first to see if it's worth staying for, or if there's anyone there I'm trying to NOT see, but that isn't in THEIR best interest.

But I always make my own choice as to if I want to sit or not.

The key is just to remain calm and be polite and just firmly let them know that isn't where you want to go.

As I say, pointing toward the stairs and saying "Upstairs" or pointing toward the bathroom and saying "Toilet" (even if neither is your destination) goes a long ways toward them leaving you alone as well.

It's all just a part of the way.

[Banana Boi]

Bars offer drink service fairly promptly in all bars. They don't intend you to come in for free.

Agree but a customer should never accept wait staff to pull you by the arm and drag you to the only open table left in the corner of the bar where you can't see shit. This happened at the 3 second mark. Then when I decided to leave instead of sitting in a corner I tried to walk out but it happened to be when the girls were rotating to do their stage standing. I am not rude so didn't push my way through the girls but the waitress pushed me in to the girls to get my out of CH. This happened after maybe about 30 seconds after I entered the bar. I am anything but a freeloader in bars. You clearly get good service at CH since you are a regular. The agressiveness at CH is annoying imo. Maybe I'm just a laid back Pattaya gogo guy. I don't tolerate rude pushy wait staff.

[JackRow]

Back to Bangkok couple of days back. Ventured into soi cowboy again. This started little early around 8 pm, relatively less crowd. Most of the hot picks were available, which are generally occupied by 9 or 10. First entered spice girls and picked a hot looking girl. Apparently, I was not aware that I picked up a coyote. Off sudden my beer and lady drink costed me 900 bhat. She was hot and nice dance moves. But tipping her was minimum 100 bhat. She was not accepting anything below this. Within 10 minutes she finished her drink and made an excuse to run outside. I think most of the coyotes are for attracting the mongers and not really for longtime entertainment. I asked bar fine for coyote and her reply was "3000 bhat bar fine" and for whole night "8000 bhat". Not ready for negotiation at all.

Finished my beer and they went out to Afterskool. Now between expats I met, everyone has their own opinion about Afterskool. I personally liked it for two main reasons not crowded, and quick fun within the bar. Service of the girls is very good. Had beer and took two girls with lady drinks. One of them could speak impeccable English. She used work at one of the international chain hotels in Bangkok and has recently joined Afterskool. She introduced me to "Naughty boy" corner in Afterskool. At the end of the bar a small sitting area which finally meets the make room and toilet. This area is called as "Naughty boy corner". For 500 bhat you can get HJ or BJ for 1000 bhat right in the bar. I was quite thrilled and went for BJ in the club. It was nearly 9:30 and only one more customer was there. Who gave me thumbs up and went outside. Got my cock out cleaned it with wet wipes and I was getting a HJ and BJ in the open. Two girls came near us kind of like hiding our act, one was facing opposite side and other was facing me and smiling. It was kind of erotic and I was turned on by the whole experience. Never have I done it in public or in front of others. She doing a good job but don't expect it to be like in one on one session, like going on knees or lying down nothing like that. You both seat on the couch and she will bend down to give BJ and HJ simultaneously. Came in 15 minutes and was happy. Cleaned myself and went back to my original place. Offered her another lady drink. Asked her for bar fine but she declined as she doesn't do anything outside the bar. There was one more girl with curly hair who had amazing figure with perfect tits. She came a little late while I was in action. However she was only serving drinks and not participating in any action. All in all, I liked afterskool was there till 10 pm and saw atleast 4 more expats going to naught boy corner. If you want to experience something new then this is a good option. Don't expect very hot girls but service wise it is good.

[Syzygies]

Hit Soi Cowboy tonight. First thing you notice is all the neon signs above the bars are all turned off. I'm assuming this is because of the King. A bit darker to walk through.

Crazy House. The second you walk in the staff are on you to buy a drink. Nothing changes I guess. Lots of girls for sure for a tiny bar. I saw maybe 1 girl who was drink worthy. Only a 1 night layover again so time was too valuable to waste here.

Suzy Wong. Read so much about this club on here I figured it would have hot girls. I was also drawn in by a coyote in the front. Turns out she was the only decent girl. If this gogo bar were on Walking Street in Pattaya it would have the second worst lineup only ahead of Heaven Above. Never again.

You failed to read my report about Suzi Wong having died completely? Already had a weak line up before the change of management and only got worse.

I don't see staff come to get my drink order any faster than any other bar. In fact CH has been down on waitress numbers lately. That is a very strange comment. Bars offer drink service fairly promptly in all bars. They don't intend you to come in for free.

[Dinotrex]

Too rich for my blood. Thanks though.

There are plenty of CIS girls in BKK but most operate through agencies (Mafia?) and demand ridiculous price. I am generally not interested in CIS girls in BKK. Met one true freelancer a few months back thro' backpage ads. She sent her pics and was really stunning. Even had a video chat with her. Everything was on offer but she wanted 300 US $ for 2 hours. That is ridiculously high price to pay for a ST. So I passed. Still have her number. If you are interested, PM me.

[SexInStl]

The black girls walking around the radius of the Nana area are butt ugly for the most part. I have seen only 1 that was what I would consider hot enough to take to my room. And admittedly, she was quite hot and I did consider taking her to my room. But in my opinion, no guy in their right mind should be even considering 99% of those black girls. The quality level is garbage.

Is there more than normal in this area? In my previous trips here, it seemed they were mainly around the darker inbetween area from Soi 4 to Soi Cowboy. Now they're clustered right in front of my hotel and all along Soi 4 and they're very aggressive at times. Clearly look away and they still try and step in front of you and grab your arm. I have yet to see one that I thought was hot and even attractive. Very annoying.

[Biggusdickus]

Subtitle: Spanky's OK, Foxzee top, Crazy Horse flop, Mcdonalds crazy.

I just had one night in Bangkok coming from Pattaya and leaving for Mandalay tomorrow. Went to Spanky's first, everything as expected. The problem is, I had exceptional nights in Spanky's before, so a normal night there is kind of disappointing. So I went to Foxzee bar in soik 20, a little bit but not completely off the beaten track. Met a 100% stunning cutie there but it being my first visit I didn't know exactly what was on offer. And to be honest, I already wanted to spend an hour or two in Crazy Horse and company would have been difficult to handle.

So went to Crazy Horse. Big disappointment! I'm not one the one to count every single baht, but being a mathematician by profession in earlier times I can't help having the current total bill somewhere in the back of my head. At least in places where I know the prices. So when it was time to pay the bill I knew it would amount to something between 1800 and 1900. Instead, I was quoted 2500, which simply couldn't be the correct sum, and besides, even a drunk non-mathematician would have been surprised by the roundness" of that number. So I politely mentioned that there had probably been some mistake and to please redo the calculation. The absolutely stunning girl number 21 in my arms (and between my legs) insisted that 2500 was the total bill, but after some discussion she told the waitress to get a phone. Instead, the waitress took all the signed slips to the cashier and came back with a calculator and the same stack of signed slips. Except that after the original slips with a total amount of 1860 baht there was a new slip. Not signed, of course, with an additional amount of 640 baht! At least somebody had been able to correctly calculate 2500-1860! I pointed out that this last sales slip was new and not signed and hadn't been part of the stack of bills as it came out of my bill holder. Then a discussion with my girl number 21 and the waitress ensued about how I didn't understand the bar rules and how of course the additional 640 baht were to cover the lady's share of the lady drinks! The girl even started to theatrically pull her LD-slips out of her pocket and handed them back to the waitress! I insisted on knowing the rules and on paying 2000, as I had planned before already, including some tips. The waitress finally accepted (maybe remembering that I had offered her and the mamasan a drink earlier?) but insisted on a tip (that was not given) and on escorting me to the door. She even kissed me on the lips for goodbye but my suspicion is that she later talked to the doorman to point out who was not welcome at the club anymore next time. Well, let's see what will happen.

The sad thing is that even after their attempted scam they didn't just back down and claim that some unfortunate mistake had happened but instead the took it to the next level, first stupidly adding a new and unsigned sales slip, and then accusing me of not knowing any newly invented rules. I'm OK if I just have to keep an eye on the bill, and so far situations like this have always ended with some staff apologizing about a minor mistake and me pretending to believe the coincidence and handing over the tip that I had planned to give anyway before being scammed. But this time they tried to go on with the scam which I think is quite unpleasant. The other sad thing is that even despite what happened I will go back to crazy horse. Stupid me! There's simply no other place with so many fully nude girls in Bangkok. But if a place can survive so many successful or failed attempts to scam their customers (check the internet to find out!) just because they have some nude girls on display, then why the hell aren't other bars in the same road not following the same strategy? Personal acquaintances with people of influence?

The long story cut in short: don't visit crazy horse because they will try to rip you off, and if you ignore my advice like I will do myself then at least check your bills very carefully! I'm not the first that was offered a bill there that was a little bit too high.

From Crazy Horse I went to Suzy Wong. There I ordered my own drink and another drink for a girl. After a while the girl left, I sad bye and thanks for all the fish and the time spent with me. Five minutes later the girls comes back with a drink in her hand! It seems Suzie Wong has invented (together with others) a new way to cheat on their customers. It's the third time during these 2 week holidays of mine that it has happened to me that I refused to pay a drink and the drink just came all the same. It has never happened before in 9 years of bar experience in south east Asia, but three times already in one week! I don't think that my refusals are so much less clear and harder to understand all of a sudden, so my guess is that some clever bar owner or manager or mamasan came up with the idea to ask the customer for another drink and then bring one, regardless of the customer's answer. It the customer complains, just blame the loud music for a misunderstanding and hope that the naive customer will pay the drink all the same.

How nice. I'm starting to not completely disbelieve those old, angry and sometimes sour expatriots who tell me again and again how every Thai is a scammer. And I'm also trying to reschedule the rest of my holidays, maybe to ban chang or even Cambodia. Not sure though if the situation there is better since I last visited PP and Snooky ville.

After Crazy Hourse and Suzy wrong I went to Mcdonals, calling it a day. I sat opposite a ladyboy who spent at least 20 minutes watching himself in a pocket mirror and arranging some of his hair, not even using a comb but putting one hair at a time to one side and back to the other side. I really started to doubt his mental integrity! I mean, how can you sort your hair for 20 minutes in a pocket mirror? And he's probably still at it even now that I'm writing this 2 hours later!

OK, that ladyboy didn't do me any harm, not even of the financial type, contrary to he Crazy Suzy house! But on the other hand I really start to dislike those strange people. Nowadays there are bars that I don't even go into because from the outside I don't know if they will be full of guys inside! And therefore of course they regard deceiving customers about their real sex as legit, after all it's about earning money.

So, to cut a long story short: don't expect wonders in Spanky's, find your own cutie in a bar off the beaten track, avoid Crazy Horse and Suzie wong, and help stopping the ladyboy epidemic!

[NRock]

They locked the 1st floor door from Ruamchit lobby to Thermae. What a pain in the ass to get in the back door now even for those staying at the hotel.

8:30 pm. Never seen this place so quiet in my life. Maybe 20 girls and 10 guys. Left to go to Cowboy.

10:15 pm. An absolute zoo packed with many girls and Japanese guys. Very hot girls. Maybe 10 I could have went with. Took one of my regulars. I still think she's the hottest one.

1:00 am. Talent thinned out quite a bit. Maybe down to 50 girls and fewer guys. Couple of doable ones but after my draining session with my regular I was too beat to try another.

1) Why do they make you pay to use the open restroom in the back?

2) Why do most paired up couples then exit through the back -- more discreet?

I've only been there once so didn't really get to take it all in and understand the nuances of the social order there. Going back in a month or two and will report back.

Thanks.

[Banana Boi]

They locked the 1st floor door from Ruamchit lobby to Thermae. What a pain in the ass to get in the back door now even for those staying at the hotel.

8:30 pm. Never seen this place so quiet in my life. Maybe 20 girls and 10 guys. Left to go to Cowboy.

10:15 pm. An absolute zoo packed with many girls and Japanese guys. Very hot girls. Maybe 10 I could have went with. Took one of my regulars. I still think she's the hottest one.

1:00 am. Talent thinned out quite a bit. Maybe down to 50 girls and fewer guys. Couple of doable ones but after my draining session with my regular I was too beat to try another.

[Banana Boi]

Hit Soi Cowboy tonight. First thing you notice is all the neon signs above the bars are all turned off. I'm assuming this is because of the King. A bit darker to walk through.

Crazy House. The second you walk in the staff are on you to buy a drink. Nothing changes I guess. Lots of girls for sure for a tiny bar. I saw maybe 1 girl who was drink worthy. Only a 1 night layover again so time was too valuable to waste here.

Suzy Wong. Read so much about this club on here I figured it would have hot girls. I was also drawn in by a coyote in the front. Turns out she was the only decent girl. If this gogo bar were on Walking Street in Pattaya it would have the second worst lineup only ahead of Heaven Above. Never again.

Baccara - 2 or 3 cute ones so lower than what I expect from this bar. There may have been more on the other side of the stage but since girls don't rotate their position on stage I couldn't see the ones on the other side. Really liked #241.

Sahara - 2 cutest girls on Cowboy tonight by a mile were 2 coyote girls at Sahara. A shame they work at Sahara and not Thermae.

[Mumbai Guy]

Are there Russian FL's in BKK?

The only one I know of was in the Rajak Hotel but she wasn't a FL, she was 5'10 blonde and sexy as hell. Paid 3200 baht, probably by far the most I spent on a lady in BKK. It was worth it in a sense that in the real world, I'd never be able to hook up with a HOT 5 feet 10 inches Blonde Russian, it was a little disappointing that she did have restrictions. The set up was that it was a hotel, walk in and there were 2 Russian ladies to choose from, there was a papasan there and he asked which one I wanted, told him, and he called her over and she led me upstairs for a ST room.

I've never had an African before either, but thanks to your posts, I'm not even a bit curious anymore, no thanks.

There are plenty of CIS girls in BKK but most operate through agencies (Mafia?) and demand ridiculous price. I am generally not interested in CIS girls in BKK. Met one true freelancer a few months back thro' backpage ads. She sent her pics and was really stunning. Even had a video chat with her. Everything was on offer but she wanted 300 US $ for 2 hours. That is ridiculously high price to pay for a ST. So I passed. Still have her number. If you are interested, PM me.