Bangkok Reports

[ColinBakerKing]

So, this pickup happened rather randomly.
She was cute in her own way with twin braids, nothing to write home about, but she had an amazing ass. Still, I wasn't there to pick anyone up. After failing to entice the German guys (they were just there to drink too) she went back to her group. I guess they were all deaf? They were all doing the signing. I couldn't say if that's their particular hangout, as it was my first time there.

I'm reasonably certain that I've picked up the same girl. Deaf, twin braids, reasonably short, often works the car park across the road but her and a few others drift in to the bars along Nana 4 later in the evening or if it's raining. I think that I picked her up in Hooters actually. Sort of cute, doesn't talk much (huge bonus) and bangs like a dunny door in a stiff breeze.

I'm not certain that all of the wallflowers in Hillary 2 are like that but a good number are.

[Member #4698]

My first visit to Bangkok is coming up soon. I'll be landing at BKK around 1 am on a weekday. Considering the time it'll take to get out of the airport and check into my hotel (about 3 km SSE of nana plaza), what are my best options for some quick fun? I tend to sleep a lot on planes and I'll be jetlagged anyway so I expect to be awake and kind of antsy.

Realistically.
Arrive 1 am.
Tax, deplane 1:30.
Immi 2:15.
Customs 2:30.
In Cab 3 am.
At Hotel 3:30.
Open room door 4:00.

I appreciate your candor. Your suggested timeline is close to what I was imagining but I was hoping to hear better news. I'll actually be coming from North America (the user name was chosen using a random generator), so I will be in desperate need of a shower. I guess I'll just write off those first few hours in favor of trying to adjust my internal clock. Thanks for the response.

I hate the trans Pacific North American route into BKK too. But I won't book for a later arrival than 9:40 pm. The United / ANA Nagoya route is best for me. I have this one booked again for my next trip.

Anyway, On my last visit I arrived in BKK at 9:40 pm. I slept on the way over. The body was tired, but the adrenaline was pumping and sleep was out of the question. I deplaned, went thru immigration, baggage pick up, and taxi all in pretty good time. I arrived at my hotel around 11:30 pm. Quick shave, brushed my teeth, shower, a new set of clothes and I was standing outside of Thermae a little after midnight and by 12:30 am I was back in my hotel room getting sucked by a little sweetie.

So if you arrive in BKK around 1 am figure you will be on Sukhumvit looking for a nice girl at around be 3:30 am and THERE WON'T BE ANY PROBLEMS. Ha Ha. None. You will find plenty of SW's around AT THIS HOUR or you might decide instead to go to Insanity Club on Soi 11. Another viable option would be to book a Smooci escort as soon as you check into your room. It will take the girl about an hour to arrive at your hotel which would kill this option for me, but you might find it more to your convenience. .

My only question to you is why choose a hotel 3 km SSE of nana plaza for you late night arrival. You would be better served at a hotel right at ground zero (Soi 4 to soi 17) for your 1st night late arrival.

Tips: Don't set your goals too high. Just settle on a nice girl. ST only. Take a sleeping pill (Ambien) on the plane at least 6 hours before your arrival and change of planes in Asia. Then take another Ambien in BKK after the girl leaves so you can get some sleep. That is how you adjust your internal clock. You will then be fine with no jet lag the next day after you get 5 or 6 hours sleep in BKK and then you will be ready for some prime girl hunting the next night. The 1st night, especially a late night arrival, is all about getting you dick wet. The rest of the trip is about shagging quality girls. Have fun.

[Nyezhov]

I appreciate your candor. Your suggested timeline is close to what I was imagining but I was hoping to hear better news. I'll actually be coming from North America (the user name was chosen using a random generator), so I will be in desperate need of a shower. I guess I'll just write off those first few hours in favor of trying to adjust my internal clock. Thanks for the response.

Dude,

Let me tell you, I have done that flight from North America so many times, and it truly sucks. I do my best to route through Korea as it's more efficient then Taiwan.

[Alex7J]

I have tried one of them. They are from Pakistan and Bangladesh. Services wise they are ok. Nothing much to write about.

Picked from which club mate: tell us more about it or from soi 4.

[Alex7J]

Haha! You like brown! Anyway, yeah Gajith is right. Eyed couple of them but honestly them seemed more Paki / East Indian rather than North Indian. In fact on the last night, I saw 3-4 Paki / Indians standing near the bars in Insanity club. Though the pickings would probably be meatier in Shock39 if you can tolerate the jarring music and sweaty armpits.

I love brown girls, Indian, Paki, Colombian, Brazilian, Morrocan, Arab.

But if desi girl and in a club who drinks alcohol with me at my pace then money is unlimited for a stupid fool like me. In BKK every night after the club scene I would pick the girl or girls take them to Dubai restaurant where they have this Indian dance bar and sit there listening music what we like and enjoying with the girl in tow. She feels like a princess once I had 2 Colombians I picked from spasso or mixx I forgot but both were friends and they started dancing on the stage with the dancer girls in that Indian dance bar, it was absolutely crazy. Those are the moments to cherish and remember.

So I am a dumb spender if the mood and the girl is right, I still miss the club in basement I think in Novotel Siam square with Stan chicks the DJ was an Uzbek girl Kamilla and she would play songs as I knew her and her boyfriend dj Bom and would regularly send champagne to them.

I still miss the party scene in BKK there is nothing like BKK in the world I feel so.

Crazy it was.

Cheers mate.

I think it's time for BKK.

[GogoGuyz]

I'm visiting Bangkok for 2 weeks for last half of December.

I'm staying at Terminal 21 for the first 3 days, but I left the rest of the trip unscheduled. I was thinking of checking out Pattaya, but just as likely I would fly to a different country if I find a friend early.

I'm hoping to find a compensated travel companion who is hot / good in bed & has excellent English skills, and I don't really have any budget limitations (although obviously I'd rather not overpay).

I was planning to start w / gogo bars on Soi Cowboy but it sounds like from the reports here that maybe this isn't the best route.

Anybody have any suggestions?

Soi Cowboy is all ok. Best bars are Shark and Baccara (try upstairs also).

[Syzygies]

Hehe, you must be good! I called three girls over for LD at Baccara and it seemed tad disappointing that they were all business oriented. Sit, have a shot, and pop the question. Am I wrong to assume that if I am calling you over for a LD, I would like to know if you are the kind of girl whom I would like to barfine at 4000 B. Only one slightly older lady (fully clothed yet having a badge number) was happy to chat away about (shock) - politics and upcoming ASEAN summit.

The LBs on Nana, stand in a ghetto across hooters and they were quite a favourite among older farangs. Any particular insight here?

Girls are happy to keep chatting, if you keep buying them more drinks. One drink only lasts a short time. Girls have to make money. At corner bar, a girl I know will sit with me as long as I like. However would get expensive if too long. The bargirl's job is to sell drinks and keep selling them. If she sits for a long time without selling drinks, management will not be happy. She has to be making an effort. There are bars where girls will also be O.K. with a certain amount of molesting if they are continuing to sell drinks. Many bars are just too noisy to have deep discussions, especially about politics, or Asean. However if you can manage it and want it, fine. You might be better off chatting to girls working in a Sports Bar, less noisy, or outdoor bars.

As for LBs on Soi 4, they could be almost anywhere on that soi, even if moreso on the East side. This forum is mainly about how to avoid LBs, since its a 100% hetero forum. A lot of Ladyboys are taken to ST hotels, especially Asoke Place near Cowboy. 90%+ of the customers doing that are Japanese. Even when I see guys walking with a ladyboy, majority are Japanese. However I have certainly met Farangs into that. No clue why they are into that. I need real pussy myself, but understand other guys are more into assholes. Certainly seeing a dick would be a massive turn off to me. I am okay With seeing and touching LB tits, considering that LBs are so proud of them and want to be touched, but its just curiosity. I never want to go below the waist. Never wanted to fuck one.

I was really put off by Bangkok Beat club when it was still there, due to guys full on tongue kissing LBs in there. It made me squirm somewhat, just the same as would if two gay guys were going at it. I think is good Thermae has a no Ladyboy policy, so they wait outside. Could be a good dozen or so outside there and all along Sukhumvit road. If two girls are going at it lesbian style, that is completely different and a turn on for me. I always like the Suzi Wong lesbian shows with full on pussy licking on show. Dick would go up for that.

[TrueBlue666]

So, this pickup happened rather randomly.

I landed at like midnight (this morning) and found that I stood no chance of passing out once I got to the hotel, so I figured I may as well go out on the town for a while and drink until I did. It was like 1:30 by then, so I walked over to Hillary 2 (never been in there before, and it's just a couple blocks from my hotel). Really didn't go there to pick anyone up, though I admit I was probably somewhat horny (though I intended to drink that away). Met some German chaps, drank heavily with them, and enjoyed the awesome live music. I still really don't know what Hillary is. Is it a pickup bar? A normal bar? Both? It has wall flowers with hand bags checking out the farangs that come in, so that rang similar to like thermae or something but it also has great live music and a lot of "good" girls, so it was confusing. I really have no idea how you're supposed to identify working gals without unintentionally offending a "good" gal there that was just there to enjoy the music and get drunk like I was.

Anyways, one of my drinking companions' eyes were wandering the ladies in the bar and I guess he met the eyes of one of the wall flowers and she came over. Didn't say a word, just took out her phone and typed in English "I'm deaf, sex 1500 baht. " Pretty straight to the point, though I guess the typical practical niceties would have been a little impractical given her condition. She was cute in her own way with twin braids, nothing to write home about, but she had an amazing ass. Still, I wasn't there to pick anyone up. After failing to entice the German guys (they were just there to drink too) she went back to her group. I guess they were all deaf? They were all doing the signing. I couldn't say if that's their particular hangout, as it was my first time there.

Anywho, when closing time came 'round (4, I think. ? Maybe it was 3) I waved her over. The horniness prevailed. Took her back to the hotel and without going too much into the play by play, I'll just say she was very good at what she did. I had no chance; I didn't last very long. Maybe it was the beer? I won't make excuses. Haha I have no idea if she's down for a-level or not, but she didn't complain about a finger in her back door while she was riding. She got me exhausted to where I needed to be to finally crash, and I gave her 2 k and sent her on her way. She asked for 1. 5, but I figure she earned it.

Can anyone explain to me what the standard operating procedure in that place is, though? Are a large chunk of the gals freelancers or was I just "lucky" or something? A couple of the older gals were rubbing up against me suggestively, but I didn't take that as any indication as that tends to happen wherever I go out drinking, working gal or not. I just don't typically go for gals older than me (I'm 30). In either case, probably won't repeat the thing with the deaf gal (I rarely repeat gals in the first place), but I will probably go back, the music was great. It always baffles me how a Thai singer can struggle so severely pronouncing English words while speaking but can then turn around and sing English lyrics (or even pap!) like they're fluent.

[JustTimePass]

Haha! You like brown! Anyway, yeah Gajith is right. Eyed couple of them but honestly them seemed more Paki / East Indian rather than North Indian. In fact on the last night, I saw 3-4 Paki / Indians standing near the bars in Insanity club. Though the pickings would probably be meatier in Shock39 if you can tolerate the jarring music and sweaty armpits.

I have tried one of them. They are from Pakistan and Bangladesh. Services wise they are ok. Nothing much to write about.

[Saurus]

Realistically.

Arrive 1 am.

Tax, deplane 1:30.

Immi 2:15.

Customs 2:30.

In Cab 3 am.

At Hotel 3:30.

Open room door 4:00.

That doesn't account for plane delays, ground delays, having a relaxing dump, mean IOs, changing money, do you need a SIM?, traffic and efficiency at your hotel which is 3 klicks from the action. So unless you are screaming out of your room at 4 am unshowered, stinky from god knows how long in a flying petri dish, you might want to just be thinking of a rest.

I appreciate your candor. Your suggested timeline is close to what I was imagining but I was hoping to hear better news. I'll actually be coming from North America (the user name was chosen using a random generator), so I will be in desperate need of a shower. I guess I'll just write off those first few hours in favor of trying to adjust my internal clock. Thanks for the response.

[Nyezhov]

The LBs on Nana, stand in a ghetto across hooters and they were quite a favourite among older farangs. Any particular insight here?

The street girls across from Nana, and all up and down Soi Nana, and their ladyboy compatriots, are the lowest of the low IMHO and IMFHO, self respecting farangs don't touch them. There's a lot of dudes into weirdness, especially Euro guys, so they go for the ladyboys. The rest of the beasts on that street are for the Cheap Charlies with no taste.

I'm sorry they aren't the lowest of the low. Go to Sanam Luang, that's where they are. The ones in Nanas are a notch higher. Just a notch.

[RohitMalhotra1]

Seriously you get Indian and Paki chicks in BKK I never knew it. Shed some more light on it brother and we see how to spread it even further.

Cheers.

Haha! You like brown! Anyway, yeah Gajith is right. Eyed couple of them but honestly them seemed more Paki / East Indian rather than North Indian. In fact on the last night, I saw 3-4 Paki / Indians standing near the bars in Insanity club. Though the pickings would probably be meatier in Shock39 if you can tolerate the jarring music and sweaty armpits.

[RohitMalhotra1]

Glad you found Baccara and shark fine. Shark's girl quality has gone down or maybe because it's not holiday season. Bacarra is still my first-drink bar whenever I go to Cowboy.

Regarding the cute FL near hooters, she could be LB. I saw many tempting LBs there.

Hehe, you must be good! I called three girls over for LD at Baccara and it seemed tad disappointing that they were all business oriented. Sit, have a shot, and pop the question. Am I wrong to assume that if I am calling you over for a LD, I would like to know if you are the kind of girl whom I would like to barfine at 4000 B. Only one slightly older lady (fully clothed yet having a badge number) was happy to chat away about (shock) - politics and upcoming ASEAN summit.

The LBs on Nana, stand in a ghetto across hooters and they were quite a favourite among older farangs. Any particular insight here?

[Gajith]

Seriously you get Indian and Paki chicks in BKK I never knew it. Shed some more light on it brother and we see how to spread it even further.

Cheers.

On Sukhumvit Soi 4, further down the street after nana and hooters. I saw them standing on the right hand side.

[Kerrstar]

I have easily 20 plus flights incoming from the US over the years, including ones before Swampy was built and I have never, let me repeat never gotten to my hotel in less than 3 hours, and I blow through Immi / Customs easier than others because I am an a Yank.

I have been in my hotel in under 3 hours but mainly due to luck. Once I landed at gate D4 so I got to immigration pretty quickly and went to the left end of the counters. There was almost no-one around. The fast track lane was empty so they sent me there. I only had carry onso no waiting for luggage. Got the train then the metro to Asoke, BTS to Soi 24 and a short walk to my hotel where I usually stay, so it was a quick check in. This doesn't happen often and not waiting for luggage is a big advantage. If you arrive and are stuck away from the gates and have to bus in, there's a long queue at immigration and you need to wait for luggage, then under 3 hours is probably impossible.

It's pretty hard to check in at 4 am unless you have booked for the night before and told them you will be arriving very early in the morning.