Bangkok Reports

[Goatscrot]

I was walking by the Nana Hooters once and one of the girls standing there looking for a customer said something to me as I walked by that caught me so off guard, that I had to take her. She didn't ask me "what's your name", she didn't say "go with you", or any of that dumb shit they always say. As her opening line, she simply said "I want to lick your balls".

I love it, but that would be repellant to most Asian punters. When you look at the Safe Sex in Thailand section of the forum, it's amazing how active it's become and how worried so many of today's Asian mongers are. I think for the majority of Westerners, it's just part of the game.

[CzarNicholas]

I was walking by the Nana Hooters once and one of the girls standing there looking for a customer said something to me as I walked by that caught me so off guard, that I had to take her. She didn't ask me "what's your name", she didn't say "go with you", or any of that dumb shit they always say. As her opening line, she simply said "I want to lick your balls".

Whilst walking many times on soi 4 after most of the lights go out at 3 am? I hear girls say "I go with you" "I want to suck your dick" I walk faster almost to a running speed LOL.

I don't bother to look, my vision isn't good out there after the lights go out LOL I just assume its some fucking ladyboy LOL.

[Smoothy]

One of my fav happenings back in the day goes as follows; we were sitting at table by the back door and an Asian dude asked if he could sit with us. He was a Vietnamese American making a visit to Vietnam. He was a hoot. Saw a gal he liked passing by, grabbed her by the arm, looked her in the eye and said, "How would you like to s $ck my the $$k tonight?" She popped right down in his lap, grabbed his pecker and said, "ok. " Now that's my kind of dude an my kind of gal. Could you imagine the reaction of the current crop of Thermae girls to and approach like that? They'd freak out.

I was walking by the Nana Hooters once and one of the girls standing there looking for a customer said something to me as I walked by that caught me so off guard, that I had to take her. She didn't ask me "what's your name", she didn't say "go with you", or any of that dumb shit they always say. As her opening line, she simply said "I want to lick your balls".

[Smoothy]

One of my all time favourites was "After Hours" (Scorsese) which was a high suspense comedy thriller, and included Cheech and Chong in semi comedy roles. A "shit happens" type of movie and with some hot girls.

I love that movie. They rarely ever show it or talk about it, but it's one of my all time favorites.

A non Comedy that I love that you never hear about is Southern Comfort. It's a movie about a bunch of Louisiana rednecks in the Louisiana National Guard going into the swamp for training and they run into a group of guys who live in the swamp who kill them one by one after they act like immature assholes. Awesome flick.

[Syzygies]

One of my fav happenings back in the day goes as follows; we were sitting at table by the back door and an Asian dude asked if he could sit with us. He was a Vietnamese American making a visit to Vietnam. He was a hoot. Saw a gal he liked passing by, grabbed her by the arm, looked her in the eye and said, "How would you like to s $ck my the $$k tonight?" She popped right down in his lap, grabbed his pecker and said, "ok. " Now that's my kind of dude an my kind of gal. Could you imagine the reaction of the current crop of Thermae girls to and approach like that? They'd freak out.

Ha ha very funny. I don't really recall for my early Thermae days, if any of my girls had much English, and would have understood his phrase. Maybe they could understand so basic but not speak much English, so "O.K." is an easy answer. My very first Thermae girl (1991) had big wide slung luscious natural tits of perfection, a huge bonus, since when picking her, I had no idea her tits were that good. She was a little bit of a show off loving to make model like poses for a photo. Anyway on the bed, after sex, she was jabbering away with me in Thai but with English pronouns inserted, like "I" and "you", which was actually quite tricky for me to follow having zero experience Odd English words mixed into Thai, and having a vocab limited to a few hundred words, and struggling to keep up with the pace. I had studied Thai quite hard prior to coming to Thailand for about 9 months. She would have been speaking English to me, if she had any significant ability. She was a Phitsanulok girl which is like bordering central and northern Thailand. I repeated her every night till she had enough money to return to Phitsanulok and that was the end of it. Not sure if I would rate her quite so fabulous today, I was coming off a low quality base back in home country, but back then I was in heaven every night.

One of the first funny things was to see her naked perched squatting on top of the Hotel toilet seat to take a leak, clearly with little experience of a western toilet.

I remember I had been practising basic Thai phrases before going to the Thermae, like "ja bpai rongraem gap phom mai" (will you go to the Hotel with me). No memory at all now if a price was discussed or not, or whether we had to discuss the duration. Seemed to be always all night bookings. So multiple fucks for a very low amount in those days. Was absolutely dumb to consider sleeping alone. I think the girl for the night was often cheaper than the Hotel room, despite me staying in budget Hotels, below the standard I would need today.

[EihTooms]

I had a really nice pull out of Patpong when I was there two years ago. Could have been the same girl. Bought her a red, white and blue bikini which she filled out very nicely and spent two days with her. Wish I had kept her contact info because I'll be back in September.

This one did fill out a bikini quite nicely. Looked even better naked. Small size implants, not nearly as distracting and off putting as some. I only mentioned the idea of sharing Line info casually as I was walking her to the motorcycle taxi stand afterwards but she did not jump at the opportunity so I dropped it. Thinking about it later, I did not ever see her look at a phone, try to charge it in my room or anything so she might not have had one. And some girls have snoopy sponsors, boyfriends or husbands who pay too close attention to their phone and Line activity so they don't want to deal with it on the job.

[Goatscrot]

+1 Often surcharge for farangs (like in an Asian dominated soapy). The better looking girls were snapped up by Asians very fast.

You summed it up perfectly, and of course not taking a girl, you did not get to the part to complain about a crappy performance with too many restrictions. I really believe this place is not really suited to fussy Farangs, and not at all like the old Thermae of yesteryear where we could meet such enthusiastic girls. I prefer to take my chances with freelancers on the street, where at least if we blow our money, it is much less wasted. My last street girl (who is really into Farangs) was 400% better than any Thermae girl I tried in recent years (despite her very small tits) for the service (superior tongue kissing was a highlight).

If I was less fussy and could take the far side girls, maybe I could get lucky some time. I think you failed to mention the incredibly conservative dress of some or most girls there, designed to hide the major body flaws. All up the degree of difficulty to find the right girl, is far too high for me.

Spot on Syg, conservative dress is the norm, and not only does it hide flaws, it appeals to the Asian punter who wants a more innocent wholesome fantasy. If it were to my taste the gals would all be wearing belly shirts with stomach showing and short shorts with some ass cheek hanging out. Bottom line, with the exception of a few laughs to be had at the circling punters, Thermae is a bit of a bore for Western dudes.

One of my fav happenings back in the day goes as follows; we were sitting at table by the back door and an Asian dude asked if he could sit with us. He was a Vietnamese American making a visit to Vietnam. He was a hoot. Saw a gal he liked passing by, grabbed her by the arm, looked her in the eye and said, "How would you like to s $ck my the $$k tonight?" She popped right down in his lap, grabbed his pecker and said, "ok. " Now that's my kind of dude an my kind of gal. Could you imagine the reaction of the current crop of Thermae girls to and approach like that? They'd freak out.

[CzarNicholas]

Nobody will name this?

http://watchdocumentaries.com/the-aristocrats/

Or how about idiocracy? Reminds me of the barack hussein Obama years.

[Syzygies]

Agreed. Dumb and Dumber is one of the few movies I've walked out on. Funny, let's go back to Mel Brooks and all of the amazing late 70's comedies starting with Animal House and ending with Stripes. And oh, all the Monty Python films.

You have to be in the mood I guess. I certainly could not watch Dumb and Dumber. Agree one of the dumbest movies ever. Not sure if I lasted beyond 15 minutes max. However I have to say I found the quite crazy Pet Detective and Liar Liar, to be both quite amusing. The Mask was not similar and total shit. The Truman Show was absolutely dumb for me (and not funny), so no enjoyment there. I liked Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson). I prefer Adam Sandler in a straight role, and same for Steve Carell. My least favourite comedian: possibly Will Ferrell. Probably I preferred comedies of yesteryear (ha ha), like Silver Streak, Foul Play, Sleeper, The Pink Panther.

Life of Brian was overrated for me, as the joke is funny the first time, but when they repeat it so many times for so many minutes, starts to bore me. I preferred the madcap Holy Grail actually.

One of my all time favourites was "After Hours" (Scorsese) which was a high suspense comedy thriller, and included Cheech and Chong in semi comedy roles. A "shit happens" type of movie and with some hot girls. For really old, Polanski's "Dance of the Vampires" (Polanski does not seem to make any bad movies)

We have to realise taste varies so widely.

[Syzygies]

Wandered into Thermae last night about 11 pm. I have never seen it so crowded in my almost 20 years as a patron. You could barely walk around. 99% of the punters were Asian, many of them in their 20's and early 30's, most of whom were very shy and giggly like schoolgirls. Very easy marks for the gals. Also saw some grotesque surgical nightmares. Faces puffed with filler, sharp noses, etc. The cut rate clinics must be doing a good business. The "far side" with the gals who are normally farang friendly hadn't one gal I would even consider. There were some lookers on the other side and in the back, but they were nary interested in the white man and were heard and seen quoting 3 k and up ST. Lordy.

+1 Often surcharge for farangs (like in an Asian dominated soapy). The better looking girls were snapped up by Asians very fast.

You summed it up perfectly, and of course not taking a girl, you did not get to the part to complain about a crappy performance with too many restrictions. I really believe this place is not really suited to fussy Farangs, and not at all like the old Thermae of yesteryear where we could meet such enthusiastic girls. I prefer to take my chances with freelancers on the street, where at least if we blow our money, it is much less wasted. My last street girl (who is really into Farangs) was 400% better than any Thermae girl I tried in recent years (despite her very small tits) for the service (superior tongue kissing was a highlight).

If I was less fussy and could take the far side girls, maybe I could get lucky some time. I think you failed to mention the incredibly conservative dress of some or most girls there, designed to hide the major body flaws. All up the degree of difficulty to find the right girl, is far too high for me.

[Syzygies]

Anyone been to Biwa Cafe lately?

It's many years since my last visit. At the time, very few girls in the line up, older, fatter, and budget priced. I don't know if may have changed. I think Nancy was very close by, also a budget place, but I think a bit better.

Biwa was one of the lowest rated places for me, way back when I went there. Maybe for MILF enthusiasts on a tight budget.

[JenSona23]

Anyone been to Biwa Cafe lately?

[Franciscass]

Police Academy was great! There have been some funny films since then, Clerks comes to mind, but man, back in that era it was one right after another. One of the most underrated was 1941, Spielberg's only comedy.

Adding to the conversation, my own favorites include stand ups George Carlin Dave Allen Richard Pryor Tommy Cooper, the early Woody Allen movies up to Annie Hall, almost anything from Monty Python or Mel brooks of which I single out The Producers and Zero Mostel's performance.

[Blanquiceleste]

Is your inferiority complex making you rude?

Learn how to read dumb dumb.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/exotic

Thanks for the schooling session. The complex is probably yours that is making you respond to post that was not particularly directed at you.

You might have heard this one - "a guilty conscience needs no accuser".

[CzarNicholas]

Wandered into Thermae last night about 11 pm. I have never seen it so crowded in my almost 20 years as a patron. You could barely walk around. 99% of the punters were Asian, many of them in their 20's and early 30's, most of whom were very shy and giggly like schoolgirls. Very easy marks for the gals. Also saw some grotesque surgical nightmares. Faces puffed with filler, sharp noses, etc. The cut rate clinics must be doing a good business. The "far side" with the gals who are normally farang friendly hadn't one gal I would even consider. There were some lookers on the other side and in the back, but they were nary interested in the white man and were heard and seen quoting 3 k and up ST. Lordy.

We lucked out and got seats and spent about 30 min observing the goings on. One younger Japanese dude was really spot on. He would go up to the best looking gals he could find and while talking to them, place his hand on their ass and start rubbing, and he would judge their reaction. He was a handsome fellow, so I guess it was easy to get away with it. Eventually pulled a looker.

We left about 1140 and by that time the crowd had thinned out a bit. Guess it was getting to be bedtime for the youngsters..

I hope thermae is not an omen of things globally.

You can see this in Tijuana.

Los Angeles.

Germany.

Angeles city / Manila.