Bangkok Reports

[Syzygies]

The best places to find good looking Thais? Uncovered blow jobs and deep french kiss.

There are brothels where we can fuck on the premises. I can't bring girls to my hotel. I am travelling with my son and daughter. Any clean and good motels around the red light district in Bangkok.

Your should read a lot more on this forum. BBBJ is standard in most places. Kissing depends on the girl.

In Massage parlours (MPs) you fuck on the premises. Yes there are Short Time hotels near red light gogo bar district. Approx 300 Baht for 1 hour. The girls will know where to go.

Not sure that FunQuest's answer has a real relevance.

[FunQuest]

The best places to find good looking Thais? Uncovered blow jobs and deep french kiss.

There are brothels where we can fuck on the premises. I can't bring girls to my hotel. I am travelling with my son and daughter. Any clean and good motels around the red light district in Bangkok.

Did you search agoda? You can google girl friendly hotels for a start. Some YouTube guys like Bangkok112 have recommendations. I can't vouch for them though.

[BrazilRio]

The best places to find good looking Thais? Uncovered blow jobs and deep french kiss.

There are brothels where we can fuck on the premises. I can't bring girls to my hotel. I am travelling with my son and daughter. Any clean and good motels around the red light district in Bangkok.

[Hiete]

That still happens in Indonesia. They even have a sign in the bathrooms at CJs explaining how to use the toilets and to please not squat on top of them with your feet on the seat or the rim of the bowl. CJs is in a 5 star hotel!

In Africa, in the men's restrooms, they had a sign above the toilet saying "control your pipe" and they have a photo of fluid going into the toilet rather than the floor and the walls.

Funny stuff.

I remember that I went to the toilet at Bali International Airport arrival as I had to wait for my luggage. There was even a family toilet in one private room. One toilet for the adult and a smaller toilet for your perhaps your 4 to 6 year old child. Never seen anything like that before in any other country.

[Blanquiceleste]

Changi airport in Singapore had images of flies added to the men's urinals as something to aim for. Apparently it drastically reduced the spillage and associated clean ups. 😁

Cheers. G.

The credit for that innovation goes to Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam. Brilliant, fucking brilliant.

[Robert Long]

That still happens in Indonesia. They even have a sign in the bathrooms at CJs explaining how to use the toilets and to please not squat on top of them with your feet on the seat or the rim of the bowl. CJs is in a 5 star hotel!

In Africa, in the men's restrooms, they had a sign above the toilet saying "control your pipe" and they have a photo of fluid going into the toilet rather than the floor and the walls.

Funny stuff.

Indo funny signs, The left hand with the fore finger extended. No toilet paper or hose, use your left hand finger to wipe your butt. I died laughing the first time I saw that.

RL.

[Goferring]

In Africa, in the men's restrooms, they had a sign above the toilet saying "control your pipe" and they have a photo of fluid going into the toilet rather than the floor and the walls.

Funny stuff.

Changi airport in Singapore had images of flies added to the men's urinals as something to aim for. Apparently it drastically reduced the spillage and associated clean ups. 😁

Cheers. G.

[Goatscrot]

I would think that getting your balls licked would be one of the safest things you could do sexually.

I was referring to the gal being so forward about it, not the same actual act itself.

[Smoothy]

One of the first funny things was to see her naked perched squatting on top of the Hotel toilet seat to take a leak, clearly with little experience of a western toilet.

That still happens in Indonesia. They even have a sign in the bathrooms at CJs explaining how to use the toilets and to please not squat on top of them with your feet on the seat or the rim of the bowl. CJs is in a 5 star hotel!

In Africa, in the men's restrooms, they had a sign above the toilet saying "control your pipe" and they have a photo of fluid going into the toilet rather than the floor and the walls.

Funny stuff.

[Goferring]

I think the girl for the night was often cheaper than the Hotel room, despite me staying in budget Hotels.

That's still my way of guessing the going rate in a new town. Girls and hotel rooms of the same caliber generally cost about the same.

Enjoy. G.

[Smoothy]

I love it, but that would be repellant to most Asian punters. When you look at the Safe Sex in Thailand section of the forum, it's amazing how active it's become and how worried so many of today's Asian mongers are. I think for the majority of Westerners, it's just part of the game.

I would think that getting your balls licked would be one of the safest things you could do sexually.

[Bouvis]

I love that movie. They rarely ever show it or talk about it, but it's one of my all time favorites.

A non Comedy that I love that you never hear about is Southern Comfort. It's a movie about a bunch of Louisiana rednecks in the Louisiana National Guard going into the swamp for training and they run into a group of guys who live in the swamp who kill them one by one after they act like immature assholes. Awesome flick.

The soundtrack is hauntingly brilliant and Keith Carradine's performance is extremely underrated in that 1981 American action-thriller film.

[Goatscrot]

One of the first funny things was to see her naked perched squatting on top of the Hotel toilet seat to take a leak, clearly with little experience of a western toilet.

I remember I had been practising basic Thai phrases before going to the Thermae, like "ja bpai rongraem gap phom mai" (will you go to the Hotel with me). No memory at all now if a price was discussed or not, or whether we had to discuss the duration. Seemed to be always all night bookings. So multiple fucks for a very low amount in those days. Was absolutely dumb to consider sleeping alone. I think the girl for the night was often cheaper than the Hotel room, despite me staying in budget Hotels, below the standard I would need today.

Brilliantly funny. I remember gals doing the same thing. Never used a Western toilet. Yes, it was a bargain. Those days are long gone. Hate to say it, but the Asian tourist punter is responsible for the increase in prices and the decrease in service. Nothing racist about it; just a fact.

[Goatscrot]

I was walking by the Nana Hooters once and one of the girls standing there looking for a customer said something to me as I walked by that caught me so off guard, that I had to take her. She didn't ask me "what's your name", she didn't say "go with you", or any of that dumb shit they always say. As her opening line, she simply said "I want to lick your balls".

I love it, but that would be repellant to most Asian punters. When you look at the Safe Sex in Thailand section of the forum, it's amazing how active it's become and how worried so many of today's Asian mongers are. I think for the majority of Westerners, it's just part of the game.

[CzarNicholas]

I was walking by the Nana Hooters once and one of the girls standing there looking for a customer said something to me as I walked by that caught me so off guard, that I had to take her. She didn't ask me "what's your name", she didn't say "go with you", or any of that dumb shit they always say. As her opening line, she simply said "I want to lick your balls".

Whilst walking many times on soi 4 after most of the lights go out at 3 am? I hear girls say "I go with you" "I want to suck your dick" I walk faster almost to a running speed LOL.

I don't bother to look, my vision isn't good out there after the lights go out LOL I just assume its some fucking ladyboy LOL.