Bangkok Reports

[Deal Seeker]

Sorry Fun and Sun, I respect your opinion but I believe the failure is yours. At this forum you'll find there's a common sense response protocol that follows almost any anecdotal observation or statement of fact related to monger matters. Responses will fall into the following general categories:

"I (fill in this space with any random ISG respondant) am outraged that you paid that amount. That same provider approached me and offered her services for half that amount, and I easily bargained her down to a third. You are the cause of inflation, and if you can't strike a better bargain when you come to Thailand you should keep your money (and all else) in your pants."

"I (again, fill in this space) am in fact supermonger and my super power is gaydar. I can tell you with absolute certainty when presentled with undersized, out-of-focus, and poorly lit images that the she in question is definitely a he. My authority is unassailable and the rest of the board will gleefully back me up when I tell you that even if she's bore a dozen children she has (or recently had) a dick."

And this category may most closely resembles Syzygies response to your statement:

"I (fill in this space) am in fact among only the most elite of mongers. Right now, I've got about seven or eight women whom I see on a regular basis -- P4P and non-P4P. Last night I was with one of them, (a 19+/-yo fresh from E-sarn), and I received three booty calls and SMSs between 11 and 1am from other girls waiting to come over. A few nights ago, I had a threesome with the young girl and an older friend of hers. The two together were into this full on lesbian-teacher demonstration...fuck me, it was amazing! Lately, I've been asked to father children by several of them with promises of water buffalo and new Toyota 4WDs. I'm not joking"

Fun and Sun, I think you must be the only member of this board that isn't aware of these categories. This is the InternationalSexGuide, and this is simply what common sense is about here.

I love it. This should be sticky'd as a sort of Reader's Digest/Crash Course.

[Fon Tok]

our original response truly impressed me as an incredible caricature come to life in the real world. Wasn't sure you really wanted to be attributed to it, but I'm happy for you if you do. I confess I could not make that up and the part about being offered water buffalo and new Toyota 4WDs was an amazing descriptive touch.

...and all true...except I left out the part about opening a karaoke parlor in Nakhon Phanom and living happily ever after in a house out back.

Actually I believe the sentence, "I (fill in this space) am in fact among the most elite of mongers.", really can be recognized in your original ... you just have to read between the lines.

...not an elite monger, just busy as hell as there are too many women in BKK who desire my company. When you live here you don't look for it, it comes to you.

Who'd know that you're really talking about your inability to produce naked photos of girls in the sack? It just proves my point that some standard responses at the forum adhere to a logic of their own and have nothing to do with statements of fact or observation that precede them.

Perhaps, I just prefer to keep my most intimate photo sets for me and my Thai girlfriends to enjoy rather than share them with a bunch of cyber jockeys.

In any event, there is a web site called Model Mayhem where there are women in Thailand who will happily pose for photographers in various states of dress and undress. There are a number of Bangkok models with pages on there.

I believe most of the photos of sexual encounters posted on ISG are the equivalent of quasi trophies likely taken without the complete understanding of the woman that they'll end up on the internet.

I think it's time to take this discussion back to the Photo Gallery "Chit Chat" thread.

[Cyberspace]

Ahh, I definitely resemble that quote. So, Cyber, you're picking on me anonymously again. The above quote is taken out of context as it was part of my response to a person asking why I don't take photos of my girls naked in the sack.

The opening sentence, ""I (fill in this space) am in fact among only the most elite of mongers. " was not even in the entry. Providing your own opening sentence to twist and distort the intent of one's words is not a good practice here on the ISG, especially if you want your neo-pontificating to be taken seriously.

So much for me sharing the truth with fellow ISGers. Cyber, maybe you should give your keyboard and smut sheriff attitude a break and go out and have a little fun.

BTW, I'm in Pattaya right now with one of my stable, and I can tell you doing it is a lot more fun than reading about it...!

ps: I added a street pic with a rare face attached. The woman is just too hot to only show her booty.

You're aware of my opinion of your photos and how they relate to the board, and I won't pontificate further. I was trying to come up with made-up composite quotes that could be readily recognized as frequent responses to most statements on the board. Your original response truly impressed me as an incredible caricature come to life in the real world. Wasn't sure you really wanted to be attributed to it, but I'm happy for you if you do. I confess I could not make that up and the part about being offered water buffalo and new Toyota 4WDs was an amazing descriptive touch.

Actually I believe the sentence, "I (fill in this space) am in fact among the most elite of mongers.", really can be recognized in your original ... you just have to read between the lines. The point was not to single you out (I'd have credited your name otherwise) since there are many mongers here that could "fill in this space" and frequently do respond similarly. Who'd know that you're really talking about your inability to produce naked photos of girls in the sack? It just proves my point that some standard responses at the forum adhere to a logic of their own and have nothing to do with statements of fact or observation that precede them.

[HotShaneHot]

This report is dated several months, sorry 1SG. Anyway. This was my 2nd date with Apple. I had found her previously on one of the escort websites and had the cursory email contact to set schedules. She rolls under "Bangkok Fantasy, " higher end and and it is everything the name implies. Truthfully I cannot say enough about her; she is a lovely gal, excellent English and does everything to make sure your experience is one of the best. The GFE package. She is the type of gal you can feel comfortable taking out and about as she is very refined, polite, courteous and will put you in the right directions with local customs. And she is the type of gal you want on an extended weekend or holiday, funny, hot and passionate. The sex is wild, lots of foreplay, almost the full menu range, intercourse is of course covered. No anal but I was able to finger and play with her a little so it could be a later option. As you can see from the pics she like posing and has a bit of a kinky side. Of note too and I didn't do the deal but she has a thing for while women. All the better for next time!

Enjoy the pics and happy hunting.

Hi how long did she stay with you?

And how much in thai bart did it cost you?

Thank you

[Blourghus]

The chances of their friends and relatives joining the ISG and then stumbling on reports of their sexual activity is low, and the chances of their friends and relatives taking the further steps of submitting their own reports or paying dues to Jackson in order to view the image gallery are: null, void, zero, bupkis and zilch.

I'd hardly put it outside the realm of possibility. Many of these ladies are incredibly well connected and a lot of them have a better understanding of technology than many here. I don't know if this site is specifically on radar for the ladies, but I do know that some regions in the world have discussion forums for the ladies. I don't know if they have that in Bangkok but if they do easily the photos could be reposted there. And once in their hands they could easily get back to family (for example: by two friends getting in a fight and "outing" each other). With advances in technology and networking (example: Facebook opened to general public only 4 years ago, YouTube is only 5 years old, iPhone debuted only 3 years ago) information is spreading at an unprecedented pace, probably soon there will be things facial recognition search and other science fiction like technology developments making it harder to hide secrets on the fringes of the internet. A lot of this is great for the hobby and I have a couple of NEP girlfriends who make absolutely masterful use of Facebook for example, introducing a total different dynamic to the hobby unimaginable only 2-3 years back.

My rule of thumb personally is to take photos which pass the "facebook test", photos which ladies would want to post on their own facebook, obviously the result are more innocent (unless lady happens to be a porn star) but I think it's more rewarding to take photos of the lady which the lady likes so much they want to use them to represent themselves to family friends, and general public.

[Lifeingr]

Has anyone tried the BDSM show in Patpong 2?

From what little I know about BDSM it's not something I'm into, and for 900THB cover charge I'm even less into it.

However, a BG I know switched to working there and I am ever-so-slightly tempted to pay the cover.

1) Worth it?
2) Likelihood of getting extra charges added to my tab, ala the urban myths of Patpong of old?
3) Ladies barfinable?
4) Only for true aficionados of BDSM?

1) It is a bit of a "fake" scene. There is a kind of show with spanking, whipping, candles, humiliation show but there are many visual effects involved.
2) Charges are clear and expensive. Been there once and not charged extra
3) Yes they are, they have rooms upstairs actually. Never tried though.
4) Not really, a group of friends with lots of money can have a good night there. Do not expect that the place is hard BDSM.

[Fon Tok]

Sorry Fun and Sun, I respect your opinion but I believe the failure is yours. At this forum you'll find there's a common sense response protocol...bla, bla, bla,

And this category may most closely resembles Syzygies response to your statement:

"I (fill in this space) am in fact among only the most elite of mongers. Right now, I've got about seven or eight women whom I see on a regular basis -- P4P and non-P4P. Last night I was with one of them, (a 19+/-yo fresh from E-sarn), and I received three booty calls and SMSs between 11 and 1am from other girls waiting to come over. A few nights ago, I had a threesome with the young girl and an older friend of hers. The two together were into this full on lesbian-teacher demonstration...fuck me, it was amazing! Lately, I've been asked to father children by several of them with promises of water buffalo and new Toyota 4WDs. I'm not joking"

Fun and Sun, I think you must be the only member of this board that isn't aware of these categories. This is the InternationalSexGuide, and this is simply what common sense is about here.

Ahh, I definitely resemble that quote. So, Cyber, you're picking on me anonymously again. The above quote is taken out of context as it was part of my response to a person asking why I don't take photos of my girls naked in the sack.

The opening sentence, ""I (fill in this space) am in fact among only the most elite of mongers. " was not even in the entry. Providing your own opening sentence to twist and distort the intent of one's words is not a good practice here on the ISG, especially if you want your neo-pontificating to be taken seriously.

So much for me sharing the truth with fellow ISGers. Cyber, maybe you should give your keyboard and smut sheriff attitude a break and go out and have a little fun.

BTW, I'm in Pattaya right now with one of my stable, and I can tell you doing it is a lot more fun than reading about it...!

ps: I added a street pic with a rare face attached. The woman is just too hot to only show her booty.

[Cyberspace]

Guess that it is natural for the discussion to go around a bit in and not always make sense, but this really takes the cake...

A new mongerer asks about the possibility for taking naughty pics and movies to which I respond (admittedly I do go off-topic in my response to him a bit by suggesting that he share with us his best pics and movies).

To this Harold chimes in that he has never met a Thai girl that wants her pics and films online, to which I respond that I haven't met one that wants this either and ask him what is his point.

Then based on this discussion you conclude that me and Harold have only met low class bar girls. The reason for this: high class girls don't want their pics and films on the internet...

Maybe your logic is impeccable and it is just me that is failing to follow it...

Sorry Fun and Sun, I respect your opinion but I believe the failure is yours. At this forum you'll find there's a common sense response protocol that follows almost any anecdotal observation or statement of fact related to monger matters. Responses will fall into the following general categories:

"I (fill in this space with any random ISG respondant) am outraged that you paid that amount. That same provider approached me and offered her services for half that amount, and I easily bargained her down to a third. You are the cause of inflation, and if you can't strike a better bargain when you come to Thailand you should keep your money (and all else) in your pants."

"I (again, fill in this space) am in fact supermonger and my super power is gaydar. I can tell you with absolute certainty when presentled with undersized, out-of-focus, and poorly lit images that the she in question is definitely a he. My authority is unassailable and the rest of the board will gleefully back me up when I tell you that even if she's bore a dozen children she has (or recently had) a dick."

And this category may most closely resembles Syzygies response to your statement:

"I (fill in this space) am in fact among only the most elite of mongers. Right now, I've got about seven or eight women whom I see on a regular basis -- P4P and non-P4P. Last night I was with one of them, (a 19+/-yo fresh from E-sarn), and I received three booty calls and SMSs between 11 and 1am from other girls waiting to come over. A few nights ago, I had a threesome with the young girl and an older friend of hers. The two together were into this full on lesbian-teacher demonstration...fuck me, it was amazing! Lately, I've been asked to father children by several of them with promises of water buffalo and new Toyota 4WDs. I'm not joking"

Fun and Sun, I think you must be the only member of this board that isn't aware of these categories. This is the InternationalSexGuide, and this is simply what common sense is about here.

[Fun And Sun]

Guess neither of you met any real Thai girls, only the lowest class of bargirls, I assume.

Not all Thai girls are ready to be known as porn stars.

Guess that it is natural for the discussion to go around a bit in and not always make sense, but this really takes the cake...

A new mongerer asks about the possibility for taking naughty pics and movies to which I respond (admittedly I do go off-topic in my response to him a bit by suggesting that he share with us his best pics and movies).

To this Harold chimes in that he has never met a Thai girl that wants her pics and films online, to which I respond that I haven't met one that wants this either and ask him what is his point.

Then based on this discussion you conclude that me and Harold have only met low class bar girls. The reason for this: high class girls don't want their pics and films on the internet...

Maybe your logic is impeccable and it is just me that is failing to follow it...

[Bkk Rookie]

Has anyone tried the BDSM show in Patpong 2?

From what little I know about BDSM it's not something I'm into, and for 900THB cover charge I'm even less into it.

However, a BG I know switched to working there and I am ever-so-slightly tempted to pay the cover.

1) Worth it?
2) Likelihood of getting extra charges added to my tab, ala the urban myths of Patpong of old?
3) Ladies barfinable?
4) Only for true aficionados of BDSM?

[Bkk Rookie]

Nice report but pls be advised that one of the most popular providers in the upstairs Mandarin is a post-op ladyboy. Its really hard to notice and most of the punters seem to be blissfully unaware of her previous life as a boy. Hint: he/she has a piercing on the chin.
Mamasans are too pushy for my taste.

I had no idea. In truth, I'm not even sure which one you are writing about, but I'll be on the lookout next week when I go. Thanks!

I found the momasans at both bars pushy until I spoke to them very clearly that I didn't want or need help, that I knew how to game worked and that I was fine sitting alone.

No problems upstairs ever since, but I do buy the one Buriram (sp?) momasan the occassional drink ... but never more than one per night and no tipping her.

There is one momasan downstairs who is pushy but she gets the hint after awhile. But that's why I spend most my time upstairs.

[Farrider]

Winding up the Bangkok holiday. The climbing Baht and the general bilking of loyal patrons continues to make, at least BKK, less a haven for mongering. Everyone has their approach but I ended up dropping $100 at a hang out feeding two BGs drinks, but that's my sob story. Those good, cheap days are gone, me laments. Anyway, I was able to find three experiences (out of a dozen) worth noting here; one was a freelancer out of the New Wave bar on Soi 7. Chinese/Thai from Chaing Rai, Lucy Lui lookie. The usual hard luck story, but wow, what a fuck! Full menu. Next was a hottie off CL that I ended up with a three some with another BG out of NEP. It's easy when she picks them. But honestly, the best (or at least most memorable) was a session today with another CL score. Her working name is Nikki, she is not a regular post and does not include her phone contact. I was lucky enough to catch her and email to make the connection. She is a bit chunky, but a great rack and a hot box. She brought handcuffs and toys which were all the more fun for face sitting. The sex started fast out of the gate; this one came 2 times with me and a 3rd with the toy. Vocal, passionate, and very nasty. I am like everyone else looking for the spinner hot boxes but if you're looking for a hot chick with tits that will rock your world, check her out.

Happy hunting.

[Farrider]

This report is dated several months, sorry 1SG. Anyway. This was my 2nd date with Apple. I had found her previously on one of the escort websites and had the cursory email contact to set schedules. She rolls under "Bangkok Fantasy, " higher end and and it is everything the name implies. Truthfully I cannot say enough about her; she is a lovely gal, excellent English and does everything to make sure your experience is one of the best. The GFE package. She is the type of gal you can feel comfortable taking out and about as she is very refined, polite, courteous and will put you in the right directions with local customs. And she is the type of gal you want on an extended weekend or holiday, funny, hot and passionate. The sex is wild, lots of foreplay, almost the full menu range, intercourse is of course covered. No anal but I was able to finger and play with her a little so it could be a later option. As you can see from the pics she like posing and has a bit of a kinky side. Of note too and I didn't do the deal but she has a thing for while women. All the better for next time!

Enjoy the pics and happy hunting.

[Spider916]

Very high quality but catering more to the Thai/ Chinese taste. Half of them are barfinable the other half not. Count around 10.000 for entrance fee, drinks, lady drinks and shorttime.

Anyone have any firsthand experience with the expensive, private Pegasus on soi 23?

If so, what is the level of female quality?

[Spider916]

Nice report but pls be advised that one of the most popular providers in the upstairs Mandarin is a post-op ladyboy. Its really hard to notice and most of the punters seem to be blissfully unaware of her previous life as a boy. Hint: he/she has a piercing on the chin.
Mamasans are too pushy for my taste.

Quickie report gathered from too many nights over the past two months.

I have grown to rather enjoy the two Mandarin bars in Nana Plaza. Up the escalator, through the touts and then back in the right corner. One is on that same (second) floor and has table dancers, the other is up a flight of stairs (not the general use stairwell) and has two floors of fun, though one is rarely open.

The table dance Mandarins on the second floor has a number of elevated gogo dance platforms around which patrons sit, drink, flirt and play. The ladies range from 5's to 9's, with most being a nice 7. Some nights are better than others (for example, last night was stretch mark night) but the girls seem to enjoy dancing and often playfully compete with each other to see who can be the most imaginative and sexy. If you like girls with good attitudes, playful spirits and a strong GFE orientation, this is a good bar to hit.

The service girls are also in play, same 600 baht barfine as the regulars, but they don't get taken out a lot. For my money, it's like playing the pro-am circuit. Yes, they go with customers for money, so they are pros, but they aren't hardened or burnt out or over-worked in that regard.

Under the same general management is the upstairs bar (girls and momasans float between the two). As written in previous posts, the bar hosts two shifts (teams) of dancers. One short, young and topless. The other older and more exotic. There are no ladyboys. The young shift are as barely-legal looking as I have found in Bangkok, though most are in their early and mid-twenties. There is less pressure here than in most bars and while the momasans will try to get you to make quick barfine, tell them once you will make up your mind on your own and they will back away. Speak directly and they will act accordingly. Be non-specific and they will continue to try to hustle you into selecting a girl.

Early in the night the girls want 2000 THB for a short-time in your hotel, 1500 THB for a short time in a short-time hotel within Nana. Later you can get 1500 THB for your hotel, and 2500 THB long-time. The girls will never admit to these prices in front of others, but will cave quickly in private negotiation.

I've had success converting a 1500 short-time in my hotel into a 2000 long-time.

Be warned, however, if you go late you may well be customer number two or three for the younger, barely legal girls.

There is a mamasan from Buriram (spelling?) who is a bit of a large lady. Her English is very good and she is an excellent host. Buy her one drink and she will make sure you get what you want, aren't hounded by the other momasans and that the girl you go with understands what you expect.

GL/HF