Bangkok Reports

[11Bravo]

Before, I remember her as having natural but very perky and firm boobs. I liked her better with natural boobs.

I agree. While I do appreciate a large rack, it HAS to be natural. I'll take a perky "B" over a silicone "C" anytime. A bit of sag just lets me know that gravity is operating on flesh. Last year, at Addict's Massage, picked a stunner, BEAUTIFUL face, petite, large rack (between yearly visits, I always forget that most all there are "engineered"; think her name was Bee?) Painfully reminded as her boob massage was literally like being rubbed with large river stones.

Two years ago, pulled a "bit past her prime, but would pay to see" woman from Beer Garden (Bier Garten). I'll admit, THE attraction was the rack. I simply asked her if those were from her mother or from a doctor. She laughed, and said hospital boobs were expensive and she was poor; they were natural. And yes, they were. While I've met some with decent implants, I'll take mine from Mother Nature, thank you.

[Markly2]

Has anyone tried the X Easy Bar girl who has moved to Cowboy2 that Syzygies.

Mentions? I believe her name is Bo or Bew. If so, your opinion / s please. Thanks.

[SlowAndEasy]

Why not just scroll past The Paw's posts if you don't want to read them. That's easy enough to do. Personally I find his posts entertaining with some good info in them on occasion. I do find his posts often appear out of order. Sometimes I have to scroll backwards to see them.

I have no clue whether Monkeypaw is legitimate or not. I will give him the benefit of the doubt, but like everything I read on the internet, I am cautious.

The whole point of a board like this, is to share information. If you believe that the information that is provided is blatantly false, then simply ignoring is a bad thing to do, as that information will lead others into trouble.

Hence, I can understand why some of the guys are a upset.

I have been on other boards where some guy will highly recommend a girl or a bar. I go to that girl or bar and find that the service is terrible, and the girls are ugly. I might have gone out of my way to.

Find that girl or place, and completely wasted my time. For some people, wasting time is no big deal. For me, I have a limited time on this earth, and I want to maximize my fun while I still can. So wasting my time.

Is a cardinal sin.

[MonkeyPaw]

Why not just scroll past The Paw's posts if you don't want to read them. That's easy enough to do. Personally I find his posts entertaining with some good info in them on occasion. I do find his posts often appear out of order. Sometimes I have to scroll backwards to see them.

My posts are out of order because they all go to the forum Mods first. There are some guys that truly have this thing against me. This is nothing new to the Paw. There are some who love me and some who hate. The Mods have set it to where those who troll me every time I post, I don't see their posts. And they don't see mine. This is to avoid arguing. Yet, even with this filter by the Mods, pay attention to those who have snide comments every time I post something. I avoid saying anything back now. It's not worth my time. I'm too busy banging girls and contributing. And Monkeypaw keeps on going'.

[Allover]

Why not just scroll past The Paw's posts if you don't want to read them. That's easy enough to do. Personally I find his posts entertaining with some good info in them on occasion. I do find his posts often appear out of order. Sometimes I have to scroll backwards to see them.

[Franciscass]

Yes, ignore function is helpful, but too many guys quoted his post and celebrate his fantasy stories.

Now why on earth would you say that? Just because this guy has more adventures than Indiana Jones doesn't mean they don't happen.

He's larger than life where sneaking into Thailand, finding secret sex clubs and having sex that the rest of us only dream about is just how this guy spends his days or more correctly his nights.

He does go into amazing detail, provides on occasion documentary back up and venues names and identifies girls which in those instances at least could be easily debunked if they were fake.

For me he doesn't shill any particular establishment and whether or not a lot of the time he is just daydreaming I don't care, I find his posts entertaining.

I have on my to do list to a visit to Heidelberg to buy Vee Vee a drink, find some plastic bed covering and try out no's 239 and 246 at Baccara and scout around Silom looking for the door with a Blue Display with Red Eyes.

[EihTooms]

Clearly the nonsense posts have been gaining momentum. Sad state of affairs that.

Short term solution: while it is an admittedly imperfect workaround, the ignore function is your friend.

Long term consequence: it erodes the level of legitimate contributor interest, which leads to decreased actionable intel.

SL.

I don't put anyone on Ignore. But I do only see his posts through quotes of others because he is apparently so emotionally fragile and incapable of supporting a position beyond his fantasy, either he or someone else has hidden his original posts from some of us. LOL.

I generally agree with the concept of ignoring his posts. And if they are only him rhapsdizing about his epic sexual adventures, we should. But we also should also challenge any poster who asserts something that just doesn't jibe with easily observable reality. Because not to do so misleads other, less experienced or informed, readers.

It isn't helpful to ignore and not respond to absolutely everything a troll posts.

[Lew Ashby]

In my experience that happened only very few times that Thais started saying things about me and I've never met any girl talking like they did in that story (when they really want to do it, they do it in Essaan language, not in Thai) , most of the time there is nothing interesting to hear from them when they talk together. If it's the only reason you want to learn Thai, it's not worth the effort and the time spent.

Thanks for the insight Paolo! That was a slight part of the motivation, but the majority revolves around the fact that I'd like to make the LOS my retirement sanctuary for 3-4 months when I retire in 20 -30 years. Also, I am a fan of the girls new to the scene, and noticed that they are typically quite limited with English (to be expected). I figured if I could add to my repertoire in terms of rapport building ability that it would only the cause!

Cheers,

HBK Lew.

[Christian G]

Short term solution: while it is an admittedly imperfect workaround, the ignore function is your friend.

Yes, ignore function is helpful, but too many guys quoted his post and celebrate his fantasy stories.

[Sunlover2]

Grain of salt? I'd load up on a crate of Morton's.

Clearly the nonsense posts have been gaining momentum. Sad state of affairs that.

Short term solution: while it is an admittedly imperfect workaround, the ignore function is your friend.

Long term consequence: it erodes the level of legitimate contributor interest, which leads to decreased actionable intel.

SL.

[Alicia Keys]

Pattaya's gogo quality is pretty high, I'd rank it a bit above Bangkok's scene myself. I do tend to find brand new girls to the scene more so in Pattaya than in Bangkok.

I was surprised but right now right here Pattaya agogos are filled with really really pretty girls.

[Alicia Keys]

1. It is highly un-realistic to expect 2 hour short times from 1st session agoggo girls. 20 minutes- one hour is the norm. Regulars the sky is the limit.

2. Sharks lineup is always the same same- one or 2 avg lookers.

3. IS CH charging the 100 baht entrance fee? I think its a scheme thought up by the door men. LOL. The figure what's the big deal. Tourists will pay it happily.

4. Lollipops really do have about 4 above avg lookers with real tits. Surprising since they are such a small club.

5. That club next to Rainbow 4. How do they stay in business? Their girls more ISSARN types. Don't look too friendly. Very few customers.

[Admin2]

I had originally posted a couple of more pics that shows the front of the club along with the access card for the tuk tuk drivers to recognize. However Admin edited my original post without them included. Perhaps, Admin doesn't want stuff like that out in the open to just any members. I may have to screen to see who I can send this to. Or maybe I will just delegate another trusted memeber to do so.

Or you fucked up when you posted it because nothing you're describing is against the rules.

If you want to mail it to me I'll look at it and let you know

usasgforummoderator@gmail.com

A2

[MonkeyPaw]

Slow clap. Bravo MonkeyPaw, bravo! I am giving myself the goal of trying to learn Thai over the next 6 months for that very reason, although I'd probably end up being turned off after hearing what they are saying. I did pickup on being called "ting tong" a few times last trip. I like how you played the naive idiot card and played their game to your benefit. VeeVee is definitrly waiting / patrolling for you!

Cheers and thanks for the great reports.

HBK Lew.

Next time you talk with a Thai girl. Tell her "[Non-English text deleted by Admin]" and point to her lips. Watch the expression on her face.

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[Christian G]

Be aware that you will probably have some of the worst headache of your life when using it.

Not everyone is affected by the same side effects.