Bangkok Reports

[Sunlover2]

I think it is worth it. I find it very annoying to get to BKK after a very long flight and wait for an hour to get your passport processed (admittedly, that's rare). And they also have an electric cart service to whisk you to the diplomatic line. They then stand with you until you get your bag and will walk you down to the public taxi stand. Costs are below:

http://www.limousine.in.th/fast-track-immigration.html

This is the same type of ground service I have received when flying TG F into BKK. It is quite amazing how quickly they can get you from the jetway to the curb.

SL.

[Jeremy101]

Why? Because it can become so damn addictive. Also, it has caused me to lose interest in western ladies.

Here is how I do Thailand, you may take my advice or leave it. Free advice is worth what you pay, but I have also found that truly good advice comes from unexpected places at unexpected times:

1) I don't do Soi Cowboy, Nana or Patpong, it's just not my thing. It's a bit too mercenary (and loud!) for me. Also, I can have a great time at many other places like the small bars along Soi 26 or some of the other smaller night time venues.

2) Each day and night should have a different theme. One night might be Ratchadipisek high end soapie night, another night might be a dinner cruise up the CP, the next night might be buying a few ladies out of a massage parlor, etc.

3) Stay hydrated, sleep well, leave all valuables in your in room safe, don't get drunk and stupid (or try not to);.

4) Do make lots of friends with lots of Thai ladies. You do this by going on dating websites, getting to know them, calling them, talking on the phone, and then taking them out to dinner when you are there. Do not treat them badly online, Thai ladies don't like sex talk. Be friendly and polite, meet them in BKK, and woo them to bed on a date. Never send money to them, ever. If you want to give them a gift when you are there, that's fine. But never be a sponsor, ever.

5) Try not to fall in love. If you suspect your Thai girlfriend has other men on the side, she does. In fact, it's probably much worse than you think. But that's OK, and that's fair, because you aren't exclusively seeing her.

6) Don't go to Thailand unless you have brought sufficient funds. There is nothing worse than being in The Land of Milk and Honey, and not having enough money. You should have enough money to do what you want, when you want.

7) Wear condoms for intercourse. BBBJ is fine.

8) Don't get into disputes with Thais. If the taxi driver is cheating you 100 bhat or whatever or your check bin is padded, let it go. It's not worth it. If there is a major dispute, Thais stick together, and it won't go well for you. And when and if the BiB show up, they will probably arrest you.

9) I like massage parlors. Get to know reputable mamasans and papasans. Get their email addresses / phone numbers. If they are good and know their stuff, they can really get you what you want. I got to know the papasan at Poseidons (Lucho), during the Viet Nam War, he worked at a US airbase in Korat. He wears a ring given to him from a pilot who was shot down. We used to trade emails on occasion, and he would tip me off to good performers and new girls. He always knew what he was talking about.

10) Get to know massage girls as well. For example, I am fairly good friends with Saki at All Stars (she works out of several MPs) and I have known her for years. Sometimes she will set me up with her friends or have threesomes or even foursomes, and it is cheaper than doing it through the MP.

Please feel free to add to this list. Let's keep the discussion going!

[Jeremy101]

At What is this "Expedited passport control"? How much is it? Is it worth the money? Where can I buy it? Sometimes there are long lines at the immigration stations. I think the fee is about 1,000 THB or US $30. I don't think I every used this service -- likely you can pay on the spot at the airport.

I think it is worth it. I find it very annoying to get to BKK after a very long flight and wait for an hour to get your passport processed (admittedly, that's rare). And they also have an electric cart service to whisk you to the diplomatic line. They then stand with you until you get your bag and will walk you down to the public taxi stand. Costs are below:

http://www.limousine.in.th/fast-track-immigration.html

Once I arrive in BKK, I get euphoric with the thought of all that pouting waiting for me. The last thing I want to do is wait in a line.

[KiJang]

Hi Guys.

I used to just go pharmacies and just ask for C over the counter. Is this still possible? My friend tells me it's not possible anymore. When he last tried they all said no. He was trying the pharmacies along Sukhumvit between Asoke and Nana.

Thanks.

CT.

Yes. I don't think anything has changed except the prices. 1900 THB today at the pharmacy on S / vit between sois 4 and 2. A box of 4 and genuine 20 MG stuff from Elli Lilli.

[KiJang]

The former is a construction site and the latter has metamorphosed into a slightly middling high end Arab restaurant. What has happened of the low end Eastern Europeans who worked there. I am in the mood for some dunhill breath fake blond big bottomed uzbekis tonight.

Most of them are quite friendly and great long terms companions once you have managed to scratch through the ex soviet surface hardened tough hide.

[KiJang]

Is still a good option if you want to spend sultry afternoons drinking cold beers under industrial strength air blowers chatting up friendly Thai Milfs who are ready to blow you in a different way with due compensation. E wanted 2000 THB for short time. On offer was her tight 46 kg body and good company. Claims she is 37 but looks 30 from certain angles and a certain distance. Loved her company for the price of her outstanding bar tab for couple of waters and a coffee, but passed up on the ST offer while noting down her number.

There are a few young ones thrown in the mix and there might be more after sundown.

This place hasn't changed much in the last decade.

[FreebieFan]

At No Visa is needed to get into Bangkok?


At medical documentation to get into BKK? . I have never heard of this drequirement for medical documents -- unless you are coming from a West African country where Ebola is a problem, ?

The medical requirement is for passport holders of most African countries and a few South American countries. Its for yellow fever, Nile fever and a few others. A simple UN Medical clearance card indicating vaccinations for these gets you past customs. I recently took my African lady to BKK. Its a 5 minute form filling exercise. What flight on, what seat (they check boarding passes) and that's it.

[TimTimGuy]

If you have spent some time in the Caribbean or in some Latin American countries (I think Mexico and Brazil are exceptions) you will need to present a yellow fever card to medical personnel at the airport. If a person who requires such a card presents himself in the airport sans card he will be required to be quarantined for a few days.

Yellow fever quarantine? At Mango? At Snow White? Might be worth leaving the card behind! (Good clarification, about the yellow fever card.).

[Turgid]

Can someone confirm?

I've been RTFF and saw some posts about medical documentation to get into BKK? Can someone explain what this is? I don't want to get to the airport and get turned away from entry into BKK.

Thanks in advance.

If you have spent some time in the Caribbean or in some Latin American countries (I think Mexico and Brazil are exceptions) you will need to present a yellow fever card to medical personnel at the airport. If a person who requires such a card presents himself in the airport sans card he will be required to be quarantined for a few days.

[TimTimGuy]

Can someone confirm?

@No Visa is needed to get into Bangkok?

@ medical documentation to get into BKK? Can someone explain what this is? I don't want to get to the airport and get turned away from entry into BKK.

@What is this "Expedited passport control"? How much is it? Is it worth the money? Where can I buy it?

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At No Visa is needed to get into Bangkok?

If you are from the USA or most European counties, you will gain entry for up to 30 days without a visa. There is a website that explains entry requirements.

At medical documentation to get into BKK? . I have never heard of this drequirement for medical documents -- unless you are coming from a West African country where Ebola is a problem, I don't know what this requirement might be. For a residence visa maybe?

At What is this "Expedited passport control"? How much is it? Is it worth the money? Where can I buy it? Sometimes there are long lines at the immigration stations. I think the fee is about 1,000 THB or US $30. I don't think I every used this service -- likely you can pay on the spot at the airport.

[Jeremy101]

Thank you for your advice!

How much will the expedited passport control cost?

Yeah, probably my friend is Thai but not from Bangkok. Or maybe he was talking about non-sexual tourism.

I think I'll go to Sukhumvit and visit some places at Nana Plaza (people said good things about Rainbows 4 and Jail Birdz) and have a Nuru massage at Dr BJ. I've never had a Nuru so it would be interesting.

Can I find gogo bar with nude dances? Maybe in Soi Cowboy?

Young fun. Please see the following link:

http://www.limousine.in.th/fast-track-immigration.html

Since you don't have time to waste, I would recommend them. In short, they take you through the diplomatic lines both ways. Sometimes, passport control has long lines, sometimes they don't. They can even pick you up in an electric cart after you depart the airplane. I use them most times I go to BKK.

If you go to Dr. BJ's, I recommend see and let her pick a friend. She could make a sailor blush and knows how to suck a dick.

The biggest thing for you, is you don't have time to waste. So you need to plan things out carefully.

[Jeremy101]

Changing money at the airport is the worst option: they have the worst exchange rates and it is no use to spend time looking at the different counters: they all apply exactly the same (bad) rates.

I agree, but he has exactly 8 - 9 hours max starting at 7:00 pm. So, he doesn't have time to waste.

[Dinotrex]

Can someone confirm?

No Visa is needed to get into Bangkok?

I've been RTFF and saw some posts about medical documentation to get into BKK? Can someone explain what this is? I don't want to get to the airport and get turned away from entry into BKK.

What is this "Expedited passport control"? How much is it? Is it worth the money? Where can I buy it?

Thanks in advance.

Given your short stay, you may want to pay for expedited passport control both entering and leaving which could (depends on the lines) save you 1 - 2 hours easily. You can jump a taxi at the official taxi stands to Sukh. Rd. For about 350 - 450 bhat. You can use an ATM to get money or just change money at the airport.

[Nongpagba]

Any suggestions? I had a lot of fun at Star of Light. Blow job and screwing right next to the bar. Blow job at bar in Afterskool at the other end of the bar. Where else in Bangkok can you get full service right at the bar or blow job right at the bar?

B52 in soi 22 is another venue. You pay Thai whisky to the lady or ladies and you get your BJ right away, but the ladies are thristy.

[OsakaGin11]

I am on my way to BKK next week for some are & are and I was wondering if EE was presently working at Dr. BJ's. Or was she on holidays taking a break?

If she is not there, can anyone recommend someone else of similar quality at Dr. BJ's?

Thanks in advance.