Bangkok Reports

[Syzygies]

I did see one entertaining two. Number 50 who was very sexy and flirty and 86 who was a little quieter and only smouldering hot. I was jealous but I finished up with The Animal and had the night of my sheltered life so far.

That could be me, if number 50 had big tits and 86 was slim. I could have the wrong ones, as have a number of favourite girls, Ging (Dcups), Oom, Naen (blonde), Naam (slim tall), and Noi (white skin), May-Lee (gone unfortunately), and don't entertain them all at once. Unfortunately, I am very bad to remember the girls numbers. I go by names and faces.

I have been secretly counting my drinks, after once suspecting over charging. Haven't had a problem since. I usually have a regular waitress and could be she is a totally honest one that makes sure everything is right.

[Nongpagba]

It is called a massage place, but since I don't go there for massage, I'm posting here. Each visit to Bangkok leads me there for a balls shaving session with Aen. She's not young any more, but she must have been good looking then. She shaves my balls and ass hair thoroughly and tenderly. Doing it, she places the shaft and the scrotum in proper position. Afterwards she probes if the dick may still become hard. Sucking the head is definitely beyond the task, as is mounting me to come herself with her hand stifling her crying.

[Charles Dickin]

Tonight was my first visit I declned a lady drink for a naked lady. Just out of curiosity, how much is a lady drink and how much is a BF. The long report doesn't state clearly.

Sorry! Usually they order a double drink which is tequila and brown water pretending to be cola. One of them costs 160 and the other 170. I don't know which but doesn't matter. Sometimes they just write 330 on your bill. Whatever. You probably end up paying 400 or more any way.

Some of the waitresses are really nice and serve you well and make jokes with you and maybe dance for you. These I am happy to tip. But I've had some others that I've never even seen never mind been served by try hitting me for tips. One I'd never seen on any of my previous 3 visits nor that fourth night materialized out of thin air, sat on the floor and wrapped her arms round my leg sulking and saying Tip Me Tip Me Tip Me Tip Me. She wouldn't let go until I gave her a 100 tip. Maybe this is the Thai version of wheel clamping and that was my fine. I tried to stick out not paying but after a couple of minutes it was getting embarrassing so naturally I gave in. OK I am soft.

In some ways Crazy House is a great bar in other ways its lousy.

I don't think crazy horse is suitable to CharlesDickins

Maybe maybe not. I think I might make it best of 7 to be sure. LOL! I'm not sure about the animal pole dancer either. Will definitely have to make it best of 3.

Well, you don't know what sex in heaven is like. LOL!

Sure I do. Missionary position only LOL! I might find out attempting best of 3 with animal pole dancer. Great way to arrive at the gates.

Other Crazy House girls can be a wild too. While I was fingering one of the previous girls she squeezed so hard that I thought I was going to get 2 broken fingers. I panic easily and had visions of trying to explain to the doctor how that happened. I don't know if the travel insurance covers that kind of accident.

Looks like a girl I absolutely want to spend a night with.

Remember you need protection for activities with this girl. Stab vest minimum. I think you are a veteran though.

She's actually kind of sweet. She's very honest and up front describes herself as farm worker from Issan with honey skin. I don't know many Thai lady but she's the first I met not to mind her skin color maybe even like it. I think she has beautiful skin. Not all tigress have striped skin! LOL!

I forgot to say about her that her English is, how to say, passable. But she swears a hell of a lot. So you probably wouldn't want to take her to a fancy fancy restaurant unless you want a very memorable evening for society to read on social networks.

- Your main course madam.

- That fucking it? Hey Mak where rest of fucking food? Or this fucking sample? If I like I get more yes? You going bar? Double lady drink Mak.

I do think she'd be an excellent librarian.

- Hey Mak books with fucking pictures over there. You know karma sutra? I show you best fucking positions. No Mak not like that like this. Leg here dick there. You boring. Go fucking faster.

- SSSH! No talking this is a library!

- OK Boss. No problem. No fucking talking. Screaming OK? I very noisy orgasm. Double lady drink Mak fucking thirsty work.

She'd be brilliant as the Minister for Tourism and Culture.

- Welcome to fucking Thailand. You like drink? Me too. I know fucking good bar. You buy me double lady drink Mak? New national sport pole dancing. I fucking show you. First double lady drink.

I'm really quite fond of her because I think she's a rough diamond. But she does scare me. Maybe I am a little in love or maybe it's just Stockholm Syndrome. LOL!

[BangkokBull]

I see some mentioning of Craigslist ladies being mostly controlled by some agents, however in all the strange ads sometimes a gem can be found.

I recently had a session with a nice lady found on Craigslist. Slim and relatively white compared to many ladies here. She do have some tattoos on her shoulder and back. Large silicone tits nicely done and looks very natural.

We spent 3 hours together with nice relating time and full GFE experience. She charged 3000 baht for short time (overnight is 6000 baht). I only did the short time session and that is normally one one shot but since I can normally only do one shot in a few hours anyway that was not a issue for me.

She didn't rush the time in any way, and will give a nice massage too after the session.

Very classy lady that would be perfect to take out for a dinner or to a pub for a few drinks if anyone like a good lady's company, very good English so no problems with communication. She generally prefer older guys.

I would recommend to anyone that like good company with a lady that can entertain outside the bed too.

With her permission here are some photos.

Search for xoxosexy in Craigslist Thailand casual encounters to find her contact information.

But please keep in mind this lady only do GFE, not a PSE type of lady.

[Mogwai]

If she doesn't kill you then all future sex will be boring in comparison.

Well, you don't know what sex in heaven is like. LOL!

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Crazy house is one of the only gogo's that I've visited that consistently overcharges on their tabs. I even visited with a senior member who's well known by the club and he was overcharged 400 baht or so on his bill. Doesn't matter if you bring out your phone and calculate the total, they'll just give you whatever change they feel you deserve. And if they can't get you on your drinks, girls will order a lady drink as a shot with a cola drink and you get charged double. Best option is to have several drinks before walking into the club so you don't get dinged.

I avoid tab problems by just paying after every drink order.

[Breadman]

Crazy house is one of the only gogo's that I've visited that consistently overcharges on their tabs. I even visited with a senior member who's well known by the club and he was overcharged 400 baht or so on his bill. Doesn't matter if you bring out your phone and calculate the total, they'll just give you whatever change they feel you deserve. And if they can't get you on your drinks, girls will order a lady drink as a shot with a cola drink and you get charged double. Best option is to have several drinks before walking into the club so you don't get dinged.

[Nongpagba]

Tonight was my first visit I declned a lady drink for a naked lady. Just out of curiosity, how much is a lady drink and how much is a BF. The long report doesn't state clearly.

[Nongpagba]

I was never offered a VIP room at Som's. How much is it?

Sorry, it was 1. 700 all in.

[BionicMan]

I arrive in BKK the night after the bombing. I didn't see any additional security at the airport and going through immigration was very fast. Nana, Cowboy, and the Sukhumvit area.

In general are business as usual. I did notice a higher police presence on Sukhumvit road compared to one year ago, but I can't tell if that is due to the bombing. Also, when you enter.

The mall Terminal 21 the search all bags. But again, I don't know if that is something new due to the bombing. There is no curfew and all bars are open for business.

In theory bags have always been searched at Siam, Mbk, terminal 21 and you always go through metal detectors. They always sounded like Christmas carols and nobody gave an eye to that. Farangs have always been left through like crews at airports, if you know what I mean.

Again in theory, all BTS stations have a possible handheld metal detector stick test can be used.

So the system has always been in place, whether used, activated, enforced is another story.

Police has been a bit more in sukhumvit since the coup, msybe to enforce the vending stalls ban. Sa long as you were not confused by the butt police, ripping off tourists with cigarette butt fines, a battle between them and some mama-sans in gogo: who ripps off more tourists?

[BionicMan]

I don't think crazy horse is suitable to CharlesDickins but each one his own. His money, his game, his fun, his pleasure and his wallet.

Mamasans and girls can only be happy to have customers as such in a low season as such.

I would not be the ideal customer, for sure.

[Sezze]

Warning: do not take the pole dancer if you are over 50, under 25, have a weak heart, aren't familiar with the Karma Sutra, or are not athletic and single. She will leave marks and scars on you because she bites, scratches, and can slap like an angry hockey player. If she doesn't kill you then all future sex will be boring in comparison. You have been warned.

Looks like a girl I absolutely want to spend a night with. I did have a girl like that before, and I took her once every 2 days. Wasn't a stunner but had something about her, and it the bedroom she showed what. I like biting and scratching girls (they to me, not opposite).

[Charles Dickin]

Thanks Syzygies. Next time I will try to only pay the bar fine and drinks in the bar. I will tell the girl I will pay her fee at the hotel and ask her what she wants and tell her no mamasan. Thanks to your advice I am now sure that 55 did say 2500 initially and mamasan Paar added an extra 1000 sucker tax.

On my third night I tried to outwit Paar keeping my change by paying by card. When I looked at the bill outside where I could see it better I noticed she'd added 5% surcharge and rounded up a bit. I tried to explain it wasn't a credit card but suddenly her English got a lot worse.

For each girl I paid everything in the bar up front. This was 700 BF plus 3500ST each time except for the second girl which was 2500ST. For the first and second girls mamasan Paar took an extra 200 for herself. For the fourth she took an extra 800 not 900 as I said in the original post.

Sorry mis spoke in my original post. I paid 700 BF plus 3500ST plus the *800* change the mamasan refused to give me back. In every case drinks were extra.

Did you ever see some Farang downstairs entertaining up to 3 girls on occasions. Could be me. LOL.

I did see one entertaining two. Number 50 who was very sexy and flirty and 86 who was a little quieter and only smoldering hot. I was jealous but I finished up with The Animal and had the night of my sheltered life so far.

You should do a lot more variety until you get experienced, although I have to admit Crazy House has better looking girls

I tried Suzy Wong first but I didn't see anyone I liked. For sure their all more beautiful than me but for Asian girls I like slimmer. Doll House was hopeless. There were no customers downstairs and only one upstairs. I didn't want to be the sole attraction so I didn't stay. I had failed attempts to attract the attention of an upstairs girl at Bacara over two nights. I figured that one just wasn't meant to be.

Thanks for your help.

[JesseJames]

Just after arriving after a long flight, my steps took me to Som's Haven with a visit to my old favourite Katay from SOL in mind. Fate was smiling and Katay was present. She proposed to take a VIP room saying: "I know you like to fuck me, so let's take this room". The room had a shower and a large bed. She sucked my dick for a while starting slowly and deeply, then I went down on her. I like her pussy with the big labiae. Then 30 minutes of intense fucking until I came in doggy position. She had come before riding me. She has lost none of her skills, but I preferred the action on the bar sofas at SOL together with Peung, Oen, or Pla rather than the more private setting at Som's.

I was never offered a VIP room at Som's. How much is it?

[Somewhere15]

Slightly more safety here but overall its live as always. Enjoy your fun and don't get histeric nor panicking. Lives goes on.

Only on Spasso's just 300 meters down the bombing location there was a significant number of less people than normal. It looks like an empty Sunday or Monday evening in there.

One if the security guys say it was because of the bombing.