Pattaya Reports

[SubCmdr]

It's on the last soi tucked away in the corner of a residential neighbourhood and hard to find if you don't know where to look (perfect for hiding from the Mrs) and is worth the trip. I have never seen anyone naked in the pool though in about 20 visits. Always good fun way to spend a few hours in the afternoon though.

I guess I just got lucky since on my first visit there was a customer with two girls in the pool with him. Drunk and in a good mood (in contrast to many of the posters in the Pattaya Reports thread) and wanting to hold a conversation with me. It is not customary for me to have conversations with naked men unless I am at a freak party or a nude resort. I was polite and stopped a chatted for a moment to check out the naked girls. You do realize that having the girls accompany you to the pool has a separate cost? It is not included in the standard "room service" fee. Or maybe I was just a mark since I was new. I am in agreement with you. It is worth the trip and I have been back several times.

[LocalExplorer]

In a week or so, I'll do an addendum to my gogo review. I have some new thoughts and new reviews, but I'll post them together. Today I'll try to answer another question I myself have had, but this one is a much tougher one.

The Question is: Which lady should I choose? Let's assume I'm somewhere between mid-30's and mid-40's, and I'm overweight (an XL, but just single X). My interests are in sex and having fun! It might not be the same as when I was 20, but I can still manage to do both pretty well.

Age and looks. The girl's age and looks are definitely very important, and that's what most people would focus on. As I pointed out with the 2 TF stories, finding young chicks who will perform well in bed is definitely possible, but that doesn't mean easy. Although I have seen a man 10 years my senior, and probably double my weight with a young girl I was very jealous of.

It's worth noting however, that some less attractive ladies really took to heart the famous 1970's slogan of a certain car rental company: "We're #2, we try harder". The younger a girl, the more likely she will: forget about you (goes to the toilet, gets distracted, never comes back); be disinterested in what you want (won't listen to hints, if you gently express dislike in what she's doing, she will assume something's wrong with you and demand a new drink); not put much effort in at all. She knows that even if you leave, the next customer will come and go straight for her.

So it's pretty much a balancing game, and your choice of option depends on how much effort, time and money you want to put in on a given day.

Indicators. I agree that getting called out on the street, or approached, might be an indicator a lady likes you / dislikes you less than other passers-by or customers, thus giving hope of a better experience in bed. The problem is most of those calling out are grannies at least 10 years my senior, and often much more. Hard pass there. I occasionally bump into young girls asking for my attention, but usually during the first drink I do confirm that they are drink queens. I mean that's fine, but that's not what I'm looking for. So now I usually pass the suspiciously hot young girls too, just not wanting to spend 10-15 minutes feigning patience.

Beer bar girls. So let's talk about beer bar girls specifically. I have to say, in most places like Tree Town, Myth Night, Soi Diana etc, I have to do quite a lot of walking before I catch eye contact with someone outside the 2 categories I mentioned above (grannies and the young), and not eye contact of the "WTF you want" type. Soi Pothole admittedly is better in that regard, thanks SubCmdr for the tip. Once I get myself seated, we go through the entire drink-buying-checking-her-attitude-hugging-and-touching ceremony. Very often the ladies will be surprised, or even puzzled, that I'm not there to complain about failed love, family problems or the like. When we go back to the hotel, usually things cool down. The lady will usually take an "ok, let's get past this" attitude, and the sex is usually bad. First of all, they want to get on top of me, and very quickly get tired. That's fine, I can get on top and pump away, I'm more fit than these girls give me credit for. They are often upset in the "this was not part of the plan" manner, and often after a few minutes of banging, they try to convince me I won't be able to finish. I can also see by their face that they're really NOT enjoying it. Or their faces show joy, but their hand gestures are saying "hurry tf up!" and show some irritation. In response, I do slow down more often than I care to admit. In quite a few cases, they try to do as little as possible from the very start, touching my willy with 2 fingers, chuckling in inappropriate situations and such. It's rarely ever good sex.

GC girls. The problems I mentioned occur also with masseuses, gogo girls and GC girls, but much more rarely. GC girls can sometimes be a letdown, if you choose the hottest one in an establishment. But usually a GC is the McD of sex (the non-US McD) - yes, perhaps it's not the best presentation or the best taste, but you know exactly what you're getting and you will not be hungry. Problem is, if you're a foodie, setting up camp in McD will not leave you satisfied. However, if you ever find yourself "hungry" and tired, that's the #1 place to go to.

TF. My experience (not statistically significant) is that the better encounters are with TF girls rather than beer bar girls, and the former can be much hotter. And much cheaper: same price no LDs no bar fines, so you can afford to sometimes get it wrong. The key here is you should really screen the TF girls well. I focus on the ones that seem to have relatively little experience. I study the profile, the pictures, and search for any reviews out there. I'm very suspicious of any 10's, 9's and even 8's. And I do a video-connection before inviting them in, crossing off the girls who try to avoid it.

[Explorer8939]

I use different metrics to gauge how busy Pattaya is now. One is visual observation, but another is how many ladies ping me looking for a customer. Particularly, high volume ladies, the know and who get 10,000 baht a night during High Season. When they start asking to come see me for 2000 baht, you know things are dead.

And soon, the guys who fell in love with a bar girl in January stop sending her money, and she comes looking for a customer, too.

[Explorer8939]

Not Hating on you but it's been like this since Caveman days.

It's just Raining old white men. 24/7. Nothing wrong with this.

I have no idea what you are trying to say here.

My point was that there is no a shortage of old white men on Soi Chaiapoon, due to Low Season. Do you have different observations?

[Cusland]

Passion Gentlemans Club

Absolutely wild that that it is located right in the middle of a residential neighborhood. Enter through a door into the courtyard, where depending upon the time, you will find any number of naked girls with their chosen partners from the club in the pool. Walk into the main club and the place is dimly lit except over the bar and pool table. At the pool table you will find the girls of the club strutting their stuff and you can play with them if you like. There girls are in various outfits that depending upon your tastes you might find sexy. I know I did. Girls will approach you and you can invite them to sit down with you or you can politely decline. On certain days if you buy enough drinks you get free food at the buffet. I did not sample as on one day the offering did not appeal to me and on the other day I visited it was just to drink and chill with my mate who was leaving Thailand the next day.

I remember the music being ok, if a little dated. TV screens all over with various stuff playing. I kept my eyes on the girls in the place. Attractive girl comes up to my table and I invite her to sit down. She has the type of body I like. Lady Drink is purchased and her beautiful breasts come out and I'm feeling them up and sucking on nipple. Grabbing bare ass and rubbing her pussy. Conversation is had about how things work in the place. And we have an agreement. Off to the room.

Wow! So there is not confusion by those who are confused easily will not be covering any sexual details or prices. Much to much criticism up in here over a grown mans choices. So if you want to know more hit me via PM. This room was like a suite. It was huge with an entire room next to it was a bathroom. Complete with two sinks, a bathtub and shower. It is a freak party room. Definitely for a threesome. Outstanding! As was the performance of the lady I picked. Afterwards, and I really like this, we had a little time left over so she sat on the couch with me and we made small talk with each other while I continued to feel her up and enjoy her body until time ran out. It took the edge of what can be mechanical sex in the industrial sex capital of the world. It was nice. Then back to the bar. I thought about round two with a different girl but instead decided to try another gentleman's club.

Say what you want about me. I put meat in the pot with quality reports about my adventures in Pattaya. If I do say so myself. You know what, I sure do. So the next time someone writes I have no credibility, look at their post count. Better yet do some due diligence and check out the information they are providing. If anyone every finds something factually incorrect in my posts, please point it and provide the correct information. I am not perfect. I have been known to make an error. They are few and far between But I have been known to make them. It will help me and others learn more. That is why I post, so that maybe just one person finds the information useful when they are visiting Pattaya and it helps them out. It is also my way of giving back to everyone who has provided me with some much information (here and in person) over the years!

Enjoy my work!

It's on the last soi tucked away in the corner of a residential neighbourhood and hard to find if you don't know where to look (perfect for hiding from the Mrs) and is worth the trip. I have never seen anyone naked in the pool though in about 20 visits. Always good fun way to spend a few hours in the afternoon though.

[Cusland]

Walking around Soi Chaiyapoon, plenty of ladies in the bars, but very few customers. Maybe the GCs have customers.

Great time to be a customer in Pattaya.

Traffic is brutal at the moment. Walking street is absolutely heaving every night. It depends on where you like to monger and the standard of girls you go for.

[Explorer8939]

Not Hating on you but it's been like this since Caveman days.

It's just Raining old white men. 24/7. Nothing wrong with this.

A month ago, many of the bars on Soi Chaiyapoon had customers, some were filled. Now most are empty of customers, and the ladies are bored.

Low Season is upon us.

Having said that, traffic is still bad, due to the many Chinese tour buses, but also because of an influx of Bangkok visitors. But after May 5, the holiday will end, and things should get a lot quieter.

I went to Maggie Mays Jomtien last night, pretty much the same as the original.

[Forty Drinks]

Walking around Soi Chaiyapoon, plenty of ladies in the bars, but very few customers. Maybe the GCs have customers.

Great time to be a customer in Pattaya.

Not Hating on you but it's been like this since Caveman days.

It's just Raining old white men. 24/7. Nothing wrong with this.

[Explorer8939]

Walking around Soi Chaiyapoon, plenty of ladies in the bars, but very few customers. Maybe the GCs have customers.

Great time to be a customer in Pattaya.

[LittleBigMan]

Sadly Devil's Den is shut, probably for good. It was a victim of Covid, then the landlord raised the rent as LK Metro grew popular. The final nail was the owner had a near fatal medical condition and has been recovering for a long time. There was an attempt to restart it at a new location but the deal fell through and since then no one has heard much more.

This is correct information. I had a friend who use to use the Den exclusively on his 3 week trip everyday he would have one of their girls or a repeat. Based on their general prices for girl prior to Covid in house it was customary to pick too girls fuor 90 minutes you could also book a lady overnight 10 pm till 6 am then around 4000 baht.

He told me the service I believe the vehicle used was a Toyota Communter Van those you see dropping and picking up tourist at the airport basically 12 seaters. The Van was custom converted like a Limo painted Black.

He indicated he nevered use the service girls and rarely as far as he knew rarely booked but because he knew the owner vip customer they did pick him up. It wa s a long time but based on general cost of girls time is money, two plus hours each way it was well over 10,000 somehow 20,000 clicks in my head as the number.

As for police last thing to worry.

[AntiKlpd]

Every word of my diary, good or bad, is true. On this trip I've written about having a chest infection, falling victim to a Tinder bait and switch, the soi 7 girl who didn't want to have sex, being quoted high prices at times, being stood up by a ThaiFriendly chick. I bet you're perfectly happy to accept all of those things happened as described. Yet when I talk about my positive experiences, which far outweigh the negative ones, you call foul.

It doesn't exactly reflect well on the kind of time you yourself must have if you assume anyone who fucks pretty girls must be lying!

Ps when did I say I got a 'hottie off the street for 1K'? I didn't. You're so desperate to criticise you'll even make things up, which is ironic really.

Hello Sir Lancelot, do you remember our little evening in India, I am in Pattaya today, how about a beer or two.

Chers.

Anti.

[Downandup]

Anyone used this and can share review?

Will transport me from airport to pattaya with 2 ladies and full service.
Thanks!

Sadly Devil's Den is shut, probably for good. It was a victim of Covid, then the landlord raised the rent as LK Metro grew popular. The final nail was the owner had a near fatal medical condition and has been recovering for a long time. There was an attempt to restart it at a new location but the deal fell through and since then no one has heard much more.

[Forty Drinks]

Elon Musk where are you.

What planet am I on to think LK metro agogos are Horrible.

[SubCmdr]

Passion Gentlemans Club

Absolutely wild that that it is located right in the middle of a residential neighborhood. Enter through a door into the courtyard, where depending upon the time, you will find any number of naked girls with their chosen partners from the club in the pool. Walk into the main club and the place is dimly lit except over the bar and pool table. At the pool table you will find the girls of the club strutting their stuff and you can play with them if you like. There girls are in various outfits that depending upon your tastes you might find sexy. I know I did. Girls will approach you and you can invite them to sit down with you or you can politely decline. On certain days if you buy enough drinks you get free food at the buffet. I did not sample as on one day the offering did not appeal to me and on the other day I visited it was just to drink and chill with my mate who was leaving Thailand the next day.

I remember the music being ok, if a little dated. TV screens all over with various stuff playing. I kept my eyes on the girls in the place. Attractive girl comes up to my table and I invite her to sit down. She has the type of body I like. Lady Drink is purchased and her beautiful breasts come out and I'm feeling them up and sucking on nipple. Grabbing bare ass and rubbing her pussy. Conversation is had about how things work in the place. And we have an agreement. Off to the room.

Wow! So there is not confusion by those who are confused easily will not be covering any sexual details or prices. Much to much criticism up in here over a grown mans choices. So if you want to know more hit me via PM. This room was like a suite. It was huge with an entire room next to it was a bathroom. Complete with two sinks, a bathtub and shower. It is a freak party room. Definitely for a threesome. Outstanding! As was the performance of the lady I picked. Afterwards, and I really like this, we had a little time left over so she sat on the couch with me and we made small talk with each other while I continued to feel her up and enjoy her body until time ran out. It took the edge of what can be mechanical sex in the industrial sex capital of the world. It was nice. Then back to the bar. I thought about round two with a different girl but instead decided to try another gentleman's club.

Say what you want about me. I put meat in the pot with quality reports about my adventures in Pattaya. If I do say so myself. You know what, I sure do. So the next time someone writes I have no credibility, look at their post count. Better yet do some due diligence and check out the information they are providing. If anyone every finds something factually incorrect in my posts, please point it and provide the correct information. I am not perfect. I have been known to make an error. They are few and far between But I have been known to make them. It will help me and others learn more. That is why I post, so that maybe just one person finds the information useful when they are visiting Pattaya and it helps them out. It is also my way of giving back to everyone who has provided me with some much information (here and in person) over the years!

Enjoy my work!

[TiredOf]

What kind of vehicle? What is the cost of the service?

https://devilsdenthailand.com/airpor...ce-vip-pic-up/

This is what I was talking about.

Note: I did not try it, nor even heard from a friend. I just randomly came across it while browsing and indeed it was exactly the thing which I was looking for. Starting the trip with a bang as soon as I lands.

Well, tbf, price does seem on a higher side. But I won't find if service is good and hassle-free, that is why I asked if someone experienced here know about it.

Also, alternative of this, if any!

Cheers.