Bangkok Reports

[Eric Swiss]

Yesterday I did the trifecta: Twisters, Butterflies and Rainbow 5 in Nana, then walked to Soi Cowboy to sober up. I looked at Country Road bar and Crazy House but both were too packed so I took a taxi to Patpong. For some reason, the driver dropped me off in front of a soi which I quickly found out was reserved for homos, so I scampered away quickly and took refuge at the Pink Panther. Very nice line-up, I must say. I picked up a girl with great tits who wasn't the slimmest on offer but still acceptable. Great personality, she did not speak one word of English and I not one word of Thai.

Anyway, I took her to the short-time hotel and got BBFS+CIP. Damage was 3000 for the girl, 800 barfine, plus one beer for me and one lady drink for her. Not cheap, but with DFK included it felt really good. WIR? Pink Panther probably, the girl probably not as there are so many other quality ones on offer.

[TConor]

So much photoshop and filters on the photos I would assume what turns up at the door would be significantly different than the photos.

I personally see zero value in an escort service in BKK. Simply go to a massage place or Nana and select 1 of the 100's of girls available for 1/2 the price.

But hard to photoshop the videos. You can actually see the difference though but better chance the video version is more like her looks.

[DavidSean]

So much photoshop and filters on the photos I would assume what turns up at the door would be significantly different than the photos.

I personally see zero value in an escort service in BKK. Simply go to a massage place or Nana and select 1 of the 100's of girls available for 1/2 the price.

Agree, but most of them have videos too. If anyone has taken the service, please let me know.

[EihTooms]

Heading back to Bangkok in a month. Anyone knows if soi 7 beer garden is a good place to pick up MILFs?

Being a punter who typically asks for an upfront agreement for BBFS+CIP, "boom boom no condom, ok mai", I have never gotten such an upfront agreement from even a remotely doable MILF in Soi 7 Beer Garden. Gave up even trying a couple of years before Covid after maybe a dozen attempts over the years and only went there occasionally to meet friends for dinner. Ladies still flag me over or plunk themselves down next to me but I haven't bothered going beyond a Hello, and back to my pork and potatoes in ages.

My success rate is much better with 20-something year old gogo dancers at, oh, 3-4 times the cost I suppose.

But if you are a no upfront negotiation "go with the flow and see what happens in the room" kind of punter who is fine with a covered FS a good percentage of the time you ought to have no problem getting the "hottest" MILF in the place to walk out with you within minutes. The pickins are going to be slim at the best of times to none most of the time, imo, though.

[Member #4753]

I've been 5 x to Thailand. Kindly explain what is the tequila and coke scam. Thanks!

A normal lady drink at a bar should cost THB 150 to 200 max.

At crazy house they ask for your permission for a lady drink and a Tequila and Coke arrives. You get charged for both the tequila and the coke as 2 seperate drinks. So the price is THB 350 for what you thought was 1 lady drink.

[Member #4753]

Has anyone tried bkkescortservice.com?

I am might travel to Bangkok in a couple of months and the girls that I see here are too good to be true. Not sure if it's fake.

So much photoshop and filters on the photos I would assume what turns up at the door would be significantly different than the photos.

I personally see zero value in an escort service in BKK. Simply go to a massage place or Nana and select 1 of the 100's of girls available for 1/2 the price.

[Werqweq]

Nothing interesting to report, possibly except that they are open. Went by yesterday night and they had only two girls working. One thin 20 year old who had been working there for only a week or so, and who I suspect may not want to continue working much longer, and one late 20-ies, who I possibly saw when I was last here three years ago too. 1400 for 40 minutes of BJ.

20 yo tried to give good service, was sweet and friendly, but was rather unexperienced in this job and ate half a box of tissue afterwards in order to try and vomit up my sperm afterwards. Not sure if she worried she would get pregnant otherwise or something like that, but was amusing none the less.

[DavidSean]

Has anyone tried bkkescortservice.com?

I am might travel to Bangkok in a couple of months and the girls that I see here are too good to be true. Not sure if it's fake.

[Allover]

Good to hear! Does anyone know if Maria Entertainment is open too?

That's makes at least three higher end Soapy Massages available which is great news. How does Nancy's and Colonize compare to La Belle?

Per google Maria, Biwa, Sai Fon, and Tarawadee are supposedly open.

[Vendelo]

Crazy House does have a good vibe. However 2 things there annoy the shit out of me.

1. most of the hot girls are there to suck down drinks only and don't bar fine.

2. The tequila and coke 2 lady drink scam which costs 400 THB. Virtually every girl will try this shit on you.

The first bar on the left is Country Road. The bar to the right upstairs that opens late is Penny Black.

I've been 5 x to Thailand. Kindly explain what is the tequila and coke scam. Thanks!

[Bbsin26]

Heading back to Bangkok in a month. Anyone knows if soi 7 beer garden is a good place to pick up MILFs?

[GuyBrusg1957]

Great news that La Belle, Nancy's and Colonze are open again. I would imagine the need for an ATK will fall by the wayside 2 to 3 weeks after the big reopen. That has been the pattern with other big reopens during the year.

The one thing that I always find challenging at the soapies is that they tend to wear dresses so you cannot see what their bodies are like. In Bangkok almost all working girls have babies so the probability for baby damage is high under those dresses.

Bangkok has 3 public holidays this week starting from Wednesday, at least 2 of them are buddhist days so will be no alcohol. I would assume Nana and Soi Cowboy will be closed for 2 of these days?

Anyone know the exact days and if Nana Plaza etc will be closed this week?

Good to hear! Does anyone know if Maria Entertainment is open too?

That's makes at least three higher end Soapy Massages available which is great news. How does Nancy's and Colonize compare to La Belle?

[CaliGuy33]

Thai friendly is buzzing like never before, ladies are being so open and straightforward about services and freelancing. I am no premium member but soon I log in I get like 10 messages in 1 hour about massages boom boom and the whole menu. Its not like buying services directly from a bar face to face with the girl but somehow it can be fun too. This screenshot from last night.

Good to hear. What is the normal asking price?

[Member #4753]

If you go by that, Climax in the basement of the Ambassador hotel on Soi 11 was freakin' awesome for many years until it closed down. Why doesn't Elon Musk invent a time machine instead of rocket ships? By the way, I never had the chance to chat with a beautiful Thai girl who didn't want any money at all.

The most expensive sex you will ever have is if you marry one of them - 555.

[Eric Swiss]

A few years ago, there were a couple of live music bars in Patpong that were perfect for this. I had my apartment in Silom Soi 4. When I was bored on any night of the week, I'd head down to the bar have a few drinks, chat with a beautiful Thai girl and take them back to my place. These weren't freelancers (they didn't want any money at all). They were just some locals looking to have a bit of fun.

Some of my best memories were when I lived there.

If you go by that, Climax in the basement of the Ambassador hotel on Soi 11 was freakin' awesome for many years until it closed down. Why doesn't Elon Musk invent a time machine instead of rocket ships? By the way, I never had the chance to chat with a beautiful Thai girl who didn't want any money at all.