Bangkok Reports

[NovaThings]

Hi all. Trying to find basics to navigate a 4-6 day stay. Thinking of staying exclusively near khlong toei but at an air bnb. Do you recommend or just go with a traditional hotel? Plan to do the common areas but willing to branch out to Thaniya? And close areas. I'll go to Pimp? And report back what I find. I am into greek and multiples. Prefer young but service wins with manageable looks. Want to maximize my time there so not as cost sensitive. Also, cash is king still. I tried researching before posting so I know how the first post should be more giving then asking. Thanks all. Anyone who messages me directly I can give you the details in Southern MD, Northern Va (avoid right now) and Southern California.

[11Bravo]

At 11 Bravo. This is the best thing I have read here to date. I agree wholeheartedly. Read the forum. Get out there, walk down the sois where the massage parlors are, talk to the ladies, try out a few, or if you like bars (I do not), go to a bar, buy a lady a drink or two and talk to her, maybe barfine her if you like her. Get LINE and use it. I'm in Chiang Mai and am getting laid almost every night, mostly at massage shops, and mostly arranged via LINE. Also, when you walk down the sois and the ladies call out, "handsome man, do you want massage?" remember, it is only your wallet that is "handsome. " But if you talk to them, laugh with them, have a session with them, and have fun with them, maybe you will seem handsome, too. Bottom line is that you'll learn and probably have a good time.

Excellent advice, though it is just common sense. Yes, it's business, but just like when you were working, there were some customers you enjoyed being with, and others you couldn't wait to get out of there, minimal work done. NNNN baht will get you laid. Someone with a friendly attitude, good heart, fun, you'll most likely have an enjoyable time. Someone with a superior attitude, entitled by his race or passport, yes, will get laid, but might not be the fun one was expecting. Personal experience: my 2 fav's, one found by reading the forum, the other by walking down a soi. And LINE keeps me in contact with both. And whether they meet others' definition of hotness, I don't care. They meet MINE and that's the only criteria that counts. Only YOU can make the go / no go decision.

Wow Things has changed. Forums used to be placed to exchanged info but now it seems it just place for sad people going on rants.

Well If this rant has made you feel less depresed then good.

Have a nice whatever.

Guess he's going to take his ball and go home.

Nothing has changed, it is a place for exchanging info. The info is there. Like a library, the books are there, it's just that YOU have to go back in the stacks to look, the librarian won't.

The forum is a place to exchange info, but that doesn't appear to be your intention. You just want others to save you the time of looking back through previous posts (it's all there) and do the donkey work for you.

Once you have tried a few places maybe you will report back on your experiences.

Look on the bright side, at least there wasn't a promise to write an FR on receiving the info (ISG's version of "the check's in the mail").

Ill save the fella from reading 50 pages of Gibberish. There is NO at present a Massage Parlour of Noteworthiness.

There was one pre covid with Hot girls who actyually did massage, Sex was optional but they appreciated you partaking.

AIR BALL.. AIR BALL... .AIR BALL...

Now of course, Basketball is correct IF you accept HIS rules of hotness. Myself, I'll pick a cute girl with a great attitude over an all star starfish. Sure, you can score baskets with both, but the former is so much more fun playing with than the latter. As I've often said, I'm not a form over function type of guy. And if you follow BeachDrone's advice, sometimes you can land that all star with a great attitude, personal experience anyway.

[Llantarnam]

Have been using TF for a couple of weeks, so thought I would give some of my observations:

1) you can set the criteria for who you want to meet (for example ladies in Bangkok under the age of 30) but you cannot force people to respect them. As a result I have had a about 400 responses to my profile, including half the grannies in Thailand who want to be my friend.

2) prices quoted range from 2 k to 20 k (normal price being 2. 5 k - 3. 5 k).

3) Contacts include 2 ladyboys who wanted to show me a good time.

4) one very attractive African girl cancelled at the last minute when she realised that when I said I wanted to stick in her bum hole that actually meant her a*.

5) lots of single mothers.

6) lots of younger girls have braces on their teeth (particularly those that don't smile in their photographs). Do you realy want a blowjob from somebody who has a mouth full of metal.

Overall I like TF, but it can be a bit of a uphill task getting girls to talk to you (even after they have said they are freelancers).

[Llantarnam]

Wow Things has changed. Forums used to be placed to exchanged info but now it seems it just place for sad people going on rants.

Well If this rant has made you feel less depresed then good.

Have a nice whatever.

The forum is a place to exchange info, but that doesn't appear to be your intention. You just want others to save you the time of looking back through previous posts (it's all there) and do the donkey work for you.

Once you have tried a few places maybe you will report back on your experiences.

[PayForIt]

I will report back on a specific joint I'm partying at tonight. Intent is to take 2 ladies and go wild and blow a grand.

YMMV.

Looking forward to your report. Hope the grand was $1000 not THB! You won't blow much for the latter! Merry Christmas!

[MrMr123]

At 11 Bravo. This is the best thing I have read here to date. I agree wholeheartedly. Read the forum. Get out there, walk down the sois where the massage parlors are, talk to the ladies, try out a few, or if you like bars (I do not), go to a bar, buy a lady a drink or two and talk to her, maybe barfine her if you like her. Get LINE and use it. I'm in Chiang Mai and am getting laid almost every night, mostly at massage shops, and mostly arranged via LINE. Also, when you walk down the sois and the ladies call out, "handsome man, do you want massage?" remember, it is only your wallet that is "handsome. " But if you talk to them, laugh with them, have a session with them, and have fun with them, maybe you will seem handsome, too. Bottom line is that you'll learn and probably have a good time.

Wow Things has changed. Forums used to be placed to exchanged info but now it seems it just place for sad people going on rants.

Well If this rant has made you feel less depresed then good.

Have a nice whatever.

[FilthyBeaver]

This place caters to wealthy thais. I've been with Dr's, business men ard generally locals of considerable means that have subscriptions. The subscriptions do include access to girls during club hours to take wherever you want. I believe they tolerate faragns but it's far from a sure thing and more of a money grab / blue ball experience until you crack the nut which will most definitely take more that a night of indiscriminate spending. Not mu kind of place as the kissing is deafening and it's wall to wall people but I was hosted by said wealthy person and I literally had access to anything I wanted. Unfortunately I didn't want anything but to leave.

Follow Steve 9696's advice. I have been to Pimp twice now. I only went the second time because I did not believe it could be as disappointing as the first. It was! Here are the pros and cons of Pimp. Pros. There is a very large line up of girls and the majority (but not all) of them are good quality with one or two stand outs. Probably fair to say the quality is better than any of the bars you will find in Nana. Billboard and Butterflies are decent with some good options but you will be looking at the girls dancing on stage in Pimp and thinking you made a good choice. Providing you have money to burn you could well find the place amazing. Another pro. The private rooms you take girls to are better than your hotel. Some have their own pool table and KTV (Karaoke facility). It is high standard. The rooms are superb and the shows on stay and music are far better than the loud din of Nana. Here are the cons. It's miles from anywhere! You'll be in a cab for 30 minutes if you are are only 14 minutes from Nana. No big deal if you leave early enough. Next con. It is soul-less. Ok you are going for girl company not the vibe, but because the pricing is off the scale you will find that (a) there are not a lot of guys there (b) when a crowd of (mainly Korean) guys do appear they keep themselves to themselves but the the girls know they are big spenders and you may find unless you pick quickly you suddenly get little attention from the best lookers. The prices of drinks and rooms are high. You will be expected to buy a bottle of something (not great if you expect to stay sober ish to perform). You mentioned spending 10 k or more. It's the latter and by some margin. Budget for 20-25 k. You won't be taking girls out of Pimp club. They work inside the club. Sure once in the private room the girls will give you their Line numbers but if you only have one night that's useless to you. People think 20 k is crazy money. Depends what you are used to. It's circa 500-600 euros for an amazing night of entertainment with some great looking girls in luxury. If you were in Europe it would be value for money. But you are not. That's the problem. You just cannot ignore that for that sort of money you can stay in a quality hotel, hit Nana, Soi Cowboy or Thaniya and for that sort of money you could take half of the girls in one of the bars back with you! So despite the quality. And Pimp does feel high class, I am not sure the lack of atmosphere warrants spending that sort of cash.

I would either hit Nana, or I mentioned Thaniya / surrounding area. It gets few mentions on this forum but has become my preferred destination. Sure it's mainly Japanese guys territory but the girls don't care if you are not Japanese if you are generous. I find it, and the Silom area more laid back than Sukumvit / Nana. For a private room and KTV in Thaniya you'll pay 3500 - a long way short of Pimp prices. Hence it's easy to take 2 or 3 girls for a party if that takes your fancy. There are a few decent agogos close by. Have fun and report back.

[BeachDrone]

Interesting question, "Can someone... ", but that's not really THE question, is it? THE question would be: "Will someone..."

Now, if only there were places, threads, in the Thailand section that discussed massage parlors, escort agencies... Wouldn't that be a wonderful world? The sun would be shining, skies of blue, a soft cooling breeze blowing, birds chirping, angels singing. Maybe someday, with unpaid members willing to regurgitate the info members have written into the latest version of ISG BKK Cliff notes.

Over the years of MY experience, I've picked up some translations:
HER: Where you come from? = how fat is your wallet?
HER: How long you stay BKK? = can I quote the tourist price or the resident price?
HER: Where you stay? = What's the travel time and method going to be for my return?
HIM: I read the forum but couldn't find anything. Would someone tell me about xyz? = MY time is valuable, yours isn't, so get cracking there boy, hut, hut.

Now, from my understanding, the latest paid version of ChatGPT, 4. 0, could give you a couple of PAGES of where to go, why, what to do, who to see, etc. , etc. all categorized by oily, soapy, nuru, PSE, ... Truly a wonder to behold. Unfortunately, as other members have pointed out, I'm a Cheap Charlie, so all I have is the free version of ChatGPT, ver. 0.1. So: RTFF.

But who knows? Maybe Basketball will throw a 3 pointer at the buzzer and win the game, answering your question, but history says, "air ball".

And yes, in the time it took to write this, I could have provided some specific info, but what fun is that (for me)? I get my info the old fashioned way: I work for it. If you have the time to punt, you have the time to read.

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For the benefit of the Administrator, to avoid a red card (I like my handle, don't want to lose it): here IS some advice: Load the LINE app on your mobile before arriving. Everyone uses it here (OK, a few also use WeChat, but the Thai default is LINE). It gives you a direct LINE (pun intended) to her, outside of an agency, dating app, bar, MP, etc. Most likely won't beat a bar fine, but certainly makes it easy to contact her again, whether it's a couple of days or a year (even 3 if the next Covid variant shuts things down again - personal experience on the last one). Find out where she's working, if she's working, on restricted duty for the monthlies, etc. Allows conversations outside of any organizational restrictions...

OK Admin, so maybe only a yellow?

At 11 Bravo. This is the best thing I have read here to date. I agree wholeheartedly. Read the forum. Get out there, walk down the sois where the massage parlors are, talk to the ladies, try out a few, or if you like bars (I do not), go to a bar, buy a lady a drink or two and talk to her, maybe barfine her if you like her. Get LINE and use it. I'm in Chiang Mai and am getting laid almost every night, mostly at massage shops, and mostly arranged via LINE. Also, when you walk down the sois and the ladies call out, "handsome man, do you want massage?" remember, it is only your wallet that is "handsome. " But if you talk to them, laugh with them, have a session with them, and have fun with them, maybe you will seem handsome, too. Bottom line is that you'll learn and probably have a good time.

[11Bravo]

I am going back to bkk afer more than a decade and I understand tat things have changeda lot and places like Annie or Mago are not longer around. Trying to look at existing reports to find what is recommended but did not really find anything.

I read some thing about black caviar but it looks more like the expensive janapse hostes bar.

Can some one provide a list of good message places and if possible some good escort agencies please?

Interesting question, "Can someone... ", but that's not really THE question, is it? THE question would be: "Will someone..."

Now, if only there were places, threads, in the Thailand section that discussed massage parlors, escort agencies... Wouldn't that be a wonderful world? The sun would be shining, skies of blue, a soft cooling breeze blowing, birds chirping, angels singing. Maybe someday, with unpaid members willing to regurgitate the info members have written into the latest version of ISG BKK Cliff notes.

Over the years of MY experience, I've picked up some translations:
HER: Where you come from? = how fat is your wallet?
HER: How long you stay BKK? = can I quote the tourist price or the resident price?
HER: Where you stay? = What's the travel time and method going to be for my return?
HIM: I read the forum but couldn't find anything. Would someone tell me about xyz? = MY time is valuable, yours isn't, so get cracking there boy, hut, hut.

Now, from my understanding, the latest paid version of ChatGPT, 4. 0, could give you a couple of PAGES of where to go, why, what to do, who to see, etc. , etc. all categorized by oily, soapy, nuru, PSE, ... Truly a wonder to behold. Unfortunately, as other members have pointed out, I'm a Cheap Charlie, so all I have is the free version of ChatGPT, ver. 0.1. So: RTFF.

But who knows? Maybe Basketball will throw a 3 pointer at the buzzer and win the game, answering your question, but history says, "air ball".

And yes, in the time it took to write this, I could have provided some specific info, but what fun is that (for me)? I get my info the old fashioned way: I work for it. If you have the time to punt, you have the time to read.

===========================
For the benefit of the Administrator, to avoid a red card (I like my handle, don't want to lose it): here IS some advice: Load the LINE app on your mobile before arriving. Everyone uses it here (OK, a few also use WeChat, but the Thai default is LINE). It gives you a direct LINE (pun intended) to her, outside of an agency, dating app, bar, MP, etc. Most likely won't beat a bar fine, but certainly makes it easy to contact her again, whether it's a couple of days or a year (even 3 if the next Covid variant shuts things down again - personal experience on the last one). Find out where she's working, if she's working, on restricted duty for the monthlies, etc. Allows conversations outside of any organizational restrictions...

OK Admin, so maybe only a yellow?

[Philip Marlow]

Any recommendations for nice threesome action with my wife in Bangkok? Most girls on Fiw seem not interested in threesome. And Parlours often answer on lime that not possible.

Check Honey Bee Massage's site. Below each lady's picture is indicated if they speak English, and if they service men, women and / or couples.

The site includes ladies from Kiss Bangkok and Bangkok Passion.

[Viker14]

Tonight at 11:30 pm all the women in Bangkok go "poof" and disappear. They don't come back till January 13th. Any women you see between tonight and then in Bangkok are ladyboys. This does not apply to the burka babes.

This literally saved me from a bad trip. Thank you for this valuable information.

[Nyezhov]

I am going back to bkk afer more than a decade and I understand tat things have changeda lot and places like Annie or Mago are not longer around. Trying to look at existing reports to find what is recommended but did not really find anything.

I read some thing about black caviar but it looks more like the expensive janapse hostes bar.

Can some one provide a list of good message places and if possible some good escort agencies please?

Things have totally changed in the past 10 years, my suggestion is go about 50 pages back and start reading on these reports and on the massage parlor areas. That should answer all your questions Good luck.

[Belvaros]

Hey PFI long time. Your mailbox is full else I'the PM you. But please share for all here what you can and PM me any private details. Thanks.

Great words of wisdom in the forum as always. Hey I want to learn more about Thaniya and KTVs in particular. I will be back soon and rolling with my buddy. We love the KTV scene but never been in Thailand. Didn't quite know how to crack it.

Can you tell me more about Thaniya and some specific KTV joints and how to roll effectively?

Thanks P.S. What have you been up to of late? (By pm).

I am going to Thaniya tonight to celebrate Christmas. Been a few times and love the vibe as I used to live in Tokyo back in the day when I was a BSD trader and used to frequent all the ladies bars with our Japanese mates, a pro Yomuiri Giant (Yank mlb player) and well known Gaijin boss (ex NFL footy star, all of 6' 10" Lotsa fun.

I am partial to some KTVs. In Thaniya but SELECTION is key.

In Japan Street, I have been treated everywhere from an A++ star, hence spectacularly (I flashed the cash), to more like a leper from the lower colonies depending on the bars / clubs / KTVs etc. I always tell Mamasan or bossman, in my shitty Nihongo, that I am there to rain down that cash and spend on only the most special ladies. THIS never fails but bring wads of loot if you want special pussy.

I will report back on a specific joint I'm partying at tonight. Intent is to take 2 ladies and go wild and blow a grand.

YMMV.

[MrMr123]

I am going back to bkk afer more than a decade and I understand tat things have changeda lot and places like Annie or Mago are not longer around. Trying to look at existing reports to find what is recommended but did not really find anything.

I read some thing about black caviar but it looks more like the expensive janapse hostes bar.

Can some one provide a list of good message places and if possible some good escort agencies please?

[PayForIt]

Hey PFI long time. Your mailbox is full else I'the PM you. But please share for all here what you can and PM me any private details. Thanks.

Great words of wisdom in the forum as always. Hey I want to learn more about Thaniya and KTVs in particular. I will be back soon and rolling with my buddy. We love the KTV scene but never been in Thailand. Didn't quite know how to crack it.

Can you tell me more about Thaniya and some specific KTV joints and how to roll effectively?

Thanks P.S. What have you been up to of late? (By pm).

Thanks re the mailbox which I have just cleared out. I've PMd you more info on Thaniya. I haven't a clue on specific bars other than Club Sena - (the girls all wear red outside you can see a good guide to it on you tube). But others are very good, Victoria etc but I haven't really concentrated much on names. Rather the line ups on chairs / stools outside. One of them has all of the ladies in lovely Thai dresses. Very elegant.

As for my escapades. Other than the recent week in FKK land (posted in Sharks / Oase / Palace forums) have spent most of the year between Spain and Dubai. Have posted a few times in the Dubai forums. Was in Thailand in September and October and return for March and April 2024. I am in Spain for the festive period. PM me if you want details of the up to date position in Madrid / Malaga / E92.

When you head back to BKK I would definitely try out Thaniya and surrounding as an alternative to Sukhumvit / Nana / Cowboy / Soi 11. Not as busy but a nice feel to it. Hope the info in PM is helpful.