Bangkok Reports

[LoneWolff]

At CH Bangkok, for 3 of us they wanted 1000 B with 3 free beers and I walked away. In hindsight I should have taken the offer, I am an Indian by the way and it has everything to do with it thanks to the generous nature of my country men who left a good impression.

And as a tourist it makes sense to spend rather than waste time at clubs with poor talent.

At CH Pattaya, they wanted 600 B for 3 of us with 3 beers included and we went in and had a great time.

I've never heard of that one before. Are you Indian, Arabic or Black? I know they have had problems with those type of guys. Otherwise, it makes no sense.

[Member #4698]

Isn't the King Castle bars known for ladyboys pre and post ops? I'the be careful and stick to Badabing, Electric Blue, Black Pagoda, unless that was your liking.

Kings Castle 1 & Kings Castle 2 are 100% real girl Go Go's. Nice Reportage Mogwai.

Kings Corner (on Patpong 1) is 50% real girl / 50% ladyboy as I reported previously. This is a weird hybrid business model IMHO, but the bar is very popular with a mostly NE Asian clientele. There is no risk of making a type 1 error here ie mistaking a ladyboy for a real girl. The girls and the ladyboys take turns dancing on the stage. Their behavioral differences are even more obvious than their physical characteristics. In any case it is a perfectly safe bar to have a drink and watch the show if one so chooses, but let me repeat, Kings Castle 1 & 2 are the best bars in Patpong at the moment.

Kings Corner 2 (in the alleyway between Patpong 1 & Patpong 2) is 100% ladyboy which is totally obvious the minute you take one look inside.

Badabing, Electric Blue, and the Strip are 100% real girl Go Go's too and definitely worth a look see although they are not on par with King Castle 1 & 2 in terms of the number and quality of their girls. The bottom line is Patpong is back!

[MonkeyPaw]

I hadn't been to Patpong in 10 years or so, so I took the BTS to Sala Daeng recently. The ambiance there still sucks with that horrible night market that clogs up the street and the touts every 10 meters who try to lure you into the rip-off upstairs bars (I suppose these bars are still rip-offs anyway). What striked me was that a lot of the bars, if not all, had their doors open and had no curtains so you could actually see from outside how many customers they had inside. Most of the bars were rather empty (it was a week day) and I don't like that very much.
King's Castle 1 however was pretty crowded and since it was recommended here by Natty Bumpo I went in there. And I must say I was pleasantly surprised. The line up was good with about 60-70 girls in total I think, ranging from 7's to 8's and maybe a few 8.5's or 9's. The music was loud but not extremely loud so conversation was more or less possible (not totally impossible anyway).
Pretty soon I was accompanied by a very sweet and pretty 21 yo cutie who claimed she had only started working there 2 weeks ago. Could be true. She was fun and definitely not a seasoned pro, that's for sure. Of course she asked for a few lady drinks and some other girls wanted to sit with me as well when she had to dance but no one, including waitresses and mamasans, was pushy. All in all a relaxed atmosphere and I had a good time.
I didn't barfine the girl though.

So maybe it's time we move our asses to Patpong and leave rathole Nana and Coyote infested Soi Cowboy to the ignorant tourists?

Isn't the King Castle bars known for ladyboys pre and post ops? I'the be careful and stick to Badabing, Electric Blue, Black Pagoda, unless that was your liking.

[Mogwai]

Well, first time to Bangkok, and while I like the city, the people and culture, the Nana plaza area, for me, is a rat hole. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if fried rat is being served at some of the street vendor grills. Along with fried cockroaches. I wandered into the Nana Plaza proper a few times and couldn't believe the nasty, nasty atmosphere along with every two bit hustler trying to sell you sunglasses, beads, assorted bric-a-brac and other useless crap. Please. Anyway, wandered around the corner to buy a bottle of water to drink from the 7-11 for the equivalent of 50 cents rather than pay the equivalent of 7 dollars at one of the disgusting, crowded bars that play Rap music. Jesus, help me, effing Rap

I hadn't been to Patpong in 10 years or so, so I took the BTS to Sala Daeng recently. The ambiance there still sucks with that horrible night market that clogs up the street and the touts every 10 meters who try to lure you into the rip-off upstairs bars (I suppose these bars are still rip-offs anyway). What striked me was that a lot of the bars, if not all, had their doors open and had no curtains so you could actually see from outside how many customers they had inside. Most of the bars were rather empty (it was a week day) and I don't like that very much.
King's Castle 1 however was pretty crowded and since it was recommended here by Natty Bumpo I went in there. And I must say I was pleasantly surprised. The line up was good with about 60-70 girls in total I think, ranging from 7's to 8's and maybe a few 8.5's or 9's. The music was loud but not extremely loud so conversation was more or less possible (not totally impossible anyway).
Pretty soon I was accompanied by a very sweet and pretty 21 yo cutie who claimed she had only started working there 2 weeks ago. Could be true. She was fun and definitely not a seasoned pro, that's for sure. Of course she asked for a few lady drinks and some other girls wanted to sit with me as well when she had to dance but no one, including waitresses and mamasans, was pushy. All in all a relaxed atmosphere and I had a good time.
I didn't barfine the girl though.

So maybe it's time we move our asses to Patpong and leave rathole Nana and Coyote infested Soi Cowboy to the ignorant tourists?

[KhyatiDropbox]

I was there at peak of high season once and they asked for 100 at the door. Any one else currently there being asked for a rip-off cover charge? Will be there in T-10 days.

I'm sure it was because of skin colour. Oh well their loss though. On my last trip, I tried to go to crazy house. They asked for a cover and I ended up dropping 20-30 k baht in a night at Tilac instead (Last night & too much money left over.

[KhyatiDropbox]

I woke up relatively early and went downstairs to get some breakfast and then a few hours of work. I followed this up with a ramen lunch at Terminal 21 and then walked down to Massage at LE for a hot stone massage which was great!

I got back to my hotel around 4-5 PM and my escort was at the door by 6 PM. She looked great, absolute stunner and incredible body. After a quick shower, we sat down and had a few beers and got to know each other a bit. One thing led to another and I got an incredible BJ followed by some great sex in many different positions.

We walked down to a rooftop place in Terminal 21 for a quick dinner (Great beef lasagna!) and then she asked if I would like to go to Soi Cowboy for a few drinks. I've never been to a gogo bar before with a girl already with me. And it was quite an interesting experience.

We made a quick stop at Tilac (met my hot coyote from the last trip and exchanged line IDs) and had a few drinks while watching some incredible coyote performances. The bar was absolutely packed (at least 50-80 girls) and many punters as well. We then decided to go to NEP for a few more drinks and took a metered taxi over (Incidentally first time I have got a taxi in Bangkok on the meter!

We started out with Billboard which was packed solid with girls and punters. They had some amazing music and a LOT of girls, some of them were fairly attractive as well. One of the girls was good friends with my girl but unfortunately she got BF'd before I could call her over! We have several drinks here and my girl and I spent the night picking our favorite ass, tits etc from the girls on stage.

We then went down to Bangkok Bunnies which was pretty much dead. 2-3 punters, 15 girls doing the shuffle and mellow music. Very disappointing. We finished our drink and bounced.

We ended the night up at Butterflies, which was great. Not so many girls (20-30) but many of them were very attractive and great dancers. The music was good (and those leather sofas are so comfortable! So we stayed for a few hours and had several dozen drinks here. Got this dark skinned girl with glasses to come have a few drinks with us. She was a phenomenal dancer and great body and personality. She gave me several great lap dances and spent a lot of the night dancing together my with girl.

As the night went on and my girl got drunker, she started moving around the bar and dancing with many of the girls and was great fun! I got several nods of approval from other punters around.

Anyway, at this point I decided I was ready for round 2, so we payed the bill and headed back to my hotel.

Once back, we had a few more drinks and my girl performed a private show for me (in some sexy lingerie) for an hour or so. She loves to dance so that was a lot of fun and very sexy. Eventually this turned into an incredible BJ (She really has some amazing skills!) that went on for very long and after a bit of 69, we fucked in CG, reverse CG, doggy, sideways, missionary, scissor and I eventually finished in 69 while receiving a sloppy deep throat BJ with CIM and swallow!

At this point it was close to 3-4 AM so we pretty much passed out on each other.

All in all it was a great night. I am not sure if I will do another 24 hour booking again though (Honestly after the first 4-5 hours, it gets a bit boring and the monger in me wants a new girl every few hours! I think I am much better suited to Gogos but this was a very different and fun experience as well.

I have a few more hours with this girl, so I will definitely get my morning BJ and fuck now but I might send her home a bit earlier and get a nice massage instead.

The plan for tonight is to head out to NEP and maybe get a few more drinks with a couple cute girls I noticed at Billboard and Butterflies.

[IndoScot]

Hi guys,

In Bangkok for a night, am really looking for some solid help. Can someone please help me out with a place that is good, clean, offers a killer massage with a nice HJ / BJ in the end? Not really looking for full sex.

[Smoothy]

CrazyHouse. Wanted 500 baht cover charge without letting me see the ladies first. Told him to fuck off.

I've never heard of that one before. Are you Indian, Arabic or Black? I know they have had problems with those type of guys. Otherwise, it makes no sense.

[Pheasant]

CrazyHouse. Wanted 500 baht cover charge without letting me see the ladies first. Told him to fuck off.

I was there at peak of high season once and they asked for 100 at the door. Any one else currently there being asked for a rip-off cover charge? Will be there in T-10 days.

[KhyatiDropbox]

I landed in Bangkok yesterday and I plan on documenting my next week here. I've been here a few times before so pretty familiar with how things work but not a lot of mongering experience overall.

I got in a bit early in the morning and I'm staying in Asoke this time around. I pretty much spent the day prepping for my trip. Picked up some beers, whiskey & wine for my room along with some snacks and other things. Got some Kamagra Jelly from the Pharmacy behind Soi Cowboy (he was selling for 100 baht a pop so I only bought a few for the time being. The pharmacy outside Nana sells them for 50 baht a pop and I think the packs of 5 are even cheaper).

I stopped in for a Thai Massage at Massage at LE. This was a clean no happy ending massage offered type of deal but for 290 baht that lady really loosened me up, which is exactly what I needed after that long flight in economy.

I started my night out at around 7:30 PM and get into Soi Cowboy. My plan for the night was to go see some of my girls from the previous trip and mostly get a feel of what's changed since my last visit.

I hopped between a lot of different Gogos:

Shark. Nice selection of girls but the girls in yellow were BF at 2-3 K and the girls in orange were 700 baht. They wanted 3000ST and 6000 LT which was ridiculous. One of my previous girls from Coiwboy 2 has now moved to Shark but unfortunately she was in Yellow and I was not going to drop 6-9 K for her. I had a few beers, bought a drink for a cute girl I had seen on my last trip, however she was only available for ST so I didn't take her back. Do-not BF the short haired girl with lots of tattoos (previously a red-head, now she has gone black) - I took her for ST on my last trip and she was definitely a starfish with a terrible body and baby damage.

Lighthouse. I went into Lighthouse first at 7:30 PM and then again around 9:30 PM. Both times it was pretty slow with a few okay girls on stage. No stunner.

Cowboy 2 - For some reason I really like the setup here. Those little booths with a small dance platform are perfect to pick a couple of girls and spend a few hours. I had my eye on a tiny spinner with huge boobs but unfortunately she was with some Japanese punter. I dropped in a few times throughout the night to see if she was still there but unfortunately he was with her pretty much the whole night. No other girls caught my fancy, so I paid for my beer and moved on.

Tilac. I spent a lot of time at Tilac on my last trip. Went into see if the hot coyote I took home last time was still there but unfortunately she was on her day off. I went in and had a few drinks, spent some time with the mamsaan who remembered me from the last time. The place was packed with girls on all the tables. I bought a drink for a cute girl (who was a coyote last time around but was a regular girl this time). It was 700 BF and 3000ST & 4000 LT. I intended to come back in a bit and pick her up but as you'll see below, I got distracted a bit I'll probably go back in a few days and see if I can take her out. She looked great, nice body and great attitude. But for some reason I wasn't convinced if she would be a great fuck.

CrazyHouse. Wanted 500 baht cover charge without letting me see the ladies first. Told him to fuck off.

Dollhouse. I went in and out of Dollhouse a few times in the night. From 7:30 onwards they had a great set of girls on stage and a particular girl got my attention but she didn't seem young enough for my usual taste. When I stumbled back in here around 10 PM (Fairly drunk by now). I spent some time by myself getting a beer. I noticed the girl from earlier in the night was still there and she was extremely into dancing and was really moving around very seductively. I asked the mamsaan to call her down for a drink but she still had to dance for another 5-10 minutes or so. She literally spent the next 10 minutes with continuous eye contact performing one of the sexiest seductive dances I have seen in Thailand. This was absolutely amazing and I immediately knew I had to take her back and get a private show.

At Dollhouse, I believe its 2 drinks for the girl, 700 BF and she was only available for ST at 3000 baht as she had a Thai boyfriend. We went back to the hotel, got a quick shower and then spent the next 2-3 hours fucking like rabbits. She was great, had amazing stamina, a very nice pussy and extremely clean. Definitely one of my top 3 experiences in Bangkok so far.

I walked her back to the bar and I was planning on getting a few more drinks and maybe picking up another girl. But I soon realized that I was a bit too drunk at this point (9-10 beers and no dinner). So I walked over to a 24/7 Italian place down the road and got a quick pizza and headed back to crash.

All in all a great day in Bangkok. Definitely recommend Massage at LE & Dollhouse as of now.

This morning the plan is to get some work done, drop in for a hot stone massage and then I have an escort from AAB meeting me for the day. I know a lot of the guys here think escorts are overrated and too expensive. But for me personally the thrill of picking someone online and the excitement of knowing who you will be getting in advance is different from the gogo bar scene and I really enjoy it as well.

[Montani]

Well, first time to Bangkok, and while I like the city, the people and culture, the Nana plaza area, for me, is a rat hole. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if fried rat is being served at some of the street vendor grills. Along with fried cockroaches. I wandered into the Nana Plaza proper a few times and couldn't believe the nasty, nasty atmosphere along with every two bit hustler trying to sell you sunglasses, beads, assorted bric-a-brac and other useless crap. Please. Anyway, wandered around the corner to buy a bottle of water to drink from the 7-11 for the equivalent of 50 cents rather than pay the equivalent of 7 dollars at one of the disgusting, crowded bars that play Rap music. Jesus, help me, effing Rap,. And then sat in dismay on a bench up the way from Hooters. While pondering this sad state of affairs, a nice Thai girl from up north, an older unit country girl, sat next to me and nervously eyed me. Finally, I broke the ice and asked her name, where she from, etc. After some chat, I offered to buy her something to eat further down the Suki at a 24 hour cafe / massage parlor. We passed the fat, chain smoking Russian girl on the way. Later, we went back to the Dynasty Inn (also disgusting) for a multi hour romp. She turned out to be the freak of the week, in a good way if one is into bent perversion, such as myself. She went home at daybreak with 2000 Baht and happy. No complaining.

[Zman429]

Regardless, they still want money.

Still a great catch when you find one. Ran into one at 5 am getting coffee at Holly's Coffee shop. Looked like her friend talked her into it.

And yes she wanted some money but she was totally dtf didn't leave till 11 am after several rounds of mayhem. Paid her 1500 baht. Took me a day to recover.

[ParkVille]

Regardless, they still want money.

Women. Can't live with them.

[Smoothy]

There are fun girls existing out there if they can be found. There are girls that like a good fucking.

Regardless, they still want money.

[Syzygies]

Yes, but I wouldn't put much stock in the part about it all depending on how you treat the girl and feeling sparks in the bar. Sure, it can be a memorable experience when the stars and moon line up, you treat her really well, she reciprocates accordingly, the sparks fly even more in the room than they did in the bar and they flew really well there. But more often than not all those factors have no more relationship one to another than the real stars and moon. It is just a pleasant coincidence we choose to believe had some causal connection. But really didn't.

Some of the worst P4P experiences I have had in Thailand followed me treating the girl really well and sparks flying so strong in the bar my eyebrows got burnt. The girl just had a different agenda in mind that night no matter what I brought to the party.

I think their are a few factors that show some correlation with a good time. It is not totally random. There are fun girls existing out there if they can be found. There are girls that like a good fucking. There are girls that get into the mood and get it off. Most of my girls can have an orgasm at least sometimes, if not every time. Those that cum very easily almost always cum. Those that cum with difficulty sometimes are in the mood and get there.

There are no universal recipes no guarantees.

I find that the shorter the amount of time you have known a girl for, the more you are trusting to shear luck. I have a better success rate with girls that I have sussed out over multiple visits before actually fucking her. Not all of us have that much time. Two of my regular bargirls I really knew for some time before first sex. Check out if the girl seems to have any regular customers and are they in any way similar to myself. Girls that have many regulars usually have them for a reason.

Next I believe you have to find girls where you are her preferred type. No use getting a girl that likes young spunky guys or Japanese. No use for me to get a girl that is used to small dicks. There are plenty of girls that prefer older Farangs. It is best to get a girl preferring Farangs for several years. I have much better success rate with mothers with low to unnoticeable damage. Only one of my regular girls is not a mother. Partly coincidence since several of my non-mothers disappeared off the radar in the last year. This is not for everyone, but know your preferred types. I don't like bad deterioration of the figure due to a child whether gross scars, medium stretching marks or sag bags. I do tolerate very small tits quite well, but not deflated bags.

Very inhibited girls are not likely to be good without a few drinks. Many girls need some level of intoxication. Sus out how a girl changes with a few drinks.

Very experienced girls are generally much better than newbies or girls with low experience. A virgin just does not know what to do. Has no skills, does not know how to give a decent BBBJ, etc. , is scared rather than relaxed.

It is definitely more likely to do well with girls that give a great DFK. Excellent DFK in the bar is definitely a positive sign even if this is hard to come by.

Despite finding any ways to get an advantage at all, there is still a significant risk. They is still the problem of finding girls with the right looks. It is still a lot easier just to repeat the known good performers. The number of new girls I tried this year was quite low, and those that were somewhat rushed decisions were almost all mistakes or not worth repeating. I definitely had more shear luck with new girls tried last year. I also recognise that I am going downhill. I was happy with a higher proportion of girls when I was younger, or more tolerant of difficulties and lack of skills. It is much more easy for me to lose the interest in the modern day.

Very lovey dovey and kissy girls still rarely are bad. Just did not find enough of those this year.

A girl just met that appears to be very keen, is not a great sign at all, since as ET and others point out, she can be just very keen to get your money. A girl could see you glance at her (e.g. in the Thermae) and give a very big inviting smile back, but means nothing to me. O.K. She does not hate me (yet). However me liking to take huge time to get to know girls before making a decision is probably not very compatible with the way Thermae works. Also I don't like how the girl is so surrounded by her girlfriends. I can't ask the girl to come and sit on my lap for a while, and to show me her tits. LOL Plenty of girls there are hooking their fish within a couple of minutes.