Bangkok Reports

[NF4591]

Gents. I just had my first trip to Bangkok, and I only went to places that I read about here. It was a good time in Bangkok thanks to the reviews I saw here. Here are the places I visited:

Tulip: Saw June, looks-wise 3/10 but the 3 other girls in lineup were about the same level, I chose June because I saw the name here with good marks for service. Started in the shower with deep clean of my orifices and hers, I fingered her while she teased my perenium. I then had 2 pops with the deepest rimming I've ever had, BBBJ, BLS, FIV. Didn't fuck (I just wasn't into her body or face), CIM twice instead and she kept her mouth on me to get every drop. She had a very good attitude, enthusiastic and welcoming (it was nice to hear her whisper "thank you" when I opened my legs wide for easy rimming), but the optics were poor. Service itself was 8/10 but overall rating 5/10 (dragged down by optics and shabby facilities). Paid 2220 thb total: 2100 for 90 minutes + 120 (beer). Probably wouldn't repeat despite great service, because I just didn't find the girls attractive.

Shark (Soi Cowboy gogo): Nam, skinny girl with a trashy look. Took her LT to my hotel, had BBBJ, BLS, rimming, came into a condom in her tight ass, which was fun. Went to sleep, and then had more oral action in the morning. 2000 thb barfine + 6000 thb for the girl (long time). This was my first time, but I thought the barfine was very high after reading the rates here (and 6000 for the girl seemed a little high also). The Shark mamasan told me the barfine was higher (2000 instead of 1500) for Songkran, did I get ripped off?

Doki Doki massage: chose Mimi for 90 minutes Nuru. Great experience overall. Decent English, and she aimed to please. Nuru on the air mattress turned into BLS, enthusiastic rimming, and BBBJ to finish. Cleaned up, then moved to the bed for massage, more BBBJ, and second finish in doggy while squeezing her tits. Overall a great experience, and even went back again a couple of days later and saw a different girl, but she wasn't as good (her name was something like "Aye Aye" Still, after visiting Tulip I found Doki Doki to have pretty much the same service level, prettier girls, and better facilities. I don't think I'd go back to Tulip after visiting Doki Doki.

Poseidon (soapy): Took the mrt (subway) there, which was easy enough with Google maps, for this American. Got off the train, and walked about 5 minutes to Poseidon. I went to the 2nd floor and wasn't too impressed with the girls in the fishbowl, which was my first time seeing a fishbowl. I like the concept, even though it was a little awkward being the only one there with all the girls staring at me. I then went upstairs to the models floor (3rd floor) and there were about 30 girls sitting around on one side of the room, and men on couches facing them to choose their girls. I found a few of the girls quite attractive, but many of the rest were on par with the girls in the regular fishbowl. I saw some other guys requesting to see a short-list of girls of their choosing up-close, and 4-5 girls would get up and stand right front of the guys like a mini-lineup so they could see them up-close / standing and choose. I did the same with a few girls, and chose Bee (#R13), a thin girl with a medium skin tone (not white or dark), and symmetrical features. Her English was decent and I paid about 4200 THB, I think, (I don't quite remember the price, but the 'are' on her tag meant a certain price, and they had 5-10 tiers of pricing on the models floor, where are was in the top half of the pricing structure but not the very top). We went up to a room, and she was very warm and friendly, almost GFE. We talked and got to know each other while the tub was filling up, and I ordered a beer that we shared. It was strange that a 330 ML Chang in the lounge was 120 THB, and a large Chang (about 500 ML, maybe?) was the same price in the room. Anyway, we spent some time in the tub feeling each other up, then went to the bed and had BBBJ, LFK, CG, FIV, BLS, and she sucked on my fingers while we were in doggy / prone to finish. She stopped me when I started to stick a finger in her ass, but was otherwise cooperative. Overall a nice experience, rating 7/10 and more relaxing than a gogo, nicest facilities I had seen in Bangkok so far, would repeat.

Eden Club: saw the lineup and chose A (thin girl with CTits, prettiest of the lot, on the anal side of the line) and Perry (more full-figured with huge tits, but she wasn't big). We went to the room, and they sprung into a routine of shower, BBBJ, BLS, rimming, licking my nipples (does nothing for me, but whatever), while I played with their tits and pussies. After my first shot in A's mouth, they gave me a weak massage, which turned into more BBBJ, BLS, light rimming, then anal with A (VERY tight, and it was nice looking down on her thin body), then came in CG with Perry. Overall it was just ok. Zero contact between the girls and they were accommodating but clearly just doing a job, with lots of fake moaning. Perry made some conversation with me but A was almost silent the whole time, except for the fake moaning. Overall rating 6/10, I see the appeal but probably would not repeat.

Billboard: I took Kung (#42) longtime (6000 + 1500 barfine, which was higher than usual for Songkran). They wanted all 8500 up-front, I said barfine only and they quickly accepted. Went to my hotel, and it was an ok experience. The girl was super-hot, but not very skilled. I think the gogo setup is nice, but not my favorite because of the awkwardness of bringing a girl back to my hotel, and their service isn't as good as the massage or soapy places I tried in bkk. I did like the Nana scene more than Soi Cowboy, though. A little more friendly staff, and the girls were hotter, at least on my one night in each place.

Annalisa massage: I got 90 min full service with Pim. They didn't give me a lineup, she just came to me after the reception lady gave me the options and took payment. When we walked past the other girls, I saw that Pim was the hottest one. Thin but not skinny, DTits, and a cute face. She also had pretty good English, and was really playful and fun in the room. They had told me that BJ is covered only (not available uncovered, and they even said I should go next door if I want BBBJ). They also said that I could do 2 pops in 90 min, but only one with sex, the other one with HJ or BJ. Anyway, in the room we had a long massage teasing my perenium, then she put on a glove and did a pretty good prostate massage, then sex in a few positions until I came, more massage, then shower. I was satisfied after one shot, so didn't try to have a HJ or BJ again. She was friendly and hot, decent skills, rating 7/10, might repeat but more likely to go to Doki Doki for a massage because of BBBJ and rimming. By the way, I went to analisa because I heard about a milking table, but the 2 rooms Pim showed me didn't have one. It was fine though, I still had fun.

[Goatscrot]

Ha ha. Nice one. We have to have ways to contact our girls, I prefer the ones that message rarely. I get lazy to type a lot in Thai if their English is weak (have only one regular with really excellent English - others are learning). Is it just me or do men prefer verbal conversation.

Non P4 P girls are honestly the most annoying, one Thai girl was even sending me pics of flowers and poetry daily. You can imagine, I had to block her.

I like one directional chat. Ha ha. She only answers when I message her. That would be bliss. Some P4 ps are close to that thankfully. Some know not to be a nuisance.

I really don't take phone numbers, Line, or any other contact information from P4 P gals. I've gotten then on occasion and never used them. I want to go to a place, pick a gal, have a PSE, and leave. I don't want them contacting me and I don't want to contact them. Hell, back in the day I didn't even bother asking names from most of the FLs I took from Thermae, Nana Disco, or the street. It really didn't matter. Intense anonymous sex and then goodbye. If she's good, maybe I'll repeat at some point in the future.

[EihTooms]

Ha ha. Nice one. We have to have ways to contact our girls, I prefer the ones that message rarely. I get lazy to type a lot in Thai if their English is weak (have only one regular with really excellent English - others are learning). Is it just me or do men prefer verbal conversation.

Non P4 P girls are honestly the most annoying, one Thai girl was even sending me pics of flowers and poetry daily. You can imagine, I had to block her.

I like one directional chat. Ha ha. She only answers when I message her. That would be bliss. Some P4 ps are close to that thankfully. Some know not to be a nuisance.

On Line, if you long press on the message, the option to translate through Google Translate pops up. You don't have to send her a message written in Thai. She can translate it into Thai on her side. At least that is how it works on Line with an Android phone. Yes, the translations are often gobbledygook, but so what. Most of what these girls post beyond the incessent How Are You, Have You Eaten, What Are You Doing and so on is gobbledygook. Easy enough to just ignore it and get back to making arrangements to meet for fucking and sucking. And if they object to that, no problem, they have just bought their ticket to the Land of Blocked And Forgotten.

I get those same daily photos of flowers and poetry. LOL. If they are still on track to suck and be fucked and have not yet bought their ticket to the above Land, I simply reply with the exact same Snoopy heart eyes sticker every time and that seems to suffice.

Oh, I have outright told some of these daily and hourly pests that I will not be reporting on what I am doing all the time and will let days go by without bothering to answer a single one of their posts.

Do you know what doing that typically does to their eagerness to suck and fuck the next time I decide I have a free afternoon or evening to bless them with access to my tongue and dick? Not a damn thing. In fact, it will likely intensify their eagerness rather than put a damper on it.

Thus is the potential ease of use, economy and magical quality of the dating site/Line option vs the traditional go-go bar, MP, club or street FL options.

[Syzygies]

Some of us have zero desire to be interacting with p4 p gals on chat apps.

Ha ha. Nice one. We have to have ways to contact our girls, I prefer the ones that message rarely. I get lazy to type a lot in Thai if their English is weak (have only one regular with really excellent English - others are learning). Is it just me or do men prefer verbal conversation.

Non P4 P girls are honestly the most annoying, one Thai girl was even sending me pics of flowers and poetry daily. You can imagine, I had to block her.

I like one directional chat. Ha ha. She only answers when I message her. That would be bliss. Some P4 ps are close to that thankfully. Some know not to be a nuisance.

[Smoothy]

So, who is here poor and uneducated? - the guy who spend a lot of money for a pussy with louzy service or the lady, which make a lot of monney from a fool?

If spending money on women is your criteria, I guess all men in the world are poor and uneducated.

[Nyezhov]

Some of us have zero desire to be interacting with p4 p gals on chat apps.

Some of us have zero desire to interact with them at all, other than sticking it in and saying buhbye.

[Goatscrot]

Don't count on it. That girl you bought drinks for earlier in the night will most probably be wasted by the time the bar closes or worse, barfined. I wouldn't waste my time hanging around until 03:00 in the morning for a quite uncertain outcome. It just doesn't make sense. Better to find a way to get her Line_id while you are having that drink with her and contact her the next day. Or just slip her yours discreetly. A friend of mine has small cards printed with his Line details, which he carries around. Believe me, most girls will understand that you don't want to pay the barfine, especially in Pattaya where the 1500+ barfine is the norm now.

Some of us have zero desire to be interacting with p4 p gals on chat apps.

[Syzygies]

Definitely cheaper than when I'm in Germany doing 2-3 FKK clubs per day, at 2000 to 3000 baht entry per each club.

6 gogo bars per day is a lot? In most bars you can see a full rotation of girls in under 1 hour but I can make an assessment if a bar is good or bad or not well under 1 hour. Girls will tell me which of my girls are there almost immediately. Ask poor FL Hawk how many bars I drag him to nightly. Ask MP and others how many times I left him in a bar because I was ready to move on.

Expensive? Drinks are cheaper in Pattaya than Bangkok so it's not bad until I start buying those lady drinks.

How much is a customer drink? I am used to 160 to 170 Baht in Bangkok although some bars are cheaper than that for non-alcoholic.

I never understood guys doing 2 to 3 FKKs per day. They could be big enough to do just 1 for me, and then one or two per week.

Seems like a psychology of being very afraid to miss out on some new unknown girl that might appear. Were you happy with all 3 clubs visited in the same day? Just seems too busy for me. If money is no object, then why not. I noticed guys that live in the clubs, day in and day out, obviously they had almost unlimited money to spend, or just no control whatsoever, or needed the social interaction. For me, it was largely about getting a hot girl or two for a fuck and little more than that.

I never saw the benefit of doing any more than 2 girls, with each additional experience declining in pleasure, and getting more difficult. If I took more than 2, these days, would indicate one was a write off cancellation, and needed to be replaced. Maybe for younger guys, two good sessions is not enough, however my sessions are usually 60 to 90 minutes. No quickies. Was quite rare for me to leave a club "ungefickt". No fuck would mean a disaster line up, so a pathetic club.

I agree, in a bar could have seen basically most of the girls within 30 mins. So many of my bar visits are that short, if trying a non regular bar. Still I am not going to do more than 3 or 4 stops of 30 mins waste of time.

Then there is always the waste of time girls to be wary of, that I like, but they don't want to go with me, for one reason or another. Sometimes I sit with a girl, even though she will not be a fuck, but I have to really like those ones, or maybe as yet undecided. Can't be bothered to converse with random Miscellaneous girls of no interest. That is where I have to exercise my "Ignore" feature of aloofness.

[Banana Boi]

How do you manage 30 to 40 bars per week, that is like 6 bars every single day? Seems expensive

Definitely cheaper than when I'm in Germany doing 2-3 FKK clubs per day, at 2000 to 3000 baht entry per each club.

6 gogo bars per day is a lot? In most bars you can see a full rotation of girls in under 1 hour but I can make an assessment if a bar is good or bad or not well under 1 hour. Girls will tell me which of my girls are there almost immediately. Ask poor FL Hawk how many bars I drag him to nightly. Ask MP and others how many times I left him in a bar because I was ready to move on.

Expensive? Drinks are cheaper in Pattaya than Bangkok so it's not bad until I start buying those lady drinks.

[Bouvis]

The diet here certainly has changed. Thais are way fatter than they were 10 years ago. Fast food, 7-11, and yes, sugar. Diabetes rates are soaring as well. 5 to 10 kg extra on a Thai girl looks a lot worse than it does on a bigger western gal. In addition very few exercise regularly. I think there is still a stigma on girls who are fit. They think they look like ladyboys. Many of the gals who are thin here are what I call skinny fat. Thin yes, but zero muscle tone. I'm not a fan.

I have always been amazed at how tight the asses are on Thai girls considering the lack of gym work.

In my recent mission in Billboard at Nana I could not get over the amount of beautiful butts I saw in that place. Not all girls were wearing G-Strings but I still had the chance to see and feel many of those asses. All sizes, no lard asses from what I experienced just firm and tight. I am an experienced assman and can honestly say they were of a very high calibre. My interviews resulting in not one of them advising they had ever set foot in a gym.

[Bouvis]

On average, I go to 30 to 40 gogo bars per week.

How do you mange to do that?

I'm not doubting you, but that is impressive commitment. Please do tell.

[Syzygies]

This would depend on how well known you are to the gogo girls in town. On average, I go to 30 to 40 gogo bars per week. Girls seem to recognize me even when I have no clue who they are. They'll say you're friends with so and so or I've seen you with so and so at Hollywood or Central. I have the most success with this in friendlier gogo areas like LK Metro and Patpong.

How do you manage 30 to 40 bars per week, that is like 6 bars every single day? Seems expensive, yet you want to avoid the BF. I don't like the idea to hang around at closing time. Many girls are not in good condition as others mentioned. Some are too tired and just don't want to go any more. That is if you have specific girls in mind. Even as a guy who likes seeing really good looking girls nude (or close to it), I am visiting bars probably once per week on average now, or less. Not really my purpose to grope a lot of girls. Sometimes I try multiple bars (2 or 3), which will normally cost me one drink per bar. I suppose that is likely your method too. I don't even sit with a girl, unless there is one that really appeals. Can't be bothered.

My preferred method, is to have the contact info for girls that are known good fucks. Arrange them to come to me without going to the bar at all. I hardly do LT anymore. I am a bit noisy, so girls might need another room to get a goodnight's sleep. So typically the girl will come to me early evening. Usually they don't go to the bar that day, but if visited me really early, she could move to the bar after that.

Too many bars are quite boring, other than just being there to get a hot girl. I like two Shark girls (both ex Suzie Wong), but the bar entertainment is dull. No nude girls. Too many Coyotes. 5 Star used to have a really hot looking girl but she got taken away by a Farang. Some nudes but not great. Crazy House declined badly. Long time since I barfined there. Private meetings with bargirls or ex bargirls seems good to me.

[Banana Boi]

Don't count on it. That girl you bought drinks for earlier in the night will most probably be wasted by the time the bar closes or worse, barfined. I wouldn't waste my time hanging around until 03:00 in the morning for a quite uncertain outcome. It just doesn't make sense.

I wasn't asking if this was a good idea I was telling you guys what I do. Works for me but I can see it not working for many guys for many reasons like attractiveness (not only physical) to girls, age, etc.

It's completely different. If you stand outside GoGos at closing time you will get absolutely no attention.

This would depend on how well known you are to the gogo girls in town. On average, I go to 30 to 40 gogo bars per week. Girls seem to recognize me even when I have no clue who they are. They'll say you're friends with so and so or I've seen you with so and so at Hollywood or Central. I have the most success with this in friendlier gogo areas like LK Metro and Patpong.

[Danubius]

If guys want to skip the barfine just hang around until the bar is closed. That girl you bought drinks for earlier in the night will definitely approach you to go LT.

Don't count on it. That girl you bought drinks for earlier in the night will most probably be wasted by the time the bar closes or worse, barfined. I wouldn't waste my time hanging around until 03:00 in the morning for a quite uncertain outcome. It just doesn't make sense. Better to find a way to get her Line_id while you are having that drink with her and contact her the next day. Or just slip her yours discreetly. A friend of mine has small cards printed with his Line details, which he carries around. Believe me, most girls will understand that you don't want to pay the barfine, especially in Pattaya where the 1500+ barfine is the norm now.

[Beno69]

.....I think those poor uneducated Isaan girls know what they are doing.....

So, who is here poor and uneducated? - the guy who spend a lot of money for a pussy with louzy service or the lady, which make a lot of monney from a fool?