Bangkok Reports

[D Cups]

Figuring this was the same routine, I expected the cop to go to the driver's side window. I had completely forgotten about my vape device in my jeans pocket. vaping in Thailand is illegal, which I obviously knew..

I don't vape but didn't know that it is illegal. I'm curious if other ISG posters know anything about this.

[Siamsin]

Day 10.

Wednesday morning I awake to a few messages from Ann. She was still up from the night before and hadn't slept a wink. Guess the insomnia from smoking all that Ice had set in. She was keen to meet, and asked me to let her know when I was available. I had a freebie chip to cash in but wanted to hold off till it was necessary. Figured I'd head out and do some exploring. Spent most of the day out and about and managed to secure a date with my Holly's coffee honey for the next evening. My plan for that evening was to hit Thermae at around 11:30 pm as I had a new game plan in mind. While I was out moseying around I stopped off at a pharmacy for some condoms. Ann from the previous night had piqued my interest regarding viagra, so I asked the pharmacist if he had any and he confirmed he did. Said it was 1400 bht for a pack. Fuuuuck Thaaat! I exclaimed. He then said he had the generic Sidegra which was popular at 200 bht. So I figured I'll give it a shot. Now, I had never used any ED pills before, as I never had an issue waking willy up, but curiosity got the better of me and decided I'll try it out that night.

The night arrived and I was good to go. Popped a generic viagra pill, headed outside and decided to get a taxi instead of the BTS. Stopped a cab and jumped in. We drove for a few minutes and all of a sudden we hit a bit of traffic on Sukhumvit road. The cops had closed off a lane and were doing random stops. I had experienced this previously while driving in Khon Kaen nearly a year back when they routinely checked my passport and international driver's license which I always kept with me. Figuring this was the same routine, I expected the cop to go to the driver's side window and speak to the taxi driver. Instead he comes to the passenger side window and asks me to step out of the cab, so I complied. There were 6 of them in total and the cop that stopped us proceeded to search me. I had completely forgotten about my vape device in my jeans pocket. The cop frisks me and pulls out my mod, puts it aside, then checks my sling bag and finds my 2nd mod along with 2 bottles of e-liquid juice, half a dozen condoms, my passport, license, my bottle of Dunhill desire and some other random items. He then sternly order's me to pay the taxi driver so he could go. I asked him why, and he said I have to go with them.

FUCK! So I pay the driver the 42 bht and walk over to the arresting officer. I got the feeling that this guy was a no nonsense type, but his English was basic, so I was relieved when he called another officer over who could speak better English. The 2nd officer had a kinder demeanor and began explaining that vaping in Thailand is illegal, which I obviously knew. He checked my passport and began asking me a whole lot of questions, what I'm doing in Bkk, how long I've been there, where I'm living, what work I do etc. I knew I was in shit, but also knew how corrupt they are. So I just played along, kept my cool and spoke very politely. He said there use to be jail time for that offence, but recently they implemented 10 000 - 20 000 bht fines after pleading guilty at court. He said that I could appear in court the next day or the day after depending on how busy the court was, and I'd have to remain in custody all the while. At that point the only thing that crossed my mind was, as much as I was fucked, with 2 days in custody after popping a viagra pill, someone else was going to be fucked too.

As he was rambling on, the arresting officer next to him lit up a cigarette. So I butted in and asked him if he enjoyed smoking cigarettes, he replied that he didn't but couldn't give it up. So I explained that I was the same, until I started using the vape device, and had since stopped smoking for 5 years. I proceeded to show him how to use my vape device, but sneakily pushed the wattage up to 180 w and handed it to him. He took a couple pulls, started coughing uncontrollably and handed it back to the other officer, while muttering something in Thai. Soon enough he fucked off from the scene to catch his breath and recuperate. At that point I asked the officer if he could help me out. Told him I was leaving Thailand in a few days and just wanted to enjoy myself without worrying about appearing in court. He said okay, he will try, but he'll need to speak to his captain first who was standing a few meters away. He gets back to me and said that they'll agree to help me, and I can pay the fine on the spot instead of going to court. He said the fine will remain at 10 000 bht. So I asked him if I can get all my gear back, and he confirmed that it wouldn't be confiscated and he'll return it to me, but warned that I shouldn't carry it around and only use it in my apartment. I said that's great, and I was really pleased that he was going to help me, but I had one problem. So he asked what the problem was, and I said I don't have 10 000 bht, I only have 5000 bht, to which he started laughing. I proceeded to pull out my wallet, and he quickly stopped me, and asked me to follow him to one side. There away from prying eyes, I handed him 5000 thb, which he quickly grabbed and deposited into his pocket. I thanked him, grabbed my gear and got the fuck out of there. At the road I hailed down a motorbike taxi and headed to Thermae.

Get to the back of Thermae, whip out my vape device, drop the wattage back down to a sane 70 w and had a few pulls in the smoking section. Spent a few minutes just thinking about my incident and put it down to shit luck. I was however pleased at fucking the arresting cop over, hehehe. 5000 thb down the drain, but figured I wasn't going to let it ruin my night, and instead, I was going to find a hottie and fuck her brains out. Head downstairs and join the rubbernecking revolving herd. This time 95% Asian guys as this was the Chinese New year celebration period. The talent was a bit better on this particular night, with about 3 really nice looking girls. After 1 loop around, I decided I needed an orange juice so got a drink at the bar and pulled out my phone to check my messages. After staring at my screen for a bit I looked up and my vision had become slightly disorientated with light bluish hues flashing and fading away. I figured it was the sidegra side effect so it must've been kicking in. As I glanced to my left, I noticed a group of 5 girls checking me out. At first they all looked like smurfs, but as my vision cleared up I noticed that the 1 chick had an uncanny resemblance to a friend of mine's recent girlfriend. I had always found her attractive, but of course I'd never cross that line, as I had given up alcohol years back and I wouldn't have had an excuse. So I figured her doppelganger would be the next best thing, if she would go with me.

I approached the group, drink in hand and noticed that my girl was dressed conservatively but boasted a nice set of see cups with enough cleavage to keep my attention. She had a cute smile, was petite but wasn't in my top 3 on the night. However due to desirous reasons, I had to have her. So leaned over and whispered a greeting in her ear, she smiled and said Hello,. I asked if she was available for ST and she said she was, so I enquired how much and she said depends where my hotel is. I told her it's a Thong Lor apartment, and she said that's fine, she'll go with me for 2500 thb. I agreed and we headed out. As we get outside I enquire about DFK & BBBJ and she said that's fine. Everything seemed so easy, on my first attempt I got the girl I wanted, it was at the standard rate, and she was happy with my requirements. I reckoned my luck was changing as we got into a cab and headed to the apartment. Back at my new base, she was going to be the first girl to test the spring tension of my mattress. We chilled for a bit, had a chat and got something to drink. She was nice, friendly, but not very chatty. Got the impression that she was just there to smash and leave, without much bonding. After about 20 minutes of mingling, she asked if she could take a shower, so I pointed her in the direction of the bathroom. After a while she comes out with a towel wrapped around her. I undress and lay on the bed with a sidegra induced semi, awaiting the unwrapping in anticipation. Boom, the towel hits the floor and holy fuck, this chick had some serious baby scarring right across her belly. FUCK! To make matters worse, her boob job was a cheapo incision under the breast implant jobby with 2 noticeable scars, her Bush hadn't been trimmed since puberty and she had some serious tattoo artwork on her back. I fucking knew it was too good to be true. I felt robbed or cheated at that point, and it got me seriously upset. Upset enough to unleash my beast mode, I was going to destroy her like the previous Thermae girl. She could see I wasn't pleased, but to cut the tension I casually asked how many kids she had, and she replied with a 5 year old boy. I was surprised as she looked quite young, so I asked what her age was and she said 21. She had a kid at the age of 16, damn.

Now I'm not going to go into too much details about our fucking, as this report is already quite lengthy. But what I will say is that I hadn't fucked a girl that hard and that long on my entire trip. It was the culmination of events that took place prior that caused her to be on the receiving end of that experience. Me losing 5 k to the cops, my first sidegra experience, her resemblance to another girl, her scars, tattoos etc. Now it wasn't all doom and gloom for her, I mean she did end up having multiple orgasms, but she really took a beating. That sidegra is some fucking good shit. The funniest bit was after fucking her for so long, I just couldn't come. Her pussy was worn out and soaked with no feeling on my covered dick whatsoever. Tossed the condom away and ended up jerking myself off while she was licking my nuts and rimming me. When I was close to unloading I asked her to blow me. She had no idea that I was 2 strokes away from coming. As she mouthed down my shaft the 2nd time, my first cum shot misiled straight to the back of her throat and she just paused in horror, popped her head away, jerked me off till I was done and stood up. I asked if she was okay, and she just screeched 'Maiiii' and stormed off to the bathroom. I'll never forget that moment, it was fucking hilarious. Brings an evil grin to my face every time I think about it. I can only upload 10 pics of that of that night, but I'm sure it will paint the picture. Overall she was a fantastic sport, and tried her best to get me to cum. She only ever complained whenever I went balls deep inside her in certain positions.

After our session, I paid her 2500 bht and unfortunately I only had another 100 bht in change left in my wallet (fucking cops). So I gave her that as a tip, but she certainly deserved more. I did ask for her Line which she gave me as I was letting her out. But till this day, she has never replied to any of my messages and I'm sure she never will.

[Axiata]

Quick stop in BKK. Went to Nana first to see what was on offer. A lot of FLs our the front of the plaza and must admit that a couple looked very doable. Decided to spend a few hours touring the gogos. First stop was Billboard. Quality was pretty good I thought and settled on one that caught my eye. Dark skinned with a nice natural rack and firm body. She had some energy, was funny and we enjoyed a few drinks, grinding and gropping. My wingman could not make up his mind for a girl so we grabbed the dark skinned girl and went bar hopping. Stopped in Butterflies but it was late and the quality was pretty poor. Decided to then hit Twister and found the same thing.

Took my girl to my hotel while my wingman decided to call it a night. The girl was failrly average as a performer and not worth the money for a short time - 3 k. Only thing that made it worthwhile was her body and she had a pretty face. Was good to watch her natural tits bouncing around while doing her missionary. Would not repeat given her performance but certainly would go back to Billboard for another look.

Off to Hua Hin for a couple of days and the Pattaya. More reports to follow.

Happy Hunting.

[Buksida1]

Soi 1 - a place called Happy House?

Down in Patpong. Bar or gogo named Eat Out?

Would be happy to hear any reviews.

Happy House on Sukhumvit soi 1 can indeed make you happy! It is a tightly controlled small soi with guards outside looking for the police. Walk down the lane 100 meters and enter a medium sized bar. There are numerous woman on display in front of you. It is very casual. Enjoy a beer while looking over the ladies. I asked who can speak English and 2 or 3 approached me. They are nicely dressed in the Thai colour of the day. Sunday is red, Monday is yellow, Tuesday is pink, etc. The age varies from about 24 to 35 with some college girls at times. It is a drop in place for some girls that need cash. They want takeout but I had a twosome up on the 3rd. Floor in a old, seldom used room. Another time, I used a nearby hotel another time which was different because I waited for a young couple to check out before I checked in. It was 500 baht barfine and 1500 to the girl. Drop in while you are waiting for your hospital visit.

[Jandys1955]

Just got back from another Bankok trip. First time that I used smooci dot com for Incall meetings. I was very impressed. I chose two different independents on separate nights. I was blown away by the quality of the encounters, which I'd like to share. First, I met up with Looki, a very pretty 27 year old that looked 17. Perfect body, pert boobs, gorgeous smooth skin. You can see her photos of smooci. She arrived early wearing cute casual clothes. It took her less than 5 minutes to get comfortable with me, surprising since I'm in my 50's. We talked on the sofa for a while, but I could tell that she was ready for sex, not because she was horny, but because that's what she was there for, I love to undressing women, and undressing Looki was like opening a Christmas present. She jumped in for a quick shower and then into bed. Her oral skills were perfection. She kept asking how I liked it, and alternated between soft strokes, to trying to fit as much as she could into her mouth. Her hard BBBJ was full of gagging and spit everywhere. And she seemed to actually enjoy it. Then she moved in for CG and started to rock back and forth, not for my pleasure, but hers. Then she flipped over for missionary and doggy. The view front and back was incredible. Perfect breasts bouncing to my rhythm while on her back, and her pussy glistening while she was on her hands and knees. She alternated by giggling and having fun with me, and crying fuck me fuck me harder to spur me on. After a break and some drinks, she took my limp dick in her mouth and played with my balls until I got hard again for round 2 and then 2.5. She was absolutely incredible. No embarrassment, no hesitation, great lovely attitude. She was there for 2 hours and I gave her her fee and 1000 baht tip. I hope she's still available next time I'm in BKK.

[Catire]

Back in town for a small amount of business to be followed by a short respite of pleasure.

It's really not more oppressively hotter / more humid than over Christmas but with the Chinese New Year over, the high season is certainly either over, or ending which makes things a little easier.

I got on Tinder in advance (by paying for the function that allows you to switch locations) to see what I could unearth prior to coming. I edited my profile to make it clear that I was coming on a short holiday and that I didn't mind paying for good company (figured this would attract interested freelancers, etc and be honest to everyone involved).

One that particularly caught my eye, we have been exchanging messages for several days. She contacted me first and never brought up money or sex.

Anyways, she was out with her GF's close to my hotel and (she added me on Line today, meaning she read my profile), I had just arrived and wanted some company and decided she looked better than what I would likely find by going out.

Invited her over to my hotel. She was there 15 minutes later, and after a quick shower was in my bed. 32 years old, one kid, but a very attractive woman (to me anyways. She has darker skin which I like and I had recently been going more Chinese style lighter skinned).

Anyways. One of the bigger / biggest natural set of breasts I have had on Thai. Got incredibly wet, multiorgasmic and a very nice BBBJ / BBFS sessions ensued (she may have been too wet, actually, but still very nice).

A great way to start off the trip. I slipped her 3 K as she left (she has to get up very early in the morning for work) . Money was never brought up nor discussed but it would have been completely unethical for me not give her anything provided I made such suggestions in my profile. She never looked at it, just sent me a note later thanking me for being generous. On a fairly short trip I'm not going to overly worry about 500 or 1000 baht savings (on a long trip or prolonged stay. Different story) . Hearing her story, it just convinced me that I prefer to be generous to a girl who actually works rather than a bargirl, for e. G.

Will be seeing this one again.

Walked by nana plaza on way to grab some food around 1 am and there seemed to be MORE working girls outside opposite the go go gate than during Christmas season etc. They looked better than before too.

T. I. T.

[Sunlover2]

Keep in mind when you plan that probably 80% of the stuff you read here is fantasy.

IMO the 80/20 rule is in full effect here on ISG Thailand, meaning 80% of the fantasy comes from 20% of the contributors. The ignore function is your friend.

SL.

[TimTimGuy]

Fellas, many thanks for your concerns and your advice. Rest assured I am the goldilocks of prepping for a monger trip: I don't prepare too much, and I don't prepare too little, I prepare juuuuust right.

Kumbu, your report just happens to be the target of opportunity for me to toss in some advice I got from this forum about a thousand years ago: make a plan and be prepared to change or abandon it. The "make a plan" bit is a really good idea because Bangkok is an easy place to get a "deer in the headlights" feeling with stimulus overload or the opposite -- getting too comfortable in one bar / soapy / whatever. Agree that there's no need to over prepare, but suggest you / anyone might make a list of must do or want-to-do venues or experiences. At least know "Gee, if it's Tuesday this must be Soi Cowboy. " TTG.

[Farang7930]

Soi 1 - a place called Happy House?

Down in Patpong. Bar or gogo named Eat Out?

Would be happy to hear any reviews.

[Kumbu]

I went to Spasso last night, didn't really care for it much...Malaysian Thai girl named Nadia...Super lame...Recommend avoid...met a very cute Indonesian girl...very sweet...Planning to hit Mixx tonight or tomorrow, will report back.

Nice report, Jsxyz. Sounds like Spasso being Spasso, to be honest, but thanks for the report. Looking forward to your Mixx report.

[Kumbu]

Kumbu.

Please don't over-plan your trip...

Keep in mind when you plan that probably 80% of the stuff you read here is fantasy.

This is great advice. I have made the mistake of over planning before and regretted it...

Fellas, many thanks for your concerns and your advice. Rest assured I am the goldilocks of prepping for a monger trip: I don't prepare too much, and I don't prepare too little, I prepare juuuuust right.

[Jsxyz]

How is the night club scene in start hotels in Bangkok? I have partied at Nana plaza. But this time time around am thinking of hitting a couple of star hotel night clubs. Are the women there hotter?

I went to Spasso last night, didn't really care for it much. Mostly due to the layout and just not enough seating. Also 280 k THB for beer is ludicrous. Going rates seemed to start at 5 k ST, and overall I wasn't floored by the number or quality of the girls (although I do think they're definitely a cut above what you'll find elsewhere, exception maybe being escort services).

I had an off night which probably contributed to me being sour on the place. I spent an hour chatting and drinking with a lovely Malaysian Thai girl named Nadia (mentioning her name intentionally so no one else wastes their time), and we'd already agreed on the ST price but were just hanging out finishing our drinks, listening to the band. I went to toilet and when I came out she was talking to some other dude, so I hung back a bit. Then came over quickly and said he offered her more so she was going with him, and off they went. Super lame (both her and him, TBH, since he'd surely seen me with her for the past hour). She's very pretty, tall, think, looks Indian to my eyes, and has some blonde highlights in her hair. Recommend avoid.

After that fiasco I met a very cute Indonesian girl with implants (well done as far as that goes, but still something of a turn off for me). But she was very sweet and once we got back to my room, she more than made up for Nadia's disappointing antics earlier in the evening.

Planning to hit Mixx tonight or tomorrow, will report back.

[WrongGuy]

This is best report ever. Going to visit Thailand, Cambodia and Malaysia from 30 March till 20 April. This will make things so much easier.

Day 9.

After a few days in Pattaya, it was certainly great to be back in BKK. Pattaya has it's perks with cheaper freelancers, cheaper massage spots, less air pollution and the beaches. But being a brown dude who's not from India but being looked at in the same way was a bit frustrating. I felt really embarrassed at times with the behavior of some of these guys. I felt a lot more special in BKK. My new apartment in Thong Lor was more spacious, very close to the BTS but further away from the nightlife. I cased out my new neighborhood, Tulip was a stone throw away, some massage spots, a few restaurants, some night clubs and a major Japanese influence in the area. Definitely a more upmarket vibe.
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#Get The Job Bangkok..

[Jack Johnnson]

Hi everyone,

Reporting in to say I red all your feedback from my 1st 'report'. All good advice, straight to the point and good humored. Good stuff, its what makes this community. My problems in Bangkok were a bit of everything, too high prices, hotel in poor location, wrong mindset etc. Anyway, I went out Saturday night in Nana with a determined mindset and polled a few of the nana streetwalkers, was surprised to find some going for 1000 baht, but its simple free market economics, and the more folgy they are (fat old ugly) the lower their rates. (I didn't find any lower than 1000 B though). I agree to go with a plump one who had a nice 7. 5 face. However, when we get to the short time hotel she leads up the stairs and I see how very fat her arse is, and I realize I'd not be able to get hard w / o viagra. So I run off.

I go back on the street and find another, this time making sure she's not fat. I find an early 30's with a 7 face, with a nice body, and she agrees to 1500 B w / o condom. Yea! I realise I need another 500 B so I go to ATM then find I lost my card: I'd left it in the previous ATM I used to get 1000 B for the fatty. I freak out, and run off again, this time thinking I've screwed my holiday. I go back to hotel and worry about it for a few hours. Once I calm down I realise the most sensible thing is to go to the shop which housed the ATM and ask. I get back to Nana at 8 am Sunday, and indeed the good people of Bangkok Thailand had saved my card, it was there waiting for me at the shop, I thank they kindly buy some sweets and feel good and with my new knowledge of Nana street prices ready for another attempt..

Eight inch non-erect weiner is nothing to be ashamed of. Girls love my solid 2.5 inches. I feel bad for you.

[Jack Johnnson]

Keep in mind when you plan that probably 80% of the stuff you read here is fantasy.

Are there agogo girls out there who are OK with one-hour of non stop penetration? I usually find its 3 minutes and pain, pain, pain or are you finish yet. ID pay an extra 500 for a girl who is pretty and lets me go for an hour.