Bangkok Reports

[Paolo99]

Then skip Thailand. If you're on a strict budget then maybe BKK and Pattaya are not what you're looking for. Direct yourself to Phnom Penh or Jakarta.

Phnom Penh cheaper than Pattaya? I don't see anything cheaper there than in Patts (food, hotel, airfare, girls).

Last time I checked prices in PP on this board, guys were talking about paying 200 dollars for a girl, and they were happy about that.

In Pattaya, for 50 Euros (or Dollars) we can get 2 hours of good time with a cute 45 kilos girl of 22 to 25 years old (1 hour downstairs drinking and groping her plus 1 hour upstairs for serious action), even cheaper if we prefer skipping the drinks, while in PP, precovid, it was already 50 dollars for the girl (most of the time for 1 hour) plus drinks plus barfine which bring us roughly to 70 dollars.

PP is a lot more expensive in my opinion plus choice of girls is more limited.

[Christian G]

What are the most convenient places for quickies in Bangkok? I don't want to drink beer, I don't want to chat with the girl and buy her ladydrinks, I don't want an hour long massage with a full-service ending, I don't want to have to bring a girl to my hotel room, I don't want to have to browse profiles on the Internet. All I want is a 15-20 minute standard fuck with condom. I've read that there are dedicated blowjob bars in Bangkok, are there no dedicated fuck bars or simply brothels?

For what you are looking for it would be better if you had gone to Rio De Janeiro, in the Centro area there are full of cheap brothels with the rates divided by time 10 minutes, 15 minutes, 20 minutes, etc. In Thailand there is no division of the price according to the time as one can find in Europe or Latin America.

There are full of massage-brothels in Bangkok, but the time is usually one hour minimum. Blowjobs bars offer full sex also, but the prices are fixed. Your best bet in BKK are the freelancers in the street and take them to a motel. Around Chinatown there should be cheap girls in the street for a quicky.

Alternatively take a taxi to Pattaya. Then go walk through soi6, soi honey, soi chaiyapoon. Girls are lining up outside the massage / bars trying to attract customers. Talk to the girls before entering, tell them directly what you are looking for and try to negotiate the price. In the evening go for a walk on the Beach Road, haggle the price and have them take you to a nearby motel.

[GDreams]

Unfortunately I've already bought the plane ticket, I should have done more research before I bought the ticket. Next time I will for sure consider Phnom Penh, Jakarta and Ho Chi Minh City instead.

Flights from Thailand to any of these destinations are pretty cheap. No biggie to change plans.

[IHeartIpa]

Well I can smash a junkie streetwalker for $25 here so Bangkok is upscale to me. I doubt you are banging quality for $50 in your expensive country.

You aren't banging quality here for $50. Under 30 and not fat =/ quality.

[Falcon 95]

Has anyone had bareback action with any of the sluts on Smooci?

Treat a wh*re like a lady, and a lady like a wh*re.

[Red Rider]

Has anyone had bareback action with any of the sluts on Smooci?

The women on Smooci are human beings working to give you the experience you hope for. If you treat them like "sluts" you aren't likely to get much.

[D Cups]

Lo-lee-tas and Kasalong? Are they still up and running? Both were 800 baht for BJ. No one ever asked for drink. It was inside, upstairs and go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFc7ARPrEpM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk5TZEygbBM

Lo lee tas was still open when I was there about a month ago.

[Nyezhov]

Well, I prefer one fuck around lunch and another one in the evening, but with the prices I'm seeing my planned fuckation may instead turn into a vacation with a few occasional fucks here and there. I've read some reports on Thermae and the prices the girls there charge are on par with what I pay for a quickie at home (1500-2500 baht) in one of Europe's most expensive countries. Feels a bit strange to travel to a third world country and pay first world prices.

Well I can smash a junkie streetwalker for $25 here so Bangkok is upscale to me. I doubt you are banging quality for $50 in your expensive country.

[Truckdriver]

Then skip Thailand.

Unfortunately I've already bought the plane ticket, I should have done more research before I bought the ticket. Next time I will for sure consider Phnom Penh, Jakarta and Ho Chi Minh City instead.

[Banana Boi]

Well, I prefer one fuck around lunch and another one in the evening, but with the prices I'm seeing my planned fuckation may instead turn into a vacation with a few occasional fucks here and there. I've read some reports on Thermae and the prices the girls there charge are on par with what I pay for a quickie at home (1500-2500 baht) in one of Europe's most expensive countries. Feels a bit strange to travel to a third world country and pay first world prices.

Then skip Thailand. If you're on a strict budget then maybe BKK and Pattaya are not what you're looking for. Direct yourself to Phnom Penh or Jakarta. Go with the Gaito girls in Ho chi Minh. Can be extremely cheap incalls with girls in their early 20's. Places like Germany are cheap especially if you only go to things like brothels and don't pay entry fees to FKK clubs. Thailand is more to have a good time with a cheerful Thai girl and for most guys spend the entire night with a girl for a fairly reasonable price. Hate to imagine how much an entire night with a girl from FKK Oase or Sharks would cost.

[GrapeMan]

What are the most convenient places for quickies in Bangkok? I don't want to drink beer, I don't want to chat with the girl and buy her ladydrinks, I don't want an hour long massage with a full-service ending, I don't want to have to bring a girl to my hotel room, I don't want to have to browse profiles on the Internet. All I want is a 15-20 minute standard fuck with condom. I've read that there are dedicated blowjob bars in Bangkok, are there no dedicated fuck bars or simply brothels?

If you're looking for the amsterdam or european quickie suck and fuck, its not entirely what they do in BKK, but you can get it. ITs just that they offer you a lot more for the same price, you don't need to just do 20 minutes, its the same price if you want an hour or only a little more for longer.

You can go into any special Massage Parlor (aka an "MP" in board lingo) -- MPs are brothels, they just don't call it a brothel, but anywhere else in the world, its a brothel. Just ask for an hour. Suck and fuck until you're done and want to leave, whenever that is and then leave. This does take a little extra time as you need to shower. But you can walk in, get a girl, shower and be fucking in 10 minutes.

If you want a real quickie, any BJ bar, such as Dr. BJs or Kasalong and any other can do a quick BJ or quick fuck just like you want, go in, grab a girl, say you want to fuck, and its a done deal. But of course the quality is often less than ideal and you're technically paying for more than 20 minutes for a fuck.

No talking or discussion is needed or expected at MPs or BJ bars. Just money and fuck.

[GrapeMan]

1) I have massively cut down on drinking this year and can't see myself having more than a few drinks when I do head out.

2) I will need to work remotely for 4 days: 7 PM to 3 AM local time. Will need to be fully sober on those days.

3) Temperatures and air quality look ridiculous at the moment and I don't want to be trawling Sukhumvit aimlessly looking for an encounter.

As a result, I will look to Smooci, TF, and MR as alternatives to supplement some of the day time / late morning void in addition to some of my regulars.

I will post some reports once I am on the ground, but wanted to pen this just to say thanks to some of the great forumming recently.

1 & 2) You'd be surprised how little some people drink in BKK or even don't drink. Don't sweat it, a single beer or a coke or whatever is fine. Not an issue to just not drink during the day is it? Since you'll be working at night and not awake until like 12-1 pm you're fine.

3) Don't worry, people always ***** about this, its going to be fine.

On the other stuff -- all MPS open like 12 noon-ish. You don't need to do escorts or anything else if you don't want to. MPs do a ton of their business during the days and its totally normal and expected to go there at any time. So on work days, you can go when you wake up or at 3 or at 5 whatever. They are also often better in the day as the girls are all there and haven't been banged 5 times already, or are waiting for their first customer of the day. I find day-time MP fun to be better than night and usually more choices since its less traffic then.

[Tustia]

Now that this is the case in Bangkok and Pattaya, I am anxious to read a flood of responses to Tustia's question from Smooci's and all the escorts services' customers here that, sure enough, each and every girl they ever booked and had in their room provided bareback fucking without hesitation.

This ought to be very enlightening.

"I never tried Smooci but I bareback all the girls each time I go Bkk and Pattaya. THey all accept without any hesitation. Condoms are not used anymore in Thailand. I know so manymen who don't use condoms there anymore."

Interesting. Not my experience lately. I was at Bit Service on Suk 22 and FS was all covered as well as Passsions 2 weeks ago in Pattaya which required condoms for FS as well.

[Truckdriver]

My type of monger. I go to Thermae at 08:30 pm. Find one, wham bam, kap khun kap baby, off to have fun!

Well, I prefer one fuck around lunch and another one in the evening, but with the prices I'm seeing my planned fuckation may instead turn into a vacation with a few occasional fucks here and there. I've read some reports on Thermae and the prices the girls there charge are on par with what I pay for a quickie at home (1500-2500 baht) in one of Europe's most expensive countries. Feels a bit strange to travel to a third world country and pay first world prices.

[SexInStl]

What are the most convenient places for quickies in Bangkok? I don't want to drink beer, I don't want to chat with the girl and buy her ladydrinks, I don't want an hour long massage with a full-service ending, I don't want to have to bring a girl to my hotel room, I don't want to have to browse profiles on the Internet. All I want is a 15-20 minute standard fuck with condom. I've read that there are dedicated blowjob bars in Bangkok, are there no dedicated fuck bars or simply brothels?

Lo-lee-tas and Kasalong? Are they still up and running? Both were 800 baht for BJ. No one ever asked for drink. It was inside, upstairs and go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFc7ARPrEpM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk5TZEygbBM