Bangkok Reports

[JRoberto]

I think the crumbling old dodgers of now have wisened up and found out they are much better served and taking care of by middle aged (say around 40 years old) Thai women than by hot young spinners who hardly know how to cook a decent meal, do laundry, iron your shirt and do your housekeeping. Besides that, these more mature women are still good looking and enjoy a romp in the hay as much as you do.

Indeed.

I'm 61 and I just spent a week on a beach in Koh Lanta with a 45 year old (with a regular job) whom I met on Thai Cupid. She took very good care of me in all senses. I felt much more relaxed with her than I think I would have done with a 20-something.

[Lord Farquard]

Thanks all for the suggested comments. I've prioritized to check first with Pantip then MBK. Unable to locate "Fortune Mall" in Google maps, is it near to Pantip plaza?

Apart from this I checked "Lazada Thailand" is also offering the same product with a decent discount. I was wondering if anybody has used this website to buy anything & tried getting the delivery at one's Hotel?

I have used Lazada numerous times, good prices and usually 2 or 3 day delivery and see. O. the. If you have the street address of the hotel there should not be a problem, if you go cod, and.

They cannot find the address, you are not out any money.

[BigRig2007]

Well, off on my first trip tomorrow. An overnight in Manila. Hopefully, I will have an experience or two to contribute reports from Manila. Then two nights in Bangkok, two in Pattaya, two in Phuket, a weekend in Singapore and a couple more nights in Bangkok. I look forward to actually posting reviews and reports for you all. Thanks again for all the advice and tips.

[Tomasb]

As I noted, I found a bit of a freebie but as we know rarely is anything for free. My new girl, the squirter, started burning up my phone all week with texts and early morning phone calls after out first encounter. I finally decided to tell her that I had a girlfriend (a lie) and could not see her again. As luck would have it, I met a girl a few nights earlier at BB and we decided to meet again there last Friday. The 'squirter' was there and I was concerned about a negative response from her but instead she gently tapped me on my forearm as she walked by.

I was not invested at all with my date that evening as she was just an acquaintance and decided to call the squirter the following day. She readily agreed to a lunch date at Terminal 21 despite the fact I had 'broken up' with her a day before. After lunch, she came back to my apartment at her insistence and we had a nice leisurely mid day tryst. However with her, I always had to set boundaries so sent her packing several hours later as I had other plans for the evening. Once again no money was requested and think she would have not accepted any, if offered. Still, I received multiple texts and calls from her during this week though today the phone has gone strangely silent. She told me Yesterday she was not feeling well so really not sure what is going on. Actually, now I am but concerned about her health as she has not responded to me.

I had one other nice experience between all this activity. Last Wednesday, I went to BB just to hang out and not with any horizontal action in mind. Famous last words: Nevertheless, I began flirting with a short girl with a great rack. We started dancing and in no time she was expressing interest in going with me. As usual, I offered 2k bt long time. She countered with 2500 short time and I said no. She quickly reverted and accepted my offer and said she would stay to the morning.

When she first arrived at the apartment, I was half expecting a dud as she was rather demure in the taxi but instead after her shower, she straddled me on the couch and it was game on including some enthusiastic DATY on my part. Her totally shaved pussy certainly added to the thrill. We had sex twice and then cuddled for an hour or so before she went down and gave me perhaps the best head I have experienced in Thailand. Just an observation, but giving good head does not seem to be a Thai speciality outside the pros in the MP's. When I was ready to blow, she mounted me and screwed the bejesus out of me.

I then went to the shower and when I returned to the bedroom she was putting on her clothes. Technically it was before her agreed departure time but had no problems giving her an early release. She did her job and then some. Wow what a night!

[Haven123]

Bless me ISG for I have sinned. It's been several weeks since my last confession (report) and these are my sins:

I decided to separate my escapades into 4 separate reports for brevity and easier reading.

When I last wrote a report in Mid January, I had discussed a romp with a girl from Bangkok Beat who previously claimed to be in the diamond cutting business but had lost some of her sight, at least temporarily, and has resorted to P4P as a consequence. Whatever! I left a few days after hooking up with her as I had a one month trip to Chiang Mai and Myanmar scheduled. Both locations were a disaster for mongering purposes though from a strictly touristic point of view, they were entertaining locales.

However, during my trip I maintained contact with little Ms. Diamond cutter and I invited her to my apartment upon my return. She came over, spent Saturday night with me, and overall it was a positive repeat from the first time. She stayed to early afternoon but insisted on taxi fare upon departing in addition to her agreed payment of 2 k bt. which was unlike the first time when the subject never came up as she lives one metro stop away, I told her no and she got pissed off. I also found it disconcerting the implausible stories she kept telling me about her personal life.

Just get on your knees and pray you find some more Thai girls who are pissed off with their Norwegian boyfriends. Maybe even ask someone to put in an ad for you in Thai with such a title in the ad?

[Goatscrot]

Yes, it's an integral part of society, at least "Thai-style" prostitution. However, the "Farang-style," I have long maintained, is an anachronism left over from the Vietnam war. Yes, it's a small part overall, but it's a very, very visible part. And, IMHO, an easy target.

There is no one thing that will kill off the Farang-style P4 P, but the writing's on the wall. Low unemployment, rising wages, bad attitudes, a change in the tourist demographic, all have been repeatedly discussed. Rising land values are making a huge dent in the viability of said venues. In the West, a place like Soi Cowboy would have been zoned (or eminent domain-ed) out of existence long ago.

But let's not overlook the religious aspect, especially concerning totalitarian regimes. Such regimes are extremely Puritanical. Look all over SEA for examples. A while back I showed the GF a video some clown had shot while wandering around lower Suk. He filmed all the girls propositioning him outside of some venue like Dr. BJ, and eventually went inside, picked a lady, etc. The GF was aghast. Not at the thought of what they were getting up to behind closed doors, but the brazenness of it all. "How can this happen in a Buddhist country?" So, we shouldn't overlook the effect of a totalitarian regime combined with a bit of religious zealotry. The Thais may not be Muslims, but they are every bit as proud of Buddha as the Muslims are of Mohammed.

No, as long as there are men and women there will be prostitution. But I will be very surprised if the scene as it is today is around in 5 years. And, frankly, I wouldn't miss it. I prefer doing P4 P the way locals do it, regardless of the country. I have never liked seeing some doddering fat fool dragging an obvious prostitute around town, acting proud. At home the guy wouldn't be caught dead taking some hooker with a 6th grade education around town and introducing her to his friends and business acquaintances. Neither would any respectable Thai.

We are on the same page. Agree with all you said. In 5 years the scene will be very different. I too prefer discretion.

[Tomasb]

Lest some members think all my experiences are good or overally dramatic, I should add one other story.

Several days ago, I was in Bangkok Beat and spotted a good looking girl off in the distance who was occupied with another punter. I finally got her attention and ultimately gave her my number as she passed to the bathroom. She called me a few days later and we met at BB before she came over to my apartment. But I quickly realized, it was a mistake to invite her as she wanted our agreed amount up front. I said no, invited her to leave, and she quickly backed down (editors note: they always do). There was some disagreement about length of time too but then she agreed to stay until 5 am. Not the best situation but I went along. She turned out to be abysmal in the sack and as flat chested as any girl I ever bedded, and then wanted to play with her phone the rest of the time until 5 am. I was so annoyed with her that I lost interest and almost asked her to leave since I had no intention of attempting to bang her again.

She left at 5 am and I gave her the 2 k bt but crossed her off my list.
Unbelievablely, I got a text from her yesterday asking me if I wanted company.
Completely clueless. Yeah right!

[Tomasb]

I debated whether I should return to Bangkok Beat after the incident written about in my prior report but finally decided to get back on that horse immediately and reclaim my territory, so to speak.

I strolled into Bangkok Beat about 10:30 pm, ordered a saspirilla and waited to see what the pickings were that night. As it turned out, the two girls discussed in the prior report did not make an appearance. However, there were at least three girls to my liking: a wafer thin Chinese looking girl in a tight red short dress, a girl with a classic Thai face and a cute pageboy cut, and a tall very white skinned girl directly behind me. Being the lazy type, I exchanged glances with the tall girl and was invited over. First, I listened to her voice to determine female gender due to her height and was reassured that her timbre was female. We ended up leaving together around 2 am though first stopped for some food and did not arrive at my apartment until 3 am. At this point, no money had been discussed and in fact, I was not even certain that she intended to go with me after we ate. Her English was poor and in fact almost non existent.

But she did come to my apartment. She took a shower and returned to the couch with a towel whereupon I unwrapped my present and proceeded with some spirited DATY on this long legged beauty. I should mention something else at this juncture. During the day, I ingested a packet of Kamagra with the intent on visiting a MP, which for various reasons never took place. Before coming home with with my friend, I also popped some Seagra (Thai viagra) so I was really primed for this excursion.

Anyway, Viagra, or its knockoffs, usually give me some retardant when coming but I was so excited with her twisting and moaning that after a few strokes inside her, I popped off (Japanese style) on her stomach. After that, things got pretty wild! About twenty minutes later, we were laying on the couch when I started DATY again. This time, with my encoragement, she straddled my face where I proceeded to dine exclusively for several minutes culminating in her squirting all over my face. It happened all of a sudden with no warning on her part.

We cleaned up and proceed to the bedroom. In the next twelve hours or so, I had two more orgasms and one dry run. As I am 67, this was world record for yours truly. Finally, in mid afternoon the following day, she got dressed to leave, or so I thought. I was accompanying her to the lobby and outside to the street when I realized she was not leaving but getting something to eat. KFC, as it turned out. At this point, I brought up the delicate question about compensation. She mumbled something to me that I failed to understand. Long story short, she stayed to 11 am the following day and I gave her taxi fare when she left. Never asked for money.

[Tomasb]

Bless me ISG for I have sinned. It's been several weeks since my last confession (report) and these are my sins:

I decided to separate my escapades into 4 separate reports for brevity and easier reading.

When I last wrote a report in Mid January, I had discussed a romp with a girl from Bangkok Beat who previously claimed to be in the diamond cutting business but had lost some of her sight, at least temporarily, and has resorted to P4P as a consequence. Whatever! I left a few days after hooking up with her as I had a one month trip to Chiang Mai and Myanmar scheduled. Both locations were a disaster for mongering purposes though from a strictly touristic point of view, they were entertaining locales.

However, during my trip I maintained contact with little Ms. Diamond cutter and I invited her to my apartment upon my return. She came over, spent Saturday night with me, and overall it was a positive repeat from the first time. She stayed to early afternoon but insisted on taxi fare upon departing in addition to her agreed payment of 2 k bt. which was unlike the first time when the subject never came up as she lives one metro stop away, I told her no and she got pissed off. I also found it disconcerting the implausible stories she kept telling me about her personal life.

Her poutiness and her overall behavioral patterns turned me off so decided not to see her again though I responded to a few of her lame texts during the week. On Friday night, I went to Bangkok Beat where I spotted a girl who I had flirted with in the past. In no time, we were dirty dancing moving to the ultimate conclusion when I spotted Ms. Diamond cutter entering the club. She went to another section of the club and I thought nothing more about it until she popped up next to me, grabbed my new girl by the arm, shouted some Thai to her, and then proceeded to hit me in the temple with a half open fist. This was done in front of several other girls in addition to my friend.

The chemistry between myself and my potential new partner seemed to drain away like sand through an hourglass though the girl invited me outside for a chat. It was at this point, I realized she could barely speak English making it rather difficult to defend myself. Nevertheless, I was attempting to rouse a defence when out struts Ms. Diamond cutter with her posse. Naturally, she could not resist blasting my friend again with more Thai babble before striking me on the arm and storming into the night.

Ms. Diamond, BTW, also claimed to me that she had a Norwegian BF who bought her a condo on Soi 22 and a car. She also said she was mad at him about something or other, hence the reason she went wit me the first time. I have no idea whether even one iota of what she told me is true, which was part of the reason that I tossed her back.

Even though that night ended poorly, things did pick up starting the following night.

What is my penance?

[Wolvenvacht]

Thai police will very, very rarely stop and try to extort you just for walking in the street, though that has been known to happen on the stretch of Sukhumvit road between Asoke and Phrom Phong.

If I remember well that wasn't even Police. Some kind of civil servants that were "looking after" cleanliness of the area and started handing out fines to random tourists for littering. Given that Thai rarely if ever take the effort of putting their garbage in a bin (if there is a garbage bin available in the neigbourhood at all!) it seemed rather strange that foreigners where singled out for these fines.

These "police" did not seem to approach Thai, as the Thai seemed to know somehow that these people did not have the authority to levy fines at all.

That is probably also the reason (real) Police don't bother most of the tourists as the Police would actually struggle with the language barrier to explain to the tourist why they are being fined! Far easier to extort some quick money from a fellow Thai (who seem to accept this as a fact of life) rather than laborously try to have a tourist cough up some money. The above mentioned "litter patrol" was much better organised and had leaflets printed in English (all looking very official) explaining why the tourists were being fined. It seems that this practice has now come to an end.

I guess it ties in with the discussion below about how martial law / the new more puritanical regime is changing the game.

No, it had nothing to do with the Army. If anything the Army seems to stay far away from tourists. Somehow they understand that military regimes are ill respected in "Western" countries and they do not want to give the "West" any reasons to complain.

I was actually in Bangkok during the height of the military take-over and the taxi I was in was stopped once or twice at a roadblock. As soon as the Army saw that a farang was using the taxi, we were waived through quickly without even having to show any ID.

[LA Guy 5]

Have booked my tricker for late summer, so was a bit unnerved to read this report in Time magazine about random police extortion in Bangkok and (I presume) elsewhere.

The report's a year old now, so I wondered. Is it still going on? And was it ever really going on that much?

I guess it ties in with the discussion below about how martial law / the new more puritanical regime is changing the game.

I have visited Thailand maybe thirty times, perhaps more, and never interacted with a policeman. I did read a while back they were stopping some people for drug testing, and that worried me, but I myself haven't seen any of this and I have been in Bangkok maybe three or four times in the last twelve months, for a total of around 50 to 75 days..

If anyone here has first-hand knowledge of such things, perhaps they would care to comment. But until I see some concrete information to suggest this sort of thing is happening these days on anything other than a super-isolated basis, I am not going to worry about it. And I would suggest it shouldn't be something that should make one hesitant to visit Thailand.

[Crocodilexp]

Have booked my tricker for late summer, so was a bit unnerved to read this report in Time magazine about random police extortion in Bangkok and (I presume) elsewhere.

Thai police will very, very rarely stop and try to extort you just for walking in the street, though that has been known to happen on the stretch of Sukhumvit road between Asoke and Phrom Phong.

If you're riding a motorbike, they might stop you, and fine you for whatever alleged violation you committed, perhaps extracting a bribe instead of issuing a ticket. If you buy drugs, they might stop you, having been informed by the guy that just sold them. Obviously, in that case, you'd be in a real pickle.

For people doing certain types of business, police can be an expensive and unpredictable hassle, but a normal tourist / monger is unlikely to interact with them much (and is well advised not to seek out interaction).

Thailand is not like the Philippines where they're actively working to scam you, even if you've done absolutely nothing wrong (like placing bullets in your bag at the airport). If you mind your own business and don't get into any conflicts with the locals, police trouble is unlikely.

[SuperMarckus]

Have booked my tricker for late summer, so was a bit unnerved to read this report in Time magazine about random police extortion in Bangkok and (I presume) elsewhere.

The report's a year old now, so I wondered. Is it still going on? And was it ever really going on that much?

I guess it ties in with the discussion below about how martial law / the new more puritanical regime is changing the game.

[MichaelSamuel]

GoPro's are fairly price fixed so I would be surprised if you can do much better than regular retail, but always worth a shot. One other note for those with gopros. I had my camera out of its housing in the safe in January and went to pull something out and it fell maybe 3 ft and landed right on the lense and cracked to pieces. If you take a good look you can see the dome of the lense extends beyond the rubber surrounding it so it's really susceptible to this type of break. Ordered a replacement lens on the internet but haven't tried to replace it yet. If that doesn't work is going to be a $400 mistake and gopro doesn't repair them at all. If you are US based costco has the 3+ for a deal right now.

I believe some of you will be able to answer me with this query of mine.

I'll be travelling to LOS coming weekend. Apart from mongering activities I've reserved 1-2 days for shopping & sight seeing as well. A friend of mine has asked to buy an Action camera like GoPro or SJCAM from Thailand. I'm also planning to get one, but I've no clue where can I get it. I know it will be available in BKK. I'd be thankful if somebody can help me out with locations / shops from where I can get this item for the best price.

And to this help I can give a beer party if we meet.

[Robert Long]

I believe some of you will be able to answer me with this query of mine.

I'll be travelling to LOS coming weekend. Apart from mongering activities I've reserved 1-2 days for shopping & sight seeing as well. A friend of mine has asked to buy an Action camera like GoPro or SJCAM from Thailand. I'm also planning to get one, but I've no clue where can I get it. I know it will be available in BKK. I'd be thankful if somebody can help me out with locations / shops from where I can get this item for the best price.

And to this help I can give a beer party if we meet.

I bought a SS S6 Edge for my employee in Bali. She had problems and when she went to SS in Bali they told her she would have to take in back to Thailand to honor the warrantee. I live in Hawaii and so I called SS America and they confirmed that wherever you buy a SS product you must return to that country for repair work.

This is interesting as the phone was made in Viet Nam. But this is a Sam Sung policy.

You might want to have your friend check with the company in your country on repair and warrantee issues.

RL.