Bangkok Reports

[Lcale1982]

I opened up FiwFans using google chrome and put it into English translation mode. I chose a few girls in Sukhumvit, where I will be staying later this month and fund some odd translations. Maybe someone could translate the translations for me! Most of the translation was straight forward. "Cum on breasts, Cum on body for free. " is easy to understand. So is "No back door".

But, some items, even went translated, were a mystery to me. Here are some examples /.

Things that the girl does:

Receive 1-2 pearls + 100 each.

Can lick eggs.

Perverse, can do whatever you want. (does this mean BBFSCIP or anything similarly restricted by most of the girls?

PROHIBITIONS.

I don't want it fresh.

Do not accept lip or face breakage.

Not raw, not fresh, not accepting any kind of fake food. (I understand not raw, but what is not fresh or fake food?

Not fresh / not fresh.

Or:

The prohibition is.

Do not accept too large sites.

Not accepting people to do it.

Lick eggs = DATY.

Accept lip or face break = figure its CIM and COF.

Not fresh = don't allow bareback.

[MamaGuevos]

I opened up FiwFans using google chrome and put it into English translation mode. I chose a few girls in Sukhumvit, where I will be staying later this month and fund some odd translations. Maybe someone could translate the translations for me! Most of the translation was straight forward. "Cum on breasts, Cum on body for free. " is easy to understand. So is "No back door".

But, some items, even went translated, were a mystery to me. Here are some examples /.

Things that the girl does:

Receive 1-2 pearls + 100 each.

Can lick eggs.

Perverse, can do whatever you want. (does this mean BBFSCIP or anything similarly restricted by most of the girls?

PROHIBITIONS.

I don't want it fresh.

Do not accept lip or face breakage.

Not raw, not fresh, not accepting any kind of fake food. (I understand not raw, but what is not fresh or fake food?

Not fresh / not fresh.

Or:

The prohibition is.

Do not accept too large sites.

Not accepting people to do it.

[EihTooms]

Dude I never knew. You going to be in town next week? I need someone to drill my pilot holes.

LOL. Good one!

[EihTooms]

24 hour breakfast
Was walking back from a great session at DokiDoki (Very attractive and sweet spinner named Bowvy) and was hungry, saw Buddy's Bar & Grill across the main Sukhumvit near the entrance to Soi 22. Ordered the Buddy's Breakfast, 2 eggs over easy, fried potatoes, 2 strips of bacon, 2 sausage links and a slice of ham. One of the best breakfasts I've ever had (ok, I've had a lot of awesome breakfasts). 250 Baht, I'll be back to try their Mexican food. They play old time country classics.

Just a note that if you install the free eatigo app on your phone and book a reservation at Buddy's through that app even as close as 20-25 minutes before your intended arrival time you will get a discount of as much as 30-40% on all the food on your bill. And during fairly normal breakfast and dinner times.

BTW, I am not sure any of the several Buddy's Bar and Grill locations being open 24 hours.

[Nyezhov]

Fill in your loose vs snug size retorts and jokes about that, gents. I can take it. LOL.

Dude I never knew. You going to be in town next week? I need someone to drill my pilot holes.

[Nyezhov]

Was walking back from a great session at DokiDoki (Very attractive and sweet spinner named Bowvy) and was hungry, saw Buddy's Bar & Grill across the main Sukhumvit near the entrance to Soi 22. Ordered the Buddy's Breakfast, 2 eggs over easy, fried potatoes, 2 strips of bacon, 2 sausage links and a slice of ham. One of the best breakfasts I've ever had (ok, I've had a lot of awesome breakfasts). 250 Baht, I'll be back to try their Mexican food. They play old time country classics.

At least ya got some volume for your $8, or $9-10 if you leave a decent tip. I hope you got toast otherwise you got ripped off.

Hail to Human Kind.

I'm not the only one who thinks 40 drinks guy is Silly Boy. LOL. Hahaha.

His 6 month self ban must be soon ending. He said it was his 2nd best ever so if I'm thinking straight he must go back.

Is Rainbow 5 back to any resemblance of being a 2nd tier joint. During New Years Holiday s it was so bad I couldn't even go in.

Rainbow 4, and 5, have been notoriously inconsistent over the past year.

[EihTooms]

Hail to Human Kind.

I'm not the only one who thinks 40 drinks guy is Silly Boy. LOL. Hahaha.

His 6 month self ban must be soon ending. He said it was his 2nd best ever so if I'm thinking straight he must go back.

Is Rainbow 5 back to any resemblance of being a 2nd tier joint. During New Years Holiday s it was so bad I couldn't even go in.

I was not referring exactly to your favorite 40 drinks story fellow. And I believe his purpose in sweetening the deal with multiple drinks and / or higher than normal fee offers was not merely to secure an agreement to leave the bar with him, as was my point, but to better secure a deal for DFK, BBBJ and BBFS+CIP with an above average or better looking P4 P girl. Which is an approach I generally approve of and don't see as silly at all, considering that is imo about the only "challenge" in the Thai P4 P world.

Well, one could replace that last part, BBFS+CIP, with BBBJ+CIM+Swallow or Anal or Bareback Anal+Cum Inside with an above average or better looking girl among the only real challenges in the Thai P4 P world, I suppose, depending on the punter's preference at the time.

An above average or better looking Thai P4 P girl anywhere in any venue or freelancing can and will say No to any and all of those Real Sex services regardless how much money is offered, how charming, funny and hansum you are, how supposedly desperate she is for the money. She will agree to it only if she feels like it. And that is where a challenge comes into the picture.

But practically everything else is only a matter of sweetening the deal with more money, if necessary at all, and there is nothing "challenging" about that imo.

Getting everything you want with a below average looking Thai P4 P girl for bargain basement prices or sometimes no money at all? No real challenge imo.

Getting the hottest girl in the room to leave with you and very likely delivering nothing in the room from that list of services I cited above? No real challenge imo.

And almost everything else between those two extremes can be arranged by anyone as long as you sweeten the deal with more money, not really a challenge imo.

As for Rainbow 5, I have not been in there for several months, since I did in fact get one of the better lookers at the time to agree upfront to DFK, BBBJ and BBFS+CIP for, as I recall, paying the barfine, whatever it was at the time, and agreeing to give her 3,000 baht. That last part to be paid to her after the Real Sex was finished, of course.

But I did not repeat. Turned out she was a bit too roomy down there for me to feel as snug a fit as I prefer.

Fill in your loose vs snug size retorts and jokes about that, gents. I can take it. LOL.

[Forty Drinks]

Ah, yes, well I understand most soapy or massage ladies can't say no without penalty in terms of accepting a customer in the same way staff in a barber shop or nail salon can't.

So I can see there is zero challenge in getting a girl in a soapy to agree to spend time in a room with anyone who walks through the door.

But that is where the zero challenge Big Win for the customer ends. A girl who doesn't want to do anything remotely sexual at that point can say no and will say no without hesitation if she just doesn't feel like doing it. Even if she thinks she must say yes to a HJ, she can and certainly will give a bad one until the guy calls it off.

Yes, imo a "challenge" regarding P4 P is not at all about getting a girl, any girl, to agree to walk out of a bar with you or to spend time alone in a room with you. I consider that to be one of the least challenging accomplishments of all in a Thai P4 P venue, even if it is among the top 5% best lookers in the place. If a winning smile, charm, humor, a hansum body and face and an agreement to pay the going rate doesn't do it, try 40 shots of tequila and an offer to pay double the going rate. LOL.

Imo, the only real challenge in a Thai P4 P situation is about what an above average or better looking girl will do for you sexually when you are alone with her.

Hail to Human Kind.

I'm not the only one who thinks 40 drinks guy is Silly Boy. LOL. Hahaha.

His 6 month self ban must be soon ending. He said it was his 2nd best ever so if I'm thinking straight he must go back.

Is Rainbow 5 back to any resemblance of being a 2nd tier joint. During New Years Holiday s it was so bad I couldn't even go in.

[BackInBangkok]

Was walking back from a great session at DokiDoki (Very attractive and sweet spinner named Bowvy) and was hungry, saw Buddy's Bar & Grill across the main Sukhumvit near the entrance to Soi 22. Ordered the Buddy's Breakfast, 2 eggs over easy, fried potatoes, 2 strips of bacon, 2 sausage links and a slice of ham. One of the best breakfasts I've ever had (ok, I've had a lot of awesome breakfasts). 250 Baht, I'll be back to try their Mexican food. They play old time country classics.

[Sam Sanuk]

This is more to the oldies in the group, of which I am one.

Main question is. Is Pattaya actually worth the visit for a couple of days?

My first time in Thailand was in 1970 at age 28, so I presume I'm one of the "oldies".

Those who have "voted" in favor of BKK over Pattaya noted very, very valid reasons. I've only spent time in Pats maybe 5 times over the years and always returned to BKK after a couple of nights, always returning 2-3 nights earlier than planned. Pattaya offers the same as BKK in terms of options, but slightly less expensive. (Except for the ocean.) More attractive women in BKK. Think of Pattaya as featuring "junior varsity" talent.

Sam.

[EihTooms]

Wrong city but in Pattaya. Ok yes the girls are allowed to say no but if they say no then they owe the soapie the entire amount the soapie lost because the girl didn't go with a customer. I don't know the breakdown of how much a soapie gets but I'm guessing the girl has to give the soapie at least 1000 baht for every no. That's why you will see soapies loaded with guys who can't get decent looking girls elsewhere.

As for BBFSCIP like you want. We both know that ain't happening in a soapie unless the girl truly likes you or if you have deep pockets.

Ah, yes, well I understand most soapy or massage ladies can't say no without penalty in terms of accepting a customer in the same way staff in a barber shop or nail salon can't.

So I can see there is zero challenge in getting a girl in a soapy to agree to spend time in a room with anyone who walks through the door.

But that is where the zero challenge Big Win for the customer ends. A girl who doesn't want to do anything remotely sexual at that point can say no and will say no without hesitation if she just doesn't feel like doing it. Even if she thinks she must say yes to a HJ, she can and certainly will give a bad one until the guy calls it off.

Yes, imo a "challenge" regarding P4 P is not at all about getting a girl, any girl, to agree to walk out of a bar with you or to spend time alone in a room with you. I consider that to be one of the least challenging accomplishments of all in a Thai P4 P venue, even if it is among the top 5% best lookers in the place. If a winning smile, charm, humor, a hansum body and face and an agreement to pay the going rate doesn't do it, try 40 shots of tequila and an offer to pay double the going rate. LOL.

Imo, the only real challenge in a Thai P4 P situation is about what an above average or better looking girl will do for you sexually when you are alone with her.

For example, I would say it is a much bigger challenge to get DFK, BBBJ and BBFS+CIP on a first session with a merely above average looking girl working in a soapy than to get (maybe and if so, briefly) DFK but definitely Covered BJ and Covered FS on a first session with the hottest girl that ever stepped foot into Thermae.

[NewGuy2022]

Hi,

Anyone knows where to purchase disposable sheet for massage in Bangkok?

I was thinking of using my own sheet when I go to massage parlors. That way I won't need to think about cleanliness there. Any input will be much appreciated.

[Nyezhov]

I understand it could seem like that, but I just had my world rocked so what can I say? I already tried to make it look real by mentioning that I was there for a conference you can google / verify. Lastly, are we really going to debate her trackrecord? There are literally countless positive / rave reviews about her. Why would she all of a sudden start reviewing herself?

Becasue that's what prostitutes do.

[Banana Boi]

Banana Boi, when you or anyone else has the time, I would love to know the names of the soapies where I would get a sure thing from a girl who isn't allowed to say no.

Wrong city but in Pattaya. Ok yes the girls are allowed to say no but if they say no then they owe the soapie the entire amount the soapie lost because the girl didn't go with a customer. I don't know the breakdown of how much a soapie gets but I'm guessing the girl has to give the soapie at least 1000 baht for every no. That's why you will see soapies loaded with guys who can't get decent looking girls elsewhere.

As for BBFSCIP like you want. We both know that ain't happening in a soapie unless the girl truly likes you or if you have deep pockets.

[Bunky]

Thermae: First night after a walk I headed through the K-Pop zombie street hookers to Thermae. * * * Apologies for long post, just wanted to share some snapshots of the Thermae scene, circa 2024 February.

What a great report! Thanks much to Mr. Light for taking the time to write it up.