Bangkok Reports

[IronMan0402]

Hello Gentleman,

In a week from now, I will be making my first trip to thailand. Will be in Bangkok for 2 days. Need some basic pointers regarding the best way to score some good Thai / foreigner girls. Should I rely on smocci, etc. Is there any better site? I just want to be sure since I have less time at hand and want to make the best of it. Also, should I risk searching on streets or plan in advance. I'll also be visiting Pattaya for 2 days. Any pointers for there will also be appreciated. Thak you so much to all. This forum is indeed a treasure.

[Nyezhov]

They chop heads off in Dubai? LOL.

No its hyperbole, but its still not the type of place I want to let me hair down, rip off the bong, etc.

[TomJones06]

Many of us get the cold shoulder from Thermae girls. If you are still in town tonight, try looking for freelancers on Soi 4 after about 9:00 PM. When you find someone you like, suggest you spring for either a 300 baht short time room (the girl can find it) or a tuk tuk to your room on Soi 11. One of the deaf freelancers on Soi 4 once rejected me because I wanted to walk to Soi 11. Get the tuk tuk from the "odd" side of Sukhumvit directly across from Soi 4, I normally offer 100 baht, but usually end up paying 150 baht.

Thank you for the advice, but I am over Bangkok at this point. I'm spending the day getting massage after massage and tomorrow I have a tattoo appointment. Friday I fly back to the Philippines where things make sense!

[HorseTrader]

Hello all, I am currently In the land of smiles, the land of milk and honey, the Adult Disney World, or so I thought.

Many of us get the cold shoulder from Thermae girls. If you are still in town tonight, try looking for freelancers on Soi 4 after about 9:00 PM. When you find someone you like, suggest you spring for either a 300 baht short time room (the girl can find it) or a tuk tuk to your room on Soi 11. One of the deaf freelancers on Soi 4 once rejected me because I wanted to walk to Soi 11. Get the tuk tuk from the "odd" side of Sukhumvit directly across from Soi 4, I normally offer 100 baht, but usually end up paying 150 baht.

[TomJones06]

Hello all, I am currently In the land of smiles, the land of milk and honey, the Adult Disney World, or so I thought. A bit of backstory: I'm 36, blk, US Navy Sailor, and two years away from retirement. Before heading my final command, I decided to spend my transfer leave looking at different areas of the Philippines and Thailand for pote, ntial landing situations post retirement. I also figured ID kill two birds with one stone and get a little action in. After a successful week in Manila touring condos in Makati and BGC, and having to beat the ladies off with a stick, I made my way to Bangkok. First day was spent getting a signature spring massage at spring spa. Great deep massage from a portly old lady. I then toured a few apartments and dropped by Lolitas on soi 8. The girl was cute enough, but she failed to get the ole trouser snake to spit (I blame the young lady in Manila who went to town on me the previous evening.) I Called it a day after dinner and hit the room. The next day (yesterday) I toured more condos and did a tour of what Arun, lovely place, loved the history. Last night is where things got a bit sour. I'm staying on soi 11, so I decided to check out thermae. Now I'm not conceited, but I do consider myself to be a conventionally attractive individual. 5'11,230 lbs, muscular, with a six pack of and and well groomed / dressed. Also, from what I've been told, a very nice smile. I have never had an issue with the ladies in the you. S, or otherwise. Until last night. I got a beer and made a lap around the room and you would have thought I had a face tattoo that said AIDS on my forehead! Not a single lady in the room would even meet my gaze. I grabbed a second beer and talked to an older guy in a corner who told me to come back later as there would be more talent after 11 pm. I decided to walk the Sois and see what I could find. It was a bit wet out last night, but the streets were still packed. I think I discovered a cheat code on how to spot a ladyboy! As I was walking the ladyboys who were obviously ladyboys all tried grabbing me and, or called me sexy as I walked by. Not going to lie, this gave my ego a bit of the boost it needed, but I like girl butt. Unfortunately, the actual women freelancers standing on the streets wouldn't even meet my eye. Not even the African chicks! (One African chick did grab my arm, but I'm not convinced she wasn't a dude. Hard pass.) Ok, so at this point my feelings are hurt. It's honestly not the first time in my life I've been in a similar situation, but getting turned down by hookers kinda stings a little. My feelings were hurt. I made my way back to thermae and the place was way more packed with women, but again, not a single one would even look at me. I sat down and just looked around and a fuckin geriatric, balding Asian guy was getting blinded by the beaming smiles as he passed, WTF?! I'm not dumb, I get it. Who wants a big black guy with stamina when you can have an old guy who may not even rise to the occasion. I know this, but damn, not a SINGLE option for me?! I leave for the second time and make my way back to the room. I make it a point to smile at every single chick I pass on the streets and again, I'm treated like a fuckin lepur. I remember my first port visit to Pattaya beach back in 07 like it was yesterday. I was serenaded with calls of chocolate man, so sexy, and I had no shortage of ladies ready and willing to take me on. My how times have changed. I could have probably had some luck at Nana plaza, but I don't really drink like that and I'm not too keen on paying that kind of money when I'll be back In the Philippines this weekend where it's either free, or very cheap. I guess the moral to this story is if you are a relatively young, fit black guy in Bangkok, you may be in for a bad time. Not sure if the same applies to young white guys because I ddn't see very many out last night. If you're Asian, or I shit you not, a white guy who looks like the penguin from Batman returns in a fuckin mobility scooter, you will be a kid in a candy store.

[HorseTrader]

I was under the opposite impression. If you were born male, your Thai ID will always say male. Maybe somebody can provide a link that proves it one way or the other.

I did a google search on "Thailand ID card gender", but the link is about 5 lines long and I couldn't successfully copy it to this forum. Here is the most important text:

"... some Thai ID documents include the prefixes Mr. , Miss, or Mrs. As part of a first name. .... The card's title corresponds to an individual's sex assigned at birth".

This is consistent with every Thai ID card that I've ever read, and I read most of them before giving it to hotel reception.

[HorseTrader]

Agree but in Thailand aren't post-ops considered a girl where a ladyboy is considered a guy?

I was under the opposite impression. If you were born male, your Thai ID will always say male. Maybe somebody can provide a link that proves it one way or the other.

[CaliGuy33]

He's looking for one for the same reason that I look for them, variation. No normal human being wants to go to Dubai or Abu Dhabi or any place they can chop your head off if they want.

They chop heads off in Dubai? LOL.

[Banana Boi]

That's very disturbing that they would try to pass off a post-op as a gal. Not cool at all.

Agree but in Thailand aren't post-ops considered a girl where a ladyboy is considered a guy?

[Goatscrot]

Boss massage, girl's name: Soda (A+).

Aurora33 on soi 33, girl's name: Nancy (pics included).

For the first one, I read it a few months ago on another board and it's been confirmed by many members in that board (pics were on their website at that time, they are not anymore, but she looked very plastic girl).

For the second, I experienced it myself Saturday, and I can tell with certainty that she is a postop. I've been too long to realize it and by the time I got down (around 20 minutes after getting in the room), mamasan denied it theatrically and refused to refund me.

I'll later write a report about that sh*t experience.

That's very disturbing that they would try to pass off a post-op as a gal. Not cool at all.

[Paolo99]

I spent some time in Billboard for 3 or 4 nights in a raw last week. Although their girls are not particularly good looking I found the place to be good to go and get a drink. I feel more relax there than in any other places in the NEP.

During that time I slowly started scrutinizing one of their girls, and started taking a liking for her.

Funny thing is I've not seen her being called or barfined even once during that time, even after midnight, when there are fewer girls on the stage. She looks so shy, never making an eye contact with nobody, though I could see her at times briefly watching some younger dudes, mostly Asian guys.

She's the kind of girls that had obvious surgeries on her face, like very obvious nose job, or lips job, probably boobs also but her body looks real good to me. Maybe other guys are scared that she might be an LB, I don't know.

Sweet heart doesn't even get down to catch the 20 bahts bills thrown from time to time by big spenders, I love that attitude.

One reason I never called her over is I always find myself stuck in one of the tables in the middle of the bar which makes any gropping very difficult. Every other guys calling over a girl in that area find themselves stuck with the girl sitting or standing next to them with absolutely zero action, just some very basic talks or dance moves. Even for guys paying drinks after drinks, I never saw them getting anything in exchange. I didn't really see the point of doing this.

Eventually Friday night I got there with the intention of calling her over for drinks, at least to hear the sound of her voice and learn some basic things about her.

By the time I got inside, the bar was more packed than the previous nights and I had a hard time finding a place to sit. I could spot her standing next to the entrance door with some of her co-workers, waiting for her shift on the stage, not far from a table of three guys. My seat was just next to these guys.

At that point I was wondering if I should call her over right now or wait for her to go back on stage before calling her.

Next thing I know is she was standing at the table of these three guys. I couldn't believe my eyes, the moment I decided to call her over, someone else took a liking for her. To make matters worse, they pulled the trigger and barfined her after one drink.

I could still gather some interesting information. Sweet heart didn't look shy anymore in the middle of these guys. She was pointing the number two with her fingers and said ok I can do that, which I believed was her accepting to be jumped by two of these guys (the other one already settled on another girl and didn't participate in the talks whith her). When she came back, she had a classy dress on, and a heavy hand on a very strong perfume that would have given me a big headache for the whole night if I took her for ST. I could see the guy handing her over loads of bills, probably more than ten 1 K bills, excluding the drinks and barfines that had been paid separately.

The other thing is these guys found themselves rounded by loads of waitresses and mamasans requesting them some tips. These poor guys were clearly newbies, they reluctantly gave 100 bahts bills to all these people, more than 1 K just in tips.

Eventually, they left with her and the other girl, which can be an indication that the plan was indeed for two of the guys to jump on her alone.

Moral of the story, tell sweet heart to have a weak hand on the perfume the moment you barfine her.

Don't get yourself confused by signs of her being shy or inexperienced.

Don't be as slow as I was once you decided on calling her over, she might be called by someone else at any time even if she is not popular.

And last but not least, don't give tips to every people requesting one, just one to the mamasan and to 1 or 2 waitresses who serviced you should be enough, and not necessarily 100 bahts bills to everyone, 20 bahts or 50 bahts bills can do it too.

[Nyezhov]

Hello mates.

Contribution to the forum by the senior members is amazing.

Arriving Bangkok next week after a gap of 4 years.

I am more of a pick up club kind of a person. Some of my friends who visited Bangkok recently tell me that Mixxx is not what it used to be.

Can anyone guide me if clubs like shock, levels still exist or any other club for some good looking Thai girls other than Tharmae.

Cheers.

RTFF Mixx or nothing.

[LocalExplorer]

After spending a few weeks in Pattaya, I visited Bangkok for a few days. Here's my experience, limited time-wise, using Pattaya as a base for comparisons.

Nana Plaza. In the entrance to the complex, all men are required to queue and go through a checkpoint of sorts. Some are required to show an ID. The whole place is full of gogos. On weekdays, they were pretty much empty, and disappointingly similar to the run-of-the-mill gogos in Pattaya. Only Billboard was full. I'm not sure why it's so popular, but there was no pressure or even expectation to buy LDs. New customers are offered to sit next to the stage, but are then told to move away. It's the bar's policy to always keep one or two seats next to the stage empty to lure newcomers.

I barfined a girl from a gogo on the ground floor. She seemed to really like me, and I decided to give it a go. The whole way back to the hotel the girl (31 year old) was totally tensed up, I felt nothing good is going to come out of it. I tried hard to have her relax (for 45 minutes in total.), it did help a bit. But service was still atrocious. Once she realized I've given up on having a good experience and just thinking of how to finish the session, she started trying harder, but that was way too late. Things like this do happen in Pattaya, but mainly in beer bars. A 2/10.

All in all I have no reason to go back to Nana, not unless Pattaya disappears.

Soi Cowboy. Went there around 8 PM and 10 PM, the bars I had pre-selected had no customers whatsoever, so I skipped them.

Pat-pong. The World Bar (aka Linda Bar) is still alive and kicking, although may be a tad difficult to find. The ladies are 5 or perhaps 6/10 max, but in the bar anything goes. Worth a visit, but Lips Lounge Soi Honey in Pattaya offers a similar yet better experience IMHO, including better looking ladies. I also visited a King's Castle in Patpong (I don't know which one), another typical gogo, but the girls were forbidden to initiate contact with a customer (through conversation or even gestures).

Wood Bar. Took a 1000 THB girl (I think she was half-African or something) and the experience was OK, but a bit like being sucked off by some type of machinery. No eye contact, it got better when I started setting the rithm by gently pushing her head down. Perhaps I should have chosen a fatter and less attractive girl, they try harder. Still, totally acceptable experience.

I skipped the soapies, tried them a few years back (they were OK). And I did not try throwing money around in PIMP.

Final verdict: It's good if your main focus is tourism (70-80% of time). If you're mainly about mongering, stay in Pattaya.

[Pepriko]

Hello mates.

Contribution to the forum by the senior members is amazing.

Arriving Bangkok next week after a gap of 4 years.

I am more of a pick up club kind of a person. Some of my friends who visited Bangkok recently tell me that Mixxx is not what it used to be.

Can anyone guide me if clubs like shock, levels still exist or any other club for some good looking Thai girls other than Tharmae.

Cheers.

[VicVeg]

I plan on going back to BKK soon. Was there a few months ago, and love it.

Where else can I meet Eastern Euro girls? Is https://khunrose-escort.com/ legit? Looks too good to be true.

Also, in Dubai, they had Russian girls but they looked depressed and chained smoked. There was a female facilitator with good English, but the girls looked sex-trafficed and did not want to be there. I stayed away from them.

Also, does anyone know how to get with normal girls working in shops etc? The Hooters girls looked smoking hot but would not flirt at all. They knew the score. The Thermae girls are hot normal girls, but some are there every night almost like its a job. Getting a true normal girl would be fun. If I offered a normal girl 10 k to come to my room, I might get one, but it might be a bad time.