Bangkok Reports

[Rjsss212]

GREAT SUCCESS!!!! He saved 4 dollars! Sounds too fuckin stupid to save it any other way.

It only goes to show some people are really stupid that they do not learn the rules of behaviour when travelling to other countries. Is it worth a few dollars to have your head bashed for non-payment?
Always walk away from trouble even if you are right. You will never win a fight or argument with locals.

[Sammon]

don't know if anyone caught the incident last night right next to the Nana BTS station at soi 7...i was strolling onto soi 7 when i witnessed a farang and a Thai gal yelling loudly at each other...she was screaming something about you have to pay...i assumed he had barfined her and they were having a spat. I later got her end of the story, but she runs the bar with 3-4 tables out on the corner of soi 7...claimed this guy ordered a mixed drink, then said that she hadn't made it with vodka as he wanted...he decided not to pay (at least this is her story)..at any rate, they yelled, it escalated a bit, and she shoved at him and he tried to slap back at her...within 5 seconds, there was a Thai guy in his face and he beat the pulp out of this guy..opened up his face pretty bad, real real ugly...regardless of what had happened, no reason for this to continue...what was sad is that absolutely nobody jumped in and tried to restrain the Thai guy. I'm pretty big and the Thai guy was small, i thought about trying to just hold him and say jai yen yen, but realized i'd probably be jumped by the tuk tuk drivers and others who were all looking on...this went on for a good 3-4 minutes, the gal from the bar even returned with a chair, which she was readying to hit the guy in the head with, although he was bloodied and battered enough by this point that it finally stopped...strangely, right out in front of Nana BTS and not a single cop about. Dont think this fellow will be returning to the land of smiles anytime soon...real sad to see stuff like this going down.

It only goes to show some people are really stupid that they do not learn the rules of behaviour when travelling to other countries. Is it worth a few dollars to have your head bashed for non-payment?
Always walk away from trouble even if you are right. You will never win a fight or argument with locals.

[Steve99]

had a 5 day trip to thailand in transit from london to aus. first night stayed at the royal asia lodge on soi8 sukhumvit, took it on account of its convenience to the rail station for the next days hop to huahin. was too knackered to do much but go eat and find [CodeWord900] which was just off soi8. went in and picked out what appeared to be the best looking girl there, well she had a nice face but once we got upstairs and took her top off we had a dose of saggy tits and a pot belly so gave up on the condiments and just got on with the main course, which as many around here will know is a bbbj cim, this she did in an ok mechanical fashion, a steady 2.5'' bob without variation which eventualy did the trick. at least better than spending 3-4000bht in a bar/fine/fee along with being at least a little entertaining. as for the hotel, i think my visa card went missing from the safe, along with some singapore cash, can't prove it but found a few of the chaps working in there a bit offputting. won't stay there again on account of that and it was a crap room to boot however cheap. (will update other threads for rest of trip)

[Mouse1]

Easier said than done, because in many of these incidents the macho Falang is inebriated or under the influence of that popular Thai mind-altering stimulant, Yaba.

And the second lesson for farangs is to avoid inebriation and that popular Thai mind-altering stimulant, Yaba.

[Mouse1]

Some of you may remember that I had posted that I could not sleep on the long oversea flight and was asking for advice and help.

Download all the reports discussing what should be classed as relevant subjects within this thread, and start to read them. You'll be asleep within 5 minutes...

[Barko]

Yep, and to think some idiot Farangs worship these sons of bitches to the point of wanting to be "accepted" because they Wai and talk the lingo... fuck that. No matter how hard one tries to "blend in" (no really sure why people would want to but...) it will be impossible. You are and ALWAYS will be "the Farang", that's it.

Be smart about it, be proud of your roots, come here, live a good life, get some money, fuck the honeys and that's it. Don't be stupid enough to get mixed with a chick and make her a turd (baby). One day or another, you will regret it.

Anyhow, TIT. Where is OTH? damn he would have loved to answer this post.

Yeah Nic, but OTH had become bitter to the point of my personally wondering what the fuck he was still doing here in Thailand. I jumped on him for it repeatedly. If you are angry, frustrated, & unhappy and can't seem to resolve any of it, why live in a vacuum of negativity? MOVE ON.

OK. Yes. Arguing with Thais is like running around in the street at night barking at the moon, not only is it clueless behavior, it can get you killed.

I hope that the members of ISG have read enough here to understand how it works in Thailand. You are you, you can never be them. Arguing with them is nothing but a drain on your own stamina & mentality and puts yourself in place that can never possibly be resolved. Frustration that turns you into a person that you really never wanted to be.

You do know that I wholeheartedly disagree with the language part of your equation. As I have said many times here, speaking the lingo is one of the most important things you can learn to do in Thailand. Not only do you find out what you are dealing with on a day to day basis, you get laid better, WAY better. (I have a sister act going these days that is more satisfying than I can tell you and it would have never happened without native speaking skills and vast amounts of experience of dealing with Thai chicks.)

Not speaking Thai if you live here is like not knowing how to read, you just miss out on too much. (Being versed Shakespeare, Joseph Conrad, Arthur Conan Doyle, etc. prepares you for a life in Bangkok? Of course it does!) Otherwise why not just live somewhere less complicated? Costa Rica, Peru, Western Samoa, Bali, or the Seychelles? There is a lot to this Thailand place. Getting a ton of 'tang is probably the best part of course, but there's far more to it than that.

Now then, dudes getting the stuffing knocked out of themselves for doing stupid shit happens everywhere in the world every minute of every day. The deal on Suk last night was just a little example of life anywhere. Just because it happened in Bangkok Thailand at that particular moment in time really doesn't mean shit does it?

[Run Mann]

And the lesson for farang is stay calm no matter what ... never raise quarrel, voice or fist to a thai.

Easier said than done, because in many of these incidents the macho Falang is inebriated or under the influence of that popular Thai mind-altering stimulant, Yaba.

[Daddy07]

...real sad to see stuff like this going down.

And the lesson for farang is stay calm no matter what ... never raise quarrel, voice or fist to a thai.

[The Pro]

Very simple.

You never argue with a Thai. You disagree but keep smiling and being calm. If you lose your calm you lose the fight.

You never hit a girl or attempt to slap her. Quite simple that some guy will jump in to save her.

We are talking what, 60 baht for a shot of vodka ?

If someone can lose their temper over 60 baht they deserve to get their face bashed in.

There are people who are kind and considerate who travel the world over and never have a problem.

Then there are the "them and us" kinds of people who are, and get, exactly what they deserve.

don't know if anyone caught the incident last night right next to the Nana BTS station at soi 7...i was strolling onto soi 7 when i witnessed a farang and a Thai gal yelling loudly at each other...she was screaming something about you have to pay...i assumed he had barfined her and they were having a spat. I later got her end of the story, but she runs the bar with 3-4 tables out on the corner of soi 7...claimed this guy ordered a mixed drink, then said that she hadn't made it with vodka as he wanted...he decided not to pay (at least this is her story)..at any rate, they yelled, it escalated a bit, and she shoved at him and he tried to slap back at her...within 5 seconds, there was a Thai guy in his face and he beat the pulp out of this guy..opened up his face pretty bad, real real ugly...regardless of what had happened, no reason for this to continue...what was sad is that absolutely nobody jumped in and tried to restrain the Thai guy. I'm pretty big and the Thai guy was small, i thought about trying to just hold him and say jai yen yen, but realized i'd probably be jumped by the tuk tuk drivers and others who were all looking on...this went on for a good 3-4 minutes, the gal from the bar even returned with a chair, which she was readying to hit the guy in the head with, although he was bloodied and battered enough by this point that it finally stopped...strangely, right out in front of Nana BTS and not a single cop about. Dont think this fellow will be returning to the land of smiles anytime soon...real sad to see stuff like this going down.

[NicFrenchy]

...within 5 seconds, there was a Thai guy in his face and he beat the pulp out of this guy..opened up his face pretty bad, real real ugly...regardless of what had happened, no reason for this to continue...what was sad is that absolutely nobody jumped in and tried to restrain the Thai guy. I'm pretty big and the Thai guy was small, i thought about trying to just hold him and say jai yen yen, but realized i'd probably be jumped by the tuk tuk drivers and others who were all looking on...this went on for a good 3-4 minutes, the gal from the bar even returned with a chair, which she was readying to hit the guy in the head with, although he was bloodied and battered enough by this point that it finally stopped...strangely, right out in front of Nana BTS and not a single cop about. Dont think this fellow will be returning to the land of smiles anytime soon...real sad to see stuff like this going down.

Yep, and to think some idiot Farangs worship these sons of bitches to the point of wanting to be "accepted" because they Wai and talk the lingo... fuck that. No matter how hard one tries to "blend in" (no really sure why people would want to but...) it will be impossible. You are and ALWAYS will be "the Farang", that's it.

Be smart about it, be proud of your roots, come here, live a good life, get some money, fuck the honeys and that's it. Don't be stupid enough to get mixed with a chick and make her a turd (baby). One day or another, you will regret it.

Anyhow, TIT. Where is OTH? damn he would have loved to answer this post.

[Oldian]

don't know if anyone caught the incident last night right next to the Nana BTS station at soi 7...i was strolling onto soi 7 when i witnessed a farang and a Thai gal yelling loudly at each other...she was screaming something about you have to pay...i assumed he had barfined her and they were having a spat. I later got her end of the story, but she runs the bar with 3-4 tables out on the corner of soi 7...claimed this guy ordered a mixed drink, then said that she hadn't made it with vodka as he wanted...he decided not to pay (at least this is her story)..at any rate, they yelled, it escalated a bit, and she shoved at him and he tried to slap back at her...within 5 seconds, there was a Thai guy in his face and he beat the pulp out of this guy..opened up his face pretty bad, real real ugly...regardless of what had happened, no reason for this to continue...what was sad is that absolutely nobody jumped in and tried to restrain the Thai guy. I'm pretty big and the Thai guy was small, i thought about trying to just hold him and say jai yen yen, but realized i'd probably be jumped by the tuk tuk drivers and others who were all looking on...this went on for a good 3-4 minutes, the gal from the bar even returned with a chair, which she was readying to hit the guy in the head with, although he was bloodied and battered enough by this point that it finally stopped...strangely, right out in front of Nana BTS and not a single cop about. Dont think this fellow will be returning to the land of smiles anytime soon...real sad to see stuff like this going down.

[NicFrenchy]

Can anyone recommend a bar or MP that has the bustiest girls in Bangkok? Or a single girl? I don't care if they are bolted or not. Slim and stacked is best but may compromise if she's top heavy. I'll be there in March and want to start dreaming...Much obliged, fellow mongers! Happy Travels!

Well, let's just see here..... despite what people think, there are quite a fair amount of Chesty prostitutes in Bangkok and I happen to know a few:

JOJO: Sukhumvit soi 22, Lavender Massage (face not the greatest, good BBBJ)
RIN: Sukhumvit soi 22, Hana Massage (older, balls massage expert)
DA: Suzie Wong (Soi Cowboy, that was last year though)
YOYO: Shebas (Soi Cowboy)
PANG: Rainbow4 (NEP)
LINDA: Sukhumvit soi 24/1, Angel massage
MAM: Sukhumvit soi 24/1, Angel massage
MAX: Sukhumvit soi 24/1, Angel massage
MONA: Sukhumvit soi 24/1, Angel massage
AOY: Sukhumvit soi 33, The Office Bar (not sure if still there)
ROD: Long Gunn (Soi Cowboy)
NUT: Sukhumvit soi 31, Orchid Massage
AM: Sukhumvit soi 31, Orchid Massage
NANCY: Sukhumvit soi 31, Orchid Massage
MIKA: Sukhumvit soi 33, Akane Massage

[Csun213]

Although he's on the wild side, Tansk is a real prince. He's very helpful to other ISG members.
Canyon

I just never expected anyone to go through so much trouble to help someone who he never met. I am sure that he probably help out other guys here but they just did not thank him publicly.

[Canyon]

I just want to give a big thanks to Tansak KTV.

Although he's on the wild side, Tansk is a real prince. He's very helpful to other ISG members.
Canyon

[Sonic Bam]

a cluster of Isaan girls around a guy with a big nose......

You sure that wasn't the man himself?