Bangkok Reports

[Nyezhov]

800 gogo girls in 2 bars. No fire safety codes at the bars?

I would estimate that Billboard had 50 girls on Sat night at about 11:30, not counting the bathtub gang. Loads of heavily tattooed blondes, one of whom to my eye was clearly a post op.

Note to Newbies: Thai girls aren't 5'9" with a Kardashian VW Beetle ass. Investigate further.

Thanks Nyezhov.

Did you mean Soi 8 not Soi 12 for Lolitas and Kasalong?

Then down Soi 6 and up Soi 4 to NEP?

Or where you trying to get the newbies lost? LOL.

Well other than the Soi 12 error, clearly caused by exhaustion and some fab Satans Lettuce (Gorilla Nuts, Hybrid) from my local, I thought I had given the correct description and their arent any street signs, so lets take your description and make a mini map, Viz, the short tour:

The Short Tour.

Start at Thermae (Soi 15).

Walk down (away from T21) Sukhumvit. Ie, pitch a right after leaving Thermae. South East for you compass dudes.

Pass lustful "females", majority are ladyboys.

Stop at Margarita Storm Soi 13 for a San Diego Burrito. Yum.

There are tons of Africans on that corner. My canned response is: No, motherfucker, I am an American and don't need your help for anything.

Locate the escalator outside the Hyatt. Take it up. There is no down.

Cross on Bridge, walk down first stairs, don't continue on Bridge.

You are now on the even number side of Suk. Facing the wrong way. Turn around. Head the same way you were going.

Take a left down SOI 8, a street that was misidentified by some stoned pedantic dickhead as Soi 12.

Pass a Sub Soi on the right, then when you come to the next sub Soi, maybe 100 meters make a right.

Lolitas is on the left, 50 yards in. Hold down your gorge and keep going. 10 yards past, the Soi opens up into a little passage. The cats are usually friendly, at least to me.

Take the passage and Kasalong is on your left. Chances are that you won't find a mouth attractive enough to fill with your manjuice.

You are now in sort of an open square. Straight down the road is Soi 6. You want to head that way, its the only way to go.

Don't make your first right. Or left. Straight. Forward. In the distance, you will see the revels and flames of Hell, and begin you hear the yammering of the damned.

2 minutes. You are now on Soi 4, Soi Nana, the Pit, the Circus, on the list of the 10 most strange places in the known universe. Go RIGHT on the corner of Soi 6 and Soi 4.

African hookers will be right there 10 yards from the corner.

Across the street Meaning across the street, more Freelancers, ladyboys and etc. If you are nervous, you may want to cross to this side of the street.

Because 100 meters down the road is an alley next to the sleaziest 7-11 in the known universe which is replete with aggressive ladyboys. Even an African one or two.

Nana plaza is about 150 yards past, on the right. The Nana burgers across the street are tasty. Hooters faces Nana Plaza.

How's that?

She quoted mec 3500 from TF mate.

I don't need to RTFF, I live here and many girls quote 3 k ST. I've been on this forum 17 years. I put up pictures and provide members via msg with detailed contacts.

You! At #ZT arrogant, ignorant douche.

YMMV.

Well perhaps you should RTFF to see how this is a community where folks get along, even though they might be butt hurt because their fav hooker gives it up cheaper to someone else.

555, thanks for the report dude, delivered in your usual humorous tongue-in-cheek style! Useful as I'll be there in two weeks. Just a few random comments / thoughts:

* All airline food sucks? Not if you fly Emirates biz class! Added bonus is chilling in the upstairs onboard lounge on their A380's! Not cheap tho.

* Thermae: I've had my share of take-outs over the past 40 years or so. And they were mostly meh, very transactional. The only memorable one was a SYT I bumped into on the sidewalk as I left the joint and she was about to enter. But if you spotted so many "new" and doable ones, I might go down to say Hi to The Boss, have a JW soda, and do a lap or two around to check out the current talent!

* Chinese mongers: Sigh, how I wish it were lockdown again. Frightening news flash: "Prime Minister Srettha Thavisin announced last week that Thailand would waive tourist visa requirements for nationals of China and Kazakhstan from Sept. 25 to Feb. 29,2024. The government hopes the policy will boost foreign visitor numbers to 30 million this year, including 5 million Chinese. ".

* Lolitas: pardon the nitpicking, it's down Soi 8.

* BJ spots: Back in the day, I would sometimes frequent Lolitas and Kasalong; the former was very convenient for an early morning farewell BJ before going to the airport. These days, the only BJ joint I hit is 7-Heaven on Soi 33. Girls are non-vomit inducing, service is generally good, and worth the 1,300 baht. I like it for a just-got-into-town stress reliever. After a visit to my favorite weed shop!

Emirates: Most of my incoming and outgoing is via the West Coast. As to business class, I'm on my 6th trip this year, that cuts into the budget. And I've been flying Korean, there is no Micchelin starred Kimchi.

Thermae: The Boss is usually there 2 or 3 x per week. BTW, the food is pretty good there. Ask the Staff to clear you a spot to eat.

Chinese Mongers: Nuff said.

Soi 8: Fixed.

BJ Bars: I agree with you about 7 Heaven. But its too far away to be included on the Short tour.

Nana etc: I never go to Cowboy and Patpong. Nana area is great for people watching and I love that. I can sit on the steps of the Ruamchitt for hours and watch the fun. But I'm only down there if I have a reason to be downtown, its half an hour to 45 mins for me by car or transit.

[TConor]

No alcohol sold Sunday, October 29 so everything closed.

The Phansa retreat period is sometimes referred to as 'Buddhist Lent' and ends with Awk Phansa (usually in October). Know where you are, respect the country's culture.

[Banana Boi]

I braved the heavy rain today and ventured out to Soi Cowboy.

But such a bummer, everything closed and the whole alley was dark and deserted.

Is the neighborhood closed on Sundays??

No alcohol sold Sunday, October 29 so everything closed.

[Nyezhov]

I braved the heavy rain today and ventured out to Soi Cowboy.

But such a bummer, everything closed and the whole alley was dark and deserted.

Is the neighborhood closed on Sundays??

Buddhist holiday.

[DragonGiovanni]

I believe it's a buddhist holiday.

[DogLife]

I braved the heavy rain today and ventured out to Soi Cowboy.

But such a bummer, everything closed and the whole alley was dark and deserted.

Is the neighborhood closed on Sundays??

[Llantarnam]

Also the prices seem to have gone back down to the average 3,500-,4,000 for 2 hrs.

But still plenty of chancers asking for 6 - 7 k.

[Bigstud]

Not for me it wasn't.

So here is your report from the ground, last night, a mere 24 hours after another flight from hell from the States. Note to travelers: The food sucks on Asiana. Oh wait, the food sucks on all airlines. OK, Asiana sucks worse.

Thermae was packed with all sorts of hot girls. Packed. 80% plus were doable, something for everyone. It was loaded with Chinese too. And, beyond that, they were yokels. I had a few girls laughing their asses off because this fat old man was calling the Chinese dudes Khun Bannok. Seriously, I bet some never saw a flush toilet before. And a note to my Chinese friends, getting drunk and horseplaying loudly is so Thailand 1980's, I never even saw Brits act like that. My word guys, smoke some weed, the Thai girls don't like you or respect you so why act like drunken louts.

There were some newbie Westerners there so I gave them the rundown. One guy kept saying "I can't beleive how many beautiful girls there are here".

ID say 90% of the girls were "new", that is, I had never seen them before and I was only gone a month. I just watched the scene, took some numbers and chilled. For those of you who are Thermae experienced, it was nice to see the Boss there, he even stood at the bar direction spot for a while. He says he is OK, but I think he is having some health problems. Super nice guy, as are all the other staff, for those of you who don't know, most of them speak English fairly well.

The price at Thermae is 2500ST. RTFF.

Next stop, Nana via BJ spots. Walked down Suk (nothing noteworthy, saw the usual girls and ladyboys), crossed at the Hotel escalator, down Soi 12 to Lolitas, flee in terror, cross over to Kasalong, throw up in my throat, walk down to Nana, dodge Africans and ladyboys and hiot the GoGos. Went into Twisters, meh. Crossed over to Bunny's, schmoozed with the Mamasan, nothing stuck my eye, went up to Rainbow 5 (the first one you come to from escalator), tipped my usual servers, ladydrinked a hottie, she was so new she didn't know what to charge, she talked to someone and said 4 k. I took her Line info for later. Then I went upstairs to Billboard where I spied a few. Unfortunately, the Chinese were at it again, some dudes were distracting every girl in the place by tossing 20's in the air, lots of screaming and scrambling. What a player, lets toss out. 75 cent pieces. Get tossed out of Vegas for that, where I come from, real men toss 100's.

I left right before midnight as everything was closing early. I was going to grab one of those cheap, yet tasty Nana burgers near the weed shop across the street, so I stood in the parking lot and took a few wacks off my hitter. All of a sudden, a babe who I used to smash at Thermae charged at me and virtually tackled me. I hadn't seen her in Thermae for a month or so before I left and she said she didn't go there anymore because no customers so she was broke and decided to come to the street outside Nana. And it was her first time there, since she didn't even know where the ST hotel was LOL. One of the other girls directed her. Great time.

There is your report. I took the time to write it, so show some respect for those of us who give you on the ground intelligence by Reading the Fucking Forum before asking questions.

555, thanks for the report dude, delivered in your usual humorous tongue-in-cheek style! Useful as I'll be there in two weeks. Just a few random comments / thoughts:

* All airline food sucks? Not if you fly Emirates biz class! Added bonus is chilling in the upstairs onboard lounge on their A380's! Not cheap tho.

* Thermae: I've had my share of take-outs over the past 40 years or so. And they were mostly meh, very transactional. The only memorable one was a SYT I bumped into on the sidewalk as I left the joint and she was about to enter. But if you spotted so many "new" and doable ones, I might go down to say Hi to The Boss, have a JW soda, and do a lap or two around to check out the current talent!

* Chinese mongers: Sigh, how I wish it were lockdown again. Frightening news flash: "Prime Minister Srettha Thavisin announced last week that Thailand would waive tourist visa requirements for nationals of China and Kazakhstan from Sept. 25 to Feb. 29,2024. The government hopes the policy will boost foreign visitor numbers to 30 million this year, including 5 million Chinese. ".

* Lolitas: pardon the nitpicking, it's down Soi 8.

* BJ spots: Back in the day, I would sometimes frequent Lolitas and Kasalong; the former was very convenient for an early morning farewell BJ before going to the airport. These days, the only BJ joint I hit is 7-Heaven on Soi 33. Girls are non-vomit inducing, service is generally good, and worth the 1,300 baht. I like it for a just-got-into-town stress reliever. After a visit to my favorite weed shop!

* Nana, Cowboy, Patpong: I used to visit the Big 3 and have barfined many a lass over the years. But now, never again! Just too much hustle and hassle, and many bargirls are -- for lack of a better word -- fuglies! Must be getting old and lazy, but nowadays I much prefer good nuru / massage joints as well as escorts in the comfort of my hotel / condo -- with a nice bottle of wine and something smokable to get into the mood!

Anyhoo, thanks again for the great gonzo-style monger journalism, and look forward to your future reports!

[Belvaros]

She quoted mec 3500 from TF mate.

I don't need to RTFF, I live here and many girls quote 3 k ST. I've been on this forum 17 years. I put up pictures and provide members via msg with detailed contacts.

You! At #ZT arrogant, ignorant douche.

YMMV.

Not for me it wasn't.



So here is your report from the ground, last night, a mere 24 hours after another flight from hell from the States. Note to travelers: The food sucks on Asiana. Oh wait, the food sucks on all airlines. OK, Asiana sucks worse.

Thermae was packed with all sorts of hot girls. Packed. 80% plus were doable, something for everyone. It was loaded with Chinese too. And, beyond that, they were yokels. I had a few girls laughing their asses off because this fat old man was calling the Chinese dudes Khun Bannok. Seriously, I bet some never saw a flush toilet before. And a note to my Chinese friends, getting drunk and horseplaying loudly is so Thailand 1980's, I never even saw Brits act like that. My word guys, smoke some weed, the Thai girls don't like you or respect you so why act like drunken louts.

There were some newbie Westerners there so I gave them the rundown. One guy kept saying "I can't beleive how many beautiful girls there are here".

ID say 90% of the girls were "new", that is, I had never seen them before and I was only gone a month. I just watched the scene, took some numbers and chilled. For those of you who are Thermae experienced, it was nice to see the Boss there, he even stood at the bar direction spot for a while. He says he is OK, but I think he is having some health problems. Super nice guy, as are all the other staff, for those of you who don't know, most of them speak English fairly well.

The price at Thermae is 2500ST. RTFF.

Next stop, Nana via BJ spots. Walked down Suk (nothing noteworthy, saw the usual girls and ladyboys), crossed at the Hotel escalator, down Soi 12 to Lolitas, flee in terror, cross over to Kasalong, throw up in my throat, walk down to Nana, dodge Africans and ladyboys and hiot the GoGos. Went into Twisters, meh. Crossed over to Bunny's, schmoozed with the Mamasan, nothing stuck my eye, went up to Rainbow 5 (the first one you come to from escalator), tipped my usual servers, ladydrinked a hottie, she was so new she didn't know what to charge, she talked to someone and said 4 k. I took her Line info for later. Then I went upstairs to Billboard where I spied a few. Unfortunately, the Chinese were at it again, some dudes were distracting every girl in the place by tossing 20's in the air, lots of screaming and scrambling. What a player, lets toss out. 75 cent pieces. Get tossed out of Vegas for that, where I come from, real men toss 100's.

I left right before midnight as everything was closing early. I was going to grab one of those cheap, yet tasty Nana burgers near the weed shop across the street, so I stood in the parking lot and took a few wacks off my hitter. All of a sudden, a babe who I used to smash at Thermae charged at me and virtually tackled me. I hadn't seen her in Thermae for a month or so before I left and she said she didn't go there anymore because no customers so she was broke and decided to come to the street outside Nana. And it was her first time there, since she didn't even know where the ST hotel was LOL. One of the other girls directed her. Great time.

There is your report. I took the time to write it, so show some respect for those of us who give you on the ground intelligence by Reading the Fucking Forum before asking questions.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Not for me it wasn't.

So here is your report from the ground, last night, a mere 24 hours after another flight from hell from the States. Note to travelers: The food sucks on Asiana. Oh wait, the food sucks on all airlines. OK, Asiana sucks worse.

Thermae was packed with all sorts of hot girls. Packed. 80% plus were doable, something for everyone. It was loaded with Chinese too. And, beyond that, they were yokels. I had a few girls laughing their asses off because this fat old man was calling the Chinese dudes Khun Bannok. Seriously, I bet some never saw a flush toilet before. And a note to my Chinese friends, getting drunk and horseplaying loudly is so Thailand 1980's, I never even saw Brits act like that. My word guys, smoke some weed, the Thai girls don't like you or respect you so why act like drunken louts.

There were some newbie Westerners there so I gave them the rundown. One guy kept saying "I can't beleive how many beautiful girls there are here".

ID say 90% of the girls were "new", that is, I had never seen them before and I was only gone a month. I just watched the scene, took some numbers and chilled. For those of you who are Thermae experienced, it was nice to see the Boss there, he even stood at the bar direction spot for a while. He says he is OK, but I think he is having some health problems. Super nice guy, as are all the other staff, for those of you who don't know, most of them speak English fairly well.

The price at Thermae is 2500ST. RTFF.

Next stop, Nana via BJ spots. Walked down Suk (nothing noteworthy, saw the usual girls and ladyboys), crossed at the Hotel escalator, down Soi 12 to Lolitas, flee in terror, cross over to Kasalong, throw up in my throat, walk down to Nana, dodge Africans and ladyboys and hiot the GoGos. Went into Twisters, meh. Crossed over to Bunny's, schmoozed with the Mamasan, nothing stuck my eye, went up to Rainbow 5 (the first one you come to from escalator), tipped my usual servers, ladydrinked a hottie, she was so new she didn't know what to charge, she talked to someone and said 4 k. I took her Line info for later. Then I went upstairs to Billboard where I spied a few. Unfortunately, the Chinese were at it again, some dudes were distracting every girl in the place by tossing 20's in the air, lots of screaming and scrambling. What a player, lets toss out. 75 cent pieces. Get tossed out of Vegas for that, where I come from, real men toss 100's.

I left right before midnight as everything was closing early. I was going to grab one of those cheap, yet tasty Nana burgers near the weed shop across the street, so I stood in the parking lot and took a few wacks off my hitter. All of a sudden, a babe who I used to smash at Thermae charged at me and virtually tackled me. I hadn't seen her in Thermae for a month or so before I left and she said she didn't go there anymore because no customers so she was broke and decided to come to the street outside Nana. And it was her first time there, since she didn't even know where the ST hotel was LOL. One of the other girls directed her. Great time.

There is your report. I took the time to write it, so show some respect for those of us who give you on the ground intelligence by Reading the Fucking Forum before asking questions.

Thanks Nyezhov.

Did you mean Soi 8 not Soi 12 for Lolitas and Kasalong?

Then down Soi 6 and up Soi 4 to NEP?

Or where you trying to get the newbies lost? LOL.

[Banana Boi]

Rainbow is the biggest bar, had about 500 girls; Billboard had about 300 with 2 dozen showing natural boobs in a dry bath tub.

800 gogo girls in 2 bars. No fire safety codes at the bars?

[LR123]

See enough ads, ya just got to try it. Popped in, got the line up. No one really incredibly good looking, but not bad, and fuck it, it's just a hummer for 800 baht. Picked a girl, upstairs we went. They have this funky little wash basin you straddle and get washed up. Little tiny towel to put your ass on, and then she just starts going to town. "30 minutes" purchased, but to be honest, I was getting bored after 10, so got it done, got washed up and out. Wouldn't return, so many other more appealing options.

[Nyezhov]

This one. I've forgotten her name, I call her Harriet, she is attactive but her std now is 3500 for 2 hours.

Not for me it wasn't.

So here is your report from the ground, last night, a mere 24 hours after another flight from hell from the States. Note to travelers: The food sucks on Asiana. Oh wait, the food sucks on all airlines. OK, Asiana sucks worse.

Thermae was packed with all sorts of hot girls. Packed. 80% plus were doable, something for everyone. It was loaded with Chinese too. And, beyond that, they were yokels. I had a few girls laughing their asses off because this fat old man was calling the Chinese dudes Khun Bannok. Seriously, I bet some never saw a flush toilet before. And a note to my Chinese friends, getting drunk and horseplaying loudly is so Thailand 1980's, I never even saw Brits act like that. My word guys, smoke some weed, the Thai girls don't like you or respect you so why act like drunken louts.

There were some newbie Westerners there so I gave them the rundown. One guy kept saying "I can't beleive how many beautiful girls there are here".

ID say 90% of the girls were "new", that is, I had never seen them before and I was only gone a month. I just watched the scene, took some numbers and chilled. For those of you who are Thermae experienced, it was nice to see the Boss there, he even stood at the bar direction spot for a while. He says he is OK, but I think he is having some health problems. Super nice guy, as are all the other staff, for those of you who don't know, most of them speak English fairly well.

The price at Thermae is 2500ST. RTFF.

Next stop, Nana via BJ spots. Walked down Suk (nothing noteworthy, saw the usual girls and ladyboys), crossed at the Hotel escalator, down Soi 12 to Lolitas, flee in terror, cross over to Kasalong, throw up in my throat, walk down to Nana, dodge Africans and ladyboys and hiot the GoGos. Went into Twisters, meh. Crossed over to Bunny's, schmoozed with the Mamasan, nothing stuck my eye, went up to Rainbow 5 (the first one you come to from escalator), tipped my usual servers, ladydrinked a hottie, she was so new she didn't know what to charge, she talked to someone and said 4 k. I took her Line info for later. Then I went upstairs to Billboard where I spied a few. Unfortunately, the Chinese were at it again, some dudes were distracting every girl in the place by tossing 20's in the air, lots of screaming and scrambling. What a player, lets toss out. 75 cent pieces. Get tossed out of Vegas for that, where I come from, real men toss 100's.

I left right before midnight as everything was closing early. I was going to grab one of those cheap, yet tasty Nana burgers near the weed shop across the street, so I stood in the parking lot and took a few wacks off my hitter. All of a sudden, a babe who I used to smash at Thermae charged at me and virtually tackled me. I hadn't seen her in Thermae for a month or so before I left and she said she didn't go there anymore because no customers so she was broke and decided to come to the street outside Nana. And it was her first time there, since she didn't even know where the ST hotel was LOL. One of the other girls directed her. Great time.

There is your report. I took the time to write it, so show some respect for those of us who give you on the ground intelligence by Reading the Fucking Forum before asking questions.

[Achmmc]

Recently I was treated like an Indian in Pattaya.

One drink and I was Booted before my usual 30 minutes.

It did not feel Pleasent. Hahaha.

Lmao, you were properly treated like a cheap Charlie, pushing anything like 20 -30 minutes on the first drink is really pushing it for me. Self respect alone would have me gone by then if I was not enjoying myself. I mean we are talking $5 usd or less beer. If I was and wanted lo stay but not drink ID buy a lady a drink. That has little or nothing to do with your being Indian. When I know I up against a stereotype I take measures to mitigate it.

[Raj Patela]

About 50% Tijuana bar girls and escorts will shove their dead-fish pussies in your face. No amount of washing will get rid of the disgusting odors, which ooze out from deep inside when the girls are aroused.

OTOH Couple Thai girls I bagged all smelled good, felt good, skin soft and smooth like satin, gentle, polite, passionate in bed, wanted sex as much as I did. Sessions were full DFK, kiss, lick, poke, rub, squeeze. Girls were purring with the foreplays, hang on tight and made me keep pumping until they popped hehe.

Bar girls in Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy bars will want 3000-4000 for ST plus 700 to 1000 bar fine. Lots of pretty girls are on the streets touting or in bikinis on the carousels showing skin. Rainbow is the biggest bar, had about 500 girls; Billboard had about 300 with 2 dozen showing natural boobs in a dry bath tub.

Bangkok is nice, clean, green with trucks sweeping and washing streets even on the outskirts Thai general population is nice, happy, honest, polite, patient, respectful, really smile with their hearts.

Food is delish and cheap everywhere. $10 AYCE AYCD Best Beef Korean BBQ off Sukhumvit. The Ahi sashimi with sweet, sour, spicy sauce was so good, I had 2 servings on top of all cuts of beef and other seafood on the grill.

Rainbow had 500 grils. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Really. Really really?