Bangkok Reports

[Smoothy]

There was good talent in Thermae and not a lot of punters. Girls are wacking the Asians for 5 k a pop and the pay so the next time a termae girl refuses you you know why.

5 K? Seriously? Is that the normal going rate at Thermae now?

[Nyezhov]

Hi all, I am headed to Bangkok in a week or two and am just wondering if anyone can give an update on the scene?

I like Crazy House, Kasalong, and the occasional Nana Park FL. I saw a really nice young one on my way back from Kasalong in January. She was standing a ways down close to the Family Mart by Hillary's. Boy was she ever cute. She wanted 1500 baht but I was just too shagged out.

I don't expect to make it to Pattaya this time but if do I'd like to return to Telephone Bar. Any news? What about Beach Road? And if I do go which inexpensive GF hotel should I stay in this time, close to Becah Road and Walking street. Any suggestions much appreciated.

Cheers!

As of last night, March 20:

Its getting hot.

There was good talent in Thermae and not a lot of punters. Girls are wacking the Asians for 5 k a pop and the pay so the next time a termae girl refuses you you know why.

The Nana FLs were poor.

The Lip Service girls at Kasalong, L*s, Wood Bar, chrome and magic table were hideous.

Can't help you with GoGos.

Great Burrito at Margarita Madness. First time I ever walked in there and I was impressed.

My recent technique at term a has-been to just chat with a girl I think is hot, and then tell her good night. Then I'll see her in a couple of days when I go back, and chat with her again. After about 3 weeks, they're grabbing me.

You visitors to Bangkok upcoming have a good time, like I said, it's getting nasty hot. I'm out of here soon for my summer break. Only a mad dog or an Englishman goes to Thailand in the summer.

[Roaming Viking]

I forgot. Last time I went to All Stars for the first time and had a god time with Tatar. I was hoping to meet Nancy or May. They were not around and Nancy sure looks cute on her picture. Any news on either of these girls?

Thanks.

[Roaming Viking]

Hi all, I am headed to Bangkok in a week or two and am just wondering if anyone can give an update on the scene?

I like Crazy House, Kasalong, and the occasional Nana Park FL. I saw a really nice young one on my way back from Kasalong in January. She was standing a ways down close to the Family Mart by Hillary's. Boy was she ever cute. She wanted 1500 baht but I was just too shagged out.

I don't expect to make it to Pattaya this time but if do I'd like to return to Telephone Bar. Any news? What about Beach Road? And if I do go which inexpensive GF hotel should I stay in this time, close to Becah Road and Walking street. Any suggestions much appreciated.

Cheers!

[Captain Solo]

While waiting for a flight out of Bangkok's Suvarnabhumi airport, got talking to a bro who works for a mining company near Perth, Australia.

He spends lots of time on company business in Bangkok, sharing an apartment on the West side of the Chao Phraya with a Nana Plaza girl, paying about $200 a month, which also includes sex and homemade meals. It's an excellent deal considering he would have to pay close to $2,000 for rent alone in Perth with a wife and no sex, no meals hehe. He gave up a permanent home in Perth and lives in a hotel for the few weeks he had to come home. He said regional airfares are so cheap he can go back and forth without spending too much on transportation, and actually spend less on living expenses.

Young Thai girls in Bangkok are now much better-looking than I remember only a few years back. Would be very nice to set up household with a hot girl if you can put up with the heat, humidity, noise, dust and pollution in the city. Perhaps sponsoring a hot student and help her get education and embark on a professional career?

If the bro reads ISG, would like to connect for the next meeting in Nana Plaza.

[PrateekKhanna]

Yes, sure bro! Posted now.

Thanks.

Prateek, you post a link on the Links to Reports of Distinction if you like someone's review.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...of-Distinction

[Gargano19]

Basically two things happened here.

1. Last time you did not tried many things (I guess, can't remember from prev FR) like "donkey", BBBJ etc. So this time you were destined to be surprised and disappointed.

2. Her physical appearance turned off your mood. Happened a quite a few time with me too.

There are few things less appealing than having a working girl sucking on a piece of rubber, stopping every once in a while to wipe the taste of the rubber off their tongue with the towel.

It's not possible for me to agree more. Just couple of nights back, the girl I recently wrote FR of, did the same thing. Except she atleast did bareback. But still stopping every 1 minute was annoying.

Overall, a again kudos for effort put in the report. Also, happy for you that ended your last night on high note.

[Kumbu]

Reality sucks, no? Fantasy is so much easier to live in than reality, at least for the 99% of us. There is so much more appealing about fantasy than reality. And prime amongst those things is that fantasy doesn't suck. The previous night, unwittingly, I had been the victim of my own fantasizing. I had "connected" with a gorgeous Thermae girl. I thought that the honesty that she was sharing with me somehow gave me a unique insight into this girl. That she was different. But on this second night, where I chose to repeat with her, I discovered that yes, she is different, but also same-same. Truer words have never been said, and there's a reason why that exact phrase has been on T-shirts in Thailand for more than 3 decades now.

Preamble

So let me set the scene. It was my last day in LOS. It was 9 am, and I needed to plan things out. I departed BKK at 7 am the next morning. This means a check out of around 4 am, so that gives me a full night, pretty much. The night before I had had an encounter with a super gorgeous lady from Thermae by the name of Naan. She stole my heart, and I so wanted another lick of that ice cream before I left this delightful spot on Earth. So I Lined her, asking for a repeat. She did not respond until noon, and she asked what time. I said 8 pm. My thought was that I could hit her again, and then do NEP or Mixx for a two-for for the night. Ambitious for this aging Kumbu, who usually is a one-pop per day kind of guy. But this being my last night and all, I figured I could handle it.

She agreed, and so I went shopping. Had fun on the town, rubbing shoulders with the affluent in Siam Paragon, and the backpackers in MBK. Man, that's exhausting business. Anyway, long story short, I was ready to rumble at 8 pm sharp. She Lined me saying she'll be a few minutes late. And she asked if I wanted ST or LT. The night before she had told me that she doesn't do LT because she needs to get home to her kid. But for her, LT is 8000 baht. OOooh, I had a good chuckle about that. So I said ST, for sure. She asked if I was sure, and I said oh yeah, baby, definitely sure.

Then a few minutes after that, she Lined me again saying 8:45, sorry kaa, etc. Just then, I get a buzz on Line from Pattii. . . The big-breasted girl from several nights earlier, asking if I was interested in a quickie, should she come to my hotel? Hmm. . . I was very tempted. . . But no, I turned her down. I wanted more of the gorgeous Naan. And as I was finishing up rejecting Pattii, Naan finally arrives, and she's looking like a bowl of fruit, with some fresh yogurt on top. Never mind that I am lactose intolerant. She's wearing a peach colored skin-tight blouse with white pants and stacked high heels. The heels and loose fitting pants highlight the ass that we all experienced in the previous post, and her blouse highlights the size and heft of her boobs. Here's where I realize that I never actually got into her boobs the night before; that is something we shall have to rectify.

Warming Up

I welcome her into the room, we hug and kiss, then the chattering begins. The chatting was more of the same: fluent, easy, natural, and very comfortable. I won't bore you with those details. But 45 minutes later, she finally goes in for the shower. Remember, the night before, the lights had been out totally, so I didn't really see her body in full form. I had given her a massage with the lights on, so I had seen her backside, but not so much her front side, and not her whole figure in the full light.

She came out of the shower with her towel on, and she looked super. I went in, and when I came out she was on the bed with her towel on. Before we began, she asks what I like. I said I like to touch, kiss and explore. I asked her what she likes, and she says donkey style. Ok then.

Every Star Eventually Dims

What follows was a series of steps down from the lofty plateau that we had reached the night before. Each one was like a shot to the gut for me. I so wanted her to succeed tonight: I was willing to tip very generously. But sadly, step after step, I became more and more disappointed. Some were physical disappointments, but others were more serious disappointments.

So I slowly remove the towel and take a peek at her boobs, and. . . Oh dear. What a disappointment. I had not even noticed this the night before, but they were scarred and stretch marked. I mean, she must have had large mammaries when she was breast feeding, because they were now like deflated balloons, and because of that, there was slight clumping of skin around the nipples and serious stretch marks. It wasn't terrible: I've seen (and sucked) far worse, but it was not in keeping with the perfection that I thought she embodied. That's not her fault, it's all my fault, but still, this was the first step down.

She commented about how she is sensitive about her nipples. I thought she meant she was ashamed, but she went on to explain that she does not like people sucking her nipples. Since she gave birth and breast fed her child, she feels that her boobs are an intimate part of her experience with her child. And to share that with strangers for money felt bad for her. I get that, but I think she's in the wrong line of work if that's the case. I mean seriously: what kind of WG says no boob sucking?! Step #2.

I looked over the rest of her body, this time in full light (as opposed to the previous night, when I had purposely switched off all the lights). What I saw was severely disappointing. Besides her aged boobs, her belly had the classic child bearing signature to it. It had ruffled skin with significant curdling around the belly. Now, I know this is something out side of the control of a woman. Having a child is not an easy thing, especially when done at a young age with few resources, and no support of any kind. It does damage to the body, and we really ought to have sympathy for women in this situation. All that is true, but in this particular case, when I am paying for the pleasure of her body, the quality of that body matters. And I'm sorry to say that the state of her front side was downright unacceptable. Her backside was an absolute wonder of nature, but her front side was a disaster. Step 3 . . . We're descending fast here. . .

Anyway, I had done DATY the night before, and she was not particularly up for it this time. Instead, to my great horror, she pulls out a bottle of lube. Ugh, I hate the sight of that! First, I hate the smell of lube, and I hate the fact that she's not willing to put in the time and effort to get wet. Step 4. But before that, she asks for a condom. I put on Mr Trojan, and she gets on all fours and starts sucking the trojan. Hmmm.

There are few things less appealing than having a working girl sucking on a piece of rubber, stopping every once in a while to wipe the taste of the rubber off their tongue with the towel. So little Kumbu was not coming out of his shell. He was as flaccid as a wet dish towel, despite her best efforts to reach him through the raincoat. Step 5, I think I am losing count here. . . She then dropped down and started licking my balls. At least there was that, right? The problem was that I had in mind the body-busting experience of Phammy from a few nights earlier, who had done a seriously good job at ball sucking. Well, no, more like ball electrocuting. So compared to that, this was kind of tepid. Nothing particularly earth shattering. And in fact, if you read the Phammy post you will see that her technique was so good that it drained blood from little Kumbu. But here, Naan was actually stimulating little Kumbu into a half erection. So in that sense it was working, but only because it was not as good as the other night.

But at least she was trying. She then pulls up, wipes her mouth again (yekh), and then pours a glob of lube onto the condom. She then mounts me and starts pumping. It felt like I had inserted my dick into a wanking machine. I mean, it was technically well done, but it felt very. . . Technical, mechanical, metronomic. She was pumping at a regular, well-rehearsed, perfectly-paced speed. It started slowly and every 30 seconds or so, she would up the pace. She was going through the gears, simple as that. Step. . . What was it again?

Once she hit top speed, she cruised for 60 seconds or so, then switched into reverse CG. Here, at least, she flared her right butt cheek to give me a direct glimpse into her butthole (which I remind you, was actually pretty damned perfect). I poked and rubbed it a little, then grabbed each of her butt cheeks and squeezed. . . Hard. . . Harder than I needed to. That's the bastard Kumbu coming out.

She tolerates my man-handling of her butt, and then switches into missionary. And here, I was getting nothing from her. I pumped for a good 5 minutes and I could feel little Kumbu losing power. There was remarkably little friction in her oversized pussy, and the smell of the lube was just turning my stomach. So I asked her to switch to "donkey". My thought was that I would just finish up and be done with things. I could then rest up and hit NEP later in the evening. I expected her to agree eagerly, since she had just told me that is her favorite position. But she said she would prefer to stay like this for a while. Hmm, okaaaay. . .

But as I pumped more, I was losing more and more of my erection. So I urged her to flip around, and she then did switch over. I climbed onto her and inserted, and for some reason, it was not working for me here either. I pumped, and pumped some more, and little Kumbu was not getting his mojo back. I looked down at her pert little butthole, and hoped that sight would raise little Kumbu from the dead. I rubbed it, poked it, rubbed some more. Nothing. I put my finger into her butthole and tried to feel the little crinkles. That ALWAYS works for me! But nothing. I grabbed both her butt cheeks as I fucked and tried lifting and dropping them. That feeling and sight is usually my go-to move to get little Kumbu up and ready to March. But the little fucker was fast asleep, interested only in a little nap. After a little bit, I got so flaccid that little Kumbu just slipped right out of her pussy, feeble and wet with lube. A pathetic end to a pathetic session.

"Why? What happen?

It isn't you (lie), it's me. Don't worry, it's all ok.

You see, it was very hard to put into words what was wrong. It's amazing how mental all of this is. The night before, I was in a different state of mind, and this girl was absolutely untouchable. Last night little Kumbu was in danger of rupturing a vein, but now, in a new frame of mind, with a few extra pieces of information, this girl was no longer untouchable, but now occupied a whole new territory in my estimation. I was totally not interested in her. Whatever switch had been flipped, she had gone from goddess to nothing in my mind. I think it was a combination of the errata on her front side, her lack of punctuality, her imposition of rules (no boob sucking, resistance to doggie), and that fucking lube. Such a turn off.

And then came the killer blow. As we lay there, me trying to understand what just happened, she says that earlier, on Line, she asked about whether I was interested in LT because she had to pawn her phone today in order to make rent. I looked at her, pointedly, unflinching. She said that she had traded her iPhone for a crappy Android phone so she could make rent. So she was hoping I would take her LT so she could get her iPhone back. She was obviously trying to lay this story off in a casual, nonchalant manner, but girlie, Meryl Streep you ain't. I could see through this acting job from a mile away.

This is what is called an upsell. She was selling a sob story here, right at the end of the event, hoping that I would spring for the extra money. It was such a rouse, an old story, an old hack to try to extract extra cash. She was calculating that this is my last night, so what do I have to lose? And we had had a great night the night before, so there's a decent chance I would go for it. But in my mind, this was just further evidence that despite all the trappings of a sophisticated, different girl, ultimately, she was just another girl trying to get the better of the hustle. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. It's exactly what she should be doing. But it reveals to me my own weakness: the desire and susceptibility to believe that you can connect with humans in a meaningful way in this business.

I know, I know, that's folly. But it's a natural instinct within me, and I can't shake it. And I can tell you that I will do this very same thing again and again and again. That's just how it will be for me.

I've had this con pulled on me dozens of times over the years. It is so fucking transparent; it has never worked on me, but it obviously works on some guys, which is why it keeps popping up again and again. So I urge her to beat it. She senses a sea change has occurred, so she hurries into the shower. I can see the concern and confusion on her face. The night before I had treated her like a princess, and she could see that something had changed, and that the game was over. When you're used to being the brightest star in the sky, it's not easy to become another brick in the wall.

I pay her the regular amount (3000), so I did not short change her or anything, since she did not really do anything wrong per se. After all, she can't control my state of mind. She did not deserve to be short changed, nor to be treated so curtly. I was never rude or mean to her, but I was not the same old carefree and easy going Kumbu. So she leaves, and as she does, she asks "Will I see you again?" I look at her, and her gorgeous eyes do nothing for me now. I know that is the last time I will see her, and I tell her "Good luck. ".

Such a shame, but better to know than to not know.

So I showered, rested for a while, wrote up a previous report for ISG, and then went out in search of an elixir that would sooth away this grumpiness. And just to warn you, what I found was wild, untethered-from-reality, and a really awesome end to a week in BKK. I look forward to sharing this experience with you all. It more than made up for the disappointment of Naan.

[Banana Boi]

Prateek, you post a link on the Links to Reports of Distinction if you like someone's review.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...of-Distinction

[PrateekKhanna]

Admin,

Please do some thing to this effect.

Amazing report and writing skills, Kumbu!

Thanks.

Sorry to interrupt the film critic's circle here, but may I offer here the first in a 3-part report on my last two days in glorious Bangkok. During these two days, I encounter Naat of Thermae, who charms me beyond words; so much so that I opt to see her again the next day, and on the second encounter I get a hard dose of reality. And to make up for that disappointment, I make out with a meth-fueled crazy-eyed girl from Billboard who rampages the blues right out of me.

This first part of the trilogy will pi*s some of you off. But I urge you to wait for the second part before responding with anger and insinuation. The reason for your anger will be clear: I make the age-old error of falling for a WG. And in the next post, I see the error of my ways. And in case you are wondering, this is the umpteenth time I have been through this exact cycle.

[Penguin69]

Sorry to interrupt the film critic's circle here, but may I offer here the first in a 3-part report on my last two days in glorious Bangkok. During these two days, I encounter Naat of Thermae, who charms me beyond words; so much so that I opt to see her again the next day, and on the second encounter I get a hard dose of reality. And to make up for that disappointment, I make out with a meth-fueled crazy-eyed girl from Billboard who rampages the blues right out of me.

This first part of the trilogy will pi*s some of you off. But I urge you to wait for the second part before responding with anger and insinuation. The reason for your anger will be clear: I make the age-old error of falling for a WG. And in the next post, I see the error of my ways. And in case you are wondering, this is the umpteenth time I have been through this exact cycle..

Looking forward to part 2.

Could've done without the Disgrace reference as I've seen only the film and the image of a pasty, tubby Malkovich is going to be hard to shake.

[Gargano19]

Last night I contacted one of my line girl, whom I met couple of weeks before and have already met twice. She's not very good at sex but gives somewhat passable GFE, like cuddling, tight hugging in mis, kissing neck etc etc. As this and title of post must have suggested already, last night I met her for third and last time. The encounter was nothing extra ordinary, especially as comparison to my last encounter with "TF gem", so I will try to keep this post short.

Called her in morning, asked if she's available. She was, and asked if I want to meet (read fuck). Don't know why she asked, otherwise why would I have messaged her. Anyways, arranged the meeting for 9 pm. She came around 9:15, which is not really a problem.

We talked little bit, although she can understand English quite well but her English vocabulary is very limited because of which she mixes some thai words in English. So chat was short and I wasn't into the talk this time. Went in shower together, and like last two time, she is fun in shower. In the end, she sat down on her knees and gave me 1-2 min blowjob.

Then we got into the bed and she started kissing my body. And let me be little confessional here. I don't have that good chemistry or rapport with her, as I had with many other regular contacts. The only reason we were meeting for the third time, because her fee is just 1 k. So, while she was kissing my body up-and-down, I asked her to do directly BBBJ. Her skills in this department are not too good. She surely won't be in my top 5, but neither in my worst 5. Which is good, because little Johnny is still recovering from previous encounter with the 'TF gem', when he almost cumed in 10 seconds. She did her best for 5 minutes but I was no way close to coming. Back to my former form.

After that we started doing reverse cowgirl, she was riding really fast which I don't like. Asked her to do slowly, while I enjoyed the view from behind. Then I sat up and fondled her small and soft boobs. After that we changed positions couple of times, nothing to shout about, I camed in standing doggy after 20 minutes. She was tired and little annoyed. But she got happy when I gave her 500 tip with her usual 1 k fee.

I am sharing her pics, she's 75% of what pics show. Skin is not as smooth as pics shows. Happy to share her line ID over DM to few, if interested. FCFS.

[Gargano19]

I showered first, then her, and afterwards we chatted for a little more before she left. I gave her 4000 baht, kissed her on the forehead, and bade her farewell. Count this as another win for the working girls of Thailand.

Working girls: 3241.

Kumbu: nil.

P.S. Before anyone asks me for her Line ID, let me say this: nope. Read part 2.

Kudos to writing this report. I know it takes a lot of effort in writing these FRs. Good job. I will be waiting for next 2 parts.

It reminds me of previous encounter with WG, which I wrote a FR about last time. And yes you feel the same thing.

And I'm pretty sure how it will end, but still excited to read.

[Chacal60]

Great FR. I've fallen for a few myself, and I think I know this ends. Wearing for parts II and III!

Sorry to interrupt the film critic's circle here, but may I offer here the first in a 3-part report on my last two days in glorious Bangkok. During these two days, I encounter Naat of Thermae, who charms me beyond words; so much so that I opt to see her again the next day, and on the second encounter I get a hard dose of reality. And to make up for that disappointment, I make out with a meth-fueled crazy-eyed girl from Billboard who rampages the blues right out of me.

This first part of the trilogy will pi*s some of you off. But I urge you to wait for the second part before responding with anger and insinuation. The reason for your anger will be clear: I make the age-old error of falling for a WG. And in the next post, I see the error of my ways. And in case you are wondering, this is the umpteenth time I have been through this exact cycle.

[Nyezhov]

The line up in Themae Friday Midnight not was not the best. Out of the whole bar there were one or two that almost met my standards. It was as usual jam packed with Asians. I again had to give some panting drooling pushy Chinese the old sharp voiced you in a hurry dude?

One of the ones I would do was an interesting looking blonde, almost looks mixed, but she is a sour puss and if they have a personality like a sidewalk, pass. Another was another blonde, but when I approached her she looked scared so I said Mai falang? She just nodded looking embarrassed so I gave her a smile, a mai pen rai and a bye.

There were some falangs in the place, pretty obnoxious by my book, walking the wrong way and being loud.

For those of you enjoying epic fiction: I have been in and out of Thermae all week too (normally its a once a week gig) and its been pretty lame. There are no stunners there, there are doable ones depending on your taste, but no chicks that I would put aside my tastes for.

So I went to Mixx and spend the rest of the night banging my Russian princess. There were some hot girls in Mixx last night.