Bangkok Reports

[Oidar]

My middle class friends cannot even conceive of spending less than 1, 000 except if they go to a border town for a Lao girl, and even there they only go to the 800 baht house or the 900 baht delivery service[/b]

Where exactly are your middle class friends in BANGKOK (this is the Bangkok forum) going? If you can not give some specific locations, then I say horseshit on everything you are saying.

[Wolvenvacht]

The way I see it. Thailand offers great cheap sexual pervesion and kinky girls etc. But perhaps lacks on looks depertments.

Have you actually ever been in Thailand?

It is my experience that Thai-ladies are quite conservative and are, generally, not at all "kinky" or into "perversions". They are great in the GFE department though and as for looks, that is of course a matter of taste.

[Opebo]

This cannot be correct, the mean / median income of Thais is much lower.

Afraid it is the way I described, Keeniu. Thais have money now, the bottom has fallen out of farang-lands, and working girls all over Thailand are positively raking it in on the Thai side of the biz. (The freelancers I deal with upcountry typically pull in around 20, 000 / month just working a few hours a day).

Working class Thais normally pay 500-800 baht for a 20 minute boom-boom, with some 300 baht options (the 'old lady houses'. Very old and unattractive ladies. 40 plus) still existing here and there. In 2000 baht places (ab-aum-nuats and kareokes) the girl clears typically half, and while most will refuse to visit you privately (they're already very busy and have large incomes) , a few will for about 1500 upcountry, more in Bangkok. Freelancer prices for Thais are typically 500 for the really unattractive ones. 1000 for reasonable lookers, and 1500-2000 for very pretty 'university'/Hi-so style girls. My middle class friends cannot even conceive of spending less than 1, 000 except if they go to a border town for a Lao girl, and even there they only go to the 800 baht house or the 900 baht delivery service.

Of course here I have only described the lower and middle end of the market. The wealthy Thais pay much much more than farang, but that's a fairly small market. The prices really are overall About the same, Keeniu, and perhaps the explanation is this. Thais are far pickier in terms of looks than farang, and are happy to monger only maybe once every couple of months. By contrast the farang visitors are here for two weeks of desperate two-or-three-per day boomsing, usually on a budget, before being condemned to going back to their hell-hole countries. So its a quantity-vs-quality situation.

Lastly I'd like to remind those who still feel inappropriately confident that they are somehow richer than Thais. You really aren't generally that much richer than the Thai middle class in their own country. Many of them make around $1000-2000 / month, which, while it doens't sound like that much, remember that they don't have to spend huge sums on plane tickets and hotels to go mongering. They just hop in the Altis or Civic and go round the way. Low overhead.

Good lord, I've tried editing this post about ten times now - look at it! What a mess! Why can't this forum allow you to put in paragraphs and so forth? It only allows a big mass of text.

[Super Cum 500]

The way I see it. Thailand offers great cheap sexual pervesion and kinky girls etc. But perhaps lacks on looks depertments.

Europe especially Germany / Spain big establishments you can find hot girls with decent service but the way I see it.

Europe for hot girls.

Thailand for great sex etc.

Off course thats a generilisation also

[Betong]

So while the generalizations may apply, keep them to a minimum.

Especially as Isaan itself is a big region and filled with variety. Taller, lighter "white Lao" girls from up along the river, shorter and darker ones from further inland, those nice voluptuous ethnic Cambodians from Surin and Buriram, smaller ethnic groups like the Suai (just to keep this on topic, anyone remember those two really nice Suai sisters who used to work at Safari?) , etc. The single most beautiful Thai woman I ever met was from Maha Sarakham and believe me, she didn't look anything like the Isaan cliche.

[Keeniu]

Actually SC500, your assumption is wrong - the Thais generally pay about the same amount as farang,

This cannot be correct, the mean / median income of Thais is much lower. The wage of a teacher or shop manager is not much. It may be a different story in the city. But don't claim Silicon Valley rents are typical of broader American rents. You look at the conditions and fines of working girls. Money is tight, and work hours hard and long. Those in the 'Bar' business take 50-60%+ of turnover. (paying off BIB is an overhead). So conclude the real working class have outlets and options not discussed on this board, like youth hanging out detached houses, or waved up steps into private houses. In 2000 bt establishments (big city) the girl typically clears 700-800bt. I'm sure blue collar Thais know a way to cut out the middlemen, and pay accordingly. A direct phone call and a ST hotel.

[Oldian]

How about a green or blue skinned Orion slave girl?

Slim

I recently managed to pull a Japanese karaoke girl who'd come to Sukhumvit after work for the first time. Theoretically, I was her first farang. When I pulled my member out she started laughing, and told me,"na rak jang loei, see khao maak maak" (it's so white and so cute!). I asked her if it was really that different from a Japanese cock and she looked at me and made a face and said "mai suay." The girls are just as color coordinated as we are!

[Nvslim]

Think I side with the farangs who like dark, brown, yellow, whatever skin colour, provided they are great in the bedroom!

How about a green or blue skinned Orion slave girl?

Slim

[The Pro]

as i said pro, i would love to find a place that has white skinned girls who performed like porn stars, but i have yet to find it.

truth be told i find that most gals here in los lack that dirty mind that we in the west crave. even some of the busiest working girls who have been with thousands of guys still don't really get the psychological aspect of sex with farangs. they sure get it with the japanese as the asian aspect of it is more familiar to them.

about the only place i partake is at the oilies where i can get close to a good looking girl with stellar performance. i agree with you; performance is key, but the longer i am here the more i want looks and performance. a hard row to hoe.

i have found a few with dirty minds, but that is in over 20 years, so yes, you are correct, it is limited in terms of numbers of girls with dirty minds.

it is why there is an ever increasing amount of ladyboys around, and customers going with ladyboys, hopefully we are allowed to mention the trend, the trend is in fact assisted by the lack of females with dirty minds. if you combine the very sexual minds of a man, with the looks of a girl. you end with having something that has similar sexual perversions as the customer. hence the trend for many many more customers using the services of the lb community.

just stand outside nana for 30 minutes and watch the stream of customers with lb's in tow.

but, the upside of that is of course more real girls for the rest of us to enjoy.

in my years in thailand i have met just 6 girls / women with extremely (being extreme not just plan dirty) dirty minds. and all of them married foreigners (eg they got snapped up pretty quick). i still do some of them, but the others are now living overseas.

as for white skinned girls i find most farang do not "get into them" its more that society and peer pressure makes them think that these white skinned girls are better. the whole set up of bangkok is to look down on dark skin and isaan. and its not strange to find farangs who spend a long time in bangkok eventually end up getting brainwashed by the system and people around them.

[Dr BJ]

As I said Pro, I would love to find a place that has white skinned girls who performed like porn stars, but I have yet to find it.

Truth be told I find that most gals here in LOS lack that dirty mind that we in the West crave. Even some of the busiest working girls who have been with thousands of guys still don't really get the psychological aspect of sex with farangs. They sure get it with the Japanese as the Asian aspect of it is more familiar to them.

About the only place I partake is at the oilies where I can get close to a good looking girl with stellar performance. I agree with you; Performance is key, but the longer I am here the more I want looks and performance. A hard row to hoe.

In my personal opinion I believe a majority, but certainly not all, of western men have a tendancy to be attracted to something which is different to what they are used to. For example the more dark skinned ladies are less common in Europe. My own preference is for a darker skin.

BJ

[Dr BJ]

sorry for the long post. i hope you will still find the facts you are looking for. english is not my mother tongue.

so, here i was again. the traffic of sukhumvit road taking my breath, sweat running down my back. carefully placing my feet along the walkway with its many pitfalls, signs and piles standing in my way.

why didn't i take the cab? i am the longtime guy. i enjoy the hunt as much as the deed. and today i was going to a new place. a short time place. so it makes sense to me to take my time to get there.

i walked along soi 23 just meters away from soi cowboy and memories of my last night came to my mind. bad memories. memories of me taking the wrong girl from long gun minutes before the go go was going to close. she was the girl who did the pussy tricks. not the best looking for sure and actually it turns me off every time to see them playing the darts and cigarette. so why did i choose her? she smiled at me. simple as that. funny that the girls, however professional they are, hardly use the simplest but most approved and most powerful flirt technique: the smile.

i ask her to accompany my long night and bar fine her 600 baht. in my room the old routine. her body appealed me more in the lights of the bar. but i am not too picky. my turn on is the response i get from the girl. and i get this response. teasing and kissing her sensitive areas, a bit finger play and her pussy juices start flowing. she has a good smell. a smell that makes man hot. i cannot resist, put her on her back and start licking her softly. she likes this. yes, she really likes it. it takes time, but she gets hotter and hotter and finally comes hard heavily pressing my head between her legs. i can smell here salty cum. this is the signal for my little brother. condom on and easily sliding into her wet pussy. a tiny girl, but she has no problems to take my member.

then it turns bad. very bad. after a few seconds she asks me to come quickly. she wants to visit a friend. i drew the mega zonk. damned. i am not new to this business but pick the worst girl of soi cowboy? shame on me. so i finish quickly, pay her 1500 and send her away. she asks me if i am ok. no, i am not. i tell her, but it does not make sense to discuss. in this type of business you cannot enforce your deal with even the best lawyer. i missed my chance. now it is too late to pick another girl. time to sleep. i feel pissed.

for sure i will not go back to long gun for the next 12 months. a bar should guarantee a minimum quality of service. therefore i pay the bar fine.

but that was yesterday. a lesson learned.

now i was heading to snow white massage, down sukhumvit, passing by emporium mall. for a second i am tempted to shorten my trip and go to mango massage instead. i stop and ponder. it is hot. i feel hot. and thirsty. but i remember my session with ice. a hot session and very hardcore. but i am the flowers and bees type. the 2 hours with ice made my dick sore and swollen and the worst: useless for the next 4 days. a high price to pay. no, let's go to snow white and see what they have to offer.

so another walk. air is still hot and burning in my lungs. but here we are, soi 26. i turn right. the massage is just a few meters from sukhumvit on the left. i have to cross the street. many cars are heading towards sukhumvit road. i know a lot of people in bangkok. what if somebody sees me entering this place? hey, bangkok has more than 12 million people. why should this happen to me? ok. i cross the street and walk inside.

i am the long time guy. i really do not like the situation awaiting me right after the entrance. a few girls sitting there, one behind the desk. no chance to scan the girls, no chance to estimate their mood, no chance to find signs of sympathy.

i say "2 hours". not very poetic nor romantic. but it is the right keyword. she is shouting a name, not romantic neither, and a girl shows up. at first sight not a beauty. but these places have another fame. the fame that brought me here.

like in all the other places (tulip and mango) it goes upstairs. i am still hot and sweating and the stairs are small. i hate these stairs. i look upwards. her booty in tiny leggins just inches away from my face. i love these stairs.

we reach the room. the girl is very friendly. slim body, long hair. face a bit chinese. her name is cream, like ice cream.

she asks me if i wish anything to drink and leaves. i inspect the room. it is much bigger than the cabins in tulip. they have a bigger shower, a sofa and a mirror along the bed. i start thinking about what i might see in this mirror in a few minutes.

after she returns to our room with my drink, she starts to undress me slowly in a way a servant would do. finally she drops my pants and my prick is jumping into her face. she does not take a second to suck it all up. very soft, very wet, very deep. heaven is on earth.

i took a shower before i walked over and feel clean. i am wondering if she did the same if guys did not come fresh and clean?

a few minutes and we go to shower. she treats me like a king, cleans every inch very carefully. whenever there is a chance she sucks me and keeps my member well up and alive. i help her to wash herself and feel her stiff tits. god, why did you send us all the nasty diseases? i want to fuck her here in the shower, right now, bareback. but i cannot!

of we move to the bed. i kiss her. i suck her neck. i suck her tits and fingerplay with her pussy. she moans as if i am the first man doing this to her in her life. i know this is fake. but it is good fake. we foreplay half an hour. she turns me around in any direction, i twist her in any other way. great fun for a short time. i really enjoy. i lick her all around and so does she with focus on my balls and anywhere around my crotch. man, i really want to get into her. i have to stop, pick the condom and put it on. somehow the flow of energy interrupted. so i spend another 10 minutes with foreplay and kissing and then we slide into each other. we fuck every way. she can read my mind. no need to speak, no need to indicate. we melted into one. i recognize the beauty of her hair. perfect and shiny. i play with it, wish she had made pigtails of it. or any other hairstyle. i must come. we turn to doggy and i hump her heavily. then i take out my dick, rip of the condom and shoot my load over her back and booty. man, what a load. i thought i should have been empty after last days action, but i was wrong. all her back is whet, i shot her hair and my juice is dripping down her asshole and. i am knocked out. my body and brain have to restart. once back i excuse for shooting my semen into her hair. she just smiles.

we go for a shower and back to bed. the mirror. i was fucking a hot girl for half an hour centimeters away from this mirror and did not spend one look? next round i will. promised.

she asks me if i want a massage. not a new, but great idea. i turn over on my stomach and she gives a really good massage. a bit relaxing, a bit therapeutic. perfectly matching the situation.

we go for round two with the same enthusiasm as before. this time i remember the mirror. hot. i am getting used to this girl. what could i do with her next time? the massage places should offer a selection of fetish. i want her in stockings, i want her in school dress, i want her be a nurse, i want her. i want another girl. i want more. why doesn't the shop give suggestions? why not a "specials" menu?

time was over. we dress. i hide 1500 baht between her clothes. we kiss and say goodbye. she guides me down to the counter. mammasan is asking additional 400 baht as we are over time. really? yes, she is right. at least 20 minutes over time. did einstein find the formula describing the relation between time and sexual arousement?

cream stands in for me and helps me to avoid additional payment. nice girl. nice place. i am happy. in arnold's words: i will be back!

thank you for the report, made very interesting reading. please keep them coming i do like to be kept up to date with other peoples antics.

bj

[Dr BJ]

Taksin finds out Cowboy will be flooded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEusK...ature=youtu.be

Giotto

Thankyou very much for this link. Really pissed myself laughing when I watched it. I'm sure I have seen the original film before, was it called the bunker? Or does my memory fail me.

BJ

[Mealticket]

For them sex is 3 minutes

I'm curious; what do they do for the other 90 seconds?

[Goatscrot]

I think this needs to be tied down.

Most men with a brain will go for a girl who gives them great sex.

I mean, in Thailand what is the point of having a nice looking girl on your arm if she is lousy or just plain normal in bed.

No, when here you find absolute stunners in the bedroom and go with them.

This is what the Japs and the white skinned Bangkok girls cannot understand. For them sex is 3 minutes of grunting and thats that.

This is why farangs in general go for girls who the Hi-so community does not like. But also is too afraid to acknowledge its the lack of bedroom skills and enthusiasm on their part.

But yes, there are some who think its more about having eye candy on your arm than having a great time in bed. And for them the white skinned Bangkok girl is ideal. You pay the money, you prance around with the tart on your arm and are as miserable as sin in the bed.

Think I side with the farangs who like dark, brown, yellow, whatever skin colour, provided they are great in the bedroom!

As I said Pro, I would love to find a place that has white skinned girls who performed like porn stars, but I have yet to find it.

Truth be told I find that most gals here in LOS lack that dirty mind that we in the West crave. Even some of the busiest working girls who have been with thousands of guys still don't really get the psychological aspect of sex with farangs. They sure get it with the Japanese as the Asian aspect of it is more familiar to them.

About the only place I partake is at the oilies where I can get close to a good looking girl with stellar performance. I agree with you; Performance is key, but the longer I am here the more I want looks and performance. A hard row to hoe.

[Tratnguyen1]

Gents,

I finally come back to Bangkok after one year absent. I stay at the Maxim's Inn at soi7/1

This time for a change from the Majestic suite in the past trip. It is a pleasant surprised

I have a deluxe room with braekfast at 1190baht a night and the hotel is very quietly

Situated 100m. From the Sukhumvit road.

The NEP. Is musch less crowded than last year along with less quality girls in the bars.

Soi cowboy is still running strong with better Girls quantity and nice lookings all over.

I was at the Country road bar last night and It was rocking great live music.

I only visited my usually MP, so far and quite pleased with new line up Girls.

I will have more reports coming from the land of paradise

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