Bangkok Reports

[Roll8426]

Read your detailed report and some good nuggets of info in there. That being said, and since this is your first post, let it be known that LB discussions are strictly verboten here unless I missed a recent policy change. And all things being equal, I don't understand how you could possibly pay 5. 000 bt fee for the experience since you "overran the time" in your words. The 800 Bt bar fine sounds reasonable enough but that leaves paying over odds of 4200 bt in a LB bar. It sounds like you were taken for a proverbial ride?

Noted on the no LB rule. Thanks for the reminder.

Just one final clarification before I let this encounter disappear into the archives: the 5 k baht was for ST + room + time overrun, in aggregate. I think it was a little on the pricey side but still fair. The 800 baht barfine was on top of all this, so the total cost came to basically 5.8 k baht, not including drinks.

[Nyezhov]

It was nice and cool, so I took the ferry to Saphan Taksin, ate some noodles and picked up some fab weed at Hamilton and Friends in the alley right off the corner of Charoen Krung near the escalator, then off to the gutter.

This was between 9 and 11 pm.

Thermae: dead, virtually empty.

Streets were light on Girls, Ladyboys and Africans.

School girl was wearing pink. Close inspection renders her even scarier.

Excellent lineup in Billboard, excellent lineup in rainbow for, excellent lineup in geisha.

It was quiet on deaf girl row.

Monsters from hell at Kasalong and woodbar. I didn't check out Lolita's because I was still gibbering in fear and terror from Kasalong.

[11Bravo]

Feel free to PM me if you want to exchange Line contacts to chiong in BKK in future or exchange info.
Appreciate any advice or PM me if you have any insights please. Seriously.

FIRST, you need to be a member or enough posts (25?, been so long, can't remember and the FAQ is a bit unclear) to have a PM capability. Nice FR, but will 2nd the notion that LB's are not the subject of this forum.

No offense but Rttf you encounter lots of Jibberish only Nana School could understand.

Likewise, no offense, but a lot of the gibberish here is single source, Basketball.

[Tomasb]

Read your detailed report and some good nuggets of info in there. That being said, and since this is your first post, let it be known that LB discussions are strictly verboten here unless I missed a recent policy change. And all things being equal, I don't understand how you could possibly pay 5. 000 bt fee for the experience since you "overran the time" in your words. The 800 Bt bar fine sounds reasonable enough but that leaves paying over odds of 4200 bt in a LB bar. It sounds like you were taken for a proverbial ride?

[Roll8426]

I've always appreciated pioneers and explorers passing down their experiences and latest findings overseas. Helped me a lot over the years preparing to visit new locales or discover hidden gems.

In the spirit of sharing, I'm posting some travel notes of my brief vacation back in Bangkok last month:

Day 1

Analisa Massage

Shortly after checking in, I returned to Analisa Massage as part of my usual post-arrival relaxation ritual. Picked the 90 min 4-hands massage w FS for 4,890 be. I've always noticed that for 4-hands massages they assign the cliched pairing of 2 girls that I'll rank at be and see respectively, at least in my opinion. Doesn't affect the quality of massage, just. Aesthetics.

The oil massage and glory hole teasing is good as usual, and the long duration really helped me to unwind and hang loose (haha). The FS was ok and it was mildly interesting when I came with the first girl (covered) and the 2nd whined that she was all wet and didn't get her turn. Not sure if it's a practiced ego-boosting routine.

Thermae Cafe

Dropped by around 9 pm for some window shopping. Damn it's crowded. I see only about a couple girls that look delicious but decided to bail due to the lack of vibes.

Nana Plaza

Spent a good deal of time bar hopping in NP to look at the girls there. I can usually see 1-2 pretty nice girls in most bars, which to me means there's a fair bit of good choices all around this time. In the end, barfined a girl from Mandarin (2nd floor) who's just my type with a pretty hot slim body. During the half hour when she sat with me for a few LDs, she's sitting on my lap, grinding and deep frenching me the whole while. Yep, got vibe for this one.

BF + ST for 4,000 be. I realize she's high as a kite and goes with anything I want, so let's just say I enjoyed this session. I also gave a tip at the end but I'm not disclosing the amount.

Day 2

Aries Massage

This is my first time at Aries. Their specialty is nuru massage and I paid 4,500 be for a 75 min session with Hikaru who I booked in advance a day earlier via Line. My first thoughts were that compared to the pics, Hikaru in the flesh was a bit more Thai tanned and her face looks a little like a Thai maid, but still acceptable because she's slim and nubile as advertised. However she really grew on me throughout the service.

I've been a connoisseur of nuru from the land of the rising sun for quite some time, and although I acknowledge the art is deep and what's good really depends on what you're looking for, to me one of the perks of a really good nuru is the mouth and tongue work.

Apparently Aries Massage and Hikaru truly understood this. To the point I would say that Aries ranks in my top 3 BKK nuru joints together with Mitu and LCE. Nuru catbath back and front of body, testicles, penis, and yes even a little rimming. Good stuff. FS was okay. Overall service was good.

Nana Plaza

Returned to NP again to visit the rest of the gogo bars I missed yesterday.

Spent most of the night at Butterflies (3rd floor) because since my last visit, they now have a special pole dance shows every hour by a professional pole dancer. She's local, looks to be in her late 30's, (told me her name but I forgot) and spent her time between shows drinking shots with me and explaining that she took special lessons in BKK to learn professional pole dancing.

Her entire body so muscled (athletic type), she could make individual body parts twitch on command and strike various perpendicular poses to the pole and spin around it by just grasping it with her thighs. Unfortunately for you perverts (and for me), I didn't proposition her afterwards because I was really drunk. But for those wondering, I think she might be open to it but only after all her shows are over around 12:30 am.

My last bar was the Red Dragon (2nd floor, next to Mandarin). The mamasan here was a good friend of mine and recommended a couple girls who really look SYT and demure, which I would have taken in a heartbeat any other time. Overall my personal opinion is this bar is top 3 in NP if you're looking for a good selection of SYTs.

Day 3

Butterfly Massage

Booked Lyn Linh in advance yesterday. Compared to her pics, she's vastly subpar, with kind of bad baby damage, flabs and stretch marks. Face was still alright though. However, when walking in I saw Peepo, who conversely looked so much better than her pics. Seriously, Peepo looked A rank on my SYT meter. I thought about returning for her the following day but then the recep said Peepo's not working the next few days. Bummer.

Anyway, paid 2,600 be for 60 min soapy with Lyn Linh. Kind of toughed it out and got it over with. Room was old but not danky, though there were a couple mosquitos annoying the hell out of me the entire time. (I chose not to engage because I didn't think I would win. They were huge.).

Soi Cowboy

Walked the strip and didn't see anything noteworthy. Crazy House was packed as usual. Interesting it was the first time I realized Baccara had 3 levels; maybe the previous time I visited the 3rd level was closed. But what's the point of hiding girls in the 3rd level?

Thermae Cafe

Dropped by for a look-see. Selection's still pretty meh.

Day 4

7-Heaven

Still one of the better remaining BJ bars in BKK. However, I did notice that every time I've been here, there were other people (usually Japanese) before and after me, which means the selections always slim due to the traffic, and most of the girls seem tired which means service can be rushed or mechanical.

Ended up picking Lin again due to "slim pickings", who I picked the last time I was here. Paid 1,800 be for BJ and nude option, I think. Interesting, she looked confused when she saw me, eventually asking if we met before and then I confessed yes.

The good thing about Lin is her looks are fine, speaks English, and is a bit "mischievous", which is great if you like word foreplay. However I would grade her BBBJ at. Around 4/10. But she does make up for it somewhat with a never-quit attitude and is receptive to "light" suggestions to make you cum faster. Still, if I have a choice I'll like to try the others next times.

Check In Bar

It's a ladyboy bar, filled with pre-op LBs. I've been here a few times and like it for the more laid-back vibe compared to the gogo LB bars in Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy (where they pressure you to barfine almost as soon as you sit down). At Check In Bar, you can just chill, have some drinks, chat up the ladies, play a few rounds of pool with them, etc.

I linked up with my regular gal Jessie and had a fun few hours chilling and playing pool with everyone. Eventually we retired for ST upstairs (they have a ST room) but because I overran the time, I paid her 5,000 be total including the room cost. The barfine was around 800 be I think, paid separately to the mamasan.

Final day

Analisa Massage

Had a final massage at Analisa before heading to the airport for my departure. 3,500 be for 90 min 4-hands tantra (CBJ happy ending, no FS). Still good and relaxing.

Hope you enjoyed my journal.

Feel free to PM me if you want to exchange Line contacts to chiong in BKK in future or exchange info.

BTW, I'm also curious about something and would really appreciate any advice or tips from more seasoned folks on this forum:

Every trip, I can see some older non-local guy who's with a younger really hot Thai chick walking pass or in the gogo bars or RCA clubs. And I can tell the guy is a short-time tourist and not a relationship with the girl but in some kind of possibly sugardaddy or mistress arrangement.

I'm wondering how does one get started with something like this, that doesn't involve learning Thai, spending a ridiculous amount of time on ThaiFriendly (which I don't even think is where you can find hot girls anyway) or outright engaging paid escorts.

However all the advice I get is for MILF types, ala booty-call arrangements. Which I assure everyone I don't need more of. What I'm interested in is how to find SYTs looking for sugerdaddy-type arrangements in essentially part-time or the occasional week which works with foreigners that don't stay in Thailand but instead visit frequently.

Appreciate any advice or PM me if you have any insights please. Seriously.

[TConor]

Currently in Hua Hin, but moving back to BKK in a couple of days time so I thought I would try to make a few contacts on TF. Most wanted 2 - 3 k for short time, but one (who admittedly was a bit of a looker) asked for 20 k.

I was tempted to ask her if she had the decimal point in the wrong place, but thought it's probably best just to move on. Still, if you never ask you never get, and she'd probably be crap in bed anyway.

They have their head up their asses.

[Llantarnam]

Currently in Hua Hin, but moving back to BKK in a couple of days time so I thought I would try to make a few contacts on TF. Most wanted 2 - 3 k for short time, but one (who admittedly was a bit of a looker) asked for 20 k.

I was tempted to ask her if she had the decimal point in the wrong place, but thought it's probably best just to move on. Still, if you never ask you never get, and she'd probably be crap in bed anyway.

[EverythingThai]

Nyezhov and I don't agree on a lot of things, well make that most things, but this is one I have to second. Certainly NOT unique to this forum, but damn... No, it doesn't crash the server, but it's just a PITA, especially if you're taking a look on a mobile. And yes, I do have trouble scrolling with my fingers; well, at least on a phone. And given a senior member can edit his post within some time (hour?) easy to take a look and fix errors AND the DAMN auto-correcting, auto formatting... And is that cracking sound the sound of hell freezing over when Nyezhov and I agree on something? No, I don't take it seriously, but still...

Not that I'm a skeptic or anything, but there's just no way to verify said contacts... And it sounds like it's pretty easy to DIY. And since we're not identical twins, who knows if we'd have the same tastes, interests, and experiences.

And finally, why are there so few (0) FR's describing any of your successes posted? Yea, I know, so many successes, so little time to report. So, call me (I say self-confident, you say conceited), but I'll take the risk, even with my fumbling fingers, of doing my own shopping. Always have because I am the best judge of good. But good luck.

And why are there so many "and"'s in the above?

Ya ok. To each their own.

[Forty Drinks]

For a very (I say select, you say OLD) group:

"READ?" said in the voice of Maynard G Krebbs...

Besides this thread, there's always the ROD's, and there is the venerable UTFSE.

And chime in, "Basketball", with your "just ask questions"... ignoring the actual work and info others have provided.

No offense but Rttf you encounter lots of Jibberish only Nana School could understand.

[11Bravo]

So RTFF.

For a very (I say select, you say OLD) group:

"READ?" said in the voice of Maynard G Krebbs...

Besides this thread, there's always the ROD's, and there is the venerable UTFSE.

And chime in, "Basketball", with your "just ask questions"... ignoring the actual work and info others have provided.

[Ranvir 226]

Did it really hurt you for this member to quote the whole report? Are you the owner of ISG? Did some needle piece your heart after the op hit the submit button? OMG. By the way, the staff here speak English and Chinese, as well as Thai of course.

If you go to their website there is a contact form. Fill in your question and send it to them. Or you can make a call to them direct using their local Thai number and ask. I can't post the website here as it's not allowed. After your 1st visit, one of the popasons or momasons will give you their line Ids and then you can contact them directly. There is not a general what's app or line for the shop.

Thanks for your guidance.

[Ranvir 226]

How do you know everybody there is okay with English? Have you talked to them before?

Dear respected honurable member. Millions of foreign tourist visits thailand every year. Even one percent of them will not know one alphabet of thai native lanuage. Its so elementary my nyezhov watson.

If you could share line / telegram / whatapp no of la belle.

I will be indebted.

[FilthyBeaver]

I hate hanging out in loud go gos, communicating in Thaiglish, and the walk of shame. There's also an air of quality control, within reason, at a soapy if she tries to cut time short or doesn't do what you were told she did in the booking phase. I'm not a picky monger so I've never had to complain but kniw plenty of people who have. FKK is a good analogy the two main differences are lack of mamas and papas and for the most part everyone in an FKK speaks really good or passable English. The deeper you dive down the soapy hole the less and less likely the girl will speak any English at all.

Awesome, thanks for the advice. Will add those to the list and see how I get on with freelancers. Always preferred stopping off somewhere, having my fun the going about the rest of my day. Similar to a German FKK, everything on site, don't have to worry about accommodation etc.

[Belvaros]

Hey guys,

I'm visiting Bangkok for 2nd time in upcoming week for 10 days, need some recommendation.

Heard about fiwfans a lot, although didn't try it. Do you recommend using it instead of picking street freelancers? If yes, can recommend any hotel near bulk of fiwfans girls.

Last time mostly stuck to smooci, although some girls were good (which I will repeat), but many were bad / average. So I'm not trying new girls at least. Since its expensive than street or fiwfans.

Also I'm a big fan of BBBJs, best part for me whenever I visit Thailand, have tried 2 girls in BJ bars which was unforgettable from last time.

Can recommend any bars / parlours / or anything where can enjoy BBBJ to the fullest?

Thanks!

Spend 3 hours reading the last 40 pages of this forum. It has EXACT places to go, what you can get, sometimes prices, sometimes pics, girls names etc, some people here have girls LINE IDs which we share with each other etc.

Then read the BKK thread for hotels, then read the BKK massage threads. Everything is here and a 6-7 hour pre trip education is yours for FREE.

Many people spend a lot of time and money doing this, me included and then share it for free by reporting via this forum. There is great intel right here.

So RTFF.

[Deej6780]

Haven't been there in about a year but when Amsterdam closed several years ago ownership took over Emanuelle and girls and mams / papas moved there. Any soapy on Ratchada will give you the same experience, Maria, Poseidon, La Belle are all reasonable walking distance from their nearest MRT stations. There are others but not as convenient of you're using public transit.

It was always my second favorite behind Nataree but unfortunately looks like that entire business model is unsustainable in the modern world when competing with freelancers and apps and other businesses with much lower overhead in a relatively high rent area due to gentrification.

Awesome, thanks for the advice. Will add those to the list and see how I get on with freelancers. Always preferred stopping off somewhere, having my fun the going about the rest of my day. Similar to a German FKK, everything on site, don't have to worry about accommodation etc.