Bangkok Reports

[Farang7930]

Soi 1 - a place called Happy House?

Down in Patpong. Bar or gogo named Eat Out?

Would be happy to hear any reviews.

[Kumbu]

I went to Spasso last night, didn't really care for it much...Malaysian Thai girl named Nadia...Super lame...Recommend avoid...met a very cute Indonesian girl...very sweet...Planning to hit Mixx tonight or tomorrow, will report back.

Nice report, Jsxyz. Sounds like Spasso being Spasso, to be honest, but thanks for the report. Looking forward to your Mixx report.

[Kumbu]

Kumbu.

Please don't over-plan your trip...

Keep in mind when you plan that probably 80% of the stuff you read here is fantasy.

This is great advice. I have made the mistake of over planning before and regretted it...

Fellas, many thanks for your concerns and your advice. Rest assured I am the goldilocks of prepping for a monger trip: I don't prepare too much, and I don't prepare too little, I prepare juuuuust right.

[Jsxyz]

How is the night club scene in start hotels in Bangkok? I have partied at Nana plaza. But this time time around am thinking of hitting a couple of star hotel night clubs. Are the women there hotter?

I went to Spasso last night, didn't really care for it much. Mostly due to the layout and just not enough seating. Also 280 k THB for beer is ludicrous. Going rates seemed to start at 5 k ST, and overall I wasn't floored by the number or quality of the girls (although I do think they're definitely a cut above what you'll find elsewhere, exception maybe being escort services).

I had an off night which probably contributed to me being sour on the place. I spent an hour chatting and drinking with a lovely Malaysian Thai girl named Nadia (mentioning her name intentionally so no one else wastes their time), and we'd already agreed on the ST price but were just hanging out finishing our drinks, listening to the band. I went to toilet and when I came out she was talking to some other dude, so I hung back a bit. Then came over quickly and said he offered her more so she was going with him, and off they went. Super lame (both her and him, TBH, since he'd surely seen me with her for the past hour). She's very pretty, tall, think, looks Indian to my eyes, and has some blonde highlights in her hair. Recommend avoid.

After that fiasco I met a very cute Indonesian girl with implants (well done as far as that goes, but still something of a turn off for me). But she was very sweet and once we got back to my room, she more than made up for Nadia's disappointing antics earlier in the evening.

Planning to hit Mixx tonight or tomorrow, will report back.

[WrongGuy]

This is best report ever. Going to visit Thailand, Cambodia and Malaysia from 30 March till 20 April. This will make things so much easier.

Day 9.

After a few days in Pattaya, it was certainly great to be back in BKK. Pattaya has it's perks with cheaper freelancers, cheaper massage spots, less air pollution and the beaches. But being a brown dude who's not from India but being looked at in the same way was a bit frustrating. I felt really embarrassed at times with the behavior of some of these guys. I felt a lot more special in BKK. My new apartment in Thong Lor was more spacious, very close to the BTS but further away from the nightlife. I cased out my new neighborhood, Tulip was a stone throw away, some massage spots, a few restaurants, some night clubs and a major Japanese influence in the area. Definitely a more upmarket vibe.
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#Get The Job Bangkok..

[Jack Johnnson]

Hi everyone,

Reporting in to say I red all your feedback from my 1st 'report'. All good advice, straight to the point and good humored. Good stuff, its what makes this community. My problems in Bangkok were a bit of everything, too high prices, hotel in poor location, wrong mindset etc. Anyway, I went out Saturday night in Nana with a determined mindset and polled a few of the nana streetwalkers, was surprised to find some going for 1000 baht, but its simple free market economics, and the more folgy they are (fat old ugly) the lower their rates. (I didn't find any lower than 1000 B though). I agree to go with a plump one who had a nice 7. 5 face. However, when we get to the short time hotel she leads up the stairs and I see how very fat her arse is, and I realize I'd not be able to get hard w / o viagra. So I run off.

I go back on the street and find another, this time making sure she's not fat. I find an early 30's with a 7 face, with a nice body, and she agrees to 1500 B w / o condom. Yea! I realise I need another 500 B so I go to ATM then find I lost my card: I'd left it in the previous ATM I used to get 1000 B for the fatty. I freak out, and run off again, this time thinking I've screwed my holiday. I go back to hotel and worry about it for a few hours. Once I calm down I realise the most sensible thing is to go to the shop which housed the ATM and ask. I get back to Nana at 8 am Sunday, and indeed the good people of Bangkok Thailand had saved my card, it was there waiting for me at the shop, I thank they kindly buy some sweets and feel good and with my new knowledge of Nana street prices ready for another attempt..

Eight inch non-erect weiner is nothing to be ashamed of. Girls love my solid 2.5 inches. I feel bad for you.

[Jack Johnnson]

Keep in mind when you plan that probably 80% of the stuff you read here is fantasy.

Are there agogo girls out there who are OK with one-hour of non stop penetration? I usually find its 3 minutes and pain, pain, pain or are you finish yet. ID pay an extra 500 for a girl who is pretty and lets me go for an hour.

[Nyezhov]

Kumbu.

Please don't over-plan your trip.

I understand that you wish to be as prepared as possible but I can guarantee that things will not go according to expectations.

That's not a negative comment either. Some unexpected things that were unplanned will jump up and blow your mind in a positive way that you never expected.

Use your common sense and go with the flow. Use the advice on here as a guide to what to do if things go bad rather than a planning guide.

Keep in mind when you plan that probably 80% of the stuff you read here is fantasy.

[MySecretLife]

Damn buddy, probably one of the best contributors on this thread. I read numerous reports but thoroughly enjoyed each and every one of yours. Keep them coming buddy and thank you for all the replies on the private chat.

Siamsin Brother,

I echo Arjun's words. I'm from Bangalore, India. I'm planning a trip to Thailand in couple of months. Your reports are immensely helpful for me to get a fair idea about "Non-Gogo-Bar-Scene".

In April or May, I might contact you over PM mate, please do respond as per your convenience. Of-course, I'll read through forum reports and reach out to to you after due diligence.

Keep the good reports coming.

Kind Regards,

MSL.

[Siamsin]

Damn buddy, probably one of the best contributors on this thread. I read numerous reports but thoroughly enjoyed each and every one of yours. Keep them coming buddy and thank you for all the replies on the private chat.

Only a pleasure Arjun. Thanks for that mate.

[Siamsin]

Oh brother, give me a break! I'm just now coming to grips with the idea of Thai Friendly / Cupid, and now this?! (But seriously: thanks Siamsin, this is super intel).
Nice description, Siamsin. Once again, a super report. Still hoping for some illumination as to why Thermae was your favorite place, but all in good time, I suppose.

Haha, thanks bud. Some of my Online Mongering turned out to be great adventures and experiences. My second trip to Thermae is to follow in the next report. Ended up being a bloody expensive night!

[Tomasb]

So I went into Country Roads in Soi Cowboy for the first time last week. This was before my ill fated trip to the Nong Khai disco (see other area). The place looks refurbished and is decent looking inside. The Thai band was lame and since I was there around 10 pm, the crowd was only so so with not a lot of attractive girls. Most of the wait staff was ugly, however, there were two cute ones including one who kept coming over to flirt. It occurred to me that perhaps they might be available for take out and need to go back to follow up. First to see when they close and second to see if they are available after their shift. Also, perhaps later on in evening, maybe some of the dancers and coyotes come in off the Soi. Anyone have any experiences there?

[PassinThrough]

Please don't over-plan your trip.

...

Use your common sense and go with the flow. Use the advice on here as a guide to what to do if things go bad rather than a planning guide.

This is great advice. I have made the mistake of over planning before and regretted it, there it too much stress to planning it and it things never work our the way you plan them to. I would suggest you make a list of places you want to visit (thermae, Long Gun, Spankeys, etc)** put together a list of things you want to see and do, not just clubs but things to do in between adventures like going to see the reclining Buddha, a river tour, seeing China Town, shopping, etc. Then star the absolute must items on your list and hit those as you have time. But when you get there be ready to change your plans, you may see or hear about new things from other people you meet, you might be to tired one day and just opt for a long massage. Remember what turns one person off at a club, Go-Go, bar, etc. Maybe exactly what you are looking for so do rely on other people to create your list and don't worry if you walk into a place you have really been looking forward to and it is not what you expected (off night), just walk out and go somewhere else.

PIT.

[Arjun31]

Day 9.

After a few days in Pattaya, it was certainly great to be back in BKK. Pattaya has it's perks with cheaper freelancers, cheaper massage spots, less air pollution and the beaches. But being a brown dude who's not from India but being looked at in the same way was a bit frustrating. I felt really embarrassed at times with the behavior of some of these guys. I felt a lot more special in BKK. My new apartment in Thong Lor was more spacious, very close to the BTS but further away from the nightlife. I cased out my new neighborhood, Tulip was a stone throw away, some massage spots, a few restaurants, some night clubs and a major Japanese influence in the area. Definitely a more upmarket vibe.

My obsession with finding the Kapoo club that I fantasized about continued to grow. I was sure it existed, but I had to search for it. So with that in mind I headed to Pretty Relax Spa which was 5 minutes away from the Sutthisan MRT station. Get there and take a seat. The mamasan called out the ladies and explained the pricing. Just 4 ladies were present and none I would bang even if I was paid too. They did say that more girls are available in the evening, and the place only comes alive at 12 am, but I lost interest. Another Kapoo club disappointment in my books. Had a few things to do in that part of town, so didn't hook up that afternoon.

In the evening back at my apartment I decided to use another online avenue that I knew existed but never tried. So here's more intel for the Online punters: Twitter? Yes, twitter isn't just being used by your favourite gogo or MP's updates of newest girls or sharing of the latest news and trends from around the world. Twitter is also being used by Thai freelance girls targeting Thai men. Similar to finfinfan (now finfin. Vip BTW), these girls are location specific, hardly speak English and many are students operating low key. Now it's a bit difficult if you can't write or read Thai, but you basically search twitter hashtags for eg: 'sideline Bangkok' but in Thai language. Difficult? I'll make it easier. Here's some links:

#Sideline.

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23%E0%...B8%99%E0%B9%8C

#Get The Job Bangkok.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E0%B8%A...B8%A1?src=hash

#Students Accept Work.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E0%B8%9...B8%99?src=hash

With tweets going out every minute, you can only imagine this untapped resource of Line ID's freely available. The above 3 links are just for those 3 hashtags, there's hundreds of hashtags meaning there's an incredible number of Thai girls using this platform for p4 p services.

Once again, please use your discretion as there's a possibility of LB's, scammers, cam girls etc making use of these hashtags too.

Back to my twitter experience. While browsing through some tweets I came across a familiar face who was offering a cam experience for money. So I added her Line ID, but knew I recognized her from somewhere. Browsing through my Line contacts I finally spotted her previous Line ID, I had her saved as 'TF Ann'. Then I remembered who she was and how I got her ID. She was a Thai Friendly girl that I spotted many months back and after some back and forth chatting, she finally gave me her Line but never responded to any of my messages on Line. So with her new ID added, I sent her a message and hoped for a response. Minutes later she replies and asks if I want a cam session which I declined, but followed up by explaining who I was and where I chatted to her before. She found it all quite amusing but also apologised. I then explained that I wasn't interested in a video call experience as I was in BKK and I wanted the real experience. She just laughed it off, and said she only does cams. After a bit of persuasion and explaining to her how much I always wanted to fuck her she relented a bit, but explained that she had a boyfriend. I said that's fine, I don't want to fuck him, I just want to fuck her, but he can watch, which she found hilarious. I then asked her to come to my apartment and explained where I was. She declined but said her condo wasn't very far away from me. So after a bit more discussion, I agreed that I will go to her instead as her boyfriend was away. She wanted to know how much I'd pay her, so I asked how much was a cam call, and she replied 500 for 20 minutes. So I said okay, I'll give her 2000 bht for 2 shots, she asked for 3000 and we both settled on 2500 but she said 2 shots only if I'm not big and cum quickly. She then asked me to give her about 30 minutes to freshen up. With my annoying experience of most Thai girls not shaving their legs and vag which ends up feeling like a teeth flossing exercise, I asked her to please shave and she just sent a smile and kiss smiley back.

Head over to her condo which was less than 10 minutes away by taxi. As I get outside her place, I send her a message. Soon enough she arrives to greet me. There standing in front of me is this pretty 26 year old, arrayed in a cute white lace mini dress, exposing her alluring and shapely freshly shaven legs and lots of cleavage popping out. Nice! We head up the flight of stairs to her room, obviously me behind her trying to sneak a few peeks under her dress to see what I'll soon be devouring. Get to her room, and it's neat and tidy with some cool music playing in the background, dimmed lights and quite cozy. We start chatting and her English was great. I asked whether her BF was a farang and she confirmed he was an Aussie guy, but had just been deported a week back due to a visa issue. She was very easy to converse with and we ended up chatting for over an hour about her life, her relationships and her part time cam work. She then pulls out a box of sex toys filled with dildo's, a strap on and some anal beads. I was like DAMN, that's a massive fucking dildo, I was obviously feeling inferior. The dildo was as thick as my wrist and probably 9 inches long. But what concerned me more was that fucking strap on. I mean I didn't go there to lose my assginity no matter how hot she was. She just laughed her ass off seeing the distressed look on my face. And then she revealed that it wasn't her's. I was like what? Who's is it, and she said it was her BF's. Apparently he had an encounter with a LB and soon after, he bought all that gear for her to use on him. Crazy mofo was my thoughts. Poor chick wasn't getting dicked enough, seemed like she was doing all the dicking.

After all the laughter we started getting down to business. I couldn't wait to see her puppies, they were itching to make an appearance. Stripped down and she unveils a stunning pair of enhanced tits. In no time I get to work, fondling, licking and thoroughly enjoying her body. DATY session was delicious, perfectly shaved pussy that so many guys had jerked off to on video calls. I then asked her if she had any toys that she used on cams and she hops of to the bathroom and brings back a sound activated clit stimulator, similar to the types you see on live cam shows (livejasmin, chaturbate etc), hands it to me and I start adding it to my DATY session. She was moaning for no more, her pussy was dripping wet and not from my saliva, she came twice and suddenly sat up while my face was still attached to her snatch. I asked if everything was okay, and she said yes. She then asked if she could smoke, I said sure, it's your place. Out of nowhere she whips out a glass pipe. She didn't want to smoke a cig, she wanted to take a hit of ice. Wtf. Totally unexpected from this seemingly cool and friendly chick. But hey, who am I to judge. So she has a few hits and offers some to me, which I obviously decline. I asked her why she needs it, and she just said that it increases her sexual drive and heightens her orgasms which feel amazing. So I let her do her thing, and we got back to a fantastic BJ session for me. That shit she smoked certainly benefited me too as she took care of my boy like an old sloppy BJ bar pro would. Soon enough she spread her legs open, her pussy dripping in anticipation of my cock. While stimulating her clit with my cock, I nearly forgot the condom in all that excitement, I could easily have stuck it in bare and she wouldn't have said a word but sanity prevailed and I grabbed a love glove while she lit up and took a couple more hits. Started off mish, quite slow opening her up while she let off soft moans. Got into a nice rhythm and I added the clit stimulator into the action which caused her to go insane with pleasure. Went at it for 20 minutes mish with her legs on my shoulders, then knees on her chest, then ankles behind her head. Flipped over into doggy, and really started pounding her hard for another 15 minutes or so. She was having multiple orgasms, and grabbed her pipe for another few hits while I caught my breath. Back at it, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, we ended up on the floor, then her leaning on her fridge and finally I came as we ended off in doggy on the more comfortable bed. It was an hour plus of fucking and she was really impressed. Asked me if I was on viagra or what, which we both laughed at. Told her I don't need it just yet. Teasingly I asked her for my second shot and she nearly feinted. Said she'll love to see me the next day and I can get the second shot. Said she'll come to my apartment if I wanted, told her I'll let he know. Paid her 2500 and 300 tip which she declined but I gave anyway. Kissed good night and headed back to base.

Damn buddy, probably one of the best contributors on this thread. I read numerous reports but thoroughly enjoyed each and every one of yours. Keep them coming buddy and thank you for all the replies on the private chat.

[ChronoTrigger]

Hi everyone,

Reporting in to say I red all your feedback from my 1st 'report'. All good advice, straight to the point and good humored. Good stuff, its what makes this community. My problems in Bangkok were a bit of everything, too high prices, hotel in poor location, wrong mindset etc. Anyway, I went out Saturday night in Nana with a determined mindset and polled a few of the nana streetwalkers, was surprised to find some going for 1000 baht, but its simple free market economics, and the more folgy they are (fat old ugly) the lower their rates. (I didn't find any lower than 1000 B though). I agree to go with a plump one who had a nice 7. 5 face. However, when we get to the short time hotel she leads up the stairs and I see how very fat her arse is, and I realize I'd not be able to get hard w / o viagra. So I run off.

I go back on the street and find another, this time making sure she's not fat. I find an early 30's with a 7 face, with a nice body, and she agrees to 1500 B w / o condom. Yea! I realise I need another 500 B so I go to ATM then find I lost my card: I'd left it in the previous ATM I used to get 1000 B for the fatty. I freak out, and run off again, this time thinking I've screwed my holiday. I go back to hotel and worry about it for a few hours. Once I calm down I realise the most sensible thing is to go to the shop which housed the ATM and ask. I get back to Nana at 8 am Sunday, and indeed the good people of Bangkok Thailand had saved my card, it was there waiting for me at the shop, I thank they kindly buy some sweets and feel good and with my new knowledge of Nana street prices ready for another attempt.

Saturday night I go to Nana again and find an early 30's bar girl 6. 5 face, 6. 5 body who agreed to sex w / o condom for 1500 B. But + barfine, lady drink, and ST room it was more like 2400 B. Do sex for 1st time in 30 months, but she complains of pain, while I don't feel much (forgotten how soft women are compared to fist), feels like sex with a jelly made without enough gelatin. I try to build up speed and force but she expertly locks her legs around mine in a way that dampens my strokes, all the time complaining of pain. I don't want to hurt her so I comply with her leg lock restraint. Get about 3/4 of the way to coming but after an hour I agree to stop.

Dam, I thought it'd be simply 'in and win', but I find that there's still more work to do.

Spend a couple more days is Bangkok, but I get tired of the heat, and the total cost of ST is a turn off. I spend another night just buying lady drinks and talking to the women.

Time to try again. I move to ocean cooled Pattaya with main goal: get hotel close to working girls (and not 6 miles away like I was in Bangkok at Wongwian Yai), just makes everything easier.

When I get relaxed enough I go on beach road and poll the women. 1st 3 girls refuse due to no condom criteria. Another grabs my package and refuses saying I'm too big: never had that before, she seems a big enough girl, about 5'6" and sturdy without being fat, but she'd got it in her head she only goes with Asians. Maybe she had bad experience with an aggressive 8" Caucasian.

The 5th girl (nickname My) accepts full bareback sex for 1500 B, she is 29,6. 5 face, 7 body, and has a lot of energy. We go back and after 20 minutes of fast sex I finish inside her. Slightly crazy, but overall great enthusiasm, attitude and behavior before during and after sex (scores 10). She enjoyed the sex as far as could tell: I'm low skill, but I'm plenty fit and strong.

She was fixated on her darker than average skin tone and put on out skin whitening cream / powder. Would call again.

Thank god for that. The 30 month dry spell has been broken. Afterwards sex always feels overrated. Wonder what I'm going to do for 3 weeks in Pattaya now? Maybe I'll browse the ISG and watch Korean StarCraft on youtube in an internet cafe.