Bangkok Reports

[Chan Chalupa]

So my first day, and night, in Bangkok is over.

I was only able to get laid once and while it wasn't bad, it wasn't neither cheap nor easy or memorable.

My day started with an early checkin at an hotel in Silom with no reception and no security (for reason you can all imagine). In fact the day had started earlier with a rail link and BTS ride where I was impressed by quite a few civilian girls. Young, slim and with beautiful faces. I was getting pumped. If they are all like them, I'll have trouble keeping my cool.

After a much needed shower I started contacting a few profiles I had saved on FIWFANS. Oh by the way, many of the profiles I saved in the previous weeks had expired so that's a bummer, given the efforts I put into building a List of gorgeous petite good looking countryside girls.

OK it was a Sunday and 11 am but many girls should have had already started their day according to their profiles but none was answering. I panicked and started contacting 2nd tier ladies in my list. One (her handler of course) answered immediately.

In the meantime other girls replied but where either not available or available later in the day. And all were working from hotels which weren't that near.

I booked the one who had initially answered me and then jumped in a taxi. Damn Bangkok traffic. I arrived 30 minutes late but the handler was OK with it. She was free anyway.

I guess what I'm going to say is not going to surprise anyone but she was not the 8-9 as in the photos. More a 7. A good-looking teen-sized dark-skinned countryside girl who looked vaguely like "her" photos on the website. But she looked young and pretty enough though, and I do like the dark skin and countryside look that those people are trying so hard to hide so. I was OK with that.

She was shy at first, compared her wrist to my dick (her wrist lost that's how tiny these girls are) and was amazed by my body and facial hair. That was weird. I asked her if I was her first farang. I was, apparently. All thru Google translate from pasa Lao to English and back.

What I also love about these simple girls is that at first they are shy then when I get going and start eating them and fuck them they transform into horny beasts who don't want you to stop. They want it all, hard and long. Unfortunately I had saved a bit too much for this first trip and I did not last more than 10 minutes which is not an embarassing performace but def not what I wanted. I'm sure she noticed I came but she didnot want me to stop, which I didn't for while but at some point I had to. She was visibly upset, and me too.

The rest of our meeting was the usual cuddling in bed while talking via Google translate and showing photos of her village. I left a kind review on fiwfans because she was actually nice.

1,500 be for an hour plus 200 be for the two taxi rides.

Back to hotel, shower and some sightsighting and. Its night time and time for round two.

I rode the BTS to Asok and after a quick dinner at Isaan kitchen I walked to Thermae and was really disappointed. I mean there is nothing there to do other than look at the line up. And yesterday at 9 pm the line up looked very disappointing. I did not see any of the good looking girls on the YT videos. 7's at best. Actually there were a few nice ones but not as petite as I like them so I passed. At least a drink is less than 100 be and you can make it last asmuch as you want.

I went to billboard at Nana and I was impressed by the variety and quality, and I was not pressured to buy lady drinks or call lady even once. But. When you go alone they tend to sit you with other single men which is a bit awkward even though I understand. I spotted a few girls I really did like but left to explore other venue just to compare, which turned out a bad idea.

I walked back to Asok to checkout Soi Cowboy. Freelancers dotted the strip almost all the way from NaNa to Soi Cowboy and some were 8-9's but that feeling of hooking up with a LD only yo find out she is a he in a short time hotel room made me decide to pass.

Here I have a question: should I try to talk to one these ladies? I am thinking, maybe if I ask if they are real ladies and, if they reply they are, I tell them: sorry I like ladyboys and pretend to leave. I guess that if they are in fact LBs they will stop me and come clean to me (in which case I'd leave for real.

Soi Cowboy looked good. I tried Baccara and unfortunately the ground floor stage was depressing to say the least. I understand some people like different kinds of girls but those were short and fat. And I was pestered from the moment I sat down. Ugly girls sat next to me and asked for drinks. I left after 10 minutes without even drinking all my glass. I would say one more thing about Baccara. I don't like their uniforms: that tubular outfit covers the girls hip and it's difficult to understand whose got a nice figure and who's not. On the other hand, Billboard's uniforms are revealing and very sexy.

Back to Nana. It's now almost 1 am and Bars curtains are open to entice people in for a last hurray. This is also the time door girls would go and sit down with you if you like. And door girls are usually pretty, for obvious reasons.

I went into random and there was only one girl I liked but she was hot so I asked her to join me. She was drunk by then and difficult to talk with but I liked her so I asked her out but she said she had her period. After 30 minutes and few lady drinks she changed her mind but me too. StereoTypical bar girl: her story changed all the time and she tried to make me buy drinks for the whole bar (which I managed to avoid). I paid the 900 be bill and left at 2 am without a date.

By the way she quoted 1000 bar fine and 3000 fee for short time, she wouldn't do LT because her mother is sick. Maybe. But I think its BS. She said one tomorrow at 9 I spend 4 hours with you. But I think its another BS and its not like she is the only hot girl in Bangkok so I'll pass.

I am slightly disappointed but I think my expectations were too high. I think there is fun to be had and not be afraid to settle for a 8 just because there may be a perfect 10 somewhere else. But I've been telling me this for ages.

Let's see tomorrow.

Time for a visit to Bangkok Eye Clinic. No 10's anywhere to be found except in the highest forms of you know where and what.

Finding 7's are difficult in tourist areas you mentioned.

[Chan Chalupa]

Well I took one for the 1st time there, a 18-20 yo braces, looked like fresh meat to me?

I pay the waitress the barfine 1000 and she says pay lady, I say no we agreed to pay "after".

We agreed to 2500 plus 1000 BF, pay after no condoms.

Ok all set, so we go to my room very eager to squeeze my hand like BF and GF the whole walk.

I'm thinking ok something seems a bit off, along the walk she says I have to call my GF (up to this point I thought she speaks no englsih but speaks to her in Thai).

Quik call, we get to the room and she demands the money 555 and now 3500, I laugh and tell her to GTFO of my room.

She calls someone on the fone, I don't care who it is, buts she's trying to hand me the fone, and says its the mamasan (yeah right).

She keeps handing it it to me, so I grab it to hang it up as I do I see a foto on line of some 20 yo girls foto, her sister? Or GF?

So I boot out of my room and race back to the bar to get my 1000 BF returned before she gets there and spews sum BS lies.

By the time I finish telling the mamasan what happened she strolls back in, the mamasan asks her what happened gets the waitress.

And they tell me, pay "after" means pay after you leave the bar, I said what a bunch of bullshit, and they can tell I'm pissed.

So I mentioned she made sum shame fone call to mamasan in room but to her friend, she asks her if this is true.

And she says yes and the mamasan starts screaming at her, and says ok I give you your BF back but we don't have it, we have to wait for another BF so I had to sit there for at least another 30 minutes.

As she gives me the money she's being a ***** but I mention, I write on forums for guys that travel around to different bars.

She then changed her attitude and bowed and said write whatever you want about her but please don't name my bar!!

FUCK Rainbow 5.

Its the most fucked bar I've ever seen.

And I've mongered at scs all over the USA includ East STL and Metro Detroit.

It is the wild west of Nana.

No rules, putas shoot random ass crazy prices, there arent set prices.

Its like a bunch of freelancers.

Vaping on stage.

Vape in one hand fone in the other, or fone inside their bra whilst dancing, What in the Fuck.

Seems like the inmates are running the asylum! And its not good.

Yes last night it was about 75% asian to 25% round eyes.

The night before about 75% round eyes to 25%.

I haven't seen one Indian whatever that means.

These are sum seriously mercenary putas, you've been warned!!

The PUTAS number is #82.

Description of Girl?

Will be on lookout for her. Just for Fun.

Some just do look Nasty.

[LoyalJohn]

After weeks of reading reports, me and my mate went to pimp club. We are not regular mongers but have some experience in bkk already. Me a bit more as I've tried different experiences here.

Regarding pimp, Here's how it was.

It's a huge club and live zone is very nice. But the entire clubs theme is money. That's what runs the show here. Womp womp of course!

But at pimp, it feels like we've left Bangkok and are in Switzerland as the girls charge crazy amounts per hour and for drinks. We got the smallest room first after spending some time Iive area where service is slow and loud (can't chat). Then we upgraded and got. Bigger room with four girls.

Girls looks are nice but nothing special you can't find in a massage palour or go go bars or even online for that price. But the girls seems to charge horrendous amounts to do so little. Yes, they kiss you and play with you in the rooms but meh.

They wanted to come home but were charging more to take off their bra in the room and then 10 k for long time. Felt like too transactional and money minded. So we didn't pick any.

So, total damage 40 k bhat.

Drink 20 k 2 bottles whiskey and 2 bottles wine and food.

20 k for 4 girls.

3 k x2 models per hour (they were nice but nothing special).

1 k after one hour.

2 k x2 pr girls first hour.

1 k after one hour.

Final recommendation, don't go for rooms as it's not worth it. Stick to live area and maybe lounge. Music gets better later in the night.

We can afford this spend but it's just ludicrous for the value we got, so have to warn other mongers.

[GrapeMan]

Are there any live sex shows in Bangkok any more?

Haven't heard of any, I can't even remember if there was ever ones, maybe in Patpong, but that area is allegedly near dead post-covid, and I never liked it anyways. A few gogos in the past probably advertised it, not sure if they ever actually it or always 'soon, soon, coming up soon'. At one point a few gogos would advertise a 'lesbian show' that did not live up to its name, although its not unheard of in a few gogos for girls to put on a little show with each other, its far more pretend 'show' than sex, but you may see the rare lesbian action with a dildo or something during some pre-set show with dead eyed girls not enjoying anything and just waiting to get the hell off stage. You'll probably see more and better lesbian action from drunk american strippers at a strip club in anytown USA than almost any gogo.

[Supmam]

LOL thanks for the heads up about beardworth. Seems to be living a fun life.

He must have a forgiving GF or a GF who doesn't care.

That diet though. Living in a country with food choices like Thailand and eating bacon eggs and American food everyday? Headed to an early grave for sure. I've had some of the best Indian Italian Japanese Chinese and western cuisine in Thailand. And of course thai food. American food is possibly the last thing I'd waste money on.

SOI OOPS.

NANA WALKERS.

Morning / night seems to hold good karma for me, even better than Stumble Inn, and all inspired by Ian Beardsworth of twitter. If he's here reading these lines well kudos to you sir and happy fucking.

[ElMexicant]

SOI OOPS.

Well well gents, focusing on soi numbers vs morning handies ayayay haha. Indeed my bad, soi 1 and to remove any doubt, get off ploenchit BTS on left side (closer to Bumrungrad side), keep walking in direction as train woudl continue, pass highway, take soi first left and walk up, around midway there's a massage place where there's usually at least 1 lady smiling to work ealrly hours. Turned out to be Lao but quite eager to please.

FIWFANS.

In other news, recently had my first fiwfans experience. Felt the itch one evening around 10:30 pm, fiwfans browsing with google translate on and lots of fumbling with advanced search later for location (I can't be arsed anymore to travel far for pussy) and as it turns out nearby serviced apartments near Sanam Pao BTS host 2 nice looking ladies with their handler speaking decent english too - https://fiwfans.com/agency/Idollgirl191..

Not much to write home about but lady looked indeed like in her photos, charged 2300 for an hour and 2 shots (2500 for 2 shots 1. 5 h but I did not need that). All smiles, nice shower, bit of massage, 2 cum filled condoms and my itch scrached. Experience reminded me a lot of nearby LE Ciel kapoo-style club. Nice and gets the job done but either a bit too transactional or maybe I'm just not thai enough.

Reminder it's 2023. People have names and establishments as well. So what your reasoning?

[Llantarnam]

Are there any live sex shows in Bangkok any more?

[Llantarnam]

Just any 7/11 store will have a durex lube.

Just been into my local 7/11 for some milk and an ice cream. At the check out right next to the condoms is a selection of lube. Never noticed them before.

Thanks for the advice. I can see some lucky Thai girl getting a good seeing to tomorrow night.

[ZenMinded1]

While probably my lowest ranking well known red light, Cowboy seems to be involving interestingly lately. The Asok side is now completely tourist bullshit and I stay away, midsection is also a bit meh apart from a few girls I know from other 2 districts who've moved here now, but near the end is where i find some fun. Suzie Wongs with the occasional guy in front singing and joking live, and opposite Dollhouse really hit the sweet spot for me.

Dollhouse especially. Ladies downstairs like to joke about with smiling customers, and fully naked ladies upstairs are always grateful for drinks. Nr 2 is especially hot for me, and nr 4 seems in high demand. For my next special day, birthday or otherwise, might just arrange to have both barfined LT and go somewhere to first get loaded up on scotch and then properly unloaded balls.

Baccara for me lost its appeal with bunch of stonefaced asians looking at girls, girls upstairs looking like they just about want to be anywhere else in the world at that moment and overall pushiness for drinks. The only upside is couches if you come with a few buddies, but even that's a bit now less interesting due to other parts.

Crazy house vs Dollhouse upstairs. For me Dollhouse now wins. Yes crazyhouse is packed but the 2 ladydrink scam is now soooo worn out, my indian friend getting asked to "pay a drink in advance because its members only" and well lets face it ladies are perhaps a 5 or 6 at best and place gets way to crowded and hard to move about when busy. I started to not even check inside when I'm in the area.

I wish there was something like Meet the world from Patpong in Cowboy. Where doors can quickly get locked, clothes can quickly disappear along with my dick in an eager mouth. But here's hoping someone might now if one of the older bars in Cowboy might still have that service.

Yours truly,

Z.

[ZenMinded1]

SOI OOPS.

Well well gents, focusing on soi numbers vs morning handies ayayay haha. Indeed my bad, soi 1 and to remove any doubt, get off ploenchit BTS on left side (closer to Bumrungrad side), keep walking in direction as train woudl continue, pass highway, take soi first left and walk up, around midway there's a massage place where there's usually at least 1 lady smiling to work ealrly hours. Turned out to be Lao but quite eager to please.

FIWFANS.

In other news, recently had my first fiwfans experience. Felt the itch one evening around 10:30 pm, fiwfans browsing with google translate on and lots of fumbling with advanced search later for location (I can't be arsed anymore to travel far for pussy) and as it turns out nearby serviced apartments near Sanam Pao BTS host 2 nice looking ladies with their handler speaking decent english too - https://fiwfans.com/agency/Idollgirl191..

Not much to write home about but lady looked indeed like in her photos, charged 2300 for an hour and 2 shots (2500 for 2 shots 1. 5 h but I did not need that). All smiles, nice shower, bit of massage, 2 cum filled condoms and my itch scrached. Experience reminded me a lot of nearby LE Ciel kapoo-style club. Nice and gets the job done but either a bit too transactional or maybe I'm just not thai enough.

THAI STYLE GOGOS.

Staying mentally in the same area as for Fiwfans, nearby Thanon Sutthisan Winitchai hides some gems! Find your way to the end of Pradiphat road (great for street food by the way) and cross intersection where Sutthisan starts. Not far on the left side is Rainbow club. An absolutely gobsmacking enormous of a club with what feels like 80 ies era. Almost zilch on English and ladies might not be naked but the atmosphere is there and if you speak even rudimentary Thai you'll find your way to fun real quick. I just love the old school vibe of ordering a beer, only big bottles and ladies running to refill my glass along with ice to keep that beverage at right temp and yours truly only needing to exercise his muscles in listing glass to my mouth. Could have probably paid a lady to do that for me too.

Indeed a bit too basic I found myself later in nearby T Ded 99 club. Similar deal with a huge room and very very few ladies but here an interesting thing happened. Ladies roam around trying to get customers, and this one early 20 something walks up in rudimentary english asking if she can sit down. I nod nod nod and scoot over but she says no no stay and proceeds to sit facing me, across my lap, taking out very sweet boltons and gyrating on me as I sip my beer. About 5 minutes of that unexpected fun with most other patrons gawping at me, and lady asked only for a 100 baht tip. Absolutely would do again just for the lolz.

NANA WALKERS.

Morning / night seems to hold good karma for me, even better than Stumble Inn, and all inspired by Ian Beardsworth of twitter. If he's here reading these lines well kudos to you sir and happy fucking.

I'm lazy to write about a couple of pickups from both bars (and also Sexy Nights within plaza Ian likes to visist. All these seem to have a good number of providers willing to go bareback), but last night took the cake with me literally shouting out from my perch to a cute choco lady passing by, having her join me for a beer at the bar and me balls deep inside her about 30 minutes later in nearby short time place. We skipped the condom, but she did not skip getting absolutelly rammed by my whisky dick (did I forget to mention I visited dr wood same evening? But damnit that was fun. Plaza is cool too but the drink chasing is sometimes tiring to think about, whereas outside bars seem to have a much better setup to feel the vibe of the lady first before deciding on next steps.

That's it for me from last 4 nights, cheers!

My mistake, apology. The correct one is: One should know all ODD Soi numbers are all along the Bamrungrad Hospital side till the last end of Sukhumvit road and all even numbers are Nana Plaza side.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Met a nice girl on TF. Tits a bit smaller than average but firm and nice shape. Service was very good and she was happy for me to fuck her mouth without gagging. Finished by coming on her face.

So here's the problem. She contacted me by Line and asked if I would like to meet again. I said maybe if you let me fuck you in your bum hole. She said she was vigin there (take that with a pinch of salt) but was happy to let me try. So the question is where can I find some anal lube to make penetration easier? There don't appear to be any sex shops in Bangkok, and I didn't see anything on the stalls along Sukhumvit last night. I don't want to ask one of the stallholders as they would probably tell you everything they have is perfect for the job.

Saliva works fine.

Coconut massage oil as well, readily available.

And durex or other brand lube is available at the displays near every checkout register in 7 Elevens and Family Marts.

[ChoduMadan]

Just any 7/11 store will have a durex lube.

Met a nice girl on TF. Tits a bit smaller than average but firm and nice shape. Service was very good and she was happy for me to fuck her mouth without gagging. Finished by coming on her face.

So here's the problem. She contacted me by Line and asked if I would like to meet again. I said maybe if you let me fuck you in your bum hole. She said she was vigin there (take that with a pinch of salt) but was happy to let me try. So the question is where can I find some anal lube to make penetration easier? There don't appear to be any sex shops in Bangkok, and I didn't see anything on the stalls along Sukhumvit last night. I don't want to ask one of the stallholders as they would probably tell you everything they have is perfect for the job.

[Michi]

Met a nice girl on TF. Tits a bit smaller than average but firm and nice shape. Service was very good and she was happy for me to fuck her mouth without gagging. Finished by coming on her face.

So here's the problem. She contacted me by Line and asked if I would like to meet again. I said maybe if you let me fuck you in your bum hole. She said she was vigin there (take that with a pinch of salt) but was happy to let me try. So the question is where can I find some anal lube to make penetration easier? There don't appear to be any sex shops in Bangkok, and I didn't see anything on the stalls along Sukhumvit last night. I don't want to ask one of the stallholders as they would probably tell you everything they have is perfect for the job.

Just go into any small pharmacy, 7/11 or Boots. They all have it out in the open.

[Mua Tur]

Met a nice girl on TF. Tits a bit smaller than average but firm and nice shape. Service was very good and she was happy for me to fuck her mouth without gagging. Finished by coming on her face.

So here's the problem. She contacted me by Line and asked if I would like to meet again. I said maybe if you let me fuck you in your bum hole. She said she was vigin there (take that with a pinch of salt) but was happy to let me try. So the question is where can I find some anal lube to make penetration easier? There don't appear to be any sex shops in Bangkok, and I didn't see anything on the stalls along Sukhumvit last night. I don't want to ask one of the stallholders as they would probably tell you everything they have is perfect for the job.

KY Gel, it was been used for dry vagina, might be it will work for back door too. I never tried for anal (because not my cup of tea).

[Llantarnam]

Met a nice girl on TF. Tits a bit smaller than average but firm and nice shape. Service was very good and she was happy for me to fuck her mouth without gagging. Finished by coming on her face.

So here's the problem. She contacted me by Line and asked if I would like to meet again. I said maybe if you let me fuck you in your bum hole. She said she was vigin there (take that with a pinch of salt) but was happy to let me try. So the question is where can I find some anal lube to make penetration easier? There don't appear to be any sex shops in Bangkok, and I didn't see anything on the stalls along Sukhumvit last night. I don't want to ask one of the stallholders as they would probably tell you everything they have is perfect for the job.